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POO IS KING.
HAIL POO
HONK HONK
Iam A. Crooke
Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.
| Picture | Level | Name | Comments | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| [[File:]] | 1 | Prison Loaf | A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible | |
| [[File:]] | 2 | Dense Prison Loaf | The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today | |
| [[File:]] | 3 | Extra dense Prison Loaf | Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else | |
| [[File:]] | 4 | Super-Compressed Prison Loaf | Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god | |
| [[File:]] | 5 | Fissile Loaf | There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat | |
| [[File:]] | 6 | Fusion Loaf | Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? | |
| [[File:]] | 7 | Neutron Loaf | Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons | |
| [[File:]] | 8 | Quark Loaf | This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy | |
| [[File:]] | 9 | Degenerate Loaf | You should probably call a physicist | |
| [[File:]] | 10 | Strangelet Loaf | You should probably call a priest |