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A dork.

Foolin' with Template:Main Menu. Probably won't lead anywhere.

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More dumb shit: How to be a good traitor

Have you played a few rounds as an antagonist of some stripe? Did you even win? Doesn't matter, there are some things that'll make your traitorous existence more enjoyable for everyone, and that's what counts.

Do

  • Involve other people. There is good reason to suspect that Mindslave Implants are underpriced on purpose. You can get up to three loyal mindslaves if you're willing to spend the telecrystals, and that's three more guys who get to be lightweight traitors in the round. An alternative is to litter the station with cheap and mostly harmless Syndicate Items - things that will cause chaos but not get anyone banned for using them.
    • This makes you kind of hard to trace.
  • If you rampage, be good at it. (And get the damn shuttle called eventually.) People like watching a good rampage occasionally. People are less fond of dying five minutes into the round, after which the traitor trips on his own shoelaces and gets killed.
  • Deviate entirely from your traitor objectives. Being the traitor is a license to cause chaos, and you don't get a prize for completing your objectives. Sell fake mustaches, be the Friendly Changeling, kidnap the AI, it's all good. Just don't be boring.

Don't

  • Don't hog the station for hours! If you've killed half the station and completed your objectives, get the goddamn shuttle called! Deadchat is full of people who want to get back in the game, and you should have at least one bloodstained Head ID anyway.
  • Don't blow huge holes in the station. Bombing the main corridors is effective, but it lags the station to hell. Expect the shuttle to be called shortly if you do this.