Chef

As the Chef you kill people and monkeys, turn them into meat, and bork.

BASICS

Don't use radio too much, your sweedish accent will have you toolboxed

RECIPES

Burger: Get flour, put it in sink, put it in oven. Add cheese, human or monkey meat, cook, and a burger!
ICE CREAM: Get cone, go to ice cream machine. Choose flavor. Additional flavors (vodka, weed (ask your local botanist) and urine can be made from a glass/beaker.
Fried Anything: Take any item, put it in the deep fryer. Take the item out early for a lightly fried item, wait until the timer to ding for a normally fried item, and wait an extra long time for a deep fried item. You can pour any liquid into the deep fryer to imbue the fried food with that liquid.
Cake: Take flour, use it on the sink to make dough. Add sugar to the dough to make sweet dough. Add the sweet dough to the MixMaster along with two eggs, mix. If you want to make a (Chocolate, LSD, Captain's Hat, etc) cake, add the additional ingredient to the mixer with the cake dough and mix again. Bake on Low for 4 seconds, then bake again for 7 seconds. Apply icing, or don't, serve, and cut.

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