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POO IS KING.

HAIL POO

HONK HONK

Iam A. Crooke

Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.


Picture Level Name Comments Notes
[[File:]] 1 Prison Loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible
[[File:]] 2 Dense Prison Loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today
[[File:]] 3 Extra dense Prison Loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else
[[File:]] 4 Super-Compressed Prison Loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god
[[File:]] 5 Fissile Loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat
[[File:]] 6 Fusion Loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
[[File:]] 7 Neutron Loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons
[[File:]] 8 Quark Loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy
[[File:]] 9 Degenerate Loaf You should probably call a physicist
[[File:]] 10 Strangelet Loaf You should probably call a priest