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|[[File:]] || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible. ||
|[[File:]] || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible ||  
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|[[File:]] || Dense Prison Loaf || ||
|[[File:]] || Dense Prison Loaf || The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today ||
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|[[File:]] || Extra dense Prison Loaf || Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else ||
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|[[File:]] || Super-Compressed Prison Loaf || Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god ||
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|[[File:]] || Fissile Loaf || There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat ||
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|[[File:]] ||Fusion Loaf || Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? ||
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|[[File:]] || Neutron Loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons ||
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|[[File:]] || Quark Loaf || This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy ||
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|[[File:]] || Degenerate Loaf || You should probably call a physicist ||
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|[[File:]] || Strangelet Loaf || You should probably call a priest ||
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Picture Name Comments Notes
[[File:]] Prison Loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible
[[File:]] Dense Prison Loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today
[[File:]] Extra dense Prison Loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else
[[File:]] Super-Compressed Prison Loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god
[[File:]] Fissile Loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat
[[File:]] Fusion Loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
[[File:]] Neutron Loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons
[[File:]] Quark Loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy
[[File:]] Degenerate Loaf You should probably call a physicist
[[File:]] Strangelet Loaf You should probably call a priest