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Wears a cool red and white suit, hangs out in medbay, yells at chemis- I mean [[Scientist]]s for not doing their job and gets yelled at by [[Geneticist]]/[[Roboticist]] for not letting them do theirs
Wears a cool red and white suit, hangs out in [[medbay]], yells at chemis- I mean [[scientist|scientists]] for not doing their job and gets yelled at by [[geneticist|Genetics]]/[[roboticist|Robotics]] for not letting them do theirs


ROUGH DRAFT ON HOW TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR:
ROUGH DRAFT ON HOW TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR:


Know how to set the cryo. In order. Pick up Wrench, Click on Oxygen Cannister, Drop Wrench, Go to Blue Beakers, pick up ONE AT A TIME, place inside each tube. Click on white freezer box in between tubes, set to 73.13, turn on, LEAVE ON (don't leave the tubes on, but do leave the cooler on so that shit actually stays cold THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE MESS UP) and presto, working cryo.
1. Know how to set the [[cryo]]:
* Pick up [[Wrench]]
* Click on [[Oxygen Canister]]
* Drop [[Wrench]]
* Go to [[cryostylane|Blue Beakers]], pick up ONE AT A TIME
* Place inside each [[cryo]] tube.  
* Click on white freezer box in between tubes
* Set the temperature to 73.13
* turn on, LEAVE ON.  Don't leave the tubes on until someone's in them, though.


Hypos: Take no more than 2. 1 per Doctor on busy shifts. Bicardine, Tricordizine, or Inapprovaline in these. If Bicardine and Tricord, set it to a lower dosage than 5 units per shot to conserve as much resources as possible.
[[Hypo]]s: Take no more than 2. 1 per doctor on busy shifts. [[Bicardine]], [[Tricordizine]], or [[Inaprovaline]] in these. If [[Bicardine]] and [[Tricordizine]], set it to a lower dosage than 5 units per shot - you will waste a lot of medicine that way.


Tricord = 10 Units Anti-Toxin + 10 Units Inapprovaline. Don't try and mix together more than 10 units of each at a time or else BYOND shits up the process something fierce and you waste resources. WASTING RESOURCES IS BAD AS DOCTOR.
To make [[Tricordizine]], mix 10 Units [[Anti-Toxin]] and 10 Units [[Inaprovaline]]. Don't try and mix together more than 10 units of each at a time or else BYOND shits up the process something fierce and you waste resources. It is very difficult to get more resources for [[medbay]], so wasting resources is bad.


Medical and Burn patches use WAY too much of their respective chemicals in order to warrant using them but anything but major cases. Use at your own jurisdiction, and feel free to disarm and throw out anyone who's trying to ransack medbay for patches to cover anything constituting minor brute and burn damage.
[[Medical Patch]]es and [[Burn Patch]]es administer a LOT of medicine at once, so save them for critical situations.  Particularly the burn patches.


You can put pills in beakers and withdraw medicine from the pills, this is most useful with burn damage since Medbay is pretty understaffed with burn damage shit and throwing someone in the Cryo when they're on fire is almost as likely to kill them, set properly or not.
You can put [[pill]]s in [[beaker]]s and withdraw medicine from the [[pill]]s, this is most useful with burn damage since [[Medbay]] is pretty understaffed with burn damage shit and throwing someone in the [[Cryo]] when they're on fire is almost as likely to kill them, set properly or not.


Prodoc Healthgoggles show you health at a glance and if you aren't wearing a pair as a doctor you deserve to be fed to the roboticist. You should only need one pair, since no one's going to try and robust you for a pair of these(probably).
[[Prodoc Healthgoggles]] show you health at a glance and if you aren't wearing a pair as a doctor you deserve to be fed to the [[roboticist]]. The same goes if you're hogging all the goggles we have like four goddamn pairs stop being greedy.  


Green = Ignore, they're probably drunk and blabbing to you about how they're sick.
IN ORDER OF LEAST TO MOST SEVERE GLANCE:
Yellow = Probably worth a scan, maybe 1 unit of whatever the hell ails them.
* Green = Ignore, they're probably drunk and blabbing to you about how they're sick.
Orange = Treat with minor supplies if they're not essential staff. If you've got an orange level or below sec/hop/captain you should probably yell at him to stop so you can patch him up
* Yellow = Probably worth a scan, maybe 1 unit of whatever the hell ails them.
Red = Serious condition. Patch up with whatever resources you have lying around.
* Orange = Treat with minor supplies if they're not essential staff. If you've got an orange level or below sec/hop/captain you should probably yell at him to stop so you can patch him up
Flashing Red = Why the hell haven't you healed these people yet? If they're standing up, treat with normal supplies. If not, throw them in the Cyro.
* Red = Serious condition. Patch up with whatever resources you have lying around.
White = Negative HP, immediately cyro. If you're too far from Medbay/Medbay is too much in ruins to cryo, get ready to administer a ton of medicine. Inappovaline, scan for damage, treat the most serious offender first. Types are Brute, Burn, Toxins, Asphyxiation, in that order(?)
* Flashing Red = Why the hell haven't you healed these people yet? If they're standing up, treat with normal supplies. If not, throw them in the [[Cryo]].
* White = Negative HP, immediately [[cyro]]. If you're too far from [[Medbay]], or it is in ruins, get ready to administer a ton of medicine. [[Inapovaline]], scan for damage, treat the most serious offender first. Types are Brute, Burn, Toxins, Asphyxiation, in that order.


Brute = Bicardine or Tricordizine, either by injection or by patches (if seriously)
Brute = [[Bicardine]] or [[Tricordizine]], either by injection or by patches (if seriously)
Burn = Kelotane, in Burn Patches and Burn Pills.
Burn = [[Kelotane]], in [[Burn Patch]]es or [[pill]]s.
Toxins = Anti-Toxins. In syringe and pill form.
Toxins = [[Anti-Toxins]], or [[Dyvolene]]. In syringe and pill form.
Asphyxiation = Caused by standing out in space like a git. CPR or, if they're really suffering from Oxygen deprivation, Dexalin.
Asphyxiation = Caused by standing out in space like a git. CPR's the solution here, performed by removing your mask and the patient's mask, then clicking them with an empty hand while using the Help [[intent]].  [[Dexalin]] is the chemical solution, so if some is convenient use that as well.
 
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Revision as of 21:04, 11 September 2012

Wears a cool red and white suit, hangs out in medbay, yells at chemis- I mean scientists for not doing their job and gets yelled at by Genetics/Robotics for not letting them do theirs

ROUGH DRAFT ON HOW TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR:

1. Know how to set the cryo:

  • Pick up Wrench
  • Click on Oxygen Canister
  • Drop Wrench
  • Go to Blue Beakers, pick up ONE AT A TIME
  • Place inside each cryo tube.
  • Click on white freezer box in between tubes
  • Set the temperature to 73.13
  • turn on, LEAVE ON. Don't leave the tubes on until someone's in them, though.

Hypos: Take no more than 2. 1 per doctor on busy shifts. Bicardine, Tricordizine, or Inaprovaline in these. If Bicardine and Tricordizine, set it to a lower dosage than 5 units per shot - you will waste a lot of medicine that way.

To make Tricordizine, mix 10 Units Anti-Toxin and 10 Units Inaprovaline. Don't try and mix together more than 10 units of each at a time or else BYOND shits up the process something fierce and you waste resources. It is very difficult to get more resources for medbay, so wasting resources is bad.

Medical Patches and Burn Patches administer a LOT of medicine at once, so save them for critical situations. Particularly the burn patches.

You can put pills in beakers and withdraw medicine from the pills, this is most useful with burn damage since Medbay is pretty understaffed with burn damage shit and throwing someone in the Cryo when they're on fire is almost as likely to kill them, set properly or not.

Prodoc Healthgoggles show you health at a glance and if you aren't wearing a pair as a doctor you deserve to be fed to the roboticist. The same goes if you're hogging all the goggles we have like four goddamn pairs stop being greedy.

IN ORDER OF LEAST TO MOST SEVERE GLANCE:

  • Green = Ignore, they're probably drunk and blabbing to you about how they're sick.
  • Yellow = Probably worth a scan, maybe 1 unit of whatever the hell ails them.
  • Orange = Treat with minor supplies if they're not essential staff. If you've got an orange level or below sec/hop/captain you should probably yell at him to stop so you can patch him up
  • Red = Serious condition. Patch up with whatever resources you have lying around.
  • Flashing Red = Why the hell haven't you healed these people yet? If they're standing up, treat with normal supplies. If not, throw them in the Cryo.
  • White = Negative HP, immediately cyro. If you're too far from Medbay, or it is in ruins, get ready to administer a ton of medicine. Inapovaline, scan for damage, treat the most serious offender first. Types are Brute, Burn, Toxins, Asphyxiation, in that order.

Brute = Bicardine or Tricordizine, either by injection or by patches (if seriously) Burn = Kelotane, in Burn Patches or pills. Toxins = Anti-Toxins, or Dyvolene. In syringe and pill form. Asphyxiation = Caused by standing out in space like a git. CPR's the solution here, performed by removing your mask and the patient's mask, then clicking them with an empty hand while using the Help intent. Dexalin is the chemical solution, so if some is convenient use that as well.