User:Josie/Records and Tapes

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Draft page for records and tapes

Records

Radio Station Records

These are the records that one may typically find at the Radio Station at the start of the shift. Not all of these are guaranteed to be there!

Title Download Description
adventure track #1 Example
adventure track #2 Example Example
adventure track #3 Example Example
adventure track #4 foo Example
adventure track #5 Example Example
adventure track #6 Example Example
upbeat track #1 foo Example
upbeat track #2 Example Example
chill track #1 Example Example
chill track #2 Example Example
chill track #3 foo Example
chill track #4 Example Example
january Example Example

Special Records

If you want to listen to these beats, you might have to go a bit out of your way.

Title this is where the audio would go if i could upload it which i cant Description
Second Reality foo The soundtrack of choice for Nuclear Operatives. Found on the Syndicate Battlecruiser Cairngorm, in their own radio lab.

Tapes

Even space is not free from the occasional commercial break.

Title Download Transcription
Captain's Training Program Hey, this is Randolph P. Checkers, NanoTrasen employee of the week, and I want you to know that you too may be Captain material. That's right, it doesn't take much to be a Captain, and with NanoTrasen's Pathways To Excellence program, any jerk with a willingness to sign up can wear the green hat of pride. Just take my story for example: Last week I was in space jail for cargo-related offenses, simian manslaughter, grand-theft spacepod, and arson, but thanks to NanoTrasen's Pathways to Excellence program, I became a Captain of my very own space station. With almost four hours of hands-on experience, I learned the intricacies of Command and was given my very own space station, within a week! And don't worry, they cover almost everything in over four hours of riveting PowerPoints and interpretive dance sessions! So what if you don't know what plasma is? Neither does the Chief Engineer, and he's probably fine. Medical? Just slap a few random patches on someone, and they're good as new. See? Now you can run Medbay! AI acting funny? Just repeat after me: "this statement is false". And just like that, everything is fine. Sign on for the NanoTrasen Pathways to Excellence program, and you can earn a place among the elite while getting a full pardon for most Class B felonies, so long as you're say you're probably sorry and unlikely to reoffend within a six month period. This has been a mandatory message from NanoTrasen Human Resources by me, Randolph P. Checkers, Acting Captain, NanoTrasen Command graduation class of Thursday.