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If there's always fun in funerals on Space Station 13, then it's no wonder this '''Funeral Parlor''' is so close to where the [[Clown|funnest]] [[Janitor|peo]][[Chaplain|ple]] on the NSS ''Clarion'' live. Take a seat, there's plenty of chairs here, and don't worry if you can't hear the chaplain's <strike>hilarious</strike> profound eulogy over the station chatter, because the state-of-the-art sound system's got you covered. Be sure to say your final goodbye as the corpus enters their final resting place <strike>[[Debris Field|in a spooky spacetime wedgie]]</strike> amongst the stars. Should you be unable to move on, you can always consult the Ouija board here.

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