Iam A. Crooke

Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.

Picture	Name	Comments
[[File:]]	Prison Loaf	A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible
[[File:]]	Dense Prison Loaf	The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today
[[File:]]	Extra dense Prison Loaf	Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else
[[File:]]	Super-Compressed Prison Loaf	Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god
[[File:]]	Fissile Loaf	There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat
[[File:]]	Fusion Loaf	Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
[[File:]]	Neutron Loaf	Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons
[[File:]]	Quark Loaf	This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy
[[File:]]	Degenerate Loaf	You should probably call a physicist
[[File:]]	Strangelet Loaf	You should probably call a priest

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