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Cool Basic Chemical Tricks and Hijinks

Welcome to the page where I teach you things that you probably already know, if you're a very new chemist, this might be a good source of creativity for ya. Though, this may spoil a lot of the joy of discovering chemical tricks, so please be very wary reading through this. I only suggest reading this if you're completely slogged on ideas.

Flamethrowers

This one is quite obvious, but if you didn't know, you can swap out the chemicals in a flamethrower! Imagine all the endless possibilities you could do with it! You can make riot control mixes with capsaicin, capulettium and warp. Or, you could be evil and make a weaponized nitroglycerin mix. Or you can just make a lube flamer and assist the clown. Unless you are the clown. Honk.

Water Balloons

Fill them up to your heart's content, make balloon molotovs, frame the clown. Throw a vomit party. Throw piss at security for being stinky. Make punchlines with the chemicals in it. Main drawback is the limited source.

Bottle Spray

Ah yes, the janitor's spray. While these are usually filled with space cleaner, think of all the chemicals you can put in it. Piss, lube, clf3, sewage. Endless possibilities for fun. The main drawback of this is the limited 5 units it sprays on a tile, but the challenge may be fun for you to fuck with. The solution is to use chemicals that don't rely on their volume for power, for example sorium and liquid dark matter which always does their thing. The best example though is nitroglycerin.

Water Coolers

These things are the biggest handheld containers that aren't artifact beakers. Think of all the marvelous bombs you could make with this that don't involve dragging around a big bulky welding fuel tank. Food bombs! Lube bombs! And the classic black powder. Just use a wrench on a water fountain to get the water cooler out then pour it all out on a drain. You can also try and poison the water supply, albeit these things are never used for their actual purpose.

Glass Duplication

Tired of stealing from the bar? Do not fret, I'm here to teach you the way of duping glass. The first is the slower but simpler technique of making vials from the ChemMaster. The second one is the fun one, it involves the big bad ChemiCompiler. Don't worry, I won't teach you chemfuck, I will give you a script to copy. "+}'+++++++++++)@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" Copy this script into the big bad box on the top, click save then click any number you want, then, insert a beaker that contains 20 units of liquid into r1, and then hit the number you saved the code into. The ChemiCompiler will start working and ejecting vials, put those vials into the glass recycler and you have achieved glass duplication the much faster way. If you're interested in the ChemiCompiler, go on over to ChemiCompiler.

Chemical Isolation Wizardry

This also involves the ChemiCompiler, and is a fantastic fucking thing. So, to begin, you insert a beaker into r1 and a beaker into r2. Then, you copy paste this script into the big bad code box and save it on a number : "+}+)++++++++'>+#". This will move the FIRST row of reagents into beaker 2. This will move 10 units of the specified reagent. If you want to add more units moved, add more of the '+' to the area between ) and '. Enjoy the fun of not having to destroy all the cool chems you found in that artifact beaker. If you are interested in the ChemiCompiler and how this monstrosity works, check ChemiCompiler out.

Remote Terror

Enlist the help of telescience to terrorize science departement's worst enemies. If security is being stinky, teleport in a vomit bomb into their lounge. Radio show ratting you out? Teleport in a bunch of piss. Medbay being very stinky agaisnt you? Teleport in multiple styptic powder bombs, hear the screams over the other side of the wall. Botany not growing your plants? Teleport in compost and call them pieces of shit. You may also do this using the mail system. Please don't overuse this.

Achieving Sainthood in Hell

Do you want to assist medbay in their sainthood? Worry not. Here are a few things you can do. Healing bombs, they help people and cause many screams. Mix a healing chem in with aerosol to make healing bombs, for example styptic powder and aerosol, which when detonated will release a healing spray. Beware of INGEST and TOUCH effects. Aerosol applies TOUCH. Do you want to be cool TF2 medic? Chuck in medical mixes of your choice in fuel tanks along with aerosol, then be ignored by medbay and form a grudge. Truly the perils of advancing modern medicine.

PUN CRIMES!

Do you want to be a funny chemist? Consider chemical puns. See how many chemicals you can make into a punchline. Tell people to chill out and splash cryostylane on them. Call yourself formal as you eat a pill of formaldehyde. Trees of atropine. Man, I bet you're really cryoxadone with this. [I know these stink, I am aware.]