Admin

The Admin is a species native to space whose popularity as a food and lack of breeding habits has caused their population to dwindle over the last few years. Usually sighted in small groups forming gangs and breaking out of solitary confinement.

Although usually docile, Admins are very powerful and should not be underestimated. Admins have been seen hunting an endangered species known as the pubbie. They have been seen breeding with owls, cereal boxes, and even metal gears. The offspring from these escapades usually have genetic defects, but it seems to be the only way Admins can reproduce.

OW! IT BIT ME!

Wounds caused by Admins are usually fatal. You are going to die. Usually, within seconds. Admin bites can cause symptoms including death, space yeti bites, your butt falling off, moderate to severe gibbing, axe murderers, and in some cases, giant armies of lions, owls, and walruses.

Adegio for farts

Admins have a taste in music. It is neither good nor bad. It is both. It's the Schrödinger's Cat of not-so-easy listening. Never turn admin sounds off, you don't want to miss the songs of their people.

Special antagonists

The admins have at their disposal a menagerie of psychos. When the round grinds to a halt, and no fun can be found anywhere, a psycho might appear to set things right. While on paper the admins could conjure up all sorts of horrors, certain entities have become a station staple. These include:

• The Smiling Man - Named for his particular speech impairment. The smiling man wears a striped, gray dress and a white mask with a smile painted on. He can pass smoothly through solid features, appearing at your back to ask for a smile. Failing to appease him is a good way to get brutally shanked to death by his knife.
• The Welder - Wearing a welder's apron, a welding mask and a huge knife, this psycho will announce his arrival by shattering all lights and turning the station into a nightmare version of itself. If that wasn't scary enough, he is so psychotic that he can make himself immaterial to move through obstacles and even come back from death.
• The Maetcho Maenn - You thought you knew how to wrestle? You thought you were hot shit? Think again. This psycho is the embodiment of wrestling. Instantly recognizable by his manly hair, purple pants, cheetah-print shirt and magnificent sunglasses. He is a near unstoppable force of nature thanks to his macho powder and his backbreaking moves which include the ability to macho teleport.

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