User:TheRandomnessGuy/WIP/Genetic Mutations

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Beneficial

These beneficial mutations are helpful, always active and do not appear in the ABIL tab. When stability is sufficiently low (below 40) some have a chance to degrade into a negative mutation.

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Degrades To	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Airless Breathing	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	[TBA]
Alcohol Resistance	0	10	99	Ethanol Production	You feel unusually sober.	You feel like you could use a stiff drink.	Strongly reinforces the subject's nervous system against alcoholic intoxication.	[TBA]
Anaerobic Metabolism	-40	40	8	Frontal Gyrus Suspension	Your lungs feel strangely empty.	You start gasping for air.	Allows the subject's body to generate its own oxygen internally, invalidating the need for respiration.	[TBA]
Cold Resistance	-10	10	66	Dermal Glitter	You feel warm.	You feel cold.	Shields the subject's cellular structure against freezing temperatures and crystallization.	[TBA]
Fire Resistance	-10	10	66	Blazing Aura	You feel cold.	You feel warm.	Shields the subject's cellular structure against high temperatures and flames.	[TBA]
Gamma Ray Exposure	-25	30	33	Musculature Enhancement	You feel your muscles swell to an immense size.	Your muscles shrink back down.	Vastly enhances the subject's musculature. May cause severe melanocyte corruption.	[TBA]
Hemopoiesis Overdrive	-15	10	20	N/A	You feel like being stabbed isn't such a big deal anymore.	You are once again afraid of being stabbed.	Subject regenerates blood far faster than the average spaceman.	[TBA]
High Decay Digestion	-10	10	33	Apocrine Enhancement	Your stomach grumbles unpleasantly.	Your stomach stops acting up. Phew!	Causes the subject's digestion to create a significant amount of noxious gas.	[TBA]
Lupine Regeneration	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	You feel oddly feral.	You feel more comfortable in your own skin.	Subject's cells are programmed to reshape itself into a canine form.	[TBA]
Meta-Neural Antenna	-5	30	33	Spatial Destabilization	You can hear weird chatter in your head.	The weird noise in your head stops.	Enables the subject's brain to pick up radio signals.	[TBA]
Meta-Neural Enhancement	0	10	99	Paranoia	Your mind feels closed.	You feel oddly exposed.	Boosts efficiency in sectors of the brain commonly associated with resisting meta-mental energies.	[TBA]
Meta-Neural Haze	-5	10	100	N/A	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's brain to emit waves that make the subject's body difficult to observe.	[TBA]
Musculature Enhancement	0	10	99	N/A	You feel buff!	You feel wimpy and weak.	Enhances the subject's ability to build and retain heavy muscles.	[TBA]
Natural Anti-Toxins	-15	10	66	Blood Toxification	Your pulse seems to relax.	Your pulse quickens.	Enables the subject's bloodstream to purge foreign substances more rapidly.	[TBA]
Night Vision	-25	30	33	Diminished Optic Nerves	Everything suddenly appears oddly lit.	You blink and something seems to vanish.	Enhances the subject's optic nerves, allowing them to see in the dark.	[TBA]
Noir	-5	10	99	N/A	You feel chromatic pain.	Colors around you begin returning to normal.	The subject generates a light-defying aura, equalizing photons in such a way that make them look completely grayscale.	[TBA]
Physically Fit	-5	30	50	N/A	You feel slightly more energetic.	You feel slightly less energetic.	Causes the subject to be naturally more physically fit than the average spaceman.	[TBA]
Pseudonecrosis	-5	10	99	N/A	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's cells to mimic a death-like state.	[TBA]
Radiation Resistance	-15	10	100	Radioactive	N/A	N/A	Shields the subject's cellular structure against ionizing radiation.	[TBA]
Regeneration	-40	40	8	Mutagenic Field	Your skin feels tingly and shifty.	Your skin tightens.	Overcharges the subject's natural healing, enabling them to rapidly heal from any wound.	[TBA]
SMES Human	-15	10	66	Motor Neuron Signal Enhancement	Your hair stands on end.	The tingling in your skin fades.	Protects the subject's cellular structure from electrical energy.	[TBA]
Super Regeneration	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	You begin to feel your flesh mending back together. Grody.	Your flesh stops mending itself together.	Subject's cells are capable of repairing immense trauama at an unbelievably rapid rate.	[TBA]
Telekinesis	-30	40	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	You feel your consciousness expand outwards.	Your conciousness closes inwards.	Enables the subject to project kinetic energy using certain thought patterns.	[TBA]
Thermal Resistance	-10	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Thermal Vulnerability	N/A	N/A	Shields the subject's cellular structure against any harmful temperature exposure.	[TBA]
Toxic Resistance	-40	40	8	Blood Toxification	You feel refreshed and clean.	You feel a bit grody.	Renders the subject's blood immune to toxification. This will not stop other effects of poisons from occurring, however.	[TBA]
Unstable Refraction	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	N/A	N/A	The subject will occasionally become invisible. The subject has no control or awareness of this occurring.	[TBA]
X-Ray Vision	-30	40	33	Diminished Optic Nerves	You suddenly seem to be able to see through everything.	Your vision fades back to normal.	Enhances the subject's optic nerves, allowing them to see on x-ray wavelengths.	[TBA]

Harmful

These harmful mutations will typically hinder you more than they help you, sometimes significantly so. They are always active and do not appear in the ABIL tab. On the upside, they almost always increase your genetic stability rather than decreasing it.

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Anemia	5	10	55	You feel lightheaded.	Your lightheadedness fades.	Subject has an abnormally low amount of red blood cells.	[TBA]
Blindness	20	10	33	You can't seem to see anything!	Your vision returns!	Disconnects the optic nerves from the brain, rendering the subject unable to see.	[TBA]
Blood Toxification	20	10	13	You feel really sick...	You don't feel sick any more.	Impairs the subject's blood filtration, resulting in gradual toxic buildup that must be purged by outside assistance.	[TBA]
Booster Gene Q	-15	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	N/A	This gene has random, unpredictable effects on the subject.	[TBA]
Chronic Cough	0	10	99	You feel an irritating itch in your throat.	Your throat clears up.	Enhances the sensitivity of nerves in the subject's throat, causing periodic coughing fits.	[TBA]
Chronic Sneezing	0	10	66	You feel an irritating itch in your nose.	Your nose clears up.	Enhances the sensitivity of nerves in the subject's nose, causing periodic sneezing.	[TBA]
Coprolalia	0	10	99	You can't seem to shut up!	You feel more in control.	Causes involuntary outbursts from the subject.	[TBA]
Deafness	20	10	33	It's quiet. Too quiet.	You can hear again!	Diminishes the subject's tympanic membrane, rendering them unable to hear.	[TBA]
Deuteranopia	0	10	99	Everything starts looking a lot less green.	You notice a few extra colors.	Selectively inhibits the L-cones in the subject's eyes, causing green to be indistinguishable from red.	[TBA]
Diminished Optic Nerves	5	10	99	Your vision blurs.	Your vision is no longer blurry.	Reduces the subject's ability to see clearly without glasses or other visual aids.	[TBA]
Dyspraxia	5	10	66	You feel kind of off-balance and disoriented.	You feel well co-ordinated again.	Hinders transmissions in the subject's nervous system, causing poor motor skills.	[TBA]
Electromagnetic Field	10	10	20	You feel more connected to electromagnetic fields.	You feel less connected to electromagnetic fields.	The subject produces small, random electromagnetic pulses around it.	[TBA]
Extreme Narcolepsy	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel more tired than you've ever thought possible.	You feel more awake than you've ever been in your whole life.	Like narcolepsy, but worse and incurable.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Suspension	20	10	33	You feel unable to express yourself at all.	You feel able to speak freely again.	Completely shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain.	[TBA]
High-Power Mutagenic Field	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	N/A	N/A	[TBA]
Irritable Bowels	0	10	99	Your guts are rumbling.	Your guts settle down.	Causes the subject to experience frequent involuntary flatus.	[TBA]
Jugglemancer's Curse	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel the need to juggle	You no longer feel the need to juggle.	Places a mystical hex upon the subject that compels the subject to juggle.	[TBA]
Meta-Neural Transferral	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You wanna be somebody else.	You're happy with yourself.	The subject's brainwaves will occasionally involuntarily switch with those of another near them.	[TBA]
Motor Neuron Signal Enhancement	20	10	33	One of your limbs feels a bit strange and twitchy.	Your limb feels fine again.	Causes involuntary muscle contractions in limbs, due to a loss of inhibition of motor neurons.	[TBA]
Mutagenic Field	-50	10	33	Your flesh begins to warp and contort weirdly!	You stop warping and contorting. Phew, what a relief...	The subject emits low-level radiation that may cause everyone in range to mutate.	[TBA]
Narcolepsy	5	10	66	You feel a bit sleepy.	You feel wide awake.	Alters the sleep center of the subject's brain, causing bouts of involuntary sleepiness.	[TBA]
Nectar Perspiration	10	10	70	Your guts are rumbling.	Your guts settle down.	Causes the subject to perspire nectar that attracts abnormally small bees.	[TBA]
Paranoia	0	10	100	They're gonna get you!!!!!	You calm down.	Causes the subject to become easily startled.	[TBA]
Physically Unfit	5	30	60	You feel slightly less energetic.	You feel slightly more energetic.	Causes the subject to be naturally less physically fit than the average spaceman.	[TBA]
Polycythemia	5	10	45	Your breathing quickens.	Your breathing returns to normal.	Subject has an abnormally high amount of red blood cells.	[TBA]
Protanopia	0	10	99	Everything starts looking a lot more yellow.	You notice a few extra colors.	Selectively inhibits the L-cones in the subject's eyes, causing red-green colorblindness.	[TBA]
Psychic Fart Link	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel the gas of a thousand souls	You no longer feel so gassy.	Creates a neural fart linkage between all life-forms within 15 kilometers	[TBA]
Radioactive	-10	10	66	You feel a strange sickness permeate your whole body.	You no longer feel awful and sick all over.	The subject suffers from constant radiation sickness and causes the same on nearby organics.	[TBA]
Spatial Destabilization	-15	10	33	You feel a bit out of place.	You feel firmly rooted in place again.	Causes the subject's molecular structure to become partially unstuck in space.	[TBA]
Stupefaction	10	10	66	Your thoughts become disorderly and hard to control.	Your mind regains its former clarity.	Causes damage to the subject's brain structure, occassionally utterly stupefying and stunning them.	[TBA]
Thermal Vulnerability	20	10	40	You break out into a cold sweat.	The air feels more comfortable again.	Cripples the subject's thermoregulation, rendering them more vulnerable to abnormal temperatures.	[TBA]
Tinnitus	5	10	99	You hear a ringing in your ears.	The ringing has stopped...Finally. Thank the Space-Gods.	Causes the subject to almost constantly hear a terrible/annoying ringing in their ears.	[TBA]
Tourettes	5	10	66	You feel like you can't control your actions fully.	You feel in full control of yourself once again.	Alters the subject's brain structure, causing periodic involuntary movements and outbursts.	[TBA]
Tritanopia	0	10	99	Everything starts looking a lot less blue.	You notice a few extra colors.	Selectively inhibits the L-cones in the subject's eyes, causing blue colorblindness.	[TBA]

Hemochromia

A strange group of mutations that center around your blood becoming a different colour. They also have the handy side effect of slightly increasing your blood regeneration rate.

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Hemochromia Type-A	-5	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel a bit less soft.	You feel lightheaded for a moment.	An abstract mutation which is so much more unstable than Type-U that it shouldn't even be possible to observe with current technology.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-B	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a copper coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-C	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a cerulean coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-F	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a magenta coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-G	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a brass coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-I	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on an azure coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-J	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on an emerald coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-L	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a chartreuse coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-O	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a verdant coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-P	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a lavander coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-R	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a scarlet coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-T	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a cyan coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-U	-5	10	111	You feel like you're out of breath.	You feel more stable.	A volatile mutation with 12 known stable alternatives. Will quickly break down into one of them if the subject exits the scanner.	[TBA]
Hemochromia Type-V	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	Causes the subject's blood cells to take on a plum coloration. Also slightly increases blood viscosity.	[TBA]

Meta

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Booster Gene X	0	10	33	N/A	N/A	This gene will activate every latent mutation in the subject when activated.	[TBA]
Booster Gene Y	0	10	33	N/A	N/A	This gene will completely randomise the subject's gene pool and remove all active effects.	[TBA]
Booster Gene Z	0	10	33	N/A	N/A	This gene will remove all active and latent effects from the subject.	[TBA]
Genetic Stabilizer	999999	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Your genes feel like they're rock solid.	You feel vulnerable to genetic stability again.	Boosts the genetic stability of the target to impossibly safe levels.	[TBA]
High Complexity DNA	0	10	35	N/A	N/A	No effect on subject. Unlocks new research possibilities and can be used as a wildcard in combinations.	[TBA]

Mutant Races

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Aquatic Genetics	0	10	100	You feel wet and squishy.	You feel dry.	Re-enables ancient vestigal genes in the subject's body.	[TBA]
Aquatic Primal Genetics	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You go bananas!	You do the evolution.	Enables and exaggerates vestigal aquatic ape traits.	[TBA]
Bioluminescent Overdrive	0	10	100	Your skin begins flashing!	Your flashy glow fades away.	Enables highly bioluminescent cells in the subject's skin.	[TBA]
Blattodean Genetics	0	10	100	You feel like crawling into somewhere nice and dark.	You shed your roachy skin!	Re-enables ancient vestigal genes in the subject's body.	[TBA]
Bovine Genetics	0	10	100	You feel like you're ready for some Cow RP.	Your udders fall off!	The subject takes on the appearance of a domesticated space cow and gains milk production.	[TBA]
Feline Genetics	-25	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel especially hairy.	Your fur falls out.	Morphs the subject's traits to appear more feline in nature.	[TBA]
Ossification	0	10	100	You feel kinda thin.	You've put on a bit more weight.	Compacts the subject's living tissues into their skeleton. This is somehow not fatal.	[TBA]
Primal Genetics	0	10	100	You go bananas!	You do the evolution.	Enables and exaggerates vestigal ape traits.	[TBA]
Saurian Genetics	0	10	33	Your skin feels oddly dry.	Your scales fall off.	Enables vestigal non-mammal traits in the subject's body.	[TBA]

Powers

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Acidic Mass Emesis	0	10	100	N/A	N/A	N/A	[TBA]
Adrenaline Rush	-5	10	66	You feel hype!	You don't feel so pumped anymore.	Enables the user to voluntarily empty glands of stimulants. May be dangerous with repeated use.	[TBA]
Brown Note	-15	10	100	You feel mischievous!	You want to behave yourself again.	Allows the subject to emit noises that can cause involuntary flatus in others.	[TBA]
Chameleon	-20	10	33	You feel one with your surroundings.	You feel oddly exposed.	The subject becomes able to subtly alter light patterns to become invisible, as long as they remain still.	[TBA]
Cloak of Darkness	-20	10	33	You begin to fade into the shadows.	You become fully visible.	Enables the subject to bend low levels of light around themselves, creating a cloaking effect.	[TBA]
Cryokinesis	-10	10	66	You notice a strange cold tingle in your fingertips.	Your fingers feel warmer.	Allows the subject to control ice and cold.	[TBA]
Dimension Shift	-20	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You can see a faint blue light.	The blue light fades away.	Phase out and hide in another dimension.	[TBA]
Empathic Thought	-5	10	99	You suddenly notice more about others than you did before.	You no longer feel able to sense intentions.	The subject becomes able to read the minds of others for certain information.	[TBA]
Erebokinesis	-5	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Everything seems too bright!	It's too dark!	Allows the subject to snuff out all light in an area.	[TBA]
Fading	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	N/A	N/A	Allows the subject to become visible or invisible at will.	[TBA]
Fire Breath	-10	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Your throat is burning!	Your throat feels a lot better now.	Allows the subject to exhale fire.	[TBA]
Healing Touch	-10	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Your hands radiate a comforting aura.	The aura around your hands dissipates.	Allows the subject to heal the wounds of others with a touch.	[TBA]
High-Pressure Intestines	-15	10	33	You feel bloated and gassy.	You no longer feel gassy. What a relief!	Vastly increases the gas capacity of the subject's digestive tract.	[TBA]
Incendiary Mitochondria	-10	10	66	You suddenly feel rather hot.	You no longer feel uncomfortably hot.	The subject becomes able to convert excess cellular energy into thermal energy.	[TBA]
Ink Glands	-2	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel artistic.	You don't really feel artistic anymore.	Allows the subject to expel modified melanin.	[TBA]
Jumpy	-5	10	99	Your leg muscles feel taut and strong.	Your leg muscles shrink back to normal.	Allows the subject to leap great distances.	[TBA]
Mass Emesis	-10	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel sick.	You feel much better!	Allows the subject to expel chemicals via the mouth.	[TBA]
Matter Eater	-5	10	66	You feel hungry.	You don't feel quite so hungry anymore.	Allows the subject to eat just about anything without harm.	[TBA]
Midas Touch	-5	10	99	Your fingers sparkle and gleam.	Your fingers return to normal.	Allows the subject to transmute materials at will.	[TBA]
Optic Energizer	-10	10	33	Your eyes ache and burn.	Your eyes stop aching.	Imbues the subject's eyes with the potential to project concentrated thermal energy.	[TBA]
Photokinesis	-5	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Everything seems too dark!	It's too bright!	Allows the subject to create a source of light.	[TBA]
Polymorphism	-15	10	66	You don't feel entirely like yourself somehow.	You feel secure in your identity.	Enables the subject to reconfigure their appearance to mimic that of others.	[TBA]
Self Biomass Manipulation	-5	10	66	You feel strange and jiggly.	You feel more solid.	The subject becomes able to transform the matter of their cells into a liquid state.	[TBA]
Telekinesis	-30	40	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel your consciousness expand outwards.	Your conciousness closes inwards.	Allows the subject to influence physical objects through utilizing latent powers in their mind.	[TBA]
Telekinetic Pull	-15	40	8	You feel your consciousness expand outwards.	Your conciousness closes inwards.	Allows the subject to influence physical objects through utilizing latent powers in their mind.	[TBA]
Telepathy	-5	10	99	You can hear your own voice echoing in your mind.	Your mental voice fades away.	Allows the subject to project their thoughts into the minds of other organics.	[TBA]
Trichochromatic Shift	0	10	66	Your hair itches.	You feel more confident in your hair color.	Enables the subject to shift their hair color to a different region.	[TBA]
Very-High-Pressure Intestines	0	10	100	You feel INCREDIBLY bloated and gassy.	You no longer feel INCREDIBLY gassy. What a relief!	Immensely increases the gas capacity of the subject's digestive tract to near infinite levels.	[TBA]
Vestigal Ballistics	0	10	10	You feel intense pressure in your hip and shoulder joints.	You joints feel much better!	Allows the subject to expel one of their limbs with considerable force.	[TBA]

Speech Mutations

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Constricted Larynx	0	10	100	...you feel like being quiet...	You no longer feel the need to keep your voice down.	Decreases airflow speed and capacity through the subject's larynx.	[TBA]
Eldritch Speech	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	HE COMES	You feel sane again.	The subject's larynx is channeling a chaotic dimension of elder beings.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-B	0	10	100	You feel Swedish, however that works.	The feeling of Swedishness passes.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a vaguely norse manner.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-BD	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel like you're talking through a dog's snout.	You feel less vocally canine.	Influences select language centers of the subject's brain to bark out sentences like a dog.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-BT	10	10	100	Your breath smells like a fart.	Your breath no longer smells like a fart.	Causes the language center of the brain to be connected to the subject's butt.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Badmin	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You now speak with black and red text.	Back to normal text.	Spooky. Red.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-C	0	10	100	Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?	You no longer feel like being rude and sassy.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a more rudimentary manner.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-CS	0	10	100	You feel great!!	You feel okay.	Causes the speech center of the subject's brain to become, uh. Well, SOMETHING happens to it.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-D	0	10	100	You feel like your tongue's made out of lead.	You feel less tongue-tied.	Causes the subject to have impaired control over their oral muscles, resulting in malformed speech.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-E	0	10	100	You feel funky.	You feel a little less conversation would be great.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to drawl out sentences in a funky manner.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-F	0	10	100	Och aye! You feel like a true Scot!	You weren't a true Scot after all.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in the manner of a highlander.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-FI	0	10	100	Sauna and birch beatings! Hyvä!	The lure of the sauna subsides...	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a manner not conclusively proven to exist by scientists.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-N	0	10	40	Y-you f.. feel a.. a bit n-n-nervous.	You don't feel nervous anymore.	Hinders nerve transmission to and from the speech center of the brain, resulting in faltering speech.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-O	0	10	100	You feel a bit tongue-tied.	You no longer feel tongue-tied.	Causes the language center of the brain to have difficulty processing vowels.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-OWO	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Owo wowo wowow owow!	You feel like your vocabulary has expanded!	Reconstructs the language center of the subject's brain, shutting most of it down and allowing for a very limited functionality.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Q	0	10	100	You feel like your province is a nation, however that works.	The feeling of Independence passes.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct rude and vaguely-canadian sentences.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-R	0	10	100	.sdrawkcab tib a leef uoY	You feel the right way around.	Causes the language center of the brain to process speech in reverse.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-S	0	10	100	You feel like you want to smile and smile and smile forever :)	You don't feel like smiling anymore. :(	Causes the speech center of the subject's brain to produce large amounts of seratonin when engaged.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-SD	0	10	100	You feel like you've got some work to do now.	You feel like you've found yourself.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to bark out sentences like a dog.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-T	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel torn apart!	You pull yourself together.	Forces the langua.... what!? What the fuck is this? What happened here!? Gods have mercy on our souls.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-U	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Oh nyo. uwu	Nyo more funny talking.	Reconstructs the language center of the subject's brain to create less threatening speech patterns.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-W	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Fuckable owwwwwwwls!	More like honk.	unfunny	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-W	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feew weawwy good!	You feel really good!	Reconstructs the language center of the subject's brain to create less threatening speech patterns.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-X	10	10	100	You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!	Your mind feels more clear.	Heavily corrupts the part of the brain responsible for forming spoken sentences.	[TBA]
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Y	0	10	100	You feel like you're on Ilkley Moor without a hat.	You never want to hear a brass band again.	Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in the manner of a northerner.	[TBA]
High-Pressure Larynx	0	10	100	YOU SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE SHOUTING A WHOLE LOT!!!	You no longer feel the need to raise your voice.	Vastly increases airflow speed and capacity through the subject's larynx.	[TBA]
Monkey Speak	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel one with the jungle!	You feel less primal.	Causes the subject to understand monkeys.	[TBA]
Void	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Ah, friend! It's so good to be able to speak again!	Your voice is only yours again.	The subject's speech appears to come from multiple, shunted locations.	[TBA]
yee	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	yee	nee	yee	[TBA]

Useless

Mutation	Stability	Reclaim	Probability	Gain Message	Lose Message	Description	Effects
Achromia	0	10	99	N/A	N/A	The subject loses most of their skin pigmentation, with the remainder causing their skin take on a gray coloration.	[TBA]
Apidae Metabolism	0	10	99	You feel buzzed!	You lose your buzz.	Human worker clone batch #92 may contain inactive space bee DNA.	[TBA]
Apocrine Enhancement	0	10	99	You feel sweaty.	You feel much more hygenic.	Increases the amount of natural body substances produced from the subject's apocrine glands.	[TBA]
Bee Production	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	Your stomach buzzes!	The buzzing in your stomach stops.	Encourages growth of bees in the subject's body.	[TBA]
Blazing Aura	0	10	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You burst into flames!	Your skin stops emitting fire.	Causes the subject's skin to emit harmless false fire.	[TBA]
Chemical Production Modification	0	Unreclaimable	1	You begin to sense an odd chemical taste in your mouth.	The chemical taste in your mouth fades.	This mutation somehow irreversibly alters the subject's body to function as an organic chemical factory, mass producing large quantities of seemingly random chemicals. The mechanism for this modification is currently unknown to medical and genetic science.	[TBA]
Chronal Additive Inversement	-10	10	66	You feel as if you're impossibly young.	You feel like you're your own age again.	Causes the subject's age to become its additive inverse...somehow.	[TBA]
Cranial Keratin Formation	0	10	99	A pair of horns erupt from your head.	Your horns crumble away into nothing.	Enables the growth of a compacted keratin formation on the subject's head.	[TBA]
Dactyl Crystallization	0	10	99	Your fingers and toes turn transparent and crystalline.	Your fingers and toes return to normal.	The subject's digits crystallize and, when struck together, emit a pleasant noise.	[TBA]
Dermal Glitter	0	10	66	Your skin looks all blinged out.	Your skin fades to a more normal state.	Causes the subject's skin to shine and gleam.	[TBA]
Dermal Glow	0	10	99	You start to emit a pulsing glow.	The glow in your skin fades.	Causes the subject's skin to emit faint light patterns.	[TBA]
Dwarfism	0	10	100	Did everything just get bigger?	You feel tall!	Greatly reduces the overall size of the subject, resulting in markedly dimished height.	[TBA]
Ethanol Production	0	10	99	You feel drunk!	You feel sober.	Encourages growth of ethanol-producing symbiotic fungus in the subject's body.	[TBA]
Glowy	0	10	99	Your skin begins to glow softly.	Your glow fades away.	Endows the subject with bioluminescent skin. Color and intensity may vary by subject.	[TBA]
Melanin Eraser	0	10	99	You feel oddly plain.	You don't feel boring anymore.	Shuts down all melanin production in subject's body, and eradicates all existing melanin.	[TBA]
Melanin Stimulator	0	10	99	N/A	N/A	Overstimulates the subject's melanin glands.	[TBA]
Melanin Suppressor	0	10	99	N/A	N/A	Shuts down all melanin production in the subject's body.	[TBA]
Pentetic Acid Production	0	Unreclaimable	Doesn't Occur Naturally	You feel detoxified.	You feel toxic.	This mutation somehow causes the subject's body to manufacture a potent chellating agent. How exactly it functions is completely unknown.	[TBA]
Temporal Displacement	-10	10	66	You feel like you're growing younger - no wait, older?	You feel like you're aging normally again.	The subject becomes displaced in time, aging them at random.	[TBA]
Unstable Chemical Production Modification	0	10	0.25	N/A	N/A	This mutation somehow irreversibly alters the subject's body to function as an organic chemical factory, mass producing large quantities of seemingly random chemicals. The mechanism for this modification is currently unknown to medical and genetic science.	[TBA]