User:Studenterhue/Ass Day

Describes when and on what servers Ass Day occurs
Lists and explains Ass Day Rules
Mentions content exclusive to Ass Day
...more to come?

Ass Day is a Goonstation event that occurs the 13th of every month on the main Goonstation server...

Ass Day Rules

If you see when you join and can pull it up via the Ass Day Rules command, that means it's Ass Day!

Despite what people say, not all of the server's rules are suspended, like in The Purge. Rather, the normal Rules are swapped out for a special set of Ass Day Rules, listed below:

1. No intentionally crashing the server or causing lag.
2. No bigotry.
3. No sexual stuff.
4. No creepy shit.
5. No impersonating the admins.
6. No walling off or obliterating arrivals.
7. No giving out secret recipes and the like.
8. If an admin tells you to quit doing something, quit it.
9. No you do not get an antag token.

note to self:
-update popup
-ask what #9 means

Where and when do they apply?

Ass Day begins at the 13th of midnight EST (UTC-05) / EDT(UTC-04). It occurs only on the main Goonstation server, so the other servers, Goonstation Roleplay and the backup servers, don't have Ass Day, so they don't have Ass Day Rules.

Strictly speaking, the special Ass Day rules apply only to rounds that begin on Ass Day. For example, if a round begins on 11:50 PM on the 12th and continues past midnight, it's still a normal round, and Ass Day Rules don't apply. Similarly, if a round that begins on Ass Day continues into the 14th, it's still an Ass Day round, and Ass Day rules do still apply. Essentially, if you can pull up the Ass Day Rules via the Ass Day Rules command, it's Ass Day, and those rules apply.

So what does it all mean?

might rephrase this intro better

These rules might not look all that different from the regular Rules at first glance, but they let you get away with a lot of things you normally aren't allowed to do:

• You can Grief and do stuff you normally can only do as an Antagonist. You can test bombs on the station, forcefeed people poison pills/food/whatever, fight random people for no reason...or just do normal job duties.
• As an AI or Cyborg, you're free to ignore your laws and harm humans, refuse orders, etc. If someone orders you to open a door, you can tell them to shove it, and maybe bolt and electrify the door just because.
• As a Ghostdrone, you're not bound to any of your laws and can intervene in people's affairs and mess up the station as much as you want.
• You can talk about the current round on Discord and other platforms.
• You can get your revenge on people for things they've done in previous rounds, including ones that didn't occur on Ass Day.
• If an admin turns OOC on, you're allowed to talk about in-game stuff in the current round. For example, if a Changeling stings you in maintenance, you can screech on OOC for someone to help you.

Ass Day Exclusive Content

is that how it's punctuated? no hyphens?

Urs Dungeon

urs get in here it's your time to shine 
What is Urs Dungeon?
How do you get there?
What's the goal/theme of the current one? 

Ass Day Arena

I don't know if this is actually the name of the thing. 
Would be a good place for a picture of the arena after some particularly violent fighting.

If you die and use the Fight for your life ability as a Ghost, you'll spawn in a hellish arena that contains a few weapons and a special butt named "The Divine Relic of Ass Day" (exact spelling of "Ass Day" can vary). If the butt remains in your possession for 30 seconds (you can still move, fight, etc. during this time), you'll be sent back to the main lobby, ready to rejoin the round. Beware: since it's Ass Day, other people can freely murder you and steal your chance to respawn!