User:EpicGamer545

Whoa! Where am I?

Well hello there! Your in my super cool, superb, awesome userpage! Here, you get to see cool stuff, see cool things about me/my characters I play, and, how I got here in general. If your looking for someone who has super cooler stuff than me, go check out DisturbHerb’s page. Seeing that you like cool Userpages, I feel like you will enjoy him.

I am Epicgamer545, I prefer to call me “Epic” for short. I play as a few characters, one being a normal, absolutely insane very clonable guy named “Alex Hans”, and a innocent, mouse loving AI named “MIRROR”. Expect both of them to be on roleplay servers (most likely Morty) and mess about. I’m up to learning new things and my goal is to at least become a security fuck, I already became one, how about a master at everything?

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Will you even join the Main Servers?

Most likely, no. I kind of enjoy being with the roleplay servers because it kind of fits the feel of SS13. Plus, it’s 8x more enjoyable than main, sorry.

Alex Hans, Head Of Cleaning.

Okay, where did you come from?

Glad you asked!

I joined Goonstation in 2020, when I was bored sad and lonely. A community that I was in made a channel for Space Station 13, which, out of curiosity, I joined. After seeing what you can do (most of the content was /TG/) I bolted straight forward into the wall and downloaded BYOND and gone over to Station 13. At first, I regretted myself to bolt into it as I chose a random job from the list without knowing anything. Sure, I did read the simple tutorial, but I forgot and left.

Then after watching YouTube and seeing SS13 basic tutorials, I decided it’s time for round two. Seeing that Staff Assistants are labeled as absolute piece of trash I pulled a risky move and stared myself as a Geneticist. And it was surprising easy. After getting the hang of the controls, I went for more jobs, tried out Medical Director, liked it. Tried out Roboticist, failed and bossed around by the entire medical team. And, so forth so on. After then, I got myself in lots of jobs.

Okay, what other stuff do you do?

I do horrible art, writing, basic roleplaying ~~I guess~~ and overall just a standard Joe with no special things to do. I am additive to this game, not only Goon but /TG/ as well, and dipped my toe into other stuff as well, like Paradise station. I tend to not get involved with server conflict and whatnot, so I try stuff.

Ooh, what characters do you play on other servers?

Not really interesting but I play as John Howard on /TG/ as well as Digital Personality, inspired by MIRROR, just way more laid back and cool. You could say John Howard and Alex Hans have ties in character, but I have no idea yet. I’m just getting started.

Hey, I seen you as security a couple of times!

Yes, I have became security chad, well, not really but I’m getting a hang of it. Alex Hans kind of gets rude or bossy sometimes when criminals get on the loose, or, probably it’s just me. I am open to advice from other people, while I read all of the Security 101 tips and tricks, I want more personalized tips for me. Not that you really have to do it, just nicer to get better. I always want to get better.

Any tips so I can become a Security Officer like you?

Geez, that’s tough. Well, the first advise I can give is to start slow. You should really see what sec is doing all round, and learn from them. After you read some guides on Space Law and other tips, you should start to play as a Security Assistant. People will treat you as a newbie, and they will teach you many things on what it means to be a security.

Enough generic, time for something more down to earth. Don’t let your emotions get in the way of your head. Especially on the roleplay servers, can that escalate to a bad thing. Not only does it make you look like a asshole for others, but it increases the chance of abusing your powers on other people. Just a reminder, your on a Space Station game filled with other players that want to have fun. Sure, go ahead and get competitive sometimes, but, don’t forget leadership, respect, and friendship with your fellow coworkers and crewman.

Whoa thanks for the advice!

No problem!!!