User:Fosstar/Medical Checklist
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Triaging Patients on Goon
Note for non-doctors:DO NOT DRAG DYING GUYS AWAY FROM PEOPLE WITH RED CROSS BACKPACKS
Note for doctors: If somebody drags a patient away from you, feel free to punch them in the jaw until their urge to be a fucker subsides.
If you have multiple patients remember, treat the ones with high brute damage or massive cardiac issues first, then the ones in crit, then the ones with bleeding or deadly diseases, then everybody else.
The Checklist
0. Scan the patient with a health analyzer
Better yet, find some ProDocs goggles to put on and use a health scanner upgrade on them, so you get a glance of their medical state right as you see them.
1. Is the patient in crit? (Health below 0)
Go to Step 3.
Go to Step 4 and skip Step 7
2. Is the patient in cardiac arrest?
Give them mannitol, atropine, epinephrine , salbutamol, then use the defibrillator on them, in that order. Then, go to Step 3b.
Go to Step 4
2b. Are they out of cardiac arrest?
Go to Step 2c.
Spam defibs and atropine/mannitol on them until they get out, any chems that help with oxygen too, like salbutamol. If that doesn't work and they die, go to step 10.
2c. Do they have extremely high brute or burn? More then 200 combined?
You can usually tell this very easily because they will have very visible bruises/burns over their character sprite. When you examine them, you will a message along the lines of "Mann O'Hurte looks severely burned/injured!"
Go to Step 4 then go back to Step 3.
3. Are they in cardiac failure?
Give them epinephrine and mannitol. Then go to Step 4.
Go to Step 4.
4. Do they have any burns or brute damage?
If they have less than 30 brute/burn damage each, examining them will give a message along the lines "X. Gunergivitoya looks slightly injured/burned." If they have more than 30 brute/burn damage each, the message will be something like "X. Gunergivitoya looks severely injured/burned" in bold red font.
Go to Step 4b.
Go to Step 5.
4b. Do they have more then 50 brute and burn combined?
Slap lots of styptic and burn patches on them.
Give them some salicylic acid.
5. Do they have extreme amounts of toxin damage?
Go to Step 6.
5b. Do they have a large amount of a deadly poison in their body?
IE Any acid, CLF3, phlogiston, initropidril, sarin, or histamine?
Give them a large amount of calomel.
Go to Step 6.
5c. Do they have a large amount of radiation?
Dose them with potassium iodine then go back to step 5.
Go to Step 6.
6. Are they in shock?
Give them saline-glucose solution and mannitol. Then go to step 7.
Continue to Step 7.
7. Are they bleeding?
Bleeding patients will leave a trail of blood as they go, as you'd expect. If you examine them, it'll say they look pale, starting from "a little bit pale" for 100 to 200 units of blood lost, simply "pale" for 201 to 400 units, and finally "extremely pale" for anything more than 401 units.
Use sutures or bandages on them then continue to Step 8.
Continue to Step 8.
8. Do they have any kinds of diseases?
Go to Step 9.
9. Do they have ANY damage left?
Treat that.
They should be good!
11. They're dead, aren't they?
If you have ProDocs on, a dead patient will have a grey-black heart over them. If you're using a health scanner, the scanner will outright tell you that they're dead. If you examine them, you'll get a line like "Deyed Wunn is limp and unresponsive, a dull lifeless look in his/her eyes"
First, take them to cloning, then grab their corpse and click on the cloning scanner. Then click on the console and press Scan. What does it say?
Click View Records, find their relevant record, then click the Clone link to clone them. The cloning cycle will take 2-3 minutes, so be prepared to give them their items in that amount of time.
This means they can't be cloned, move on to the next guy.
Move on to the next guy or stuff them in a borg shell so they can do something if they log back in.
Either inject them with strange reagent or borg them. Or brain swap them with a monkey and clone that.
Send them to robotics and contact Security/Forensics. The station has a ling.
Bug genetics for a monkey and grind it up.