User:Fosstar/Medical Checklist

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Triaging patients in ss13

Note for non-doctors:DO NOT DRAG DYING GUYS AWAY FROM PEOPLE WITH RED CROSS BACKPACKS

Note for doctors: If somebody drags a patient away from you, feel free to punch them in the jaw until their urge to be a fucker subsides.

If you have multiple patients remember, treat the ones with high brute damage or massive cardiac issues first, then the ones in crit, then the ones with bleeding or deadly diseases, then everybody else.

1. Scan the patient with a health analyzer

2. Is the patient in crit? (Health below 0)

   a. Yes they are in crit. (Go to step 3)
   b. No, they aren't in crit. (Go to step 5 and skip step 7)

3. Is the patient in cardiac arrest?

   a. Yes, Give them mannitol, atropine, then epi, salbutamol, then defib them, in that order. (Go to step 3b)
   b. No, Go to step 4.

3b. Are they out of cardiac arrest?

   a. Yes, go to step 4.
   b. Spam defibs and atropine/mannitol on them until they get out, any chems that help with oxygen too, like salbutamol, if that doesn't work and they die go to step (10)

3c. Do they have extremely high brute or burn? more then 200 combined?

   a. Yes, go to step 5 then go back to step 4.
   b. No, go to step 4

4. Are they in cardiac failure?

   a. Yes, give them epi and mannitol. then go to step 5
   b. No, go to step 5

5. Do they have any burns or brute damage?

   a. Yes, go to step 5b.
   b. No, go to step 6

5b. Do they have more then 50 brute and burn combined?

   a. Yes, slap lots of styptic and burn patches on them.
   b. No, Give them some salicylic acid.

6. Do they have extreme amounts of toxin damage?

   a. Yes, give them charcoal, as much charcoal as you can, then scan them with a upgraded health analyzer or a reagent scanner and go to step 6b if they have posion or 6c if they have radiation.
   b. No, go to step 7

6b. Do they have a large amount of a deadly poison in their body, IE Any acid, CLF3, phlogiston, initropidril, sarin, or histamine?

   a. Yes, give them a large amount of calomel
   b. No, go to step 7

6c. Do they have a large amount of radiation?

   a. Yes, dose them with potassium iodine then go back to 6.
   b. No, go to 7

7. Are they in shock?

   a. Yes, give them saline and mannitol. then go to step 8.
   b. No, go to step 8.

8. Are they bleeding?

   a. Yes, use sutures or bandages on them then go to step 9.
   b. No, go to step 9.

9. Do they have any kinds of diseases?

   a. Yes, give them spaceacillin and consult this list for the chemicals needed to treat it https://wiki.ss13.co/Virus#Known_viruses and once you have given the patient the needed chemicals go to 10.
   b. No, go to step 10.

10. Do they have ANY damage left?

   a. Yes, treat that.
   b. No, they should be good!

11. Alright, they're dead, first, take them to cloning, then grab their corpse and click on the cloning scanner and then click on the console and press scan, does it say person scanned?

   a. yes, click view records then click the clone by their name.
   b. No, the console says "Ephemeral conscience detected, séance protocols reveal this corpse cannot be cloned." This means they can't be cloned, move on to the next guy
   c. No, the console says "Error: Mental interface failure" Move on to the next guy or stuff them in a borg shell so they can do something if they log back in
   d. No, the console says "Error: Failed to read genetic data from subject. Necrosis of tissue has been detected." Either inject them with strange reagent or borg them, Or brain swap them with a monkey and clone that
   e. No, the console says "Error: Extreme genetic degradation present." Send them to robotics and contact forensics. The station has a ling.
   f. No, the console says "Insufficient biomatter", Bug genetics for a monkey and grind it up.