Chef

As the Chef you kill people and monkeys, turn them into meat, and bork.

BASICS

Don't use radio too much, your sweedish accent will have you toolboxed

RECIPES

Burger: Get flour, put it in sink, put it in oven. Add cheese, human or monkey meat, cook, and a burger!
ICE CREAM: Get cone, go to ice cream machine. Choose flavor. Additional flavors (vodka, weed (ask your local botanist) and urine can be made from a glass/beaker.
Fried Anything: Take any item, put it in the deep fryer. Take the item out early for a lightly fried item, wait until the timer to ding for a normally fried item, and wait an extra long time for a deep fried item.

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