Chef
As the Chef you kill people and monkeys, turn them into meat, and bork.
BASICS
Don't use radio too much, your sweedish accent will have you toolboxed
RECIPES
burger: Get flour, put it in sink, put it in oven. Add cheese, human or monkey meat, cook, and a burger! ICE CREAM: Get cone, go to ice cream machine. Choose flavor. Additional flavors (vodka, weed (ask your local botanist) and urine can be made from a glass/beaker.