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Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.
Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.
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!Icon!!Level!!Name!!Comments!!Notes
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|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 1 || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible || Eat and weep
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|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 2 || Dense Prison Loaf || The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today ||
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|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 3 || Extra dense Prison Loaf || Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else ||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif]] || 4 || Super-Compressed Prison Loaf || Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god ||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf fissile.gif]] || 5 || Fissile Loaf || There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat || Throw it and watch what happens.
|-
|[[File:JPfru.gif]]|| 6 ||Fusion Loaf || Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? ||
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|[[File:Prisonloaf neutron.gif]] || 7 || Neutron Loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons ||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf quark.gif]] || 8 || Quark Loaf || This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy || You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf degenerate.gif]] || 9 || Degenerate Loaf || You should probably call a physicist ||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf strangelet.gif]] || 10 || Strangelet Loaf || You should probably call a priest || ???
|}

Latest revision as of 03:15, 3 August 2014

POO IS KING.

HAIL POO

HONK HONK

Iam A. Crooke

Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.


Icon Level Name Comments Notes
Prisionloaf base.png 1 Prison Loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible Eat and weep
Prisionloaf base.png 2 Dense Prison Loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today
Prisionloaf base.png 3 Extra dense Prison Loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else
Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif 4 Super-Compressed Prison Loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god
Prisionloaf fissile.gif 5 Fissile Loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat Throw it and watch what happens.
JPfru.gif 6 Fusion Loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
File:Prisonloaf neutron.gif 7 Neutron Loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons
Prisonloaf quark.gif 8 Quark Loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
Prisonloaf degenerate.gif 9 Degenerate Loaf You should probably call a physicist
Prisonloaf strangelet.gif 10 Strangelet Loaf You should probably call a priest ???