Chemistry

Chemisty looks like this but covered in piss fog.

This is where Scientists go to brew up chemicals. Gets set on fire every other round.

Oh boy I can't wait to melt my eyebrows off!

Here's a quick look at the devices scattered across the room.

Chem Dispenser: Dispenses a whole slew of chemicals. Use a Beaker (or any liquid-bearing Container) on it to insert it, then use the machine to pick chemicals. When you're done, eject the beaker from the menu.

Heating/Cooling Unit: Used to chill or heat containers. Use the menu to set a target temperature, and press Activate to start the heating/cooling process.

ChemMaster 3000: Used to turn chemicals into pills. After you insert a container, you can choose to remove unwanted chemicals (isolate removes all chemicals BUT the selected one). When creating pills, you'll be prompted to choose how many units are in each pill, as well as the label (which will show up as "<what you wrote> pill"). Pill bottles work differently from containers. To get a pill, click on the pill bottle with an empty hand while it is in your other hand. You can also dump the whole bottle out on the floor by clicking the bottle with the hand holding it. One great thing about the ChemMaster is the ability to also get a short summary of any chemical. This may or may not actually describe their functions in a way that makes sense.

ValuChimp: Dispenses monkeys, a valuable commodity for the modern scienist.

Ok so how do I make napalm?

A lot of recipes are very similar to their real-world counterparts. There are also many sci-fi concoctions to discover and experiment with. And, if all else fails, add plasma, since it'll usually make something happen.

Common Recipes

Recipe Name	Recipe	Effects
Alkysine	Dylovene + Chlorine + Nitrogen	Treats brain damage
Antihol	Ethanol + Dylovene	Cures drunkedness
Bicaridine	Inaprovaline + Carbon	Heals brute damage
Bilk	Beer + Milk	??
Cryostylane	Leporazine + Oxygen + Water	Freezes stuff
Cryoxadone	Dexalin + Water + Oxygen	Heals various kinds of damage at cold temperatures
Dexalin	Plasma + Oxygen	Prevents and treats oxygen deprivation
Dexalin Plus	Dexalin + Iron + Carbon	Dexalin but better
Holy Water	Water + Wine + Mercury	"Enhanced" Water
Hyronalin	Radium + Anti-Toxins	Heals radiation poisoning
Imidazoline	Hydrogen + Carbon + Anti-toxin	Heals flash blindness
Kelotane	Silicon + Carbon	Heals being burned or really cold
Leporazine	Silicon + Plasma	Stabilizes body temperature
Lexorin	Plasma + Hydrogen + Nitrogen	Prevents suffocation
Napalm	Aluminium + Sulfuric Acid + Plasma	Suicide in a beaker
Neurotoxin	Space Drugs + Heat	Causes brain damage
Polytrinic Acid	Sulfuric Acid + Chlorine + Potassium	Face melter
Smoke	Potassium + Phosphorus + Sugar	Makes smoke
Space Cleaner	Water + Hydrogen + Nitrogen	Cleans stuff
Space Drugs	Mercury + Lithium + Sugar	Drugs in space
Space Lube	Silicon + Oxygen + Water	Causes problems
Stable Mutagen	Unstable Mutagen + Space Drugs + Mercury + Blood	Changes DNA to that of the blood
Synaptizine	Lithium + Sugar + Water	Cures paralysis
Thermite	Iron + Aluminium + Oxygen	Used on walls to burn them down
Tricordrazine	Anti-Toxins + Inaprovaline or Heat Cryoxadone	Treats most kinds of injury except toxin damage
Unstable Mutagen	Radium + Chlorine + Phosphorus	Messes with DNA