User:Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth

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heavy heavy WIP

OH GOD THE ARTIFACT IS MAKING A LOUD NOISE IS THAT BAD?

Check the chat box. If it said something about 'overloading' or 'collapsing' or is currently billowing colorful smoke in your face, it's bad. If a station-wide announcement was just made about your current location, it's very bad. In either of these cases, you should probably shove it out the nearest ejector, which can be found on this handy dandy map:

[oh god oh fuck how does this even work]

Ejector
Location

ArtifactEjector Cog2.png

South of Research and to the west. Open the door and shove the artifact onto the pad, and it'll take a one-way trip into space.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

ArtifactEjector Cog1.png

Through the research podbay and south. Hit the button on the wall to activate the ejector.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

Cogmap2ArtifactResearch.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

Cogmap2ArtifactResearch.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

Cogmap2ArtifactResearch.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

ArtifactEjector Cog2.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

Cogmap2ArtifactResearch.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

Cogmap2ArtifactResearch.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


Ejector
Location

Cogmap2ArtifactResearch.png

For ejecting bad shit.

Access

You, hopefully


If it didn't do any of the above-mentioned things, it just makes noise. Leave it in genetics or something.

Non-GPTIO Commands

Recently (at the time of writing) added commands which require far less typing than GPTIO. Thank zjdtmkhzt for these.
You don't need the square brackets, they're just to denote a variable.

  • act [device]: activates device
  • deact [device]: deactivates device
  • read [device]: reads from device
  • info [device]: gets info from device (how is info different from reading hngggg)
  • xray [S]: sets radstrength to S
  • temp [T]: Sets temptarget to T
  • elec [V] [W]: Sets voltage to V and wattage to W. Sets only voltage if one argument is given.
  • pitcher [P]: Sets pitcher power to P
  • stand [0/1]: Sets the impactpad stand to off/on

Obtaining Artifacts

Vuldarak sells em, nice guy

Gragg is stingy but sells handhelds which are powergaming heaven

Miners get artifacts but they just leave them in space go bug them

debris if you're a dirty smelly telesci calculator using nerd

azones but that's kinda excessive

On station sometimes

Selling artifacts

Label with stimuli and such

faults are optional

Grab a cargo tele from QM

also tell QM to send you other artifacts

Make sure to have a prior agreement if you're going to be shipping bombs

Here comes the money- dolla dolla