Random Events

Random events disrupt and add a bit of chaos to rounds. They tend to be more frequent and destructive the longer a round has been going on. Each event will be announced with a large Centcom status update.

Meteor Shower

Giant Meteors will begin raining upon the station from a given direction, destroying everything in their path before crumbling into a pile of rock and ore, or exploding into several, smaller meteors. The crew is given a 3 minute heads up indicating the direction and the severity (ranging up to 50). The crew can set up meteor shield generators which pop up shields to block meteors. The damage done by meteors is almost always catastrophic enough to merit evacuation.

Solar Flare

A Solar Flare will soon pass by the station. Communications may be affected.

All radio communication is unavailable, and the shuttle is unable to be called or recalled while the flare is in effect. Machine talk is unaffected. A status update will let the crew know when the flare has passed.

Spatial Anomaly

A large red tear in space temporarily divides the station in two, appearing at a random location and spanning the entire z-level horizontally or vertically. The anomaly is completely impassible except by teleportation. More of a nuisance than an actual hazard.

Spatial Distortion

Gravitational anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.

Swirling wormholes pop up around the station. Jumping into one will teleport you to a random point in the station, including a burning Toxins mixing room, inside a window, or exposed to space on the solar arrays.

Ion Storm

Ion storm activity has been detected near the station. AI equipment may have been affected.

The AI is given a 4th new law. These laws may be hazardous or just weird nonsense such as "the courtroom must be relocated to another part of the station." The Centcom notification comes some time after the new law appears, giving the AI time to act bizarrely before the crew rushes to reset it.

Blowout

Extreme levels of radiation detected approaching the station. All personnel have 53.3 seconds to enter a maintenance tunnel or radiation safezone. This is not a test.

Large amounts of radiation buffet the station. Crewmembers must seek protection in maintenance tunnels during the storm. Exposed crew members will take heavy radiation damage and suffer possible mutations. After a blow-out, alien artifacts may have appeared on the station.

Kudzu

Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard station. All personnel must contain the outbreak.

Thick green kudzu will spawn at a random point on the station and begin growing quickly. The kudzu can be beaten back with welders, flamethrowers, and wirecutters. The kudzu is harmless but once it grows dense will block off entire parts of the station.

Blob

Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard Research Center 14. All personnel must contain the outbreak.

The blob is a pulsing green mass that grow similar to kudzu. It is more dangerous as it will damage anything adjacent to it, burning people and breaking walls. If it reaches the outer hull it will cause a hull breach. The best tool for fighting the blob is welders and fire. Contrary to conventional belief, the blob can evoluate without oxygen and spread unchecked into space.

Chaos Dunk

Pretty much the same thing as a blowout, except referencing a completely different game.

Spectral Anomaly

Our monitors have detected a spectral emission rapidly approaching the station.

Everyone farts and their ass flies off, stunning them momentarily. If your ass has already been removed you will spray a load of gibs behind you. Heralds the presence of a bored admin.

Radstorm

High levels of radiation detected near the station. Please report to the Med-bay if you feel strange.

Instantaneously subjects all crew members to a bit of radiation.