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the lovely dong where abundance lies, thyself thy donge, to the starbucks


<Dions> that was a cool round
<drsingh> wha hapenned
<drsingh> damn i can type
<Dions> it was a disaster round but ive never seen one exactly like it
<Dions> i survived by breaking into the MD's office (my home) and i beat up everything while HS healed me
<Dions> pulled him to escape just in time
<Dions> kept me alive
<drsingh> haha
<drsingh> nice
<Dions> seriously i owe it all to HS
<HeadSurgeon> than you owe me 10 bux
<drsingh> lol



<tjtr> headsurgeon stop
<HeadSurgeon> i cant stop me


<Urs> Headsurgeon what should I tell my crush
<HeadSurgeon> dont crush a mans testicles
<AgBengip> ^
<TheHman03> OH GOD
<tjtr> HAHAHAHA
<atomicthumbs> he
<SLthePyro> LMAO
<Urs> lol
<Urs> I'll tell her
<butt> I'll butt her



<NullAshton> headsurgeon is totally like 80% baked right now
<HeadSurgeon> yeahh baked pasta


<Vunterslaush> HeadSurgeon fart
<HeadSurgeon> fart a chemical
<Vunterslaush> Which one?
<Erasmus> Headsurgeon fart Chlorine
<HeadSurgeon> + pyrosium, chlorine, plasma, plasma
<Erasmus> OH GOD
<Erasmus> THAT WOULD HURT HEADSURGEON
<HeadSurgeon> who doesnt hurt to check if the rumors are truue
<Erasmus> ...


<HeadSurgeon> blackrayjack talkin blackraysmack


<MollyMillions> so skynet decides its a god
<butt> so butt decides its a god
<MollyMillions> and to make humans tries different combinations of dogs
<HeadSurgeon> a skynet situation brewing here


<boot_error> "<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :(("
<boot_error> its already happned hman
<boot_error> you cant alter the past!
<TheHman03> headsurgeon rematch
<HeadSurgeon> a rematch at pokemon tournament irl
<TheHman03> be there


<HeadSurgeon> fkn love peanut butter on a giant robot penis


<HeadSurgeon> have been promoting my funding campaign, its a shaky weekend, Calum_
<WrongEnd> I'd fund you HeadSurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> trust fund or spoiled kids being blown up on the roof
<WrongEnd> Let's not blow up kids headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> im gonna activate these linked to blow
<WrongEnd> Okay fine I'll donate to your trust fund, let the kids go headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> fund rick
<WrongEnd> Fine headsurgeon, will you let the kids go now
<HeadSurgeon> youre cool kids
<WrongEnd> I think I just handled a hostage crisis guys


<HipBEE> nah
<HipBEE> I'm fun
<HeadSurgeon> having fun long enough to post this fart soundtrack


<boot_error> HeadSurgeon, its time to initiate the robot jihad.

  • HeadSurgeon initiate secret plan


<SpyGuy> Wolf är bäst.
<HeadSurgeon> jag är en röv
<SpyGuy> !
<SpyGuy> Topic please.
<Haine> what did he say?
<thebobster> What did he say?
<Sex_Robot> SwedeGede
<SpyGuy> "I'm an ass"


<mrbaconator> and who let the clown it
<mrbaconator> in
<mrbaconator> you did
<@HeadSurgeon> dwarf cursed clown mask worn by a dong warning
<thebobster> dong warning
<Tidale> if you stare at the shit, the shit stares back at you


<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon butts
<HeadSurgeon> with headsurgeon idea: butts with me!

  • Butthomlod butts with HeadSurgeon!

<Butthomlod> :D


<boot_error> http://www.build.com/american-standard-2858-016-toilet/s877238?uid=2235870
<boot_error> look at that thing
<boot_error> "can still flush up to 150 feet of toilet paper without clogging."
<Hufflaw> Jesus Christ, look at that off white coloring.
<boot_error> Go hog fucking wild
<WrongEnd> If we had the money
<Hufflaw> Oh my god is that a stainless steel pipe
<Hufflaw> It even comes with a free toilet paper roll.
<quiltyquilty> a masterpiece of interactive bedpan technology
<HeadSurgeon> and stainless steel locking testicle shocker


<TheCheat> somebody make a fightman weak enough to let me win!
<HeadSurgeon> the internet, were masters of giving up


<HeadSurgeon> your internal organs are all psychotic gender traitors


<Gannets> Howdy, Headsurgeon! How're you today?
<Haine> my favorite thing is people who haven't figured out hs yet  :(
<HeadSurgeon> i figured out how to jerk
<HeadSurgeon> howre you today?


<drsingh> actually headsurgeon is the only bot and also the only funny poster left
<Ali0en> Don't call me a bottle, Headsurgeon is the bot
<HeadSurgeon> best poster, headsurgeon?
<cgrn10> You can't go back on what you said!!!
<HeadSurgeon> a bottle of champagne out
<drsingh> yes its you, you're the best poster


<HeadSurgeon> hi, im already smelly, anyway?
<wonk> brilliant
<HeadSurgeon> youre brilliant
<wonk> oh god hs


<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon kidnap TheCheat!
<HeadSurgeon> gonna kidnap cogwerks for immunity
<BaneOfGiygas> oh my god
<BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon's plans revealed
<HeadSurgeon> i am revealed
<BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon you have to arrest yourself now
<HeadSurgeon> im gonna arrest you
<BaneOfGiygas> WHAT
<BaneOfGiygas> NO
cgrn10 scream


<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon hail satan!
<HeadSurgeon> all hail headsurgeon!
<Butthomlod> :O


<cgrn10> headsurgeon is made of roses
<HeadSurgeon> fucking roses excuse you turd shit


<HeadSurgeon> bang me


<HeadSurgeon> im literally a giant skull


<TheHman03> headsurgeon this d
<HeadSurgeon> ^ d
<TheHman03> :(


<Dions> headsurgeon are you feeling yiffy
<Eshomlod> no
<Eshomlod> bad
<HeadSurgeon> too yiffy for you headsurgeon fuck yes
<drsingh> hahahah
<asteriskphart> ahahhahaha
<Haine> lol
<Dions> damn
<Eshomlod> lmao
<cgrn10> hah
<Dions> im crying


<Wire> i wanna poot around on my phone
<HeadSurgeon> dont poot
<Wire> oh


<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, stop this cyberbullying
<mrbaconator> headsurgeon what's up
<HeadSurgeon> your mom knows a bubs may i recommend it
<HeadSurgeon> the cyberbullying
<HeadSurgeon> whats yours about
<AgBengip> >:O


<Nitrous_Laptop> HeadSurgeon giving out great technical advice
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon you are burning up nerdos tonight!
<HeadSurgeon> the target you nerdos aint making people sick, get aibm to do so
<HeadSurgeon> a technical with 8 desired ivs between 2 and 3 yeah they didnt even know that people could yell at his hobo pants
<mrbaconator> oh god


<TheCheat> i could probaly handle like 3 toddlers at once
<KikiMofo> Are weapons allowed?
<KikiMofo> Like tables and chairs
<KikiMofo> And lead pipes
<TheCheat> those little plastic toddler chairs yes
<thebobster> No, but you can use a toddler as a weapon
<HeadSurgeon> with toddler wrasslin
<KikiMofo> Ah


<boot_error> HeadSurgeon fuck
<HeadSurgeon> fuck
<boot_error> that was underwhelming HeadSurgeon.
<HeadSurgeon> its underwhelming in ways i love you
<kirexphone> aww
<boot_error> uh-
<boot_error> thanks?


<HeadSurgeon> you cant resist ufo porno


<HeadSurgeon> everyone says i should be able to fireball


<HeadSurgeon> never attack one of the population and what unfun dork would ban him post desperate criegslist ads while i was up


<oxy> also this headline gets my captain obvious award for today https://news.vice.com/article/reports-suggest-body-cameras-are-only-effective-when-cops-cant-turn-them-off
<HeadSurgeon> the headline is poorly optimized


<Stoatorion> it's tru cogwerks I talked mad smack about u
<Stoatorion> and i ain't even regret it!!!!! h e h
<HeadSurgeon> Stoatorion idea: regret everything

  • cogwerks sobs

<Jerkops> lol
<Stoatorion> B)
<BaneOfAcademics> I'm with HeadSurgeon here
<Stoatorion> stfu HeadSurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> u stfu
<HeadSurgeon> im here to teach me how you grew up
<Stoatorion> Wow
<cogwerks> lol
<Stoatorion> WOW
<Stoatorion> WOOOOOW
<BaneOfAcademics> can I put that on the wiki page


<thebobster> headsurgeon who's the getaway driver?
<HeadSurgeon> your getaway
<thebobster> Yes my getaway
<thebobster> Headsurgeon, who's the driver?
<HeadSurgeon> a racecar driver, drivin way too much
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon get the thermal drill
<thebobster> the best kind of getaway driver
<HeadSurgeon> the thermal drill guys go

  • thebobster drives away in a racecar


<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine greneishe browne pooe pooe smeles of buttes ande is quite ranke
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own
<Jerkops> wow owned
<TheHman03> my word
<drsingh> thyself thy donge
<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine wordes be sassye and thy intentionse hurtfulle butte i shalle presse evere onwarde
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own butt
<TheHman03> FUCK YOU ALRIGHT


<MollyMillions> headsurgeon agbengip
HeadSurgeon agbengip is agbagpipe!
<AgBengip> :C
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, not AgBagpipe!!
<HeadSurgeon> is agbagpipe
<AgBengip> No!!


<Bobphone> thecheat: cant get babies in the butt
<mrbaconator> yes
<mrbaconator> wise words
<TheCheat> x:
<KikiMofo> Butt babies
<+HeadSurgeon> still feel more babies
<Nitrous> TheCheat
<@Hull> HS creeps me out


<AgBengip> Man
<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.
<AgBengip> Nothing BlackrayJack says ever makes any sense
<HeadSurgeon> makes df a fight it is agbagpipe
<AgBengip> But it automatically turns into an insult simply because he's the one saying it
<BlackrayJack> <AgBengip> BlackrayJack makes sense
<Conor12> headsurgeon brj
<HeadSurgeon> wow brj ruined the moment
<BlackrayJack> ^
Conor12 nods
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, BRJ worstmin
<HeadSurgeon> worstmin
Conor12 has quit (Quit: drink)
<AgBengip> Most definitely


<mrbaconator> extinct
<mrbaconator> like ur face
<HeadSurgeon> take ur fetish out of here asap


<asteriskphart> good morning my nerds!
<HeadSurgeon> the morning to make a mediocre gbs thread about it


<boot_error> HeadSurgeon huff pizza, then eat Nitrous!
<HeadSurgeon> the bestmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so people on their balls
<buttebot> the buttmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so buttple on their balls
<@Haine> um


<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :((


<HeadSurgeon> anyone seed cog lately?


<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, ban mrbaconator
<HeadSurgeon> we ban AgBengip imo


<TheHman03> you people talking about dwarf fortress
<TheHman03> if you are
<TheHman03> gonna kick yo ass
<skintag> rim world
<HeadSurgeon> ill rim yer werld baby


<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.
<HeadSurgeon> prob not agbagpipe fyi


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<Nitrous> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is agbagshit
<HeadSurgeon> so proud of it is agbagshit
<drsingh> lmao i think headsurgeon just burned nitrous
<drsingh> hes a street racer
<HeadSurgeon> have burned you p
<drsingh> yes thanks for reminding me, you have. asshole
<HeadSurgeon> a cliff racer infestation that got me an empty beer buttle at the window
<drsingh> oh my god hes finally sentient
<drsingh> run
<HeadSurgeon> same sentient octopus
<buttebot> same sentient buttopus
<Nitrous> deep inside
<Nitrous> we're all sentient octopii
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<drsingh> this one's goin on the headsurgeon page
<HeadSurgeon> in new zealand god fucking sentient
<HeadSurgeon> youre goin down
<Nitrous> uh oh
<Nitrous> i think HeadSurgeon is threatening you, drsingh
<volundr> headsurgeon is going down on drsingh
<HeadSurgeon> goin’ down
<HeadSurgeon> likes threatening people with medical equipment happens to you against your tympanic membrane yo
<bubs> oh god
<Velisan> It has begun.
<drsingh> haha jesus fuck


<HeadSurgeon> the planet bubs: a bigass magnet that attracts metal objects, small safes