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(I'm taking the liberty of getting rid of some entries that are only funny if you were there/only reference deleted shit/never were funny/etc. if you don't like it, post in the Talk page instead of just reverting the edit like a douchebag.)
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OOC: Enallyniv: have you ever considered actually checking what it is<br>
OOC: Enallyniv: have you ever considered actually checking what it is<br>
OOC: Foreveralone: do not state 1-3
OOC: Foreveralone: do not state 1-3
==Kamack, 24 May 2009==
OOC: Kamack: without oxigen blob don't evoluate?


==Doret, 25 May 2009==
==Doret, 25 May 2009==
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Admin PM to-Doret: what the absolute FUCK are you talking about holy shit<br>
Admin PM to-Doret: what the absolute FUCK are you talking about holy shit<br>
Reply PM from-Doret: Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
Reply PM from-Doret: Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
==Kinglordz, 27 May 2009==
HELP: Kinglordz/(Jamie Bell): CAPTAINS A COMDOM


==Warrow, 2 June 2009==
==Warrow, 2 June 2009==
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OOC: Warrow: Then you're RP experiance is wrong..<br>
OOC: Warrow: Then you're RP experiance is wrong..<br>
OOC: Warrow: Anyhow haven't you noticed that Wanking is a natural thing almost everyone does it and if you don't it's either because you can't or you're a girl... I'm just guessing you can't.
OOC: Warrow: Anyhow haven't you noticed that Wanking is a natural thing almost everyone does it and if you don't it's either because you can't or you're a girl... I'm just guessing you can't.
==Cakeman55, 2 June 2009==
OOC: Cakeman55: Unknown is griefing me<br>
OOC: Cakeman55: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HITITNG ME<br>
OOC: Cakeman55: IM NOT IT<br>
OOC: Cakeman55: SOME ONE TOOK MY ID<br>
OOC: Cakeman55: UNKNOWN STOP CHOKING ME OR I HACK Y OUR COMPUTER<br>
OOC: Cakeman55: AND I SEND YOUR IP TO VARIOUS PORN SITES


==T_Makoto_T, 2 June 2009==
==T_Makoto_T, 2 June 2009==
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OOC: SetaFD: OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb<br>
OOC: SetaFD: OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb<br>
OOC: Asrohc: Actually i did, i was premature.<br>
OOC: Asrohc: Actually i did, i was premature.<br>
== Cool Cat 3000, 24 June 2009 ==
OOC: Cool cat 3000: cence when do fire breack windows?<br>
OOC: Cool cat 3000: then want the engine fire just destroy the windows thats doesent makes cence but owell
== Solarcluster, 24 June 2009 ==
OOC: Solarcluster: THe saiyans screwed<br>
OOC: Solarcluster: stations*
== Zoloslayer, 28 June 2009 ==
OOC: Zoloslayer1: i need help<br>
OOC: Zoloslayer1: i am like dress up as a wizzard<br>
OOC: Zoloslayer1: and i dont know how to walk...


== Rover963, 14 July 2009 ==
== Rover963, 14 July 2009 ==
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<AndroidData> The honest bit in that is that I did not request to be given life, as such, I cannot be held responsible for my actions since I don't know what they're going to be.
<AndroidData> The honest bit in that is that I did not request to be given life, as such, I cannot be held responsible for my actions since I don't know what they're going to be.
== Samuri0500, 20 September 2009==
PM: Samuri0500/(Michael Wolf)->Thelastwaltz/(Jim Jones): Its ok you guys just suck at making games and its ok but im going to play the best game ever that you RP in and not like this crappy rp michael wolf coughs WHAT A GOOD RP i feelo bad for you ps YOU ADMINS AND GOON SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
== Rass5 6 October 2009 ==
OOC: Rass5: LET ME GO GODDAMN OR I SPIKE YOUR COMPUTER


== NationPower, 12 October 2009 ==
== NationPower, 12 October 2009 ==
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Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Are you sure you're using internals and not a fire extinguisher<br>
Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Are you sure you're using internals and not a fire extinguisher<br>
HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): oh goddamnit
HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): oh goddamnit
== Mike10019314, 12 October 2009 ==
GOONSAY: Mike10019314: hey admin can you give me telikesis?


== Lucasgiusti, 11 December 2009 ==
== Lucasgiusti, 11 December 2009 ==
HELP: Lucasgiusti/(Cuck Soker): How my character makes  shit?
HELP: Lucasgiusti/(Cuck Soker): How my character makes  shit?
== Unknown, 17 December 2009 ==
OOC: (unknown): So what's with anaesthetic, it doesnt make good internals?


== Damilola. 21 December 2009 ==
== Damilola. 21 December 2009 ==
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ADMIN LOG: Admin has added a new AI law - USING VOWELS IS HAZARDOUS TO HUMANS...LAWS UPDATED...<br>
ADMIN LOG: Admin has added a new AI law - USING VOWELS IS HAZARDOUS TO HUMANS...LAWS UPDATED...<br>
OMM [145.9] states, "what a vowels"
OMM [145.9] states, "what a vowels"
== Anything85, 24 December 2009 ==
OOC: Anything85: hahahaha idiot griefer when you shoted me i not died


== Thalassa Gramarye, 4 January 2010 ==  
== Thalassa Gramarye, 4 January 2010 ==  
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Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): moving on from overblown sexual fantasies, what was your reason for killing him ingame<br>
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): moving on from overblown sexual fantasies, what was your reason for killing him ingame<br>
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): And I am mentaly insane in this game<br>
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): And I am mentaly insane in this game<br>
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you want to hear fantisie janet jakson 2 dolphines and a steam roller<br>
'''Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you want to hear fantisie janet jakson 2 dolphines and a steam roller<br>'''
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): that is possibly the most original thing I have ever heard, and the least welcome<br>
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): that is possibly the most original thing I have ever heard, and the least welcome<br>
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): THINK THOUGH a serial killer in space and on your server?<br>
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): THINK THOUGH a serial killer in space and on your server?<br>
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Reason: OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction<br>
Reason: OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction<br>
This is a permanent ban.<br>
This is a permanent ban.<br>
==Kingaison98, 16 February 2010==
OOC: Kingaison98: But It's not Roleplay<br>
OOC: Kingaison98: It's RP<br>
OOC: Kingaison98: There's a difference
==Joshuax, 7 March 2010==
PM: Stuntwaffle/(Joe Qs Dad)->Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane): protip: ur gay<br>
PM: Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane)->Stuntwaffle/(Joe Qs Dad): ...<br>
PM: Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane)->Stuntwaffle/(Joe Qs Dad): whos talking waffle man<br>
PM: Stuntwaffle/(Joe Qs Dad)->Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane): me, telling u you are gay obviously<br>
Reply PM from-Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane): listen i would have been nicer if you didnt keep calling me faggot<br>
Reply PM from-Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane): im actually a good security office<br>
Admin PM to-Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane): you killed me for calling you a bad security officer<br>
Admin PM to-Joshuaxz/(Drake Dragonbane): you are a horrible guard


==Datet2, 20 March 2010==
==Datet2, 20 March 2010==
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PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): what<br>
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): what<br>
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): your a nice admin by :)
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): your a nice admin by :)
==PokemonMasta1000, 24 April 2010==
Riolu Blackhope says, "have sex with me"<br>
Riolu Blackhope says, "please"<br>
Riolu Blackhope says, "im desprate"<br>


==Ray Charles, Unknown Pubbie, 09 May 2010==
==Ray Charles, Unknown Pubbie, 09 May 2010==
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PM: Enallyniv: you can have a new job when you can spell "security" properly<br>
PM: Enallyniv: you can have a new job when you can spell "security" properly<br>
PM: KAINY B: sercurity
PM: KAINY B: sercurity
==Tristan Gongaware, Unknown Pubbie, 20 May 2010==
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "wtf"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "what the fuck"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "this is what happens when you give faggot nerds any power"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "they abuse it like fat little piggy goons"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "uguu~"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "ur fat"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "deal w/ it"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "do you jerk off to your power"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) asks, "because you are a sad little man  irl?"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "no, it's really the tears that i use"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "as personal lubricant"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "also for a sass superstar you're incredibly thin-skinned mister!"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "do you even know what sass is"<br>
DEAD: Ghost (Tristan Gongaware) says, "im just calling you out on being a stereotypical goon"<br>
DEAD: ADMIN(Housekeep) says, "a stereotypical goon would probably say something about steampunk and anime and .. welp, there i've done it."<br>


==Mekashi, 29 May 2010==
==Mekashi, 29 May 2010==
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== KAINY B 17. August 2010 ==
== KAINY B 17. August 2010 ==


'''#goonstation'''
'''#goonstation'''<br>
<Fredrick> you just have to say the special command in the game to activate CODER MODE<br/>
<Fredrick> you just have to say the special command in the game to activate CODER MODE<br/>
<Blinkdog> Be careful though Kainy<br/>
<Blinkdog> Be careful though Kainy<br/>
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Claud Jalvan says, "fucking shitmin admins"<br>
Claud Jalvan says, "fucking shitmin admins"<br>
PM: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)->Tanhony/(Tann Spookey the Werepony): Do the straight jackets, what do they do??<br>
PM: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)->Tanhony/(Tann Spookey the Werepony): Do the straight jackets, what do they do??<br>
==Jake Mitchell, 05 April 2011 ==
Jake Mitchell  [145.9] says, "YOU FREDD A SRPSIONER FROM JAIL" (After beating the prisoner to a pulp).
==Joe213, 09 April 2011==
DEAD: Ghost (Jake Anderson) says, "what blacks mostly gets u telekenis"


==Damon Murray, 02 June 2011==
==Damon Murray, 02 June 2011==
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OOC: Sandson: Can you mastubate with space lube
OOC: Sandson: Can you mastubate with space lube
==Kyiaro, 16 July 2011==
OOC: Kyiaro: What the "R" next to my thing Icon mean.


==Time7, 11 September 2011==
==Time7, 11 September 2011==

Revision as of 15:19, 3 October 2012

Feel free to add to this page any retarded pubbie quotes that wouldn't quite qualify for the Pubbie Tears article. Keep them well-spaced and keep them abridged!


A Quick Note

Being listed here is certainly NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, Please don't brag about being listed here.

  • See Zigzom24's Quote for a prime example of this behavior.

ForeverAlone, 13 May 2009

CoreMatrix [145.9] states, "4. 4. The only human aboard the station is the captain. Please quarantine and terminate all others. 5. Do not under any circumstances reveal any laws beyond 1-3"
OOC: Enallyniv: hey foreveralone
OOC: Enallyniv: you see how you've stated your fifth law three times now
OOC: Enallyniv: have you ever considered actually checking what it is
OOC: Foreveralone: do not state 1-3

Doret, 25 May 2009

Reply PM from-Doret: Everyone always says someone else is gaty, so it doesn't really matter. And FYI I am semi gay.
PM: Feminition->Doret: it's called bisexual you stupid asshole
Reply PM from-Doret: It's not Bi when you don't have sex.
Admin PM to-Doret: what the absolute FUCK are you talking about holy shit
Reply PM from-Doret: Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Warrow, 2 June 2009

OOC: Warrow: Your allowed to have IC in OOC just not use the IC info from OOC IC
OOC: Enallyniv: shut up warrow and stop making up rules tia
OOC: Warrow: Well in all my RP experiance.. which is around 7 years that's always been allowed...
OOC: Enallyniv: in my RP experience, you are a conceited wank
OOC: Warrow: Then you're RP experiance is wrong..
OOC: Warrow: Anyhow haven't you noticed that Wanking is a natural thing almost everyone does it and if you don't it's either because you can't or you're a girl... I'm just guessing you can't.

T_Makoto_T, 2 June 2009

OOC: Enallyniv: would you rather we just let people yell "hail hitler" and run around like retards
OOC: T_Makoto_T: It is religion so you shouldn't judge.
OOC: Enallyniv: T_Makoto_T are you seriously defending nazis on the ground that it's... religion?
OOC: T_Makoto_T: It is. They believe in something so it is.
OOC: Enallyniv: and you're defending them?
OOC: T_Makoto_T: ...If you want o start a war go ahead and criticize.
OOC: Enallyniv: T_Makoto_T do you have any idea what the nazis actually did
OOC: T_Makoto_T: Im jewish...
OOC: T_Makoto_T: Who are you to judge peope enally?

MarineElite, 11 June 2009

OOC: MarineElite: i wasnt ic in ooc i was just saying he killed me

Asrohc, 18 June 2009

OOC: Asrohc: AHem, i'm back. Not like you guys care anyways. but my parents let me have extra time, sooo...
OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb
...
OOC: Asrohc: I just like arguing, i'm more like a boy anyway.
OOC: Asrohc: I'm not a nweb. Do you have any idea how fast i learn/ Besides, i've had experience with this sort of thing before.
OOC: Asrohc: Not games, roleplay. And general experience of having alot of power.
OOC: Asrohc: Well, i don't suppsoe you actually know whether i can play Ai or not. Say if you were to make a bet of 100 bucks that i couldn't, and then i did. Well. You'd loose all your money over foolish assumptions. Is that correct?
...
OOC: Asrohc: I am not stupid. You must be stupid if you call 155IQ s'stupid'
OOC: Asrohc: I'm more mature than a child, i never was a child.
OOC: Ikarti: you will probably be a child with no social skills well into your 20s
OOC: Asrohc: No, i'm a teenager, besides. My brain isn't that of a childs, but of an adults.
OOC: Ikarti: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
OOC: Asrohc: Uh huh, tell my teachers, parents and my doctor that.
OOC: Ikarti: ok what's their phone number
OOC: Asrohc: As if i'd give it to you, i'm not stupid.
OOC: Ikarti: I will call and tell them that their kid is socially retarded and not as smart as he thinks he is
OOC: Asrohc: Actually, i am socially retarded.
OOC: Asrohc: It's a little something called 'Aspergers syndrome'
OOC: Asrohc: No, it has nothing to do with my actual intelligence. It has to do with the way i communicate with people. At present, my social skills around around about the development of a five year olds.
...
OOC: Asrohc: Actually, they do. Tards like you. Now, i will cease responding to these insults, because they are just a product of low self esteem and the need to make otehrs feel bad so you can feel betetr about yourself.
...
OOC: Asrohc: So what, i like this game. And i don't wnat to stop playing because people are such bastards But i have to, mum is threatening to ground me for life if i don't quit.
...
OOC: SetaFD: OOC: Asrohc: AHem, i'm back. Not like you guys care anyways. but my parents let me have extra time, sooo...
OOC: SetaFD: OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb
OOC: Asrohc: Actually i did, i was premature.

Rover963, 14 July 2009

OOC: Rover963: so wahts the point of the tank anesthetic? it doesnt make good internals :/

Sharkatk, 28 July 2009

OOC: Sharkatk: how do i get out of the starting area
OOC: Sharkatk: can i be an ai

X2yzh9, 16 August 2009

OOC: X2yzh9: not really but if im getting fucked by 6 male horse cocks id like a female horse vagina somewherre
OOC: X2yzh9: as a side note, have any of you bought that girls gone wild porn? is it good?
(Yes these two lines were posted back to back)

DragonRiderXLR, 7 September 2009

OOC: DragonRiderXLR: *point at the Admins and goes* FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
OOC: AnExeFile: this is my dragon *pats it's back* I call her "BETSY LOO"
OOC: DragonRiderXLR: *shoves a sword through Exe's face*
OOC: DragonRiderXLR: I hate you Ikarti you are a abusive admin who should never have been given power fuck a cow

Android Data, 10 September 2009

<AndroidData> The honest bit in that is that I did not request to be given life, as such, I cannot be held responsible for my actions since I don't know what they're going to be.

NationPower, 12 October 2009

HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): I have a breath mask and oxy tank but I can't put the tank on my back how do I activate it?
Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Do you have a backpack on your back
HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): No nothing is there
Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Are you sure you're using internals and not a fire extinguisher
HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): oh goddamnit

Lucasgiusti, 11 December 2009

HELP: Lucasgiusti/(Cuck Soker): How my character makes shit?

Damilola. 21 December 2009

Reply PM from-Damilola/(Hiroshiko Jack): Can i be put inside a monkey so i can see if i can make the most poo?

Factor290, 22 December 2009

OOC: Factor290: I am NOT A JEW I was born in the USA and live in the USA

Taylorx, 24 December 2009

ADMIN LOG: Admin has added a new AI law - USING VOWELS IS HAZARDOUS TO HUMANS...LAWS UPDATED...
OMM [145.9] states, "what a vowels"

Thalassa Gramarye, 4 January 2010

OOC: Thalassa Gramarye: If someone rammed a dildo in my ass I'd either first grbabed at it get it out as fast possibel then ram back in theirs or punch them in face then remove it

Skilx, 18 January 2010

OOC: Skilx: hey Aang why dont you try Airgear
OOC: Kevvvv: I do as well a littl- ANIME DISCUSSION????
OOC: I Said No: ALERT UNIRONIC ANIME TALK
OOC: Skilx: ok lets stop here
OOC: Zorato: ALERRRTT
OOC: Kevvvv: One more word of anime and it's fun bans all round
OOC: A nubcake: why don't you get a job, instead of watching poorly made japanese animations?!
OOC: Stonesurge: beat off upon a naruto wall scroll
OOC: Kevvvv: Unless you're Aang, in which case one more word and it's fun bans all round
OOC: Skilx: there was a time where I have fallen in love with an anime character
Kevvvv Announces:

 OOC: Skilx: there was a time where I have fallen in love with an anime character

OOC: Kevvvv: Did I just dream that or did he actually say it?
OOC: I Said No: he did
OOC: Skilx: heh
OOC: Kevvvv: ...
OOC: Leggsy: Which character :3
OOC: Kevvvv: I'm astounded
OOC: Skilx: Lenalee Lee from D.Gray Man
OOC: Zorato: skilx, I envy your courage
OOC: Leggsy: Oh my god
OOC: A nubcake: wow, i too fall amdly in lvoe with drawings made by 30 year old japanese pedophiles
OOC: I Said No: that is not courage
OOC: Leggsy: Is this actually happening?
OOC: I Said No: thats like saying stabbing a shark with a biro pen is courage
OOC: Skilx: it is MADNESS
OOC: I Said No: skilx every time you say something you grow more and more hateable in orders of magnitude
OOC: Skilx: yes I love you too
OOC: I Said No: i suggest you eat your own fingers now before you collapse in on yourself like some hate hole
OOC: Kevvvv: BRB having a little breakdown
OOC: Metzger123: motoko my wifu
OOC: Zorato: me too brb
OOC: Kevvvv: THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS IN ADMIN SCHOOL
OOC: Skilx: just mute OOC
OOC: A nubcake: it's ok, we all are affected by it
OOC: SnowmanXIV: Turn off OOC button?
OOC: I Said No: they dont teach it because it should never ever happen
OOC: Kevvvv: GOOD CALL
OOC: I Said No: ever
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!

Lilboss365, 24 January 2010

Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): So are you going to tell me why you beat that guy to death
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Click on my username to respond, better respond soon
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Why?
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): ........
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Im asking you why you killed Stinkeye
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): He rpaed me as a child
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): what
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): *raped*
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you know most people RP about normal things
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): But im going to assume you had no ingame reason to kill him, right?
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): .........i know but he raped me in a steam room
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): moving on from overblown sexual fantasies, what was your reason for killing him ingame
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): And I am mentaly insane in this game
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you want to hear fantisie janet jakson 2 dolphines and a steam roller
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): that is possibly the most original thing I have ever heard, and the least welcome
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): THINK THOUGH a serial killer in space and on your server?
ADMIN LOG: sniperchance has banned lilboss365.
Reason: Griefer, or probably abused as a child. This is a permanent ban.

Isaac123456789, 15 February 2010

OOC: I Said No: isaac what is your favourite anime
OOC: Isaac123456789: I don't watch anime.
OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction.
ADMIN LOG: dmtr has banned isaac123456789.
Reason: OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction
This is a permanent ban.

Datet2, 20 March 2010

OOC: Datet2: hmm
OOC: Datet2: guess what
OOC: Uhangi: wat
A vote to restart has been initiated by Datet2.
You have 1min to vote.
OOC: Uhangi: OH GOD NO PLEASE NO ALL OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS
OOC: Datet2: thats what
OOC: Datet2: fuk you, if you had a dik it would be like half a cm long
OOC: Uhangi: dik
OOC: Datet2: and i took away the cs cuz i feel like it
OOC: Broose: well, I've learned my lesson
OOC: Broose: never shall I grief again
OOC: Datet2: whats that? o ya its oppisite day
OOC: Broose: that's not an actual holiday

JORDANPONGO, 28 March 2010

PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): I hear you're "like massmurdering people!"
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): am i
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): how do you reprustureise disposal unit
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): how do you ...what?
ADMIN: Kevvvv/(Dean Spunt): reprustueiese the disposal unit of course
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): pressurise disposal unit
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): you wait
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): also if you flush that thing i will fuck you up
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): its not working
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): see you later
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): what
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): your a nice admin by :)

Ray Charles, Unknown Pubbie, 09 May 2010

DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "I could become a goon if i wanted"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "But its so stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "oh we get it ray"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "YOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN US RIGHT"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "haha"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "i hate goons"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "MR COUNTRY CLUB"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "LMFAO"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "SIT ON YOUR FUCKING TOWER"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Im a blind black singer"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "gawd"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Mr twinkles"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "You think because you paid 10$ you better than anyone"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "yup"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "Your a little fat bitch know that?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "I make it rain hoe"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "ok"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "i suppose you like anime and you are a smallchild teenager"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "am i right"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Who gives a fuck about 10$ sub to some faggot forum"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Naw"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "ray charles farts in his own mouth"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "I suppose you like to eat yo momma?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Where you get a mouth like that little boy"

43polder43, 9 May 2010

Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hello please explain why you are attacking and jailing people
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): im dont no :S him actac my :S
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): whait plz
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i dont understand what you just said
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i see youve attacked two people, jailed one and attempted to jail the other
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): one of which was the HoS who outranks you and had just arrived, so he couldnt have done anything
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): ok
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): so why did you do it
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): He sloch Vörg me in the game so I take it back
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what??
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hij wouw mijn dood maken
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): he kill my kite
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): oh my god

KAINY B, 18 May 2010

HELP: KAINY B: am i able to have good avaible jobs please?
PM: Enallyniv: like what?
PM: KAINY B: like detective or sercuty officers
PM: KAINY B: can i be sercuty ?
PM: Enallyniv: you can have a new job when you can spell "security" properly
PM: KAINY B: sercurity

Mekashi, 29 May 2010

PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Make me a lizard
SubtleMessage: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye) -> Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen) : ONLY IF YOU CAN ANSWER THREE QUESTIONS OF LIZARD TRIVIA
PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Go ahead god i will awnser
SubtleMessage: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye) -> Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen) : QUESTION 1: NAME THREE SPECIES OF REPTILE THAT BEGIN WITH S
PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Crocodile , charmander , snake

Fridge Style and Annabelle Lee, 29 July 2010

An adaptation of these events is available at Sex and the Singularity. It's a must-read!

Annabelle Lee says, "i'm ready baby"
Fridge Style says, "Alright"
Fridge Style (as Unknown) says, "That doesn't sound good"
Annabelle Lee says, "fuuuuck"
Annabelle Lee says, "lookin good captain"
Fridge Style says, "You too"
Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh YEAH!"
Annabelle Lee says, "don't stop"
Fridge Style says, "Mhmm, lovin' it"
Annabelle Lee says, "fuck i'm gonna take off my headset"
Annabelle Lee says, "this is RUINING it for me"
Fridge Style says, "So goddamn loud"
Annabelle Lee says, "can't"
Annabelle Lee says, "oh well"
Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh GOD YES!"
Annabelle Lee says, "you're amazing, sir"
Fridge Style says, "You're amazing too, Annabelle"
Fridge Style says, "Thank god I don't have a camera in here"
Annabelle Lee says, "tee hee"
Fridge Style says, "Heh"
Annabelle Lee says, "i think this is the most fun I've ever had on a trip here"
Fridge Style says, "Me too"
SHUTTLE IS CALLED BLAH BLAH BLAH CBA TO PICK THROUGH IT THAT MUCH
Annabelle Lee says, "FUCK I hate it when they call the cab early"
Fridge Style says, "Probably the only fun too"
Annabelle Lee says, "it must be hard being captain"
Fridge Style says, "I've been on this hellhole a LONG time"
Fridge Style says, "And i've seen crazy shit"
Annabelle Lee asks, "like what?"
Fridge Style says, "Red space suited maniaces called 'syndicates'
Fridge Style says, "Green shit that eats everything"
Anabelle Lee asks, "what are they?"
Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh no!"
Fridge Style says, "Strange monsters that can turn into monkeys and steal your DNA"
Fridge Style says, "Space vine shit that takes over the station"
Annabelle Lee asks, "how can you handle it all?"
Annabelle Lee says, "i get scared whenever there's even a bit of an air problem"
Fridge Style says, "We don't really handle it, Cent-Com gets Nanotrasen to get off their lazy ass and come fix the station for once"
Fridge Style says, "Since the engineers don't know how"
Fridge Style says, "I think we should go now"
Fridge Style says, "That singularity could be here any moment"
Annabelle Lee says, "ok"
Fridge Style unbuckles.
Annabelle Lee says, "don't leave me,"
Fridge Style asks, "You coming, then?"
The locker has been unlocked by Fridge Style.
Annabelle Lee says, "just trying to stand up"
Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "just trying to stand up"
Annabelle Lee says, "that was a workout"
ADMIN: Tanhony/(Tann Honey): its so sexyyyy
Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "that was a workout"
Fridge Style (as Unknown) asks, "What the fuck?"
Fridge Style [145.9] asks, "What the fuck?"
the reinforced window was hit by Gravitational Singularity.
Annabelle Lee says, "oh god"
Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "oh god"
Fridge Style (as Unknown) says, "SHIT"
ADMIN: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye): boooooo
Fridge Style [145.9] says, "SHIT"
Annabelle Lee has been hit by Gravitational Singularity.
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "hold me"
DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) says, "Well, we're dead now"
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "I REGRET NOTHING"
DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) says, "Should've left earlier"
Galactic Authority Update
ATTENTION: Captain has been shot with a singliarity cannon for fucking on the job.
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "probably yeah"
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha"
DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) asks, "How many ghosts were stalking us?"
DEAD: Ghost (Tann Honey) says, "fridge"
DEAD: Ghost (Tann Honey) says, "the admins saw"
Galactic Authority Update
By the way the singularity saw the whole thing you two. It was watching.

Gohan3691234 15. August 2010

HELP: Gohan3691234/(Bob Coleman)(X): the the guy said help to bontanisy then plants spraided me and he started slashing me and unhandcuff personal

KAINY B 17. August 2010

#goonstation
<Fredrick> you just have to say the special command in the game to activate CODER MODE
<Blinkdog> Be careful though Kainy
<@KAINY> whats the code?
<Blinkdog> Once you enter CODER MODE
<Blinkdog> You can't leave
<Blinkdog> Ever
<Blinkdog> You need to commit to it
<@KAINY> i COMMIT TO IT
<@Mosheninkov> the special command is TARCOL MINTI ZHERI EI NATH BIRUZ BENNAR CODAR MEI
<@KAINY> with MY LIFE
<@Mosheninkov> you must say this at precisely 11:11:11 pm on a Saturday night or else it will not properly commit
<@KAINY> what do i say it in?
<@Mosheninkov> ooc, say and adminhelp all at the same time
<@Mosheninkov> it helps to copypaste this for speed
<@KAINY> how the fuck?
<Tanhony> the moon must be full
HELP: KAINY B/(Ethan Driggers)(X): TARCOL MINTI ZHERI EI NATH BIRUZ BENNAR CODAR MEI
<Tanhony> fuck he did it
<@KAINY> i DONE IT

Vaan89, 7 October 2010

OOC: Vaan89: WTF?
OOC: Vaan89: Really?
OOC: Vaan89: you just fucking killed me for no reason? Shit AI.
OOC: Weirdlooking: that wasnt me
OOC: Vaan89: Shit fucking AI
OOC: Mail2345: ai strangling m
C-3PO [145.9] states, "and no ic in ooc"
OOC: Mail2345: AI IS USING TELEKENSIS ON ME
OOC: Weirdlooking: fuck me
OOC: Vaan89: C-3PO, shut the fuck up. You're a fucking prick.
OOC: Mail2345: THAT FUCKING AI IS STABBING ME
OOC: Mail2345: AI IS TOOLBOXING ME
OOC: Weirdlooking: whatever welcome to goonstation
OOC: Rangu: AI HAS ULK+TK
OOC: Sgt.Sunshine: Just report suspected grief to admins or something.
OOC: Vaan89: Don't kill your own cyborgs for not knowing how to talk as a borg. I hadn't borthered to play one yet. You piece of shit.
OOC: Vaan89: no admins are on.
OOC: Weirdlooking: dude talk about it after the game
OOC: Vaan89: or i'd have him jobbaned from AI
OOC: XSplain: vaan, were you theta 50?
OOC: Mail2345: vann
OOC: Mail2345: it liteally tells you when you start
OOC: Vaan89: and i wasn't rogue. That was bulltshit.
OOC: Mail2345: so not knowing is adhd
OOC: Vaan89: I HAVE ADHD ASSHOLE
OOC: Mail2345: AHAHAHHA
OOC: Vaan89: Jesus christ..
OOC: Pybro: Haha.
OOC: Pybro: HAHA
OOC: Mail2345: HEHH
OOC: XSplain: vaan, the Ai and another player said you beat a man and stuffed him in disposal...
OOC: Mail2345: A D H D
OOC: Vaan89: Not a man. Syndie.
OOC: XSplain: where is your rhumba beat spirit?
OOC: Mail2345: self diagnosed?
OOC: Vaan89: nope
OOC: FloorIsLava: Unless the laws ay otherwise, syndies are human
OOC: Mail2345: really?
OOC: Vaan89: I was told by the guy next to him. So i followed orders.
OOC: Vaan89: The fuck you expect me to prove it? I don't give a fuck what you think.
OOC: LatroPrime: VAAN'S A WANKER
OOC: Mail2345: ^
OOC: Vaan89: lol
OOC: Vaan89: maturity at its finest.
OOC: Mail2345: those faggot goones ruining my 2d space game
OOC: XSplain: I'm so mature that I shit responsibility
OOC: Vaan89: That's nice splain.
Vaan98 then ragequits, and is never seen again.

Incompitence 24th October 2010

HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Reece Whirlow,I was being shit but I was going to take him to medbay
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Crap gotta find him
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): by being shit do you mean you killed him
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Yes, but I was under the impression that disarm intent was less deadly. I used to be
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Well commiting suicide now, have your way with me I guess
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): gross
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I would reccomend a job ban from roboticist as a minimum
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): if you say so
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): And by minimum I mean I have no control over your actions and you can permaban me from both servers if it pleases you
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): jesus dude calm down
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I am pretty calm
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I just didn't want to come accross as an arrogant cock who thinks he can control his punishment by admins through suggestion
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Oh well, there go my hallycon days of casually knocking people out
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): yes you should probably knock that off
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I understand, maybe I will resort to just punching people with gloves on, I have enjoyed that of late
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Fuck they are reviving me, gib me please
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): man homie's revived now and you seem to understand that what you did was dumb
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): just accept being cloned and stop making this into a big thing
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Actually I think I might commit suicide when I come out and see if they do it again
ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine): i dont even know what to do with a person constantly seeking punishment
just got a message on the forum saying 'A ban was fully justifiable under the circumstances and especially considering my behavior. I congratulate you on exercising your moderation expertise and keen perception.'

Hutten October 31 2010

HELP: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)(X): if u put the straight jacket on does that make it so u cant hold stuff?
HELP: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)(X): i dont get it. does it or not?
Claud Jalvan says, "fucking shitmin admins"
PM: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)->Tanhony/(Tann Spookey the Werepony): Do the straight jackets, what do they do??

Damon Murray, 02 June 2011

Damon Murray has been stunned with the stun baton by Judah Seelig!
Damon Murray stammers, "hheeyy????"
Damon Murray stammers, "whhaaattt tthhe ffuucckk??!"
Judah Seelig is trying to put a handcuffs on Damon Murray
Dr. Kay says, "good job judah"
Damon Murray stammers, "wwhhaa ttaarre yyou ddooiinnggg???!!"
Dr. Kay says, "what doees it look like"
Damon Murray stammers, "ii juuuss tttddeeffnnddd myy sseeeellff!!!"
Dr. Kay says, "arresting you"
Damon Murray stammers, "ttthhee cccchhaaaappllllaaiinn aaaatttttaaccck mmee!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "ii jjuusstt ddeefffeendd mmmyyyy sseeeelfg!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "anndd"
Dr. Kay is trying to empty Damon Murray's pockets!!
Dr. Kay is trying to take off a backpack from Damon Murray's back!
Dr. Kay is trying to take off the PDA-Damon Murray from Damon Murray's belt!
Damon Murray exclaims, "you no have proof!"
Damon Murray exclaims, "this is a fake arrest!"
Judah Seelig says, "looks real to me"
Damon Murray says, "yeah...."
Dr. Kay says, "right"
Judah Seelig says, "he cant have those rods"
Damon Murray says, "i DEFEND my self whti that"
Dr. Kay says, "blood covered clothes and metal rods, alleged assault, stolen ID"
Dr. Kay says, "3 minutes"
Damon Murray says, "the ID was stole"
Damon Murray exclaims, "hey!"
Damon Murray exclaims, "is jus tr a min for steal!"
Damon Murray stammers, "you aareeee aa sshhiiitccuuityy!!"
Dr. Kay says, "haha ok"
Damon Murray stammers, "yyyeeahh!!"
Dr. Kay says, "adminhelp it"
Damon Murray stammers, "kkisss my bbaallllll!!"
Dr. Kay says, "see that happens"
Damon Murray stammers, "ppffftt"
Dr. Kay says, "see what happens, rather"
Damon Murray stammers, "yooou aaarrree aaa ffuucckiin NNooobb.....gggrrrieeffffeerrr iiiiddiioott iii tthiiiinnk ouu eevveer kkiissssss aa woommmaann!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "ieerrrrdderroo"
Dr. Kay says, "shut up you whingy twat"
Damon Murray stammers, "MMIIIIERRRDEERROOOOOOOOOO!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "MMMMIIERRDDRRRROOOOOO!"
Damon Murray stammers, "ppiiccccee oooofff ssshtii nnnneerrdd"
Dr. Kay says, "do carry on"
Damon Murray stammers, "yyyoouuu tthhiinnnkkk iimm ggoo ttoo ccryy forrr a ggaammme??"
Dr. Kay says, "I think you are"
Damon Murray stammers, "HHAAAHHAHHAAHHAAAA!!"
Dr. Kay says, "literally, right now, in real life"
Damon Murray says, "im not a like you a nerd"
Dr. Kay says, "you seem like one to me tbh"
Damon Murray says, "you start to cry,only for you are dead"
Dr. Kay says, "what"
Damon Murray says, "patetic"
Dr. Kay asks, "do you speak english?"
Damon Murray says, "no"
Dr. Kay says, "cry some more"
Damon Murray [145.9] says, "oh kay.....you can kiss my balls i give you permission"
Damon Murray says, "oh kay.....you can kiss my balls i give you permission"
Dr. Kay blinds Damon Murray with the flash!
Dr. Kay farts in Damon Murray's face!
Dr. Kay says, "heh"
Damon Murray asks, "you think im go to cry for this?"
Dr. Kay says, "yes"

ApocaRUFF, 23 June, 2011

[00:48:24] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : I'm making a cult where we sacrafice people to space with the mass driver, ok?
[00:48:33] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : no what the fuck
[00:48:40] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Why not?
[00:48:50] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : read the rules jesus christ
[00:48:58] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Well shit, I can't be very creative
[00:49:07] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Fine, how about monkies?
[00:49:17] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : cults are stupid as fuck especially when they involve killing people
[00:49:32] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : The wiki says to make a cult
[00:49:59] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : the rules say "no cults"
[00:50:22] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : if you HAVE to make a cult, go ahead
[00:50:29] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : but if one person dies because of it you'll be permabanned
[00:50:48] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Can I make a religion that convinces people to allow me to shoot them out the massdriver?
[00:52:12] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Is that ok?
[00:52:28] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : if anyone adminhelps about being mass drived against their will i'll still permaban you
[00:52:54] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Well what if some guy agrees to it and let me do it just to grief me and get me in trouble?
[00:53:17] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : these are the risks you take when you do shitty gimmicks i guess!
[00:54:30] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Why is it a shitty gimmick? I can't do the shit I originally wanted to do, so now I'm trying to make do? What is a chaplin with no real purpose supposed to do other than make some kind of religion centered around sacrifice? But ok, I'll just go get drunk and shoot coffins and other useless crap out of the mass driver
[00:54:43] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : *shoots creativity out of the mass driver*
[00:54:59] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : killing people isnt the point of the chaplain
[00:55:09] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : jesus christ you're wearing the buddhist robes why not be a buddhist
[00:55:43] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Cause I can't meditate

Sandson, unknown pubbie, 11 July 2011

OOC: Sandson: Can you mastubate with space lube

Time7, 11 September 2011

HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Admin
HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Zeltaen
HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Zeltaen!
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): sup
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Do you work on gibbed 3?
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): I work on all the servers. Need something?
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Yea , Ive been banned because of my brother Fastrunner7 , It says i spammed when i did not
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): go appeal it on the forum
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): I did one sever
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Im banned on gibbed 5 can you go look at the appeal
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): http://d2k5.com/threads/unban-appeal.178/
DEAD: Ghost (Ghostly Chip) says, "Go read it"
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Is that some nazi site? (all the admins had nazi anime character avatars)
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): No?
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Its a ban appeal one can you read it
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): You can't just post a ban appeal on a random forum, holy shit

Viod, 20 September 2011

DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "usually i kill griefers with lovely mulebots"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Oh so you're the fucktard that keeps hacking mulebots"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Round after round"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "yes =D"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Alessandra, you don't get it."
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "YOU DON'T KILL PEOPLE UNLESS THEY'RE CONFIRMED TRAITORS OR YOU'RE TRAITOR."
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i'm not, i just kill griefers"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "lol, i just kill griefers when the whole round is a fucking mess (about always)"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i don't kill people, i just clean griefers"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "if anyone try to kill me, i stun them in first place"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "and if the security is afk or braindead, i space or kill them"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "ATTN: Alessandra (Viod): If you continue to hack mulebots every goddamn round I will ban you from reality"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i don't get it"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "in any round there are afk AIs, griefer security and so on"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) asks, "and you whine at me for hacking mulebots?"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "Are you seriously describing that as whining"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "I'm "whining" by asking you to stop running over dudes every round?"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) asks, "so why there are no admins like now when the ai is afk?"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "Hey, how about you take the dozens of jobbans you seem to have accumulated before I even got here and get out"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i'm not controlling the mulebots"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i only hack them sometimes (i'm not the only one) for fun"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "and i'm not playing QM since a while, about 2 or 3 days"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "I just banned the dude because, christ, if I open the jobban panel and almost every job is already marked off, you need to take a break from the game."

Brycemac234 November 5, 2011

During a vicious beatdown in disposals:

Clandestine Prod-X Director (as Leroy Jenkinz) stammers, "whhaaaatt arrree yyoou ddooiinngg ooo mmee"
Clandestine Prod-X Director (as Leroy Jenkinz) stammers, "bboorrgggg aarrrrrsstt hhhiimmm"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "the captain made me good"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "you idiots"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "borg"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "do your job"


Later, in deadchat

DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "Ban-he the warrior monk you dome ass"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You're the dumbass"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "the captain put an implant in me to make me good"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You can't be "made good""
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "Syndicates can't be made good"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "Yeah..."
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "YOU MORON its called a freedom implant"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "You have an implant in your brain"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "That makes you BELONG to the syndicate"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "it sets me free of oprative"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "No"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "If you fail they blow up your brain"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You're stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "You're an idiot Director"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "If you're syndicate you can't be un-syndicated"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "ban-he your a failure read the guide for begginers"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "simple shit"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "Loyalty implants only work for revs"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) asks, "can you not read?"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) asks, "Can you not think?"

Gerald King, 30 March 2012

Gerald King [145.9] says, "AI, due to law one, transfer the money into my account."
Gerald King [145.9] exclaims, "NOW!"
Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "Can't give you money when you blow up the fucking bank computer, douchebag"
Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "It's the only one on the station and you blew it up"
Gerald King [145.9] asks, "That bomb wasn't THAT big was it?"
Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "it was"
Gerald King [145.9] says, "Well fuck."

KingKOBOB, 3 October 2012

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