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This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!", "Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!", and "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass." Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game.
This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!". Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game. The full list of lines, including ones already mentioned, is shown below:
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*"Address all complaints about Public MiniMed services to FILE NOT FOUND for a swift response."
*"Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!"
*"ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!"
*"ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" (appears only if it has no [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|Robust Coffee]] when [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]])
*"It pays to be safe!"
*"It's safest to pay!"
*"Now 80% sterilized!"
*"Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!"
*"Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
*"There is a 1000 credit fine for bleeding on this machine."
*"We've gone green! Now using 100% recycled materials!"
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When [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]], it offers more unusual fare, alongside some [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|Robust Coffee]] for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.
When [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]], it offers more unusual fare, alongside some [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|Robust Coffee]] for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.

Latest revision as of 06:08, 29 June 2024

Public MiniMed

MiniMed.png

This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!". Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game. The full list of lines, including ones already mentioned, is shown below:

  • "Address all complaints about Public MiniMed services to FILE NOT FOUND for a swift response."
  • "Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!"
  • "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!"
  • "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" (appears only if it has no Robust Coffee when hacked)
  • "It pays to be safe!"
  • "It's safest to pay!"
  • "Now 80% sterilized!"
  • "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!"
  • "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
  • "There is a 1000 credit fine for bleeding on this machine."
  • "We've gone green! Now using 100% recycled materials!"

When hacked, it offers more unusual fare, alongside some Robust Coffee for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.

List of Contents:
Icon Quantity Item Price Hidden
item?
HealingMiniPatch.png
5 Healing mini-patch 60 No
BurnMiniPatch.png
5 Burn mini-patch 60 No
EpinephrinePillV2.png
5 Epinephrine pill 100 No
AnalgesicPillV2.png
5 Analgesic pill 60 No
MentholPillV2.png
5 Menthol pill 60 No
EmergencyAutoInjectorGreen.png
5 emergency auto-injector (charcoal) 60 No
EmergencyAutoInjectorBlue.png
2 emergency auto-injector (diphenhydramine) 60 No
EmergencyAutoInjectorYellow.png
2 emergency auto-injector (spaceacillin) 150 No
AmpouleSmellingSaltsV2.png
2 ampoule (smelling salts) 60 No
HealthAnalyzerNoUpgradesV2.png
2 Health analyzer 75 No
Bandage.png
5 Bandages 30 No
Sterilemaskv2.png
5 Sterile mask 30 No
Glovesw.png
5 Latex gloves 30 No
HealthAnalyzerUpgrade.png
0-2 Health Analyzer Upgrade 75 Yes
SkinSoothingUltraDamageRepairMiniPatch.png
0-5 Skin soothing ultra-damage repair mini-patch (15u of synthflesh) 75 Yes
MediVape.png
1 Medi-Vape 300 Yes
DiscountDanBathBombsV2.gif
2-5 Bath bomb 300 Yes
NewPill3.png
1 Bath salts pill (Has only a 5% chance to appear, 10u of bath salts) 300 Yes
RobustCoffeeV2.png
1-5 Robust Coffee (15% chance to appear) 30 Yes