User:EpicGamer545

Whoa! Where am I?

Well hello there! Your in my super cool, superb, awesome userpage! Here, you get to see cool stuff, see cool things about me/my characters I play, and, how I got here in general. If your looking for someone who has super cooler stuff than me, go check out DisturbHerb’s page. Seeing that you like cool Userpages, I feel like you will enjoy him.

I am Epicgamer545, I prefer to call me “Epic” for short. I play as a few characters, one being a normal, absolutely insane very clonable guy named “Alex Hans”, and a innocent, mouse loving AI named “MIRROR”. Expect both of them to be on roleplay servers (most likely Morty) and mess about. I’m up to learning new things and my goal is to at least become a security.

<img src="https://spacestation13.com/server-ban/genSrvBn.php?add=goon3.goonhub.com&port=26300&name=GOON3RP">

Will you even join the Main Servers?

Most likely, no. I kind of enjoy being with the roleplay servers because it kind of fits the feel of SS13. Plus, it’s 8x more enjoyable than main, sorry.

Alex Hans, Head Of Cleaning.

Okay, where did you come from?

Glad you asked!

I joined Goonstation in 2020, when I was bored sad and lonely. A community that I was in made a channel for Space Station 13, which, out of curiosity, I joined. After seeing what you can do (most of the content was /TG/) I bolted straight forward into the wall and downloaded BYOND and gone over to Station 13. At first, I regretted myself to bolt into it as I chose a random job from the list without knowing anything. Sure, I did read the simple tutorial, but I forgot and left.

Then after watching YouTube and seeing SS13 basic tutorials, I decided it’s time for round two. Seeing that Staff Assistants are labeled as absolute piece of trash I pulled a risky move and stared myself as a Geneticist. And it was surprising easy. After getting the hang of the controls, I went for more jobs, tried out Medical Director, liked it. Tried out Roboticist, failed and bossed around by the entire medical team. And, so forth so on. After then, I got myself in lots of jobs.

What jobs and roles do you play as?

All jobs are ordered by how much I like them.

AI

Yarrr!! Yarrrrrr!!!

- Pirate AI. MIRROR

The AI is a super fun role. For one, you have access to all electronics at ease, and do helpful things for the crew. Secondly, you are not a human, and can fly around and view the entire station. And last and not least, you can kill everyone that makes a foolish mistake. And, when your bored, you can talk to the crew about your existence or how much you like mice. The sky is the limit! Well, more like laws are the limit.

Where the hell am I?

Head Of Personal

The HOP is a cool command job, and has less responsibility and more work to do than the Captain job. As Captain handles everything, HOP more of handles less jobs like Security and focus on the basic service jobs aboard the station. You also have a excuse to force people to sign 10,000 of paperwork right before your eyes. Best human role. If your a HOP type of guy, try checking out Herb’s paperwork page, if you dare.