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|[[File:]] || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible | |[[File:]] || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible || | ||
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|[[File:]] || Dense Prison Loaf || || | |[[File:]] || Dense Prison Loaf || The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] || Extra dense Prison Loaf || Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] || Super-Compressed Prison Loaf || Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] || Fissile Loaf || There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] ||Fusion Loaf || Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] || Neutron Loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] || Quark Loaf || This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy || | ||
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|[[File:]] || || || | |[[File:]] || Degenerate Loaf || You should probably call a physicist || | ||
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|[[File:]] || Strangelet Loaf || You should probably call a priest || | |||
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Revision as of 00:49, 25 July 2014
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| Picture | Name | Comments | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| [[File:]] | Prison Loaf | A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible | |
| [[File:]] | Dense Prison Loaf | The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today | |
| [[File:]] | Extra dense Prison Loaf | Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else | |
| [[File:]] | Super-Compressed Prison Loaf | Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god | |
| [[File:]] | Fissile Loaf | There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat | |
| [[File:]] | Fusion Loaf | Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? | |
| [[File:]] | Neutron Loaf | Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons | |
| [[File:]] | Quark Loaf | This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy | |
| [[File:]] | Degenerate Loaf | You should probably call a physicist | |
| [[File:]] | Strangelet Loaf | You should probably call a priest |