Medical Doctor
Wears a cool red and white suit, hangs out in medbay, yells at chemis- I mean scientists for not doing their job and gets yelled at by Genetics/Robotics for not letting them do theirs
ROUGH DRAFT ON HOW TO BE GUD DOCTOR, BY MONATHIN MCPUBLORD
1. Know how to set the cryo. In order. Pick up Wrench, Click on Oxygen Cannister, Drop Wrench, Go to Blue Beakers, pick up ONE AT A TIME, place inside each tube. Click on white freezer box in between tubes, set to 73.13, turn on, LEAVE ON (don't leave the tubes on, but do leave the cooler on so that shit actually stays cold THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE MESS UP) and blammo, working cryo.
Hypos: Take no more than 2. 1 per on busy shifts. Bicardine, Tricordizine, or Inapprovaline in these. If Bicardine and Tricord, set it to a lower dosage than 5 units per shot, trust me.
Tricord = 10 Units Anti-Toxin + 10 Units Inapprovaline. Don't try and mix together more than 10 units of each at a time or else BYOND shits up the process something fierce and you waste resources. WASTING RESOURCES IS BAD AS DOCTOR.
Medical and Burn patches are op as fuck, save those for critical cases (especially the burn patches)
You can put pills in beakers and withdraw medicine from the pills, this is most useful with burn damage since Medbay is pretty understaffed with burn damage shit and throwing someone in the Cryo when they're on fire is almost as likely to kill them, set properly or not.
Prodoc Healthgoggles show you health at a glance and if you aren't wearing a pair as a doctor you deserve to be fed to the roboticist. The same goes if you're hogging all the goggles we have like four goddamn pairs stop being greedy. IN ORDER OF LEAST TO MOST SEVERE GLANCE:
Green = Ignore, they're probably drunk and blabbing to you about how they're sick. Yellow = Probably worth a scan, maybe 1 unit of whatever the hell ails them. Orange = Treat with minor supplies if they're not essential staff. If you've got an orange level or below sec/hop/captain you should probably yell at him to stop so you can patch him up Red = Serious condition. Patch up with whatever resources you have lying around. Flashing Red = Why the hell haven't you healed these people yet? If they're standing up, treat with normal supplies. If not, throw them in the Cyro. White = Negative HP, immediately cyro. If you're too far from Medbay/Medbay is in ruins, get ready to administer a ton of medicine. Inappovaline, scan for damage, treat the most serious offender first. Types are Brute, Burn, Toxins, Asphyxiation, in that order.
Brute = Bicardine or Tricordizine, either by injection or by patches (if seriously) Burn = Whatever the fuck this one's called, idk, in Burn Patches and Burn Pills. Toxins = Anti-Toxins. In syringe and pill form. Asphyxiation = Caused by standing out in space like a git. CPR's the solution here, if they aren't already too far gone.