Banned Camp

Enshrined within this hallowed article are the bitterest tears and most rampant stupidity to ever grace the pages of our noble Ban Appeal Forum. Though they technically qualify as Pubbie Tears or Dumb Pubbies, the entries on those articles are for ingame stuff.
Be sure to include a link to the post/page/topic where the offending contents can be found!

A Quick Note

Being listed here IS IN NO WAY SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
Bragging about being listed here is pretty much on the same level socially as blowing a kitten's head off. So don't do it!

Hauau, October 1, 2010

Your point being? After six hours of nonstop working i usually find myself far more irritationally angry at anything that after 6 hours of relaxing gaming with a cup of tea and shit. Can you imagine what a LIFETIME of doing that sort of thing brings? Spoiler: people.

Speaking of shit, why you don't care about poo everywhere, and are quite acceptional of it, while it is far more deviational thing that being turned on by some cat ears? I'll tell you - because the society here tells you to, and you obey without thiking, and you start to think only when you need to make up some ideas why the things you are told to hate are worse than things you are told to tolerate.

Homosexuals are just... oh god they are irritating. GAY PRIDE LET'S MARCH ON STREETS AND THEN WHINE ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKING US.

Women are just... oh god they are irritating. HEY GUYS IM PREGNANT SO YOU PAY ME SALARY WHILE I SIT AT HOME DOING NOTHING, ALSO I'LL BE YELLING AROUND AND BE A MISERABLE CUNT BUT I'M ALLOWED TO DO SO.

Joe213 21. August 2010

In an unban appeal, accesible here he showed the entire spectrum of the not-so-rare occurance of pubbie tears.

Denial:

do not know what i did but i just want u to know that i am waiting

Anger:

if u do not reply this in 1 day i will report u to the person who made the game and the host of the game

Bargaining:

I thought u were the dominant Admin and you still do your job right and i applaud you for that so I ask you to please unban me

Depression:

life is a just a plain colorless world without space station 13, space station 13 is the thing that brings life to my world it brings up the grass of the earth

Acceptance:

RathenSA I am very sorry that iw as being a dick and Ideserved to be banned and u did permanantley

by joe213 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:05 pm
It is conclded that I must be unbanned please Rathen?

UndeadStudios, September 2010

SAOrangeSoda posted this on the forum, with the context of "I banned some guy for, once again, using an adminhelp to report a few other players being "nggers". I banned him for 20 days and this dump of hilarity ended up in my PMs"

Modified a bit for appearance.

From: UndeadStudios: Fuck you, im black, and I took out the I. Idiiot shithead.

From: UndeadStudios: That means you just banned a blackman for saying nger. RACIST! BITCH!

From: UndeadStudios: Im reporting you to byond officials.

To: UndeadStudios: You realize permaban was a mistake. though it's not now

From: UndeadStudios: I can get you permabanned from byond.

From: UndeadStudios: What now, bitch?

From: UndeadStudios: Now, bend down suck my cock give me admin and unban me, and we cool. If not, right after im done watching some DR2 shit, your getting your ass bant.

From: UndeadStudios: Nigga you got one minute.

From: UndeadStudios: Aight nigga, imma call my homie and make it happen then.

To: UndeadStudios: If it really means that much to you, you CAN appeal the ban on the forums you know.

To: UndeadStudios: But this is fucking hilarious so far

From: UndeadStudios: I've had ENOUGH OF YOU ABUSIVE DIPSHIT MOTHER FUCERS

From: UndeadStudios: Dont you fucking goddamn DARE think I cant do shit.

From: UndeadStudios: And dont you DARE laugh, or so help me, I will rip your head off from the BYOND community.

From: UndeadStudios: Meatbag, this aint worth it.

From: UndeadStudios: All I really should do, is say fuck you and walk off.

From: UndeadStudios: So, Fuck you.

See Also

• Pubbie Tears
• Dumb Pubbies