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Unobtainable Weapons

These are weapons that are currently in the code, but are unobtainable, either because they were never added in the first place, or were removed.

Item	Image	1H or 2H?	Caliber	Cap.	Raw Damage	Default ammo/ Ammo type	Description
AK-744		2H	.308 Win	30	40	FMJ	By default, the AK features the largest magazine of all small arms in the game. Even better: it can be fired in three-round bursts! Devastating, if you somehow manage to acquire one.
			.308 Win	30	40	FMJ	Because you have to reload eventually.
Catoblepas Pistol		1H	9x19 MM	15	25	FMJ	The Catoblepas is the little brother to the Hydra Smart Pistol, only assisting your aim if your shots are within a few tiles of the target. That being said, it lacks the lock-on time of the Hydra, making it a viable alternate choice.
M20-CV Tactical Cannon		2H	20 MM	1	150	APHE	The M20-CV is a weapon large enough to slow you down while you hold it, and can only fit on your back. Its large 20MM shells are powerful enough to destroy walls, and instantly delimb people at far ranges.
			20 MM APHE	5	150	APHE	Only the biggest shells, for the biggest gun.
Meowitzer		2H	508 MM CAT	1	0	CAT	The Meowitzer is a gun that looks suspiciously like another large gun. However, this one fires a cat that bounces off walls, while exploding.
			508 MM CAT	1	0	CAT	This box contains something that is probably a cat. Once fired, the cat also explodes while it bounces off walls.
			508 MM CAT INERT	1	0	CAT	This ammo is no different than standard Meowitzer ammo, except that it doesn't explode on contact with walls.
Gun		1H correct this if wrong	3.00 DER	6	20	DER	A rare sight, for it is a gun that shoots guns. More specifically, derringers. Loaded derringers. Apart from its pitiful 20 brute from beaning someone with a derringer, it allows for simple (if not annoying) storage of up to 6 derringers!
			Briefcase of Guns	6	20	DER	It's a briefcase of guns. No, you can't open it to get the guns inside, that's cheating!
Simurgh Heavy Pistol		1H	.50 AE	7	120	FMJ	The Simurgh is big and bold, for when you want to send a message, in bullets. With it's astounding 120 BRUTE bullets, it's capable of putting someone down in a paltry 2 bullets of its below-average magazine.
			.50 AE	7	120	FMJ	Its damage is high, and its ammo count is low.
			.50 DECAP	7	120	DECAP	For when overkill isn't big enough. This ammo will instantly decapitate anyone shot with it, killing them near-instantly.