Chef

How To Serve Man

As the Chef your job is to feed the station with delicious food and ice cream. You are the only man who can keep the crews morale up with your wonderful cuisine, the only problem is of course, to make people eat your food, you see years and years of bad cookery has destroyed the chefs reputation. Sometimes, a brave person will however eat your food, and hopefully be pleasantly surprised. You may be asking how you actually make all these culinary masterpieces. this is a true art, which can only be perfected by training, and occasionally dying horribly

Accent

Sometimes, the Chef will spawn with permanent swedishness. In that case, don't use radio too much, your accent will have you toolboxed.

Simple Recipes

Burger: Get flour, put it in sink, put it in oven. Add cheese, human or monkey meat, cook, and a burger!
Cake: Take flour, use it on the sink to make dough. Add sugar to the dough to make sweet dough. Add the sweet dough to the MixMaster along with two eggs, mix. If you want to make a (Chocolate, LSD, Captain's Hat, etc) cake, add the additional ingredient to the mixer with the cake dough and mix again. Bake on Low for 4 seconds, then bake again for 7 seconds. Apply icing, or don't, serve, and cut.
Fried Anything: Take any item, put it in the deep fryer. Take the item out early for a lightly fried item, wait until the timer to ding for a normally fried item, and wait an extra long time for a deep fried item. You can pour any liquid into the deep fryer to imbue the fried food with that liquid.
Ice Cream: Get cone, go to ice cream machine. Choose flavor. Additional flavors: vodka, weed (ask your local botanist), and urine can be made from a glass/beaker.

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