Admin

The Admin is a species native to space whose popularity as a food and lack of breeding habits has caused their population to dwindle over the last few years. Usually sighted in small groups forming gangs and breaking out of solitary confinement.

Although usually docile, Admins are very powerful and should not be underestimated. Admins have been seen hunting an endangered species known as the pubbie. They have been seen breeding with owls, cereal boxes, and even metal gears. The offspring from these escapades usually have genetic defects, but it seems to be the only way Admins can reproduce.

OW! IT BIT ME!

Wounds caused by Admins are usually fatal. You are going to die. Usually, within seconds. Admin bites can cause symptoms including death, space yeti bites, your butt falling off, moderate to severe gibbing, axe murderers, and in some cases, giant armies of lions, owls, and walruses.

Adegio for farts

Admins have a taste in music. It is neither good nor bad. It is both. It's the Schrödinger's Cat of not-so-easy listening. Never turn admin sounds off, you don't want to miss the songs of their people.

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