User:Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
heavy heavy WIP
OH GOD THE ARTIFACT IS MAKING A LOUD NOISE IS THAT BAD?
Check the chat box. If it said something about 'overloading' or 'collapsing' or is currently billowing colorful smoke in your face, it's bad. If a station-wide announcement was just made about your current location, it's very bad. In either of these cases, you should probably shove it out the nearest ejector, which can be found on this handy dandy map:
[oh god oh fuck how does this even work]
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South of Research and to the west. Open the door and shove the artifact onto the pad, and it'll take a one-way trip into space. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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Through the research podbay and south. Hit the button on the wall to activate the ejector. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
| Ejector | |
| Location | |
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For ejecting bad shit. | |
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You, hopefully | |
If it didn't do any of the above-mentioned things, it just makes noise. Leave it in genetics or something.
Non-GPTIO Commands
Recently (at the time of writing) added commands which require far less typing than GPTIO. Thank zjdtmkhzt for these.
You don't need the square brackets, they're just to denote a variable.
- act [device]: activates device
- deact [device]: deactivates device
- read [device]: reads from device
- info [device]: gets info from device (how is info different from reading hngggg)
- xray [S]: sets radstrength to S
- temp [T]: Sets temptarget to T
- elec [V] [W]: Sets voltage to V and wattage to W. Sets only voltage if one argument is given.
- pitcher [P]: Sets pitcher power to P
- stand [0/1]: Sets the impactpad stand to off/on
Obtaining Artifacts
Vuldarak sells em, nice guy
Gragg is stingy but sells handhelds which are powergaming heaven
Miners get artifacts but they just leave them in space go bug them
debris if you're a dirty smelly telesci calculator using nerd
azones but that's kinda excessive
On station sometimes
Selling artifacts
Label with stimuli and such
faults are optional
Grab a cargo tele from QM
also tell QM to send you other artifacts
Make sure to have a prior agreement if you're going to be shipping bombs
Here comes the money- dolla dolla