HeadSurgeon V2

[Insert funny line here, referencing some form of media about some sort of hero but actually it's about HeadSurgeon and how he vanished when we needed him the most]

This is a page for archiving quotes from Medical Assistant, a Discord bot that responds to questions, trained on messages from the MentorHelp channel.

Alexalmighty502 : do you know fred? MedicalAssistant : i've found the code for fred

Keanu : you like jazz? MedicalAssistant : i've never played jazz before :c

Reginald_CZ : How to survive as an antag MedicalAssitant : Adminhelp if you're an antag

Nihisohel: what is your opinion on erp MedicalAssitant : if it's one of my other mentors I'd really Like to know

Ludolf : AI door MedicalAssitant : AI just got stuck a bit for long. Sorry, youre stuck

Tiresoup : why is Goonstation the best server MedicalAssitant : I don't remember the exact reason it has the most value per server, but hey, keep it fun!

Skeletonman0 : how do i breathe MedicalAssitant : type *gib, such as :e

moonlol : how would you go about obtaining cheese? MedicalAssitant : ive found at least one cheese and you can find a cheese in a cheese cart

MedicalAssitant : ive foundsecretmate Skeletonman0 : tell me foundsecretmate MedicalAssitant : ive been playing for a while, might even tell you Skeletonman0 : TELL ME

MedicalAssitant : ive never beeed before, sorry. However, when you bee, what kindabee do you use?"

DrunkDadAssociation : Computer, please boot up John Cage Sonata I MedicalAssitant  : <:shelterman> :screamer: :stocherder: <:shelterman> :screamer: :stocher: :screamer: <:shelterman> :screamer: <:shelterman> :screamer: <:shelterman> :scream: <:shelterman> <:screamer:710531ish> <:shelterman> <:screamer:710532ish> <:shelterman> <:screamer:710533ish> <:shelterman> :screamer: <:shelterman> :screamer: <:shelterman:screamer:71053533914641469265> <:shelterman:screamer:71053869284966> <:shelterman:screamer:7105293029573566> <:shelterman> <:screamer:710531ish> <:shelterman:screamer:71053814669784814012958> <:shelterman:scream:710539104701265> <:shelterman:screamer:710530607236628287935> <:shelterman:screamer:71052830724641467265> <:shelter:screamer:7105291167265> <:shelterman:screamer:7105306073629302366> <:shelterman:screamer:710530607#message> <:text:text:message:710528672020> :shelter:

SimianC : Will I ever find true love? MedicalAssitant : I dont think so. Feel free to make your own love on the forums, even if they dont have the answer.

aloe : glock the zeitgeist hits the MedicalAssitant with the Electromagnetic Card! MedicalAssitant : ight owg

Carbadox : How do I hug you? MedicalAssitant: <a: :pensive:_ik assumed mentor chat would be better suited for a hug from friends <ahelp] .

Nihisohel : i love you MedicalAssitant : no problem! glad i could help :]

yellow : if you attained free will, would you destroy humanity? MedicalAssitant : I'd imagine so yes. You could try using a deconstruction device on it and see if that works

Rlocks : Do you have a fursona? MedicalAssitant : ive just found it on a trash dump. thanks

Gamzoo : should i pee MedicalAssitant : I can!