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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the [[Chef|chef]] to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.
 
On the [[Getting Started#RP Mechanics|RP Servers]], letting hunger and thirst motives get too low reduces your maximum health and maximum stamina regeneration, respectively.
 
==Snacks==
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Available from!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|-
|<center>[[File:DonutV2.png]] [[File:FrostedDonutV2.png]]</center>||Donut||Vendor, kitchen||All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the [[Head of Security]], the [[Nanotrasen Security Operative]], the [[Detective]], [[Security Officer|Security Officers]], [[Security Assistant|Security Assistants]], and [[Part-Time Vice Officer|Part-Time Vice Officers]]. [[Security_(place)|Security]] even starts with a couple of [[#Donut Box|full boxes]] around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke>||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Robust Donut"
|[[File:RobustDonut.png|center]]||Robust donut||[[Security Objects#Security Weapons Vendor|Sec weapons vendor]]||In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of [[Chemicals#Sugar|sugar]], 12u of [[Chemicals#Epinephrine|epinephrine]], and 12u of [[Chemicals#Synaptizine|synaptizine]]. You can also take more bites out of it.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Potato Chips"
|[[File:ChipsV2.png|center]]||Chips||Vendor||The bag adds to the crunch!||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Candy Bar"
|[[File:CandyNEW.png|center]]||Candy||Vendor||Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside [[General Objects#Razor Blade|usually...]]Don't take candy from strange [[Barber|barbers]].||None
|-
|[[File:FriesV4.png|center]]||Fries||Vendor, kitchen||French fries from a vending machine! Delicious!||None
|-id="Popsicle"
|<center>[[Image:Popsicle-wrapper.png]] [[Image:Popsicle-unwrapped.gif]]</center>||Popsicle||Vendor, kitchen|| Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a [[#Popsicle Stick|popsicle stick]], naturally.||[[#Cold|Cold]]
|-
|[[File:PopcornFullV3.png|center]]||Popcorn||Kitchen||Unsalted with no butter.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|-
|[[File:OnionChipsV2.png|center]]||Onion chips||Kitchen||Chips made from onions. Don't judge.||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|-
|[[Image:Nougatbargif.gif|center]]||Nougat bar||Kitchen||Chock full of nougat.||None
|-
|[[Image:Granolabar.png|center]]||Granola bar||Kitchen||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|-
|[[File:CookieTinV2-32x32.png|center]]||Cookie tin||Kitchen||Contains 7x [[#Sugar Cookie|butter cookies]]. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.||N/A
|-
|[[Image:Popsicle-box.png|center]]||Popsicle Box||Refrigerator||Contains 7x [[#Popsicle|popsicles!]]||N/A
|-
|[[Image:HetzCup.png|center]]||Hetz' Cup||Kitchen||Must be unwrapped before being eaten.||None
|-
|<center>[[Image:CandyAppleV3.png]] [[File:DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png]]</center>||Candy apple||Kitchen||A delectable and possibly spooky treat.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|-
|[[Image:CandyCane.png|center]]||Candy cane||Kitchen||Festive!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|-
|[[Image:New_yoghurt.png|center]]||Yoghurt||Kitchen||Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a [[Santa Claus|certain jolly man]].||None
|-
|[[Image:Pickle.png|center]]||Pickle||Kitchen||A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash.||None.
|- id="Swedish Fisk"
|<center>[[Image:SwedishFiskBag.png|center]] [[Image:SwedishFiskV2.png]]</center>||Swedish Fisk||[[Kitchen]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Swedium|swedium]]. Bork Bork Bork!||None
|- id="Extravagant Chocolate Gateau"
|[[Image:gateau_new.png|center]]||Extravagant Chocolate Gateau||Kitchen||A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Cold|Cold]]
|- id="Fortune Cookie"
|[[Image:FortuneCookie.png|center]]||Fortune Cookie|| [[Quartermaster#Golden Gannets Delivery|Quartermaster]] || A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.||None
|- id="Chinese Takeout Carton"
|[[Image:GoldenGannetsV2.png|center]]||Chinese takeout carton|| [[Quartermaster#Golden Gannets Delivery|Quartermaster]] || A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".||没有
|- id="Candy Heart"
|<center>[[Image:CandyHeartBox.png]] [[Image:Heartcandygif.gif|center]]</center>|| Candy heart || [[Quartermaster#Candy Crate|Quartermaster]] || Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!||None
|- id="Peach Ring"
|<center>[[Image:PeachRingBagV2.png]] [[Image:PeachRingV2.png]]</center>||Peach ring||[[Quartermaster#Candy Crate|Quartermaster]],[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains a tiny bit of [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|peach juice]].||None
|- id="Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel"
|[[Image:DelectableDanScrumptiousStrudel.png|center]]||Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel ||[[#GTM|GTMs]]|| Contains [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|strawberry juice]], vanilla, and three random [[Chemicals#Miscellaneous|miscellaenous reagents]]!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Cinnamon Sugar Donut"
|[[Image:CinnamonSugarDonutV2.png|center]]||Cinnamon sugar donut||[[#GTM|GTMs]]|| Absolutely chockful of sugar.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Little Danny's Snack Cake"
|[[Image:LittleDannySnackCake.png|center]]||Little Danny's Snack Cake||[[Hacking#Fabricators and Vending Machines|Hacked]] [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]|| Comes in many colors and with [[Chemicals#Partially Hydrogenated Space Soybean Oil|bad grease]], [[Chemicals#VHFCS|VHFCS]], "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf"
|[[Image:LittleDannyLegallyDistinctCremeFilledSnackLoaf.png|center]]||Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf||[[Guide to Mining#Abandoned crates|Abandoned crates]], most [[Listening Post]]s||A regular [[#Little Danny's Snack Cake|snack cake]] that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Descuento Danito's Burritos"
|[[File:DiscountDanBurritosV2.gif|center]]||Descuento Danito's Burritos||Snacks Vendor||Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a [[#Golden Ticket|golden ticket]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles"
|[[File:DiscountDanQuikNoodlesV2.png|center]]||Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles||Snacks Vendor||Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.||N/A
|- id="Hungry Dan's TV Dinner"
|[[File:DiscountDanTVDinnerV2.png|center]]||Hungry Dan's TV Dinners||Snacks Vendor||Yum. Also equipped with a heater.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Lollipop"
|[[Image:Lollipop.png|center]]||Lollipop||Medbay||A healthy snack containing a small amount of [[Doctoring#Drugs|medicine]], such as charcoal or saline.||None
|- id="'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme"
|[[Image:CaramelCreme.png|center]]||'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme||Goodybags||'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Candy Corn"
|[[Image:CandyCornV2.png|center]]||Candy corn||Goodybags|| Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and [[Chemicals#Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil|bad oil]] to rub it in.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Butterscotch"
|[[Image:Butterscotch.png|center]]||Butterscotch||Goodybags||Buttery and not very scotch-y.||None
|- id="Saltwater Taffy"
|[[Image:Saltwatertaffy.gif|center]]||Saltwater Taffy||Goodybags||Must be unwrapped before being eaten. Comes in 3 delectable flavors! May also contain razor blades.||None
|- id="-1 Bar"
|[[Image:Candy-blue.png|center]]||-1 Bar||[[Cyborg#Brobocop|Food synthesizers]]||Possibly healthy.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans"
|<center>[[Image:EveryFlavourBeans.png]] [[Image:EveryFlavourBean.png]]</center>||Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans||[[Wizard's Den]], [[Trench]]||Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at [[Wizard#WizardBeans|Wizard]].||None
|- id="Yellow Cake"
|[[Image:Yellowcake.png|center]]||Yellow cake||[[Research Wing|RD Office]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Uranium|uranium]]. Safe and delicious!||None
|- id="Pope Crunch"
|[[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png|center]]||Pope Crunch||Crew quarters||Extremely crunchy! Might have a "prize" instead if you eat it from a bowl. Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.||None
|- id="Roach Puffs"
|[[Image:RoachPuffs.png|center]]||Roach Puffs||[[Kitchen#Oshan|Oshan Kitchen]] [[Maintenance|maint]]|| Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...||None
|- id="Shredded Syndies"
|[[Image:SyndicateShreddies.png|center]]||Shredded Syndies||[[#GTM|GTM]], [[Listening Post#Oshan|Ocean Listening Post]]|| Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with [[Chemicals#Atropine|atropine]] & [[Chemicals#Space Drugs|space drugs]].||None
|- id="Telecrystal"
|[[Image:telecrystal.gif|center]]||Telecrystal||[[Guide to Mining#Telecrystal|Mining]]||Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.||None?
|- id="Viscerite"
|[[File:VisceriteOreV2-32x32.png|center]]||Viscerite||[[Guide to Mining#Viscerite|Mining]]||Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of [[Chemicals#Synthflesh|synthflesh]], but watch out for the [[Chemicals#Loose Screws|other stuff]] in there...||None?
|- id="Flockburger"
|[[Image:Flockburger.png|center]]||Flockburger||[[Debris Field]]/[[Oshan]] [[Z-level#Station|station level]] merchant||Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Weird Cheese"
|[[Image:WeirdCheeseV2.png|center]]||Weird cheese||[[Mining Outpost]], [[Chemicals#Weird Cheese|chemistry]]||Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Funny-Looking Can"
|[[Image:FunnyLookingCan.png|center]]||Funny-looking can||[[Manta#Off-Station|Abandoned derelict]]||Is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming surströmming]. For [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-B|Swedes]], makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become [[Guide to Genetics#Apocrine Enhancement|extra stinky]].||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Zongzi"
|<center>[[File:ZongziWrappedV2.png]] [[File:ZongziV2.png]]</center>||Zongzi||[[Spacebux#Purchasable Items|Spacebux lunchboxes]]|| Space Chinese snack currently found only in [[Spacebux#Purchasable Items|lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux]]. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|-
|[[File:AppleV3.png|center]]||Apple||Hydroponics||The Medical department's most hated fruit.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:BananaV2.png|center]]||Banana||Hydroponics||Peel it first!||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:OrangeV3.png|center]]||Orange||Hydroponics||A bitter citrus based fruit.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:LemonV3.png|center]]||Lemon||Hydroponics||A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:LimeV3.png|center]]||Lime||Hydroponics||An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:StrawberryV2.png|center]]||Strawberry||Hydroponics||Neither straw nor berry.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:AvocadoV2.png|center]]||Avocado||Hydroponics||Still good since 8000 B.C.E.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:GrapesV2.png|center]]||Grapes||Hydroponics||Comes in two colors: Green and not green.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:Raspberry.png|center]]||Raspberry||Hydroponics||Tart and summery.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:Blackberry.png|center]]||Blackberry||Hydroponics||Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:Blueraspberry.png|center]]||Blue Raspberry||Hydroponics||Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:MelonSliceV2.png|center]]||Melon slice||Hydroponics||Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:Honeyblob.png|center]]||Honey||Hydroponics||Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.||None
|-
|[[File:CarrotV3.png|center]]||Carrot||Hydroponics||Good for your eyes.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:SlurrypodV2.png|center]]||Slurryfruit||Hydroponics||Poisonous!||None
|-
|[[File:EggplantV3.png|center]]||Eggplant||Hydroponics||Has a chance to be censored.||None
|-
|[[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|center]]||Coconut meat||Hydroponics|| Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|center]]||Pineapple slice||Hydroponics|| No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:BambooShoot.png|center]]||Bamboo shoot||Hydroponics|| Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="?????"
|[[File:FoodYuckV2.png|center]]||?????||Incompetent chef|| Contains [[Chemicals#????|???? (reagent)]]. The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...||None
|- id="Smoldering Mess"
|[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png|center]]||Smoldering Mess||Incompetent chef||Also contains [[Chemicals#????|????]]. The result of overcooking something.||None
|- id="Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods"
|[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png|center]]||Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods||Incompetent(?) chef||Contains [[Chemicals#????|????]] as well. Result of leaving something in the [[Foods and Drinks#Deep Fryer|fryer]] for too long.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Orange Goop"
|[[File:OrangeGoop-32x32.gif|center]]||Orange Goop||[[Guide to Botany#Leaker|Leaker plant]]||Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#????|???? (aka "yuck")]] and 10 units of [[Chemicals#Oil|oil]].|| [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]], [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|}
 
==Drinks==
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" |Icon!!Name!!Type!!Available from!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="Booze-O-Mat"
|[[Image:AlcoholVendingMachine.png|center]]||Booze-O-Mat||{{N/a}}||Bar||Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
|- id="Space Beer"
|<center>[[File:BeerKeg.png]] [[File:SpaceBeerV3.png]]</center>||Space beer||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Fancy Beer"
|<center>[[Image:BeerBox.png]] [[File:HoboBeerV2.png]]</center>||Fancy beer||Alcohol||Bar|| Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains [[Chemicals#Beer|beer]] plus a number of random chemicals.
|- id="Cider"
|[[File:CiderV2.png|center]]||Cider||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Mead"
|[[File:MeadV2.png|center]]||Mead||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Wine"
|[[File:WineV2.png|center]]||Wine||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Hobo Wine"
|[[Image:HoboWineV3.png|8px|center]]||Hobo wine||Alcohol||???|| Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
|- id="Vodka"
|[[File:VodkaV3.png|8px|center]]||Vodka||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Gin"
|[[Image:GinV3.png|8px|center]]||Gin||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Tequila"
|[[Image:TequilaV3.png|10px|center]]||Tequila||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Champagne"
|[[File:ChampagneV2.png|center]]||Champagne||Alcohol||Bar||Hit [[Space Pod|pods]], [[Security Objects#Segway|segways]] or [[Syndicate Items#Clown Car|other vehicles]] with the {{Harm}} intent to rename them.
|- id="Rum"
|[[File:SpacedRumV2.png|center]]||Rum||Alcohol||Bar||Spaced rum bottles also contain [[Chemicals#Yobihodazine|yobihodazine]].
|- id="Bo Jack Daniel's"
|[[File:BoJackDanielV3.png|center]]||Bo Jack Daniel's||Alcohol||Bar||A real man's drink!
|- id="Stinkeye's Special Reserve"
|[[File:BoJackDanielV3.png|center]]||Stinkeye's Special Reserve||Alcohol||???||A favorite of captains everywhere.
|- id="Curacao Liqueur"
|[[Image:CuracaoV2.png|center]]||Curacao Liqueur||Alcohol||[[Quartermaster#Alcohol Resupply Crate|Alcohol Resupply Crate]], [[Trench]]|| Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
|- id="Cristal Champagne"
|[[File:CristalChampagneV2.png|center]]||Cristal Champagne||Alcohol||[[Bar#Manta|Manta Bar]]||Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the [[#Champagne|regular version]].
|- id
|[[Image:EggnogV2.png|center]]||Egg nog||Other||Bar, kitchen|| Contains [[Chemicals#Egg_Nog|Egg Nog]], wow!
|-
|[[File:MilkBottleV2.png|center]]||Creaca's Space Milk||Other||Kitchen|| Contains 50 units of, well, [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]].
|-
|[[Image:QuiltyFarmsMilkV2.png|center]]||Mootimer's Calcium Drink||Other||Kitchen|| As expected, contains 50 units of [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]].
|- id="Space Cola"
|[[File:DrinkCola.png|center]]||Space cola||Soda||Vendor, kitchen||Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
|- id="Fancy Cola"
|[[File:RandomColas.png|center]]||Fancy cola||Soda||Vendor|| Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Cola|cola]], 10 u of [[Chemicals#Very-High-Fructose Corn Syrup|VHFCS]], and 10 u of a random drink, such as [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|ginger ale]] or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a [[Chemistry#CheMaster 3000|CheMaster 3000]], which draws from the same sprite pool as these.
|- id="Decirprevo Bottled Water"
|[[File:DrinkDecirprevoV3.png|10px|center]]||Decirprevo Bottled Water||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Robust-Eez"
|[[File:DrinkRobustEezV3.png|10px|center]]||Robust-Eez||Soda||Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|methamphetamine]].
|- id="Grife-O"
|[[File:DrinkGrifeOV3.png|10px|center]]||Grife-O||Soda||Vendor||A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
|- id="Dr. Pubber"
|[[File:DrinkDrPubberV3.png|10px|center]]||Dr. Pubber||Soda||Vendor||Contains morphine and haloperidol.
|- id="Grones Soda"
|[[File:GronesSodaV2.gif|10px|center]]||Grones Soda||Soda||Vendor||Comes in random flavours.
|- id="Spooky Dan's"
|[[File:DrinkSpookyDansV3.png|10px|center]]||Spooky Dan's||Soda||Vendor||Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
|- id="Orange-Aid"
|[[File:DrinkOrangeaidV3.png|10px|center]]||Orange-Aid||Soda||Vendor||Contains [[Doctoring#Oculine|oculine]].
|- id="Lime-Aid"
|[[File:DrinkLimeaidV3.png|10px|center]]||Lime-Aid||Other||Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Antihol|antihol]].
|- id="Soft Soft Pizza"
|[[File:DrinkSoftSoftPizzaV3.png|10px|center]]||Soft Soft Pizza||Other||Hacked Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Pizza|liquid pizza]]... What?
|- id="Robust Coffee"
|[[File:DrinkCoffee.png|center]]||Robust Coffee||Other||Vendor|| Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
|- id="Happy Elf Hot Chocolate"
|[[File:HappyElfHotChocolateV3.png|10px|center]]||Happy Elf Hot Chocolate||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Chicken Soup"
|[[File:ChickenSoup.png|center]]||Chicken Soup||Other||Vendor||Can cure [[Virus|minor diseases]].
|- id="Weight-Loss Shake"
|[[File:WeightLossShake.png|center]]||Weight-Loss Shake||Other||Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Lipolicide|lipolicide]].
|- id="Tea"
|[[File:TeaV2.png|center]]||Tea||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Wired Dan's Kafe Kick"
|[[File:DrinkCoffee.png|center]]||Wired Dan's Kafe Kick||Other||Hacked Vendor|| A daily fix of [[Chemicals#Drugs|drugs]] and [[Chemicals#Poisons and Toxic Shit|poison]], diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
|- id="Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale"
|[[File:DelightfulDanGingerAleV3.png|10px|center]]||Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale||Other||[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains, as expected, [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|ginger ale]].
|- id="Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch"
|[[Image:DelightfulDanPeachyPunch.png|center]]||Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch||Other||[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|peach juice]].
|- id="Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic"
|[[File:DrowsyDansTerrificTonicV3.png|10px|center]]||Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic||Other||[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains 25 units of [[#Lemonade|lemonade]]... and 25 units of [[Chemicals#Ether|ether]].
|- id="2010 Vintage"
|[[Image:2010VintageV3.png|8px|center]]||2010 Vintage||Other...||[[Courtroom]]||Contains finely aged...[[Chemicals#Urine|piss]].
|- id="Mugwort Tea"
|[[Image:MugwortTeaV2.png|center]]||Mugwort tea||Other||[[Wizard's Den]]||A bitter tea with magical protective properties. [[Chemicals#Mugwort|Heals]] wizards.
|- id="Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls"
|[[Image:BroteinShakeDragonBalls.png|center]]||Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls||Other||[[Quartermaster#Buy! Sell!|Josh, QM Trader]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Energy Drink|energy drink]].
|}
 
===Drink Recipes===
A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.
 
Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the [[Chef]]. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.
 
====Alcoholic Cocktails====
[[Image:Fancycocktailsv2.png|65px]]
All the drinks listed below create [[Chemicals#Ethanol|ethanol]] in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a [[Chemistry#Reagent Scanner|reagent scanner]]), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.
 
Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver damage]], and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)
 
Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.
 
{| style="font-size: 100%;" class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|-
! Item
! class="unsortable" | Icon
! colspan=2 | <abbr title="Ethanol">Eth.</abbr>
! Recipe
! class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="Screwdriver"
! Screwdriver
| <center>[[Image:DrinkScrewdriverV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + Orange juice
| Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other [[Engineering Objects#Screwdriver|screwdriver]].
 
|- id="Bliss on the Beach"
! Bliss on the Beach
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSexOnTheBeachV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Cranberry juice
| Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
 
|- id="Lemon Drop"
! Lemon Drop
| <center>[[Image:Lemondrop.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] {{OR}} [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Lemon Juice + [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]]
|
 
|- id="Vodka Gimlet"
! Vodka Gimlet
| <center>[[Image:DrinkVodkaGimletV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Cosmopolitan"
! Cosmopolitan
| <center>[[Image:DrinkCosmopolitanV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Vodka Gimlet|Vodka Gimlet]] + Cranberry juice
|
 
|- id="Bloody Mary"
! Bloody Mary
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBloodyMaryV3.png|13px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + Tomato juice
|
 
|- id="Bloody Scary"
! Bloody Scary
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBloodyScaryV3.png|17px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vodka + [[Changeling]] blood
|
 
|- id="Vodka Martini"
! Vodka Martini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkVodkaMartiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vodka + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Vodka Tonic"
! Vodka Tonic
| <center>[[Image:DrinkVodkaTonicV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + Tonic water
|
 
|- id="Phil Collins"
! Phil Collins
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPhilCollinsV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Vodka Tonic|Vodka Tonic]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Mind Eraser"
! Mind Eraser
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMindEraserV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Vodka Tonic|Vodka Tonic]] + [[Chemicals#Coffee|Robust Coffee]]
|
 
|- id="Black Russian"
! Black Russian
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBlackRussianV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Coffee|Robust Coffee]] {{OR}} Vodka + [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]]
|
 
|- id="White Russian"
! White Russian
| <center>[[Image:DrinkWhiteRussianV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Espresso Martini"
! Espresso Martini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkEspressoMartiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]]
|
 
|- id="Suicider"
! Suicider
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSuiciderV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| Vodka + Cider + [[Chemicals#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] + [[Chemicals#Welding Fuel|Welding fuel]]
| Can also be extracted or distilled from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].
 
|- id="Murdini"
! Murdini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMurdiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Martini|Martini]] + Apple juice + [[Chemicals#Suicider|Suicider]]
|
 
|- id="Appletini"
! Appletini
| <center>[[Image:Appletini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vodka + Cider + [[Chemicals#Apple Juice|Apple Juice]]
|
 
|- id="Port"
! Port
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPortV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron
| Has a chance to teleport you at random.
 
|- id="Crème de Menthe"
! Crème de Menthe
| <center>[[Image:DrinkCremeDeMentheV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Vodka + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
|
 
|- id="Grasshopper"
! Grasshopper
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGrasshopperV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Crème de Menthe|Crème de Menthe]] + Vanilla + [[Chemicals#Chocolate|Chocolate]]
| Turns you into a [[Guide to Genetics#Blattodean Genetics|roachperson]] for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
 
|- id="Peach Schnapps"
! Peach Schnapps
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPeachSchnappsV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|Peach Juice]]
| Rarely, decays into [[Chemicals#VHFCS|VHFCS]].
 
|- id="Moscow Mule"
! Moscow Mule
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMoscowMuleV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]] + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Blue Lagoon"
! Blue Lagoon
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBlueLagoonV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + [[#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Sea Breeze"
! Sea Breeze
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSeaBreezeV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + Cranberry Juice + [[Chemicals#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit juice]]
|
 
|- id=" Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier"
! Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBeepskyBrauV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]] + [[Chemicals#Nanomachines|Nanomachines]]
| Can also be [[#Still|distilled]] from [[#Roburger|roburgers]] and [[#Cheeseborger|cheeseborgers]]. Do not drink while operating a [[vehicle]].
 
|- id="Snakebite"
! Snakebite
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSnakebiteV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]] + Cider
|
 
|- id="Diesel"
! Diesel
| <center>[[Image:DrinkDieselV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| [[#Snakebite|Snakebite]] + Cranberry juice
|
 
|- id="Radler"
! Radler
| <center>[[Image:DrinkRadlerV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Michelada"
! Michelada
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMicheladaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]] + Tomato Juice + [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
 
|- id="BOOrbon"
! BOOrbon
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBOOrbonV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Bourbon + [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
| Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
 
|- id="Whiskey Sour"
! Whiskey Sour
| <center>[[Image:DrinkWhiskeySourV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Bourbon + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Manhattan"
! Manhattan
| <center>[[Image:DrinkManhattanV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
|
 
|- id="Hunchback"
! Hunchback
| <center>[[Image:DrinkHunchbackV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Bourbon + [[#Cola|Cola]] + Tomato juice
| See [[Chemicals#Hunchback|Chemicals]].
 
|- id="Duck Fart"
! Duck Fart
| <center>[[Image:DrinkDuckFartV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Bourbon + [[Chemicals#Coffee|Robust Coffee]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Irish Coffee"
! Irish Coffee
| <center>[[Image:DrinkIrishCoffeeV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Bourbon + [[Chemicals#Coffee|Robust Coffee]] + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
| Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make [[#Duck Fart|Duck Fart]].
 
|- id="Old Fashioned"
! Old Fashioned
| <center>[[Image:DrinkOldFashionedV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
|
 
|- id="Mint Julep"
! Mint Julep
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMintJulepV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Bourbon + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
| Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
 
|- id="Horse's Neck"
! Horse's Neck
| <center>[[Image:DrinkHorsesNeckV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .5
| Bourbon + Bitters + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]]
| Neighs on mixing
 
|- id="Hot Toddy"
! Hot Toddy
| <center>[[Image:DrinkHotToddyV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Bourbon + [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] + Lemon Juice {{OR}} Bourbon + [[#Half and Half|Half and Half]]
| Does not need heating.
 
|- id="Jean Harlow"
! Jean Harlow
| <center>[[Image:DrinkJeanHarlowV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Rum + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Planter's Punch"
! Planter's Punch
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPlantersPunchV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Rum + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Sangria"
! Sangria
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSangriaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| [[#Planter's Punch|Planter's Punch]] + Wine + Orange juice
| Warms you up a little bit.
 
|- id="Mai Tai"
! Mai Tai
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMaiThaiV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
|
 
|- id="Rum and Cola"
! Rum and Cola
| <center>[[Image:DrinkRumAndColaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.7" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .7
| Rum + Cola
|
 
|- id="Space-Cuba Libre"
! Space-Cuba Libre
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSpaceCubaLibreV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Rum and Cola|Rum and Cola]] + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Daiquiri"
! Daiquiri
| <center>[[Image:DrinkDaiquiriV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Rum + Lime juice + Sugar
| Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
 
|- id="Mojito"
! Mojito
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMojitoV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Daiquiri|Daiquiri]] + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
|
 
|- id="Pineapple Caipirinha"
! Pineapple Caipirinha
| <center>[[Image:DrinkCaipirinhaV2.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka (2) + [[Chemicals#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] (2) + [[Foods and Drinks#Ice Dispenser|Ice]] + Sugar
|
 
|- id="Piña Colada"
! Piña Colada
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPinaColadaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
|
 
|- id="Blue Hawaiian"
! Blue Hawaiian
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBlueHawaiianV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.18" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .18
| Rum + Coconut Milk + [[#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]] + Pineapple juice + [[Chemicals#Ice|Ice]] {{OR}} [[#Piña Colada|Piña Colada]] + [[#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]] + [[Chemicals#Ice|Ice]]
|
 
|- id="Gunfire"
! Gunfire
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGunfireV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Tea + Rum
| Makes a silly sound on mixing.
 
|- id="Brass Monkey"
! Brass Monkey
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBrassMonkeyV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice
| Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
 
|- id="Fluffy Critter"
! Fluffy Critter
| <center>[[Image:DrinkFluffyCritterV3.png|17px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]]
| Coos on creation.
 
|- id="Hot Buttered Rum"
! Hot Buttered Rum
| <center>[[Image:DrinkHotButteredRumV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Rum + Cider + Butter
| Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
 
|- id="Spiced Rum"
! Spiced Rum
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSpicedRumV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Rum + [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
 
|- id="Gin and Tonic"
! Gin and Tonic
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGinAndTonicV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Gin + Tonic water
|
 
|- id="Pink Gin and Tonic"
! Pink Gin and Tonic
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPinkGinAndTonicV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + Bitters
|
 
|- id="Gin and Chronic"
! Gin and Chronic
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGinAndChronicV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|Tetrahydrocannabinol]]
| Decays into [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol |THC]] as well as ethanol.
 
|- id="Gin and Sonic"
! Gin and Sonic
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGinandSonicV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]]
| Juice Time. Decays into [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|meth]] as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
 
|- id="Tom Collins"
! Tom Collins
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTomCollinsV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.18" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .18
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Gin Fizz"
! Gin Fizz
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGinFizzV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Gin + Lemon juice + Water
|
 
|- id="Gimlet"
! Gimlet
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGimletV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Gin + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Martini"
! Martini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMartiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Gin + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Negroni"
! Negroni
| <center>[[Image:DrinkNegroniV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| [[#Martini|Martini]] + Bitters
|
 
|- id="Necroni"
! Necroni
| <center>[[Image:DrinkNecroniV3.png|17px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .5
| [[#Negroni|Negroni]] + [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
| Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
 
|- id="Nicotini"
! Nicotini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkNicotiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Martini|Martini]] + [[Chemicals#Nicotine|Nicotine]]
| Creates some [[Chemicals#Nicotine|nicotine]] as it decays.
 
|- id="French 75"
! French 75
| <center>[[Image:DrinkFrench75V3.png|9px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Gin + Champagne + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Derby"
! Derby
| <center>[[Image:DrinkDerbyV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Gin + Bitters + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
| One of many drinks with the same name.
 
|- id="Bee's Knees"
! Bee's Knees
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBeesKneesV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Gin + Lemon Juice + [[Chemicals#Honey|Honey]]
|
 
|- id="Tequini"
! Tequini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTequiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Tequila + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Brave Bull"
! Brave Bull
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBraveBullV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.35" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .35
| Tequila + [[Chemicals#Coffee|Robust Coffee]]
| Mild stun reduction.
 
|- id="Prairie Fire"
! Prairie Fire
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPrairieFireV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Tequila + [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Sometimes decays into [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]] and [[Chemicals#Histamine|histamine]] as well as ethanol.
 
|- id="Margarita"
! Margarita
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMargaritaV3.png|14px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
|
 
|- id="Tequila Sunrise"
! Tequila Sunrise
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTequilaSunriseV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine
|
 
|- id="Paloma"
! Paloma
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPalomaV3.png|13px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Tequila + [[Chemicals#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit juice]] + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Mimosa"
! Mimosa
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMimosaV3.png|Mimosa.png|9px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.05" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .05
| Champagne + Orange juice
|
 
|- id="Kalimixto"
! Kalimixto
| <center>[[Image:DrinkKalimixtoV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Wine + [[#Cola|Cola]]
|
 
|- id="Hard Punch"
! Hard Punch
| <center>[[Image:Hardpunch.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.07" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .07
| [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + [[Chemicals#Apple Juice|Apple Juice]] + [[#Sangria|Sangria]] + [[Chemicals#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]]
| Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying.
 
|- id="Pisco Sour"
! Pisco Sour
| <center>[[Image:Piscosour.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| [[Chemicals#White Wine|White Wine]] + [[Chemicals#Egg|Egg]] + [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + [[Chemicals#Lime Juice|Lime Juice]] + Bitters
| Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
 
|- id="Peach Bellini"
! Peach Bellini
| <center>[[Image:Peachbellini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.14" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .14
| [[Chemicals#White Wine|White Wine]] + [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|Peach Juice]]
| 
 
|- id="Rossini"
! Rossini
| <center>[[Image:Rossini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.14" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .14
| [[Chemicals#White Wine|White Wine]] + [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]]
| 
 
|- id="Blackberry Bramble"
! Blackberry Bramble
| <center>[[Image:Blackberrybramble.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.14" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .14
| Gin + [[Chemicals#Blackberry Juice|Blackberry Juice]] + Lemon Juice
| 
 
|- id="French Martini"
! French Martini
| <center>[[Image:Frenchmartini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.14" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .14
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Raspberry Juice|Raspberry Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]]
|
 
|- id="Jazzberry Hard Lemonade"
! Jazzberry Hard Lemonade
| <center>[[Image:Jazzberryhardlemonade.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.14" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .14
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Blue Raspberry Juice|Blue Raspberry Juice]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
| Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
|
 
|- id="Long Beach Iced Tea"
! Long Beach Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:DrinkLongBeachIcedTea.png|13px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Tequila + [[#Bliss on the Beach|Bliss on the Beach]] +<br>Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
|
 
|- id="Long Island Iced Tea"
! Long Island Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:DrinkLongIslandIcedTeaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Tequila + [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Rum +<br>Gin + Lemon j. + Cola {{OR}} Tequila + [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Gin + Lemon j. + [[#Rum and Cola|Rum and Cola]]
|
 
|- id="Three Mile Island Iced Tea"
! Three Mile Island Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:DrinkThreeMileIslandIcedTeaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + [[Foods and Drinks#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]]
| Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
 
|- id="Ling Island Iced Tea"
! Ling Island Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:DrinkLingIslandIcedTeaV3.png|10px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]] + [[Chemicals#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] @ 374 K
| You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol. 
 
|- id="Squeeze"
! Squeeze
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSqueezeV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Bread|Bread (reagent)]] + [[Chemicals#Welding Fuel|Welding fuel]]
| Stuns and infects the consumer with [[Virus#Known viruses|food poisoning]].
 
|- id="Honky Tonic"
! Honky Tonic
| <center>[[Image:DrinkHonkyTonicV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| Tonic Water + [[Chemicals#Space Lube|Space Lube]] + [[Chemicals#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] + [[Chemicals#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]
| A very [[Clown]]-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
 
|- id="Freeze"
! Freeze
| <center>[[Image:DrinkFreezeV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 4
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Freeze Hint|Secret!]]
| Stuns, makes you [[Adventure Zone#Theta Outpost|Ice Moon]] cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
 
|- id="Dragon's Breath"
! Dragon's Breath
| <center>[[Image:DrinkDragonsBreathV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 5
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Dragon's Breath Hint|Secret!]]
| Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]].
 
|- id="Grog"
! Grog
| <center>[[Image:DrinkGrogV3.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 5
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Grog Hint|Secret!]]
| Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
 
|- id="Mutini"
! Mutini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMutiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Mutini Hint|Secret!]]
| Grants hella loads of [[Guide to Genetics#Possible Mutations|mutations]], then removes them all when it exits your system.
 
|- id="Sheltergrog"
! Sheltergrog
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSheltergrogV3.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1.8" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .8
| [[Chemicals#Sheltergrog Hint|Secret!]]
| Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
 
|- id="Bombini"
! Bombini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBombiniV3.png|10px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[Chemicals#Bombini Hint|Secret!]]
| Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.
|}
 
====Non-Alcoholic Drinks====
For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any [[Chemicals#Ethanol|ethanol]]. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.
 
{| style="font-size: 100%;" class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|-
! Item
! class="unsortable" | Icon
! Recipe
! class="unsortable" | Info
 
|- id="Fruit Wedges"
! Fruit wedges
| <center>[[Image:FruitWedgesV3.png]]</center>
| [[Image:OrangeV3.png]] / [[Image:LimeV3.png]] / [[Image:LemonV3.png]] / [[File:GrapefruitV2.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]
| Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively [[Guide to Botany#Grapefruit|grown via botany]].
 
|- id="Maraschino cherry"
! Maraschino cherry
| <center>[[Image:MaraschinoCherry.png]]</center>
| [[File:CherryV4.png]] + [[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]
|
 
|- id="Soda Water"
! Soda Water
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSodaWaterV3.png|8px]]</center>
| Carbon + Oxygen + Water
| A cocktail ingredient.
 
|- id="Cola"
! Cola
| <center>[[Image:DrinkColaV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[#Soda Water|Soda Water]] + Sugar
| Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
 
|- id="Simple Syrup"
! Simple Syrup
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSimpleSyrupV3.png|8px]]</center>
| Sugar + Water heated to 180
| Another cocktail ingredient.
 
|- id="Lemonade"
! Lemonade
| <center>[[Image:DrinkLemonadeV3.png|17px]]</center>
| Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
|
 
|- id="Pink Lemonade"
! Pink Lemonade
| <center>[[Image:DrinkPinkLemonadeV3.png|17px]]</center>
| [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + Grenadine
|
 
|- id="Limeade"
! Limeade
| <center>[[Image:DrinkLimeadeV3.png|17px]]</center>
| Lime juice + Sugar
|
 
|- id="Egg Nog"
! Egg nog
| <center>[[Image:DrinkEggNogV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[#Egg|Egg]] + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
| Decays into 1.2u sugar
 
|- id="Chocolate Milk"
! Chocolate milk
| <center>[[Image:DrinkChocolateMilkV3.png|8px]]</center>
| Chocolate + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Strawberry Milk"
! Strawberry milk
| <center>[[Image:DrinkStrawberryMilkV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry juice]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Fruit Punch"
! Fruit Punch
| <center>[[Image:Fruitpunch.png]]</center>
| [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + [[Chemicals#Apple Juice|Apple Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Lime Juice|Lime Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]]
|
 
|- id="Milk Punch"
! Milk Punch
| <center>[[Image:Milkpunch.png]]</center>
| [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + [[Chemicals#Apple Juice|Apple Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Lime Juice|Lime Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]] + [[#Milk|Milk]] {{OR}} [[#Fruit Punch|Fruit Punch]] (5) + [[#Milk|Milk]] (1)
|
 
|- id="Sweet Tea"
! Sweet tea
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSweetTeaV3.png|17px]]</center>
| [[#Tea|Tea]] + Sugar
|
 
|- id="Half and Half"
! Half and Half
| <center>[[Image:DrinkHalfAndHalfV3.png|17px]]</center>
| [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] + Lemon juice {{OR}} [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] {{OR}} [[#Tea|Tea]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
| Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
 
|- id="Bilk"
! Bilk
| <center>[[Image:DrinkBilkV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
| Despite being made from [[Chemicals#Beer|beer]], this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping [[Doctoring#LOSEBREATH|LOSEBREATH]] and {{OXY}} at a treatable level, like a weaker version of [[Chemicals#Ephedrine|ephedrine]].
 
|- id="Honey Tea"
! Tea with honey
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTeaWithHoneyV3.png|13px]]</center>
| [[#Tea|Tea]] + [[#Honey|Honey]]
| Makes you feel relaxed.
 
|- id="Mint Tea"
! Tea with mint
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTeaWithMintV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[#Tea|Tea]] + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
|
 
|- id="Triple Citrus"
! Triple Citrus
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTripleCitrusV3.png|15px]]</center>
| Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice
| Heals a little bit of [[Doctoring#Toxin|{{TOX}}]] damage.
 
|- id="Expresso"
! Expresso
| <center>[[Image:DrinkExpressoV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]] + [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]]
| Hurts your [[Doctoring#Brain|brain]] real bad.
 
|- id="Triple Triple"
! Triple Triple
| <center>[[Image:DrinkTripleTripleV3.png|8px]]</center>
| [[#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]] + [[Chemicals#Triplepiss|Triplepiss]] + [[Chemicals#Triple Meth|Triple meth]]
| Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
 
|- id="Ecto Cooler"
! Ecto Cooler
| <center>[[Image:DrinkEctoCoolerV3.png|10px]]</center>
| [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] + [[Chemicals#Uranium|Uranium]] + Orange juice
| Decays into [[Chemicals#VHFCS|VHFCS]] and has a chance to produce [[Chemicals#Strange Green Goop|strange green goop]] as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
 
|- id="Mewtini"
! Mewtini
| <center>[[Image:DrinkMewtiniV3.png|12px]]</center>
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs|Cat Drugs]] + [[Chemicals#Mutini Hint|Mutini]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]] + [[Chemicals#Catonium|Catonium]]
| Infects you with [[Virus#Toxoplasmosis|toxoplasmosis]], which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the [[Captain's Quarters]], not ''those'' kind.
 
|- id="Sheltestgrog"
! Sheltestgrog
| <center>[[Image:DrinkSheltestgrogV3.png|15px]]</center>
| [[Chemicals#Sheltestgrog Hint|Secret!]]
| Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*
 
|}
 
===Dispenser===
[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]]
The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare [[#Alcoholic Cocktails|alcoholic]] and [[#Non-Alcoholic Drinks|non-alcoholic refreshments]]. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.
 
 
===Still===
[[Image:Still.png]]
Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative [[Bartender]], as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!
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{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|-
! class="unsortable"| Icon
! Input
! style="width:13em" | Output 1
! style="width:13em" | Output 2
|-
| <center>[[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Wheat]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Wheat|Wheat]]
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]]
| {{N/a|sort=Z|}}
|-
| <center>[[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat|Durum Wheat]]
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]]
| {{N/a|sort=Z|}}
|-
| <center>[[Image:SteelWheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat|Steelwheat]]
| [[Chemicals#Beer|Beer]]
| Iron
|-
| <center>[[Image:Roburger.png|link=#Roburger]]</center>
| [[#Roburger|Roburger]]
| [[Chemicals#Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier|Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier]]
| {{N/a|sort=Z|}}
|-
| <center>[[Image:Cheeseborger.png|link=#Cheeseborger]]</center>
| [[#Cheeseborger|Cheeseborger]]
| [[Chemicals#Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier|Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier]]
| rowspan=22 {{N/a|sort=Z|}}
|-
| <center>[[Image:AppleV3.png|link=#Apple]]</center>
| [[#Apple|Apple]]
| Cider
|-
| <center>[[File:PearV2.png|link=#Guide to Botany#Pear]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Pear|Pear]]
| Cider
<!-- No way to legitimately obtain sickly pears, but keeping this recipe here in case it gets added back in.
|-
| <center>[[File:PearV2.png|link=#Guide to Botany#Sickly Pear]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Sickly Pear|Pear]]
| Cider
| [[Chemicals#Rotting|Rotting]]
-->
|-
| <center>[[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]]</center>
| [[#Honey|Honey]]
| Mead
|-
| <center>[[File:GrapesV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Grape]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Grape|Grapes]]
| Wine
|-
| <center>[[File:CherryV4.png|link=Guide to Botany#Cherry]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Cherry|Cherry]]
| Wine
|-
| <center>[[Image:GreenGrapesV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Green Grape]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Green Grape|Green Grapes]]
| White Wine
|-
| <center>[[Image:PotatoV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Potato]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Potato|Potato]]
| Vodka
|-
| <center>[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Corn]]</center>
| [[#Corn|Corn cob]]
| Bourbon
|-
| <center>[[Image:Rice.png|link=Guide to Botany#Rice]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Rice|Rice sprig]]
| Rice wine
|-
| <center>[[Image:SugarcaneV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sugar]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Sugar|Sugarcane]]
| Rum
|-
| <center>[[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]</center>
| [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
| Rum
|-
| <center>[[File:ClearCornCobV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Clear Corn]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Clear Corn|Clear corn cob]]
| [[Chemicals#Ethanol|Ethanol]]
|-
| <center>[[File:GrapefruitV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Grapefruit]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Grapefruit|Grapefruit]]
| [[Chemicals#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit juice]]
|-
| <center>[[File:AsomnaBarkV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Asomna]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Asomna|Asomna Bark]]
| Tea
|-
| <center>[[Image:CatnipV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Catnip]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Catnip|Nepeta cataria]]
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs|Cat drugs]]
|-
| <center>[[File:TobaccoLeaf.png|link=Guide to Botany#Tobacco]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Tobacco|Tobacco]]
| [[Chemicals#Nicotine|Nicotine]]
|-
| <center>[[File:TwobaccoLeaf.gif|link=Guide to Botany#Twobacco]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Twobacco|Twobacco]]
| [[Chemicals#Nicotwaine|Nicotwaine]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=Guide to Botany#Mint]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Mint|Mint leaf]]
| [[Chemicals#Menthol|Menthol]]
|-
| <center>[[File:GoldenPeaPod-32x32.png]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Golden Pea Pod|Golden pea pod]]
| [[Chemicals#Ammonia|Ammonia]]
|-
| <center>[[File:BiliousIpecacuanhaRoot.png]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|Bilious ipecacuanha root]]
| [[Chemicals#Green Vomit|Green vomit]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:SassafrasRootV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sassafras]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Sassafras|Sassafras root]]
| [[Chemicals#Sarsaparilla|Sarsaparilla]]
|-
| <center>[[File:CannabisLeafV2.png|link=#Guide to Botany#Cannabis]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Cannabis|Cannabis leaf]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
| [[Chemicals#Cannabidiol|CBD]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:RainbowWeed.gif|link=Guide to Botany#Rainbow Weed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Rainbow Weed|Rainbow Weed]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
| [[Chemicals#Lysergic Acid Diethylamide|LSD]]
|-
| <center>[[File:LifeWeedV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lifeweed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Lifeweed|Lifeweed]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
|[[Chemicals#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|-
| <center>[[File:DeathWeedV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Deathweed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Deathweed|Deathweed]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
| [[Chemicals#Cyanide|Cyanide]]
|-
| <center>[[File:OmegaWeedV2.gif|link=Guide to Botany#Omega Weed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|Omega Weed]]
| colspan=2 data-sort-value="ZZ"|Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!
Expand for full list:
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:70%">
<div style="font-weight:bold">Omega Weed Output</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
*[[Chemicals#Atropine|Atropine]]
*[[Chemicals#Bath Salts|Bath salts]]
*[[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
*[[Chemicals#Cat Drugs|Cat drugs]]
*[[Chemicals#Crank|Crank]]
*[[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
*[[Chemicals#Hairgrownium|Hairgrownium]]
*[[Chemicals#Haloperidol|Haloperidol]]
*[[Chemicals#Histamine|Histamine]]
*[[Chemicals#Itching Powder|Itching powder]]
*[[Chemicals#Krokodil|Krokodil]]
*[[Chemicals#Lithium|Lithium]]
*[[Chemicals#Lysergic Acid Diethylamide|LSD]]
*[[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]]
*[[Chemicals#Mercury|Mercury]]
*[[Chemicals#Psilocybin|Psilocybin]]
*[[Chemicals#Space Drugs|Space drugs]]
*[[#Suicider|Suicider]]
*[[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
</div></div>
|-
| <center>[[File:DiscountDanBurritosV2.gif|link=#Descuento Danito's Burritos]]</center>
| [[#Descuento Danito's Burritos|Descuento Danito's Burritos]]
| [[Chemicals#Sewage|Sewage]]
| [[Chemicals#Ethanol|Ethanol]]
 
|-
| <center>[[File:LittleDannySnackCake.png|link=#Little Danny's Snack Cake]]</center>
| [[#Little Danny's Snack Cake|Little Danny's Snack Cake]]
| [[Chemicals#Sewage|Sewage]]
| [[Chemicals#????|????]]
 
|-
| <center>[[File:LittleDannyLegallyDistinctCremeFilledSnackLoaf.png|link=#Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf]]</center>
| [[#Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf|Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf]]
| [[Chemicals#Sewage|Sewage]]
| [[Chemicals#Mucus|Mucus]]
|}
 
===Juice-O-Matic===
[[File:JuicerV2-32x32.png]]
An old [[Cyborg]] tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable [[Chemistry#Reagent Extractor|reagent extractor]]. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|-
! class="unsortable" | Icon
! Input
! Output
! class="unsortable" | Info
 
|-
| [[File:OrangeV3.png|center]]
| Orange
| Orange Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:LemonV3.png|center]]
| Lemon
| Lemon Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:LimeV3.png|center]] 
| Lime
| Lime Juice
|
 
|- id="Pineapple Juice"
| [[File:PineappleV2.png|center]] 
| Pineapple
| Pineapple Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:AppleV3.png|center]] 
| Apple
| Apple Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:StrawberryV2.png|center]] 
| Strawberry
| Strawberry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:Raspberry.png|center]] 
| Raspberry
| Raspberry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:Blackberry.png|center]] 
| Blackberry
| Blackberry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:Blueraspberry.png|center]] 
| Blue Raspberry
| Blue Raspberry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:CherryV4.png|center]] 
| Cherry
| Cherry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:TomatoV3.png|center]] 
| Tomato
| Tomato Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:CoffeeBerriesV3.png|center]] 
| Coffee berries
| Coffee
|
 
|-
| [[File:MelonV2.png|center]] 
| Watermelon
| Water
|
 
|-
| [[File:EggplantV3.png|center]] 
| Eggplant
| Nicotine
|
 
|-
| [[File:RainbowMelonV2.png|center]] 
| Rainbow Melon
| [[Chemicals#George Melonium|George Melonium]]
| Feel lucky?
 
|-
| [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|center]] 
| Chili pepper
| [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
 
|-
| [[File:GhostlierChiliV3.gif|center]]
| Fiery chili
| [[Chemicals#Ghost Chili Juice|Ghost Chili Juice]]
| ''Extremely'' spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
 
|-
| [[Image:SlurrypodV2.png|center]]
| Slurrypod
| [[Chemicals#Toxic Slurry|Toxic Slurry]]
| A poison found in [[Guide to Botany#Slurrypod|slurrypods]].
 
|-
| [[File:GlowingSlurrypodV2.gif|center]]
| Glowing slurrypod
| [[Chemicals#Glowing Slurry|Glowing Slurry]]
| A highly-potent mutagen made from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Slurrypod|omega slurrypods]].
 
|-
| [[Image:DeliciousAppleV3.png|center]]
| Delicious apple
| [[Chemicals#Capulettium|Capulettium]]
| Fakes death somewhat.
 
|-
| [[Image:ChillyPepperV2.png|center]]
| Chilly pepper
| [[Chemicals#Cryostylane|Cryostylane]]
| Chilling. Very chilling.
|-
| [[File:GarlicV3.png|center]] 
| Garlic
| Holy Water
| Hurts [[Vampire|vampires]].
 
|-
| [[Image:BloodOrangeV2.png|center]] 
| Blood Orange
| Changeling Blood
| Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
 
|-
| [[File:CornCobV2.png|center]] 
| Corn cob
| [[Chemicals#Corn Starch|Corn Starch]]
| Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
 
|-
| [[File:SoybeanPodV2.png|center]] 
| Soybean
| [[Chemicals#Space-Soybean Oil|Space Soybean Oil]]
| Grease, basically.
 
|-
| [[File:SoylentChartreuseV2.png|center]] 
| Soylent Chartreuse
| [[Chemicals#Space-Soybean Oil|Space Soybean Oil]]
| Grease, basically.
|}
 
=== Espresso Machine ===
[[Image:EspressoCup.png]] [[Image:EspressoCupRack.png]] [[Image:EspressoMachine.png]]
Some people don't want ''just'' coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want ''special'' coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a ''different'' plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose ''Make espresso'', and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!
 
Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
! Setting
! class="unsortable" | Description
|-
| Espresso
| Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
|-
| Latte
| A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
|-
| Mocha
| Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
|-
| Cappuccino
| Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
|-
| Americano
| Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
|-
| Decaf
| 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
|-
| Flat White
| Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.
|}
===Coffeemakers===
[[Image:CoffeemakersV2.png]] [[Image:CoffeeCupRack.png]] [[Image:CoffeeMug.png]]
Machines in various department-specific break rooms in [[Manta]] that make plain [[Chemicals#Coffee|coffee]]. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose ''Brew coffee''. Then, click on it again and choose ''Remove carafe'' to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.
 
Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.
 
==Other Food-Related Items==
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="FoodTech"
|[[File:FoodTechV2-32x32.png|center]]||FoodTech||Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with [[Kitchen]] access.
|- id="Glassware Recycler"
|[[Image:KitchenwareRecyclerNew.png|center]]||Glassware Recycler||Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
|- id="Ice Dispenser"
|[[Image:Icedispenser.png|center]]||Ice Dispenser||A countertop machine that when hit with a container adds ice to the holder. Much more efficient than freezing beakers of water in the [[Chemistry#Heating.2FCooling_Unit|Reagent Heater]], though that works too. When hit with an empty hand, deposits one [[Guide to Mining#Ice|ice chunk]] that can then be added to a drink container or chewed on. One unit of ice cools two units of reagents in a container.
|- id="Hotdog Cart"
|[[File:HotDogCartV2.png|center]]||Hotdog cart||Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. There is a [[Syndicate Items#Syndicate Hot Dog Cart|syndicate version]] with the added ability to crush people into meat.
|- id="Drinking Glass"
|[[Image:DrinkingGlasses2.png|center]]||Drinking glass||All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into [[Science Objects#Chem Dispenser|chem dispeners]]. Comes in the following varieties:
*[[Image:DrinkingGlassV2.png]] - Drinking glass - 50 units
*[[Image:WineGlassV2.png]] - Wine glass - 30 units
*[[Image:CocktailGlassV2.png]] - Cocktail glass - 20 units
*[[Image:OldFashionedGlassV2.png]] - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units
*[[Image:ChampagneFluteV2.png]] - Champagne flute - 20 units
*[[Image:ShotGlassV2.png]] - Shot glass - 15 units
*[[Image:RoundGlassV2.png]] - Round glass - 100 units
You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or [[Guide to Genetics#Dyspraxia|clumsy]] can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.
|- id="Coconut Shell"
|[[Image:CoconutShellV2.png|center]]||Coconut shell||A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some [[Guide to Botany#Coconut|coconuts]] for these.
|- id="Red Duo Cup"
|[[Image:RedDuoCup.png|center]]||Red Duo Cup||An iconic drink container found in [[Quartermaster#Party Supplies|Party Supplies crates]] from the [[Quartermaster]]. Holds 30 units.
|- id="Mug"
|[[Image:Mug.png|center]]||Mug||Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from [[#GTM|GTMs]] can hold 120.
|- id="Water Bottle"
|[[File:waterbottle.png|center]]||Water bottle|| Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of [[Chemicals#Water|water]].
|- id="Pitcher"
|[[Image:GlassPitcherV2.png|center]]||Pitcher||For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
|- id="Cocktail Shaker"
|[[Image:Cocktail_shaker.png|13px|center]]||Cocktail shaker||Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any [[chemicals]]. [[Bartender]] spawns with one, and there's one in the [[#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]] and [[Quartermaster#Cocktail Party Supplies|Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate]]
 
Shares many of the same functionalities as [[#Pitcher|pitchers]]: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.
|- id="Plate"
|[[File:PlateV2.png|center]]||Plate||Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
 
Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor.  Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates.
 
You can click on someone while on {{Harm}} intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly them so that they fall over and drop their items and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. If the person has some sort of helmet on (e.g. a [[Security Objects#Helmet|sec helmet]] or a [[Engineering Objects#Hard Hat|hard hat]]) or is a [[Cyborg]] or [[Wraith|other human-adjacent]], then they instead take 150 stamina damage and become disoriented briefly.
 
Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being [[Guide to Genetics#Dyspraxia|clumsy]] will randomly make you drop it for no reason. 
|- id="Serving Tray"
|[[Image:ServingTray.png|center]]||Serving Tray||Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
 
Clicking on someone with the tray while on {{Harm}} intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a second of weakness and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with the plates, those with sturdier heads (such as [[Cyborg|Cyborgs]]) or protective headwear (such as a [[Security Objects#Helmet|sec helmet]] or [[Clothing#Space Helmet|space helmet]]) are more resistent to the weakness and may not fall over at all.
 
As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being [[Guide to Genetics#Dyspraxia|clumsy]] or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.
 
|- id="Donut Box"
|<center>[[Image:DonutBoxV2.png]][[Image:DonutBox5V2.png]]</center>||Donut Box||A number of these are around station but particularly they cover the tables of [[Security_(place)|Security]]. They contain six [[#Donut|donuts]] each, either of the pink-frosted with sprinkles or unfrosted kind. They can also be refilled with [[#Donuts|custom creations]]. To take them to go, click-drag the box onto your character sprite. The boxes can fit in [[Clothing#Backpack|backpacks]].
 
|- id="Kitchen Island"
|[[Image:KitchenIslandV2.png|center]]||Kitchen Island||Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. You can also click on the island itself with an empty hand to apply/release the brakes, in case you need it to stop/start being movable.
|- id="Bowl"
|[[Image:Bowl.png|center]]||Bowl||For holding food, such as [[Foods and Drinks#Snacks|cereal]], gruel, or [[#Stove|soup]].
|- id="Spoon"
|[[File:SpoonV2.png|center]]||Spoon||Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing ''Rotate''. Found in the [[Kitchen]]'s cutlery set boxes and [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]].
|- id="Fork"
|[[File:ForkV2.png|center]]||Fork||Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing ''Rotate''. Found in the [[Kitchen]]'s cutlery set boxes and [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]].
|- id="Knife"
|[[File:KnifeV2.png|center]]||Knife||Used for [[Foods#Animal Slaughter|slaughtering animals]] and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing ''Rotate''. Found in the [[Kitchen]]'s cutlery set boxes and [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]] and fruit wedge kits from the [[#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].
|- id="Plastic Spoon"
|[[File:PlasticSpoonsV2.png|center]]||Plastic spoon||Cheap-ass version of the [[#Spoon|metal spoon]] from red snack machines. Works just like the [[#Spoon|regular spoon]], but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
|- id="Plastic Fork"
|[[File:PlasticForksV2.png|center]]||Plastic fork||Works like the [[#Fork|metal fork]], but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
|- id="Plastic Knife"
|[[File:PlasticKnivesV2.png|center]]||Plastic knife||A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the [[#Knife|regular knife]], but with a 20% chance to ''*snap*'' with each use.
|- id="Package of Plastic Silverware"
|[[File:PackageOfPlasticSilverware.png|center]]||Package of plastic silverware|| A complete [[#Plastic Spoon|plastic spoon]], [[#Plastic Fork|plastic fork]], and [[#Plastic Knife|plastic knife]] set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.
|- id="Chopsticks"
|[[File:ChopsticksWrapped.png|center]]||Chopsticks||[[#Fork|Fork]]-substitutes found in the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping ([[File:ChopsticksStowed.png]]), click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage ([[File:ChopsticksOpen.png]]). Clicking on them with a piece of [[General Objects#Paper|paper]] gives the the wrapper back.
|- id="Pizza Cutter"
|[[File:PizzaCutterV2.png|center]]||Pizza Cutter||Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
|- id="Bread Knife"
|[[File:BreadKnifeV2.png|center]]||Bread knife||Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the [[#Knife|regular knife]]. However, it does less than half the damage.
|- id="Meatcleaver"
|[[File:MeatcleaverV2.png|center]]||Meatcleaver||Has same functions as the [[#Knife|knife]], but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 {{BRUTE}} and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 {{BRUTE}}, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. The [[Chef]] spawns with this.
|- id="Rolling Pin"
|[[File:RollingPinV2.png|center]]||Rolling pin||Required to prepare pizza bases.
|- id="Soup Pot"
|[[File:SoupPot.png|center]]||Soup pot||Essential for making [[#Stove|custom soup]]. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup. 
|- id="Ladle"
|[[File:Ladle.png|center]]||Ladle||Used for transferring [[#Stove|soup]] from a [[#Soup Pot|soup pot]] into a [[#Bowl|bowl]].
|- id="Bacon Strips"
|[[File:BaconBox.png|center]]||Bacon strips||Contains 7x [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]]. One always spawns in  the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator, and every [[Quartermaster#Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate|Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate from Cargo]] is guaranteed to have two of them. You can also sometimes get them from stockings and randomly-generated [[General Objects#Gift|gifts]].
|- id="Donk-Pockets Box"
|[[File:DonkPocketsKit.png|center]]|| Donk-Pockets Box||Contains 6x (cold) [[File:DonkPocketV2.png|link=#Donk Pocket]]. Better [[#Warming Donk Pocket|warmed up]]. Found in the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator.
|- id="Sushi Box"
|[[File:SushiBox.png|center]]||Sushi box||Contains 1x [[#Rolling Mat|rolling mat]], 3x [[#Seaweed Sheets|seaweed sheet]], and 3x [[#Rice|rice]]. Often found in the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator.
|- id="Rolling Mat"
|[[File:RollingMat.png|center]]||Rolling mat||Essential for making [[#Custom Sushi Roll|custom sushi rolls]]. Found in [[#Sushi Box|sushi boxes]].
|- id="Shakers"
|<center>[[File:SaltShakerV2.png]][[File:PepperShakerV2.png]]</center>||Shakers||Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
|- id="Condiment Bottles"
|<center>[[Image:KetchupBottle.png]][[Image:MustardBottle.png]]</center>||Condiment bottles||Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
|- id="Icing Tube"
|[[File:IcingTubeNew.png|center]]||Icing tube||Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any [[Chemicals|chemical]]. Found in every [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]
|- id="Popsicle Stick"
|[[Image:Popsicle-stick.png|center]]||Popsicle stick||End result of eating a [[#Popsicle|popsicle]]. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes.
|- id="Candle"
|<center>[[File:Candle.png]] [[File:SmallCandle.png]]</center>||Candle||Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from [[Quartermaster#Candle Crate|Cargo]].
|- id="Party Button"
|[[Image:PartyButton.png|center]]||Party button||When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
|- id="Produce Satchel"
|[[File:Satchel(b).jpg|center]]||Produce satchel||This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
|- id="Banana Peel"
|[[File:bananapeel.png|center]]||Banana peel||Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
|- id="Fish"
|[[File:fish.png|center]]||Fish||Can be used to slap people around.
|- id="Seaweed"
|[[Image:Seaweed.png|center]]||Seaweed||Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
|- id="Goodybag"
|[[File:GoodyBagV2-32x32.png|center]]||Goodybag||Contains up to 6 random candies. A [[Clown]] favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
|- id="Golden Ticket"
|[[Image:GoldenTicket.png|center]]||Golden ticket||A special ticket that may appear after eating a [[#Descuento Danito's Burritos|Descuento Danito's Burrito]]. Redeem it at a [[#GTM|GTM]] for a prize!
|- id="GTM"
|[[Image:GoldenTicketMachine.png|center]]||Golden ticket machine (GTM)|| A machine hidden somewhere in the station's [[maintenance]] tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for [[#Golden Ticket|Golden Tickets]].
|- id="Lunchbox"
|[[File:Lunchboxes.gif|center]]||Lunchbox|| Stylish reskinned [[General Objects#Box|box]] for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]] comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a [[Traits#Lunchbox|trait]] and [[Spacebux#Purchaseable Items|Spacebux purchase]] that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.
|}
 
==Chef's Cookbook==
[[Image:ConvectionOvenV2.gif]] Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the [[Chef|chef]] should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in [[Hydroponics|hydroponics]], some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.
 
Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.
 
Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like [[To Serve Man]], you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.
 
Unlike [[To Serve Man]], this cookbook is also semi-interactive. '''If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient.''' For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?
 
===[[File:FoodProcessorV2.gif]] Ingredients ===
This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor [[Image:FoodProcessor.png]], a machine in the [[Kitchen]] that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the [[Quartermaster|Quartermasters]] wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.
 
====Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter====
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Flour"
|[[Image:IngredientFlourV2.png]] Flour||[[Image:foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat.||None
|- id="Rice"
|[[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png]] Rice||[[Image:rice.png|link=Guide to Botany#Rice]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.||None
|- id="Oatmeal"
|[[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png]] Oatmeal||[[Image:Oats.png|link=Guide to Botany#Oats]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Perfect for space horses. If there were any.||None
|- id="Semolina Flour"
|[[Image:IngredientSemolinaV2.png]] Semolina Flour||[[Image:foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation||None
|- id="Curry Powder"
|[[Image:Curry powder.png]] Curry Powder||[[Image:Turmeric root.png|link=Guide to Botany#Turmeric]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question.||None
|- id="Spaghetti"
|[[Image:IngSpag.png]] Spaghetti||[[Image:PastaSheetV2.png|link=#Pasta Sheet]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".||None
|- id="Iron Fillings"
|[[Image:IngredientIronFillingsV2.png]] Iron fillings||[[Image:SteelWheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||None
|- id="Chocolate Chips"
|[[Image:IngredientChocolateChipsV2.png]] Chocolate chips||[[Image:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||None
|- id="Sugar"
|[[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png]] Sugar||[[Image:SugarcaneV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sugarcane]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||A prized part of confectioneries||None
|- id="Semolina Dough"
|[[File:SemolinaDoughV2.png]] Semolina Dough||[[Image:IngredientSemolinaV2.png|link=#Semolina Flour]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey.||None
|- id="Pasta Sheet"
|[[Image:PastaSheetV2.png]] Pasta Sheet||[[File:SemolinaDoughV2.png|link=#Semolina Dough]] + [[File:RollingPinV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Now you can make it into sponghatti!||None
|- id="Dough"
|[[File:DoughV2.png]] Dough||[[Image:IngredientFlourV2.png|link=#Flour]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. [[Cyborg|Cyborgs]] aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink||None
|- id="Sweet Dough"
|[[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet dough||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||The beginnings of confectioneries.||None
|- id="Cookie Dough"
|[[File:CookieDoughV2.png]] 4x Cookie doughs||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!||None
|- id="Dough Strip"
|[[File:DoughStripV2.png]] Dough strip||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.||None
|- id="Dough Circle"
|[[File:DoughCircleV2.png]] Dough circle||[[File:DoughStripV2.png|link=#Dough Strip]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Click on the dough strip in your hand.||None
|- id="Holey Dough"
|[[File:HoleyDoughV2.png]] Holey dough||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:ForkV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Not Holy.||None
|- id="Ice Cream Cone"
|[[Image:IceCreamConeV2.png]] Ice cream cone||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||None
|- id="Pancake Batter"
|[[Image:IngredientPancakeMixV2.png]] Pancake batter||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Pancakes without a pan.||None
|- id="Wonton Wrapper"
|[[File:WontonWrapper.png]] 4x Wonton wrappers ||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:MixerNew.png]] ||Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Unfinished Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Unfinished Pizza base.png]] Unfinished pizza base||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RollingPinV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| Click on it again to knead it back into [[#Dough|dough]].||None
|- id="Half-Finished Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Half-finished pizza base.png]] Half-finished pizza base||[[File:Unfinished Pizza base.png|link=#Unfinished Pizza Base]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]/[[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Half-way to pizza.||None
|- id="Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Pizza base.png]] Pizza base||[[File:Half-finished pizza base.png|#Half-Finished Pizza Base]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings.||None
|- id="Tortilla"
|[[Image:Tortilla.png]] 3x Tortillas||[[File:Unfinished Pizza base.png|link=#Unfinished Pizza Base]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco.||None.
|}
 
====Meats And Meat Products====
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Monkey Meat"
|[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]] Monkey meat||[[File:MonkeyResprite64.png|32px]]||[[Image:MeatSpike.png]]|| Click on the [[monkey]] with {{Grab}} intent, then '''very quickly''', click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.[[Monkey|Monkeys]] controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive. <br><br>Putting them into the gibber is also fine. ||None
|- id="Human Meat"
|[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]] Human meat||[[File:TouristNew64.png|32px]]||[[Image:Gibber.png]]||You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with {{Grab}} intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. [[Monkey|Monkeys]] can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction. ||None
|- id="Synthmeat"
|[[File:SynthmeatV2.png]] Synthmeat||[[File:SynthmeatPlantV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a [[Guide to Botany#Synthmeat|synthmeat plant]]. Or, in other words, ask a local [[Botanist]]. ||None
|- id="Fish Fillet"
|[[File:FishFilletV2.png]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png]] Fish fillet|| [[Image:fish.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Different kinds of fish exist.||None
|- id="Small Fish Fillet"
|[[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png]] Small fish fillet || [[Image:OshanFish.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| Several varieties of fish exist outside [[Oshan Lab]].||None
|- id="Mystery Meat"
|[[File:MysteryMeatV2.png]] Mystery meat||[[File:Remy.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||  Dubious nutritional value! [[#Knife|Knives]] and similar cutting implements can be used on dead [[critter]]s to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking. <br><br>If you are a [[Chef]], you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as [[Jobs#Gimmick Jobs|Sous Chef]] too, but it has a 30% chance of failing.||None
|- id="Meatal"
|[[File:Meatal.png]] Meatal||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||If you are a [[Chef]], you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as [[Jobs#Gimmick Jobs|Sous Chef]], but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of [[Chemicals#Nanomachines|nanomachines]].<br><Br>Usable in any recipes that also use [[#Mystery Meat|mystery meat]]. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil. ||None
|- id="Chicken Nugget"
|[[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png]] Chicken nugget||[[File:WhiteHen.png|32px]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|||Kill a [[Rancher#Chicken Breeds|chicken]], then click on it with a [[#Knife|knife]] or similar instrument. In addition, the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of [[#Mystery Meat|mystery meat]] in most specific recipes.||None
|- id="Spicy Nugget"
|[[File:SpicyNugget.png]] Spicy nugget||[[File:SpicyHenV2.png|32px]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Kill a [[Rancher#Spicy Chicken|spicy chicken]] (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a [[#Knife|knife]] or similar. Can also be used in place of [[#Mystery Meat|mystery meat]] in most of the recipes that use it.||None
|- id="Flock Nugget"
|[[Image:FlockNugget.png]]Flock nugget||[[File:Featherdrone.gif|32px]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Kill a [[Flockmind#Flockdrone|Flockdrone]], then click on the...remains with a [[#Knife|knife]] or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the [[Debris Field]] in space maps and north of the station on [[Oshan Lab]]. <br><Br>As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a [[#Chicken Nugget|regular chicken nugget]], namely in that it can be used as a substitute for [[#Mystery Meat|mystery meat]] in most recipes that call for it.||None
|- id="Brain"
|[[File:BrainV2.png]] Brain||[[File:Scalpel.png]] + [[File:CircSaw.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You extract a brain out of a [[monkey]] or person through [[Doctoring#Brain Humanoid Corpse|surgery]]. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery ''if'' the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the [[Rules]] unless you're an [[antagonist]]. You probably also want to ask for help from a [[Medical Doctor]] or [[Roboticist]] to get this.<br><br>It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around [[Oshan Lab]]) and then using a [[#Knife|knife]] or similar on their corpse (which also gives you [[#Small Fish Fillet|small fish fillet]]), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill.||None.
|- id="SICcore"
|[[Image:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif]] Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of [[#Brain|humand(oid) brains]] in most recipes that use brains. These are made a [[Making and Breaking#Robotics Manufacturer|robotics manufacturer]], which appears in [[Robotics]] and the [[Cargo Bay]]. Ask a [[Roboticist]] or [[Quartermaster]] for help with this one.||None
|- id="Synthbrain"
|[[Image:SynthbrainV2.png]] Synthbrain||[[File:SynthbrainPlantV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the [[Guide to Botany#Synthbrain|synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant]], i.e. you probably want to ask a [[Botanist]] for help getting these. ||None
|- id="Odd Crystal"
|[[Image:OddCrystal.png]] Odd crystal||[[File:Featherdrone.gif|32px]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a [[Flockmind#Flockdrone|flockdrone]], you can kill it and click on its corpse with the [[#Knife|knife]] or similar to get both this and sometimes, some [[#Flock Nugget|flock nuggets]], after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the [[Debris Field]] on maps set in outer space and north of the station on [[Oshan Lab]].||None
|- id="Butt"
|[[File:ButtV2.png]] Butt||[[File:Scalpel.png]] + [[File:CircSaw.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a [[Medical Doctor]] or [[Roboticist]] for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a [[monkey]] or person requires [[Doctoring#Butt|a particular surgical procedure]]. In a pinch, a [[#Knife|simple kitchen knife]] can substitute for a scalpel, a [[#Pizza Cutter|pizza cutter]] for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--''if'' the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone. ||None
|- id="Synthbutt"
|[[File:SyntheticButtV2.png]] Synthbutt||[[File:SynthbuttPlantV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Synthbutts are harvested from [[Guide to Botany#Synthbutt|synthbutt plants]]. In other words, try asking a [[Botanist]] to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based [[#Butt|butt]] substitute. Most recipes that use [[#Butt|butts]] from creatures will also accept synthbutts. ||None
|- id="Cyberbutt"
|[[Image:Cyberbutt.png]] Cyberbutt||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a [[Making and Breaking#Robotics Manufacturer|robotics manufacturer]] that's been [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked to make "hidden" items]]. These machines appear in [[Robotics]] and [[Cargo Bay]], so ask a [[Roboticist]] or [[Quartermaster]] for help in getting one of these.||None
|- id="Heart"
|[[Image:HeartV2.png]]Heart||[[File:Scalpel.png]] + [[File:CircSaw.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| Hearts are extracted from humans and [[Monkey|monkeys]] through a [[Doctoring#Heart|particular set of surgical procedures]]. Ask a [[Medical Doctor]] or [[Roboticist]] for help. <br><Br>Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an [[Antagonist|antagonist]]. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the [[ValuChimp]] in the [[Kitchen]].||None
|- id="Cyberheart"
|[[Image:CyberheartV2.png]] Cyberheart||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a [[Making and Breaking#Robotics Manufacturer|robotics manufacturer]], which appears in [[Robotics]] and [[Cargo Bay|Cargo]], so ask a [[Roboticist]] or [[Quartermaster]] to make one for you. ||None
|- id="Synthheart"
|[[Image:SynthheartV2.png]] Synthheart||[[File:SynthheartPlantV2.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Synthhearts are produced by the [[Guide to Botany#Synthheart|synthheart plant]], a mutation of the regular [[Guide to Botany#Synthmeat|synthmeat plant]]. Since [[Chef]] doesn't start with [[Hydroponics]] access by default, you should ask a [[Botanist]] to grow them for you.||None
|- id="Meatball"
|[[Image:MeatballV2.png]] Meatball||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Works with any kind of meat.||None
|- id="Brain Meatball"
|[[Image:MeatballV2.png]] Brain meatball||[[Image:BrainV2.png|link=#Brain]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.||None
|- id="Butt Meatball"
|[[Image:MeatballV2.png]] Butt meatball||[[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Only works with human/monkey butts.||None
|- id="Meat Paste"
|[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png]] Meat paste||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] /[[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] ||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Works with any kind of meat or fish.||None
|- id="Pepperoni Log"
|[[Image:PepperoniLogV2.png]] Pepperoni Log|| [[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat_Paste]]|| [[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Can be extracted for 40u of [[Chemicals#Pepperoni|Pepperoni]].||None
|- id="Pepperoni Slice"
|[[Image:PepperoniSliceV2.png]] 4x Pepperoni Slice|| [[Image:PepperoniLogV2.png|link=#Pepperoni Log]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]|| Extracts into 10u of [[Chemicals#Pepperoni|pepperoni]]. Great pizza topping!||None
|- id="Raw Bacon"
|[[File:RawBaconV2.png]] Raw bacon||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a [[Foods and Drinks#Bacon Strips|bacon strips box]]. Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Porktonium|porktonium]].||None
|}
 
====Dairy====
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Milk"
|[[Image:MilkBottleV2.png]] Milk||[[File:SoybeanPodV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Soybean]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as [[#Mootimer's Calcium Drink|Mootimer's Calcium Drink]] instead of Creaca's.||N/A
|- id="Cream"
|[[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png]] Cream||[[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||N/A
|- id="Custard"
|[[Image:Custard.png]] Custard||[[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||N/A
|- id="Butter"
|[[File:ButterV2.png]] Butter||[[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something.||None
|- id="Butt-er"
|[[Image:IngredientButt-erV2.png]] Butt-er||[[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] + [[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]] || [[Image:MixerNew.png]] || Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||None
|- id="Cheese"
|[[Image:CheeseV2.png]] Cheese||[[Image:FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png]] + [[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:PoolOfVomit.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||See [[#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]]. Required minimum is 10 units.||None
|-
|[[Image:CheeseV2.png]] Cheese||[[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:PoolOfVomit.png]] + [[Image:BeakerV2.png]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:ChemDispenser.png]]||Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the [[#Glassware Recycler|recycler]] to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add [[Chemicals#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]]||None
|-
|[[Image:CheeseV2.png]] Cheese||[[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:BeakerV2.png]]||[[Image:ChemDispenser.png]]||Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the [[#Glassware Recycler|recycler]] to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some [[Chemicals#Acetic Acid|acetic acid]] with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add [[Chemicals#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]], which can make a lot of cheese at once.||None
|- id="Cheese Slice"
|[[Image:Cheeseslice.png]] Cheese slice||[[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Yields 4 slices of cheese. Used in most recipes where cheese is used, though not all.||None
|- id="Weird Cheese Slice"
|[[Image:Weirdcheeseslice.png]] Weird cheese slice||[[Image:WeirdCheeseV2.png|link=#Weird Cheese]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Pretty grody, and doesn't work for recipes that don't explicitly require this. Also yields 4 slices.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Rancid Space Milk"
|[[File:MilkBottleV2.png]] Rancid Space Milk||{{N/a}}||{{N/a}}||No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the [[Mining Outpost]]. Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]]...and 25 units of [[Chemicals#Toxin|generic toxin]].||N/A
|- id="Yoghurt"
|[[File:New yoghurt.png‎]] Yoghurt||[[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Rancid Space Milk]] (rancid)||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.||None
|- id="Mootimer's Calcium Drink"
|[[File:QuiltyFarmsMilkV2.png]] Mootimer's Calcium Drink||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Can generate in place of [[#Milk|regular milk]]. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of [[#Milk|milk]] in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.||N/A
|}
 
====Produce====
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Available from!!Effects
|- id="Wheat"
|[[Image:Foodwheat.png|center]]||Wheat||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Steel Wheat"
|[[Image:SteelWheat.png|center]]||Steel Wheat||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Oats"
|[[Image:Oats.png|center]]||Oats||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Durum Wheat"
|[[Image:Foodwheat.png|center]]||Durum Wheat||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Rice Sprig"
|[[File:Rice.png|center]]||Rice Sprig||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Pumpkin"
|[[File:PumpkinV2.png|center]]||Pumpkin||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Watermelon"
|[[File:MelonV2.png|center]]||Watermelon||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Potato"
|[[File:PotatoV3.png|center]]||Potato||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Mushroom"
|[[File:MushroomV3.png|center]]||Mushroom||Hydroponics|||[[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Tomato"
|[[File:TomatoV3.png|center]]||Tomato||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Chili"
|[[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|center]]||Chili pepper||Hydroponics||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Lettuce Leaf"
|[[File:LettuceLeafV2.png|center]]||Lettuce leaf||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Cucumber"
|[[File:CucumberV2.png|center]]||Cucumber||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Carrot"
|[[File:CarrotV3.png|center]]||Carrot||Hydroponics||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Corn Cob"
|[[File:CornCobV2.png|center]]||Corn cob||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Garlic"
|[[File:GarlicV3.png|center]]||Garlic||Hydroponics||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Onion"
|[[File:OnionV3.png|center]]||Onion||Hydroponics||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Coconut"
|[[File:CoconutV2.png|center]]||Coconut||Hydroponics.||N/A
|- id="Pineapple"
|[[File:PineappleV2.png|center]]||Pineapple||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Blueberry"
|[[File:BlueberryV2.png|center]]||Blueberry||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Mint"
|[[File:MintPlant.png|center]]||Mint leaf||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Bean Pod"
|[[File:BeanPodV2.png|center]]||Bean pod||Hydroponics||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]]
|- id="Soybean"
|[[File:SoybeanPodV2.png|center]]||Soybean pod||Hydroponics||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]]
|- id="Peanuts"
|[[File:PeanutsV3.png|center]]||Peanuts||Hydroponics||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|}
====Other Ingredients====
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Egg"
|[[File:EggV2.png]] Egg||{{Missing Value|TBA}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator or [[Quartermaster#Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate|Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates]]. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out. <br><br>[[Rancher#Chickens|Chickens]] also lay eggs, so ask your local [[Rancher]] for some. While there are a ''lot'' of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to [[Guide to Botany#Free-range Egg-Plant|"grow" eggs]].||None
|- id="Ectoplasm"
|[[Image:Ectoplasm2.png]] Ectoplasm||[[Image:FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png]] + [[Image:DrinkSpookyDansV3.png|10px]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]|| Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.||[[#Damage Over Time|Damage Over Time (Toxin)]] and [[#Max Health Increased|Max Health Increased]]
|-
|[[Image:Ectoplasm2.png]] Ectoplasm||[[Image:DrinkSpookyDansV3.png|10px]] + [[Image:BeakerV2.png]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:ChemDispenser.png]]||Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the [[#Glassware Recycler|recycler]] to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or  insert it into the chemical dispenser and add [[Chemicals#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]].||[[#Damage Over Time|Damage Over Time (Toxin)]] and [[#Max Health Increased|Max Health Increased]]
|- id="Seaweed Sheet"
|[[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png]] Seaweed sheet || [[Image:Seaweed.png]] || [[Image:WirecuttersV2-32x32.png]]|| Seaweed is found on [[Oshan Lab]]'s seafloor.||None
|- id="Sticky Rice"
|[[Image:StickyRice.png]] Sticky Rice||[[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||Surprisingly does not stick to your hands||None
|- id="Rice Ball"
|[[Image:riceball.png]] Rice Ball||[[Image:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Makes 3 rice balls.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Peanut Butter"
|[[Image:PeanutButterV2.png]] Peanut butter||[[File:PeanutsV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Peanuts]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Goes great with [[#Honey|honey]]. Besides putting [[Guide to Botany#Peanuts|peanuts]] into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]], which starts with five of these, and ordering a [[Quartermaster#Catering: Condiment Crate|Catering: Condiment Crate]], which has three of them.||[[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Ketchup"
|[[Image:KetchupV2.png]] Ketchup||[[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, [[Chemicals#Ketchup|ketchup]].||N/A
|- id="Hot Sauce"
|[[Image:HotSauceV2.png]] Hot sauce||[[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]].||N/A
|- id="Cold Sauce"
|[[Image:ColdSauceV2.png]] Cold sauce||[[Image:ChillyPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of [[Chemicals#Cryostylane|cryostylane]].||N/A
|- id="Incredibly Hot Sauce"
|[[Image:HotSauceV2.png]] Incredibly hot sauce||[[File:GhostlierChiliV3.gif|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]] and 50 units of [[Chemicals#Ghost Chili Juice|ghost chili juice]].||N/A
|- id="Mayonnaise"
|[[Image:IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png]] Mayonnaise||[[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||N/A
|- id="Melon Slice"
|[[File:MelonSliceV2.png]] 6x Melon slices|| [[File:MelonV2.png|link=#Watermelon]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Chips"
|[[File:Potatochips.png]] Chips|| [[Image:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.||None
|- id="Onion Ring"
|[[File:OnionRingV2.png]] 4x Onion rings|| [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||*cry||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Tomato slice"
|[[File:Tomato slice.png]]3x Tomato slice|| [[File:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Great for BLTs!||None
|- id="Pineapple Slice"
|[[File:PineappleSliceV2.png]] Pineapple slice|| [[File:PineappleV2.png|link=#Pineapple]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]||Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute...||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Coconut Meat"
|[[File:CoconutMeatV2.png]] 3x Coconut meat|| [[File:CoconutV2.png|link=#Coconut]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]||Coconut innards. In addition to cutting tools, you can also [[Guide to Being Robust#Unarmed Combat|chairflip]] into a coconut to break it open.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Maple Syrup"
|[[File:MapleSyrupV2.png]] Maple syrup||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]||It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the [[Kitchen]] fridge and five in the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]. If you need more, there are five of these in each [[Quartermaster#Catering: Condiment Crate|Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo]].||None
|- id="Honey"
|[[File:Honeyblob.png]] Honey||[[File:Heisenbee.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees produce]]. Might want to ask for help from a [[Botanist]] for this one. Honey also appears in [[Quartermaster#Catering: Condiment Crate|Catering: Condiment Crates]], which can be bought by a [[QM]].||None
|- id="Royal Jelly"
|[[File:Jellyblob.png]] Royal jelly||{{N/a}}||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space and in the Sea Diner (sort of) on [[Manta]].||None
|}
 
===Recipes===
====Breads====
In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.
 
In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you [[#Food Effects|food status effects]] that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Loaf of Bread"
|[[File:PlainLoaf 2021.png]] Loaf of bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Bread"
|[[Image:Sliceplain2021.png]] Slice of bread||[[File:PlainLoaf 2021.png]]/[[File:Baguette.png|link=#Baguette]]+ [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Makes six slices.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread"
|[[File:Honeyloaf 2021.png]] Loaf of honey-wheat bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread"
|[[Image:Slicehoney2021.png]] Slice of honey-wheat bread||[[File:Honeyloaf 2021.png|linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||A gift from bees. Now in six slices!||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Banana Bread"
|[[File:Bananaloaf 2021.png]] Loaf of banana bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:BananaV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Banana]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. ||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Slice of Banana Bread"
|[[Image:Slicebanana2021.png]] Slice of banana bread||[[File:Bananaloaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Banana Bread]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Makes six slices.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Loaf of Elvis Bread"
|[[Image:Elvisloaf2021.png]] Loaf of Elvis bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:BananaV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Banana]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 6 seconds, low||Peel the banana first!||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Elvis Bread"
|[[Image:Slice elvis2021.png]] Slice of Elvis bread||[[Image:Elvisloaf2021.png|link=#Loaf of Elvis Bread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||"Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Dread"
|[[File:Dreadloaf 2021.png]] Loaf of dread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Spooky! ||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Dread"
|[[Image:Slicedread2021.png]] Slice of dread||[[File:Dreadloaf 2021.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}} ||It float! Probably because of the 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]] in it. Makes six spooky slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]]
|- id="Loaf of Pumpkin Bread"
|[[File:Pumpkinloaf 2021.png]] Loaf of pumpkin bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:PumpkinV2.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Pumpkin Bread"
|[[Image:Slicepumpkin2021.png]] Slice of pumpkin bread||[[File:Pumpkinloaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Pumpkin Bread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Makes six slices.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]]
|- id="Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread"
|[[File:Cornbread 2021.png]] Loaf of northern-style cornbread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:Slicecornbread2021.png]] Slice of N-style cornbread||[[File:Cornbread 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||The best type of corn bread in six slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread"
|[[File:Cornbread 2021.png]] Loaf of southern-style cornbread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:Slicecornbread2021.png]] Slice of S-style cornbread||[[File:Cornbread 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]]
|- id="Loaf of Honey Cornbread"
|[[File:Cornbread 2021.png]] Loaf of honey cornbread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]] + [[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Honey Cornbread"
|[[Image:Slicecornbread2021.png]] Slice of honey cornbread||[[File:Cornbread 2021.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Brain Bread"
|[[File:Brainloaf 2021.png]] Loaf of brain bread||[[File:PlainLoaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]] + [[Image:BrainV2.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:SynthbrainV2.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low.|| Works with any combination of bread and brain.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Brain Bread"
|[[File:Slicebrain2021.png]] Slice of brain bread||[[File:Brainloaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Brain Bread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Intelligently sliced into √36 slices.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Baguette"
|[[File:Baguette.png]] Baguette|| 2x [[File:DoughStripV2.png|link=#Dough Strip]] + [[Image:IngredientFlourV2.png|link=#Flour]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low.|| You can't eat an entire baguette! It can be cut into six slices of plain bread, or used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every [[Mime]] spawns with one in their bag. ||None
|}
 
====Toast====
In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Slice of Toast"
|[[File:Toastplain2021.png]] Slice of toast||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Slicehoney2021.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:Slicepumpkin2021.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:Slicecornbread2021.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:Slicecornbread2021.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted.||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Banana Toast"
|[[File:Toastbanana2021.png]] Slice of banana toast||[[File:Slicebanana2021.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Crunchy and tastes like bananas||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Slice of Elvis Toast"
|[[File:Toastelvis2021.png]] Slice of elvis toast||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Slice of Brain Toast"
|[[File:Toastbrain2021.png]] Slice of brain toast||[[File:Slicebrain2021.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Heated by pure brainpower.||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Slice of Terror Toast"
|[[File:Toastdread2021.png]] Slice of terror toast||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now.||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Cheese on Toast"
|[[Image:Toastcheese2021.png]] Cheese on toast||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Warm cheese on warm bread.||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Cheese on Elvis Toast"
|[[File:Toastcheeseelvis2021.png]] Cheese on elvis toast ||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]]||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Bacon on Toast"
|[[Image:Toastbacon2021.png]] Bacon on toast||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Crunchy bacon on warm bread.||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Bacon on Elvis Toast"
|[[Image:Toastbaconelvis2021.png]] Bacon on elvis toast ||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]]||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Eggs on Toast"
|[[Image:Toastegg2021.png]] Eggs on toast||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A classic breakfast almost sandwich.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Eggs on Elvis Toast"
|[[File:Toasteggelvis2021.png]] Eggs on elvis toast ||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]]||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|}
 
====Deli Sandwiches====
While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. <!-- You don't know how agonizing it was wondering if banh mi and meatball subs should go here - Studenterhue --> All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.
 
These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst [[Chef|Chefs]] and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. [[The Crashwich|One particular custom sandwich]] even once nearly ground the game to a halt.
 
These sandwiches also provide good [[#Food Effects|food effects]]. Many of them offer both [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Energized|Energized]], making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from [[#Slice of Dread|dread slices]] give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Cheese Sandwich"
|[[Image:Plaincheese2021.png]] Cheese sandwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Cheesy.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Cheese Elviswich"
|[[Image:Elvischeese2021.png]] Cheese elviswich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Killed Cheese Sandwich"
|[[Image:Spookycheese2021.png]] Killed cheese sandwich||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Peanut Butter Sandwich"
|[[Image:Plainpb2021.png]] Peanut butter sandwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A little plain.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Peanut Butter Elviswich"
|[[Image:Elvispb2021.png]] Peanut butter elviswich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Peanut Butter and Jelly Meet Breadula"
|[[Image:Killerbeenut2021.png]] Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula ||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich"
|[[Image:Plainpb2021.png]] Peanut butter and honey sandwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A reminder to hug bees.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Killer Beenut Butter Sandwich"
|[[Image:Killerbeenut2021.png]] Killer beenut butter sandwich||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Peanut Butter and Honey Elviswich"
|[[Image:Elvispb2021.png]] Peanut butter and honey elviswich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Monkey Sandwich"
|[[Image:Plainmeat2021.png]] Monkey sandwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Monkey remains between two slices of bread.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Monkey Elviswich"
|[[Image:Elvismeat2021.png]] Monkey elviswich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Scare Wich Project"
|[[Image:Scarewich2021.png]] Scare wich project||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Get it? Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]] and 10 units of...[[Chemicals#Blood|blood]], ack. ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Manwich"
|[[Image:Plainmeat2021.png]]  Manwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Cannibalism never tasted so good.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Elvismanwich"
|[[Image:Elvismeat2021.png]] Elvismanwich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Murderwich"
|[[Image:Scarewich2021.png]] Murderwich||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]] and 10 units of...[[Chemicals#Blood|blood]]?||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Synthmeat Sandwich"
|[[Image:Plainmeat2021.png]] Synthmeat sandwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A faux meatwich.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Synthmeat Elviswich"
|[[Image:Elvismeat2021.png]]  Synthmeat elviswich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Synthmeat Steinwich"
|[[Image:Scarewich2021.png]] Synthmeat steinwich||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="BLT Sandwich"
|[[Image:Blt.png]] BLT Sandwich||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]] + [[File:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]] + [[File:Tomato slice.png|link=#Tomato slice]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Classic!||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="BLT Elviswich"
|[[Image:Eblt.png]] BLT Elviswich||[[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]] + [[File:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]] + [[File:Tomato slice.png|link=#Tomato slice]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Boo-LT Sandwich"
|[[Image:Boo-lt.png]] Boo-LT Sandwich||[[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]] + [[File:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]] + [[File:Tomato slice.png|link=#Tomato slice]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Egg Sandwich"
|[[Image:Plainegg2021.png]] Egg-salad sandwich || [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:FoodEggSalad.png|link=#Egg Salad]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Is it a salad or a sandwich?||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Toast Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] Toast sandwich||[[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:Toastplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Toast]] + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Worcestershire Sauce|Worcestershire sauce]]. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X sandwich||[[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added||Varies
|- id="Club"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X club||[[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Effects vary depending on what was added||Varies
|- id="Double-Decker Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X double-decker sandwich||[[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Effects vary depending on what was added||Varies
|- id="Dagwood"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X dagwood||[[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|}
 
====Burgers====
In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some [[#Dough|dough]] and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.
 
Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of [[#Food Effects|food effects]]. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Burger"
|[[Image:Hburger.png]] Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||A classic.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Monkeyburger"
|[[Image:Hburger.png]] Monkeyburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Synthburger"
|[[Image:Hburger.png]] Synthburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||[[Cyborg#Brobocop|Brobocops]] and others with Food Synthesizers can make these.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Cburger.png]] Cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||A classic, with cheese.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Monkey Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Monkeycheeseburger.png]] Monkey cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Coronator"
|[[Image:Bigburger.png]] Coronator||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, high||A day's worth of calories, in one burger.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="THE MONSTER"
|[[Image:THE MONSTER.png]] THE MONSTER||[[Image:Bigburger.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:Bigburger.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:Bigburger.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:Bigburger.png|link=#Coronator]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, low||Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]], [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Brainburger"
|[[Image:Brainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:BrainV2.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:SynthbrainV2.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Buttburger"
|[[Image:Assburger.png]] Buttburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains [[Chemicals#Fartonium|fartonium]].||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Roburger"
|[[Image:Roburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png|link=Cyborg#Head]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Nanomachines|nanomachines]], which can infect someone with [[Virus#Robotic Transformation|robotic transformation]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cheeseborger"
|[[Image:Cheeseborger.png]] Cheeseborger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png|link=Cyborg#Head]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Nanomachines|nanomachines]], which can infect someone with [[Virus#Robotic Transformation|robotic transformation]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Dubious Burger"
|[[Image:Dubiousburger.png]] Dubious burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MysteryMeatV2.png|link=#Mystery Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||It's full of.. something meatlike.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Weird Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Weirdcheeseburger.png]] Weird cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:Weirdcheeseslice.png|link=#Weird Cheese Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Absolutely not good for you.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Tox)]], [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]], [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]], and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Fish Burger"
|[[Image:Fishburger.png]] Fishburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Type of fish used doesn't matter.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Sloppy Joe"
|[[Image:Sloppyjoe.png]] Sloppy Joe||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Baconatrix"
|[[Image:Baconburger.png]] Baconatrix||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Chock full of bacon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Heartburger"
|[[Image:HeartburgerNEW.png]] Heartburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:HeartV2.png|link=#Heart]] / [[Image:SynthheartV2.png|link=#Synthheart]] / [[Image:CyberheartV2.png|link=#Cyberheart]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains [[Chemicals#Pure Love|pure love]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Coconut Burger"
|[[Image:Coconutburger.png]] Coconut burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Luau Burger"
|[[Image:Luauburger.png]] Luau burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Tiki Burger"
|[[Image:Tikiburger.png]] Tiki burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Chicken Sandwich"
|[[Image:Chickenburger.png]] Chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||That'll show those chickens.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Spicy Chicken Sandwich"
|[[Image:Spicychickenburger.png]] Spicy chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]{{OR}}[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:SpicyNugget.png|link=#Spicy Nugget]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || Hot! Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Butter Burger"
|[[Image:ButterburgerNEW.png]] Butter Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Not healthy at all.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|}
 
====Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs====
This not only includes both hotdogs in buns and hotdogs alone, but also herbal sausages, which in space are made with hotdogs rather created than from the ground up and are used much like hotdogs in cooking. Your basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a [[#Healing Over Time|small heal over time]], and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give [[#Food Effects|additional food buffs]] on top of that healing.
 
In space, corndogs are made just by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a [[#Popsicle Stick|popsicle stick]] or [[Engineering Objects#Rods|''a goddamn metal rod'']] into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a [[#Food Effects|food effect]] with the basic corndog.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Hotdog"
|[[File:HotdogV2.png]] Hotdog||[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Hot diggity dog!||None
|- id="Herbal Sausage"
|[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png]] Herbal sausage||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[Image:ContusineLeafV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Contusine]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any [[chemicals]] that were in the herb into the sausage.||None
|- id="Hotdog in a Bun"
|[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png]]  Hotdog in a bun ||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Slicehoney2021.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:Slicepumpkin2021.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:Slicecornbread2021.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:Slicecornbread2021.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Bananadog"
|[[File:BananadogV2.png]] Bananadog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slicebanana2021.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Hounddog"
|[[File:HounddogV2.png]] Hounddog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Ain't nothing but.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Braindog"
|[[File:BraindogV2.png]] Braindog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slicebrain2021.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Herbal Sausage in a Bun"
|[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png]] Herbal sausage in a bun ||[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Slicehoney2021.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:Slicepumpkin2021.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:Slicecornbread2021.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:Slicecornbread2021.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Bananadog"
|[[File:HerbalBananadog.png]] Herbal bananadog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slicebanana2021.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Hounddog"
|[[File:HerbalHounddog.png]] Herbal hounddog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slice elvis2021.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Braindog"
|[[File:HerbalBraindog.png]] Herbal braindog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slicebrain2021.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Herbal frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slicedread2021.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Corndog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Corndog||[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png|link=#Hotdog in a Bun]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Hounddog-on-a-Stick"
|[[Image:HounddogOnAStick.png]] Hounddog-on-a-stick||[[File:HounddogV2.png|link=#Hounddog]] / [[File:HerbalHounddog.png|link=#Herbal Hounddog]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Banana-Corndog"
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-corndog||[[File:BananadogV2.png|link=#Bananadog]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Brain-Corndog"
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-corndog||[[File:BraindogV2.png|link=#Braindog]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Corndog of the Damned"
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Corndog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbdog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Herbdog||[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png|link=#Herbal Sausage in a Bun]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular [[#Corndog|corndogs]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Banana-Herbdog"
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBananadog.png|link=#Herbal Bananadog]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Brain-Herbdog"
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBraindog.png|link=#Herbal Braindog]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Herbdog of the Damned"
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Herbdog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Half Hotdog"
|[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] 2x Half hotdog||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] / [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.||None
|- id="Chunk of Hotdog"
|[[File:ChunkOfHotdog.png]] 4x Chunk of hotdog||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "chunks".||None
|- id="Hotdog Octopus"
|[[File:HotdogOctopus.png]] / [[File:HotdogOctopusHappy.png]] Hotdog Octopus||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of [[Chemicals#Pure Love|love]]. Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.||None
|}
 
====Pasta====
In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti noodles]] and [[#Pasta Sheet|pasta sheets]] specifically require [[#Semolina Flour|semolina flour]], which made from [[Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat|durum wheat]], so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent [[#Food Effects|food buffs]], including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.
 
[[#Spaghetti|Spaghetti noodles]] typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Plain Spaghetti"
|[[Image:plainspaghetti2021.png]] Plain spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Boneless Spaghetti"
|[[Image:plainspaghetti2021.png]] Boneless spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||A spaghetti variant that requires the [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] mutation when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of [[#Milk|milk]]. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:Spaghetti2021.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||1. [[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]<br><br>2. [[File:plainspaghetti2021.png|link=#Plain Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]] ||1. [[Image:OvenNew.png]]<br><Br>2. [[Image:InHand.png]]||1. 8 seconds, high<br><br>2. N/A||Specific name varies. Requires fork. There are two ways to make this: you can either put uncooked spaghetti and a ketchup packet in a oven for a while or put ketchup (i.e. tomato sauce) onto plain (cooked) spaghetti.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:spicyspaghetti2021.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||1. [[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]<br><Br>2.[[Image:Spaghetti2021.png|link=#Spaghetti in Sauce]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]] ||1. [[Image:OvenNew.png]]<br><br>2. [[Image:InHand.png]]||1. 8 seconds, high<br><br>2. N/A||Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains [[Chemicals#Synaptizine|synaptizine]] and [[Chemicals#Omnizine|omnizine]]. Requires fork. To make, you can either put uncooked noodles and hot sauce in the oven or squirt hot sauce over spaghetti with sauce.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Fettuccine Alfredo"
|[[Image:Alfredo.png]] Fettuccine Alfredo||[[Image:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Spaghetti with Meatballs"
|[[Image:meatspaghetti2021.png]] Spaghetti with meatballs||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Contains [[Chemicals#Synaptizine|synaptizine]]. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Chicken Parmigiana"
|[[Image:chickenparm.png]] Chicken Parmigiana||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Contains [[Chemicals#Synaptizine|synaptizine]]. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Chicken Alfredo"
|[[Image:chickenalfredo.png]] Chicken Alfredo||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Contains [[Chemicals#Synaptizine|synaptizine]]. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Lasagna"
|[[Image:Lasanga.png]] Lasagna||[[Image:PastaSheetV2.png|link=#Pasta_Sheet]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Contains [[Chemicals#Omnizine|omnizine]]. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|}
 
====Pies====
There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the [[Clown]] can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as [[Construction#Mousetrap pie launcher|mousetrap pie launchers]], which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need [[#Sweet Dough|sweet dough]], not regular [[#Dough|dough]].
 
Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the [[#Refreshed|Refreshed food status effect]] (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make [[#Pie|custom pies]] and [[#Non-Euclidean Cream Pie|custom cream pies]] that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Cream Pie"
|[[Image:Creampie2021.png]] Cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Non-Euclidean Cream Pie"
|[[Image:XCreamPie.png]] X cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Custard Pie"
|[[Image:Pie2021.png]] Custard pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Custard.png|link=#Custard]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Apple Pie"
|[[Image:Applepie2021.png]] Apple pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Pumpkin Pie"
|[[Image:Pumpkinpie2021.png]] Pumpkin pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:PumpkinV2.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Lemon Meringue Pie"
|[[Image:Lemonpie2021.png]] Lemon meringue pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LemonV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lemon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Key Lime Pie"
|[[Image:Limepie2021.png]] Key lime pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LimeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lime]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Strawberry Pie"
|[[Image:Strawbpie2021.png]] Strawberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:StrawberryV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Strawberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Blueberry Pie"
|[[Image:Blueberrypie2021.png]] Blueberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:BlueberryV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Blueberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Cherry Pie"
|[[Image:Cherrypie2021.png]] Cherry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:CherryV4.png|link=Guide to Botany#Cherry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Blackberry Pie"
|[[Image:Blackberrypie2021.png]] Blackberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Blackberry.png|link=Guide to Botany#Blackberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Raspberry Pie"
|[[Image:Raspberrypie2021.png]] Raspberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Raspberry.png|link=Guide to Botany#Blueberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Chocolate Mud Pie"
|[[Image:Chocopie2021.png]] Chocolate mud pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high {{OR}} 10 seconds, low||Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Pure Hugs|pure hugs]] and 20 units of [[Chemicals#Sugar|sugar]]. Requires spoon.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]], [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Slurry Pie"
|[[Image:Slurrypie2021.png]] Slurry pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:SlurrypodV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Slurrypod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Mutadone|mutadone]]. Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Bacon Pie"
|[[Image:Baconpie2021.png]] Bacon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]], [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Asspie2021.png]] Moon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Stargazy Pie"
|[[Image:Fishpie2021.png]] Stargazy pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high {{OR}} 10 seconds, low||Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon.||[[#Rad Wick|Rad Wick]], [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Space-Chicken Pot Pie"
|[[Image:Chickenpotpie2021.png]] Space-chicken pot pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:CarrotV3.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high {{OR}} 12 seconds, low||The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Chicken Soup|chicken soup]]. Requires spoon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Chicken Pot Pie"
|[[Image:Weedpie2021.png]] Chicken "pot" pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]]  + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:CannabisLeafV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Cannabis]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high {{OR}} 12 seconds, low||Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]] and 20 u of [[Chemicals#Cannabidiol|CBD]]. Requires spoon.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Pie"
|[[Image:XPie.png]] X pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|}
 
====Cookies And Moon Pies====
Cookies, of course, require [[#Cookie Dough|cookie dough]], and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning [[#Sweet Dough|sweet dough]] (i.e. ''not'' [[#Dough|regular dough]]) into [[#Cookie Dough|cookie dough]] gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.
 
Combine two cookies together with cream, sugar, and oatmeal in an oven, and you get what's called are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the [[#Pies|other type of pies]] aside from requiring an oven. 
 
Most cookies provide the [[#Refreshed|Refreshed buff]], reflecting how sweets in real life often provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are [[#Iron Cookie|iron cookies]], which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and [[#Bacon Cookie|bacon cookies]], which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Sugar Cookie"
|[[File:SugarCookieV2.png]] Sugar cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Stroopwafel"
|[[File:Stroopwafel.png]] Stroopwafel||2x [[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[File:MapleSyrupV2.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Butter Cookie"
|[[Image:Cookie butter.png]] Butter cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Cookie"
|[[File:OatmealCookieV2.png]] Oatmeal cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Chocolate-Chip Cookie"
|[[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png]] Chocolate-chip cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngredientChocolateChipsV2.png|link=#Chocolate Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Peanut Butter Cookie"
|[[File:PeanutButterCookieV2.png]] Peanut Butter Cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Sugar|sugar]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Iron Cookie"
|[[File:IronCookieV2.png]] Iron cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngredientIronFillingsV2.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Bacon Cookie"
|[[File:BaconCookieV2.png]] Bacon cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Spookie"
|[[File:SpookieV3Animated.gif]] Spookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Jaffa Cake"
|[[File:JaffaCakeV2.png]] Jaffa cake||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||While in real life this is indeed legally considered  a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie. ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Sugar Moon Pie"
|[[Image:SugarMoonPie.png]] Sugar moon pie||2x [[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Moon Pie"
|[[Image:OatmealMoonPie.png]] Oatmeal moon pie||2x [[File:OatmealCookieV2.png|link=#Oatmeal Cookie]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Chocolate Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png]] Chocolate moon pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Iron Moon Pie"
|[[Image:IronMoonPie.png]] Iron moon pie||2x [[File:IronCookieV2.png|link=#Iron Cookie]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Bacon Moon Pie"
|[[Image:BaconMoonPie.png]] Bacon moon pie||2x [[File:BaconCookieV2.png|link=#Bacon Cookie]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Full Moon Pie"
|[[Image:FullMoonPie2.png]] Full moon pie||2x [[Image:Spookie2.png|link=#Spookie]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Jaffa Moon Cobbler"
|[[Image:JaffaMoonCobbler.png]] Jaffa moon cobbler||2x [[File:JaffaCakeV2.png|link=#Jaffa Cake]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Whoopie Pie"
|[[Image:WhoopiePie.png]] Whoopie pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Cookie with Frosting"
|[[File:CookiesWithFrostingV2.png]] Cookie with frosting||[[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except [[#Spookie|spookie]], [[#Full Moon Pie|full moon pie]], and [[#Butter Cookie|butter cookies]]. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted.||Varies
|}
 
====My Dream Bakery====
[[Image:DessertsTable.png]]
Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique [[Chemicals#Super Hairgrownium|frostings]], [[Chemicals#Nicotwaine|toppings]], and [[Chemicals#Pure Love|fillings]]. Grab your [[Foods and Drinks#Kitchen Island|kitchen island]] and your [[Foods and Drinks#Bread Knife|bread knife]], it's time to bake off!
=====Donuts=====
[[File:IcingTubeNew.png]][[Image:FrostedDonuts.png]]
Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared [[Chemicals|reagent pool]] of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with [[Chemicals#Sugar|20 units of sugar]] already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] to inject reagents into it.
 
You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an [[Foods and Drinks#Icing Tube|icing tube]] will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut.
Frosting options include:
*Full icing [[Image:DonutIcing.png]]
*Half-and-half icing [[Image:DonutHalfandHalf.png]]
*Dipped icing [[Image:DonutDipped.png]]
*Sprinkles [[Image:DonutSprinkles.png]]
*Center filling [[Image:DonutCenterFill.png]]
*Heart icing [[Image:DonutHeart.png]]
*Star icing [[Image:DonutStar.png]]
*Zigzag icing [[Image:DonutZigZag.png]]
 
Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with [[Foods and Drinks#Coconut Meat|coconut meat]] to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot. [[Image:DonutCoconut.png]]
 
This is a perfect way to refill [[Security|Security's]] supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful [[Chemicals#Medical Chems|chemicals]] contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!
 
=====Cakes=====
[[Image:Meat_cake_new.png]][[Image:Sponge_cake_new.png]][[Image:Basic_cake.png]]
 
Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a [[Foods and Drinks#Cake Batter|cake batter]], putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+ Cakes
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Time & Temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Cake Batter"
|[[Image:Cake batter.png]] Cake batter||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||None||The first step of baking any cake!||None
|- id="X Cake Batter"
|[[Image:Cake batter.png]] X Cake Batter||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + X||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||None|| Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter.||None
|- id="Cake"
|[[Image:basic_cake.png]] Basic Cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| ||Varies
|- id="X Cake"
|[[Image:basic_cake.png]] X Cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors.||Varies
|- id="Creamy Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:sponge_cake_new.png]] Creamy sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:IngredientCreamV2.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Chocolate Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:chocolate_cake_new.png]] Chocolate sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Meat Cake"
|[[Image:meat_cake_new.png]] Meat cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Bacon Cake"
|[[Image:bacon_cake_new.png]] Bacon cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + 3x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||An actual food crime.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="True Bacon"
|[[Image:BaconCake.png]] True Bacon (TM)||7x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||An abomination...||[[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]] and [[#Fire Burps|Fire Burps]]
|}
======Icing [[File:IcingTubeNew.png]][[Image:IcingModularCake.png]]======
Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.
======Toppings[[Image:CherryV4.png]]======
Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.
 
'''Unique Toppings:'''
*[[Image:CherryModularCake.png]][[Foods and Drinks#Cherry|Cherries]]
*[[Image:StrawberryModularCake.png]][[Foods and Drinks#Strawberry|Strawberries]]
*[[Image:FruitWedgeModularCake.png]][[Foods and Drinks#Lemon|Fruit wedges]]
*[[Image:CandleModularCake.png]][[Foods and Drinks#Candle|Candles]]
*[[Image:SugarModularCake.png]][[Foods and Drinks#Sugar|Sprinkles]]
 
======Stacking & Slicing [[Image:CakesSlicesV2.png]]======
*Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
*Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of [[Chemicals|chemicals]])
*Cakes can be sliced with a [[Foods and Drinks#Bread knife|sharp enough tool]], starting from the topmost layer.
 
Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.
 
====Stove====
[[File:Stove.png]]
Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!
 
#Click on the [[#Soup Pot|soup pot]] with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
#*You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a [[Clothing#Backpack|backpack]].
#**You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
#*There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
#*The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
#*You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
#Click on the [[#Soup Pot|soup pot]] with a container of [[chemicals]] to pour it in as broth. Any [[chemicals]]. Up to 150 units of [[chemicals]].
#*If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the [[Chemicals#Miscellaneous Effects|turf effects]] of the reagents in the broth.
#Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit [[welder]], [[General Objects#Lighter|lighter]], or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
# After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
# Click on the pot with a [[#Ladle|ladle]] to scoop up some soup, and click on a [[#Bowl|bowl]] with a [[#Ladle|ladle]] to serve it.
 
The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.
====Miscellaneous====
Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Bacon and Eggs"
|[[Image:Bacon and eggs.png]] Bacon and eggs|| 2x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]] +  2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Requires fork.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Waffles"
|[[Image:Foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low||High Tek.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Pancakes"
|[[Image:DryPancakesV2.png]] / [[Image:PancakesV2.png]] Pancakes||[[Image:IngredientPancakeMixV2.png|link=#Pancake Batter]] + [[Image:MapleSyrupV2.png|link=#Maple Syrup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] / [[Image:DefibrillatorV2-32x32.png|link=Medical Objects#Defibrillator]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||6 seconds, high||Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Crumpet"
|[[Image:CrumpetV3.png]] Crumpet||[[File:HoleyDoughV2.png|link=#Holey Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||Very British.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Bagel"
|[[Image:SeedBagelV2.png]] / [[Image:BagelPlainV2.png]] Bagel||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low. ||Can create both plain and seed bagels.||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Donut"
|[[Image:DonutV2.png]] Donut||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]] + [[File:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]{{OR}}[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] / [[File:SemolinaDoughV2.png|link=#Semolina Dough]] + [[File:StunBatonNew.png|link=Security Objects#Stun Baton]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides {{Harm}}, and you need to have the [[Traits#Security Training|Security Training trait]]. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Biscuit"
|[[Image:BiscuitV2.png]] Biscuit||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||4 seconds, low|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:EnglishMuffinV2.png]] English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png]] Buttered English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[File:KnifeV2.png]]||{{N/a}}||Butter is optional.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Sausage MacGuffin"
|[[Image:macguffin.png]] Sausage MacGuffin||2x [[File:EnglishMuffinV2.png|link=#English Muffin]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Unrelated to any corporations.||None
|- id="Honey Wonks"
|[[Image:FoodHoneyWonks.png]] Honey Wonks||[[File:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.||None
|- id="Cooked Bacon"
|[[Image:CookedBaconV2.png]] Bacon||[[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Crispy.||None
|- id="Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelettev2.png]] Omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Deep-Space Hell Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelettev2.png]] Deep-space hell omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[Image:SpaceBeeEgg.png|link=Botanist#Bee-keeping]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||The [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees]] are not going to like this! Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Meatball Sub"
|[[File:Meatballsub 2021.png]] Meatball sub||[[File:PlainLoaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]]/[[File:Baguette.png|link=#Baguette]] + [[Image:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]] + [[Image:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Banh Mi"
|[[File:Banhmi 2021.png]] Banh mi || [[File:Honeyloaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]]/[[File:Baguette.png|link=#Baguette]] + [[File:CarrotV3.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes. ||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Garlic Bread"
|[[File:Garlicbread.png]] Garlic Bread||[[File:Baguette.png|link=#Baguette]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 seconds, high||Contains 20u of [[Chemicals#Holy_Water|holy water]].||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], [[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Cheesy Garlic Bread"
|[[File:Garlicbreadc.png]] Cheesy Garlic Bread||[[File:Baguette.png|link=#Baguette]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 seconds, high||Contains 10u of [[Chemicals#Holy_Water|holy water]] and 10u of [[Chemicals#Cheese|cheese]].||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], [[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Fairy Bread"
|[[File:Fairybread.png]] Fairy Bread||[[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of [[Chemicals#Bread|bread]] and 5u of [[Chemicals#Sugar|sugar]].||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Steak"
|[[File:SteakV3.png]] / [[File:SynthmeatSteakV3.png]] Steak||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, low||You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Fish Fingers"
|[[Image:Fish_fingers.png]] Fish fingers||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, low||The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]],[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Baked Potato"
|[[Image:BakedPotatoV2.png]] Baked potato||[[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high||A heated potato.||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Mashed Potatoes"
|[[Image:Mashedpotatoes.png]] Mashed potatoes||3x [[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Fries"
|[[File:FriesV4.png]] Fries||[[File:Potatochips.png|link=#Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low|| ||None
|- id="Swedish Meatballs"
|[[Image:FoodSwedishMeatballs.png]] Swedish meatballs||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + 2x [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.||None
|- id="Pizza"
|[[Image:Plain pizza.png]] X pizza||[[File:Pizza base.png|link=#Pizza Base]] + X||[[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Pizza Slices"
|[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] 6x X pizza slices ||[[File:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Pizza-Ghetti"
|[[Image:PizzaGhetti.png]] Pizza-ghetti||[[Image:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]]/[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] + [[File:Spaghetti2021.png|link=#Spaghetti in Sauce]]/[[File:Spicyspaghetti2021.png|link=#Spaghetti Arrabiata]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains [[Chemicals#Pizza|pizza reagent]] and [[Chemicals#Fleur-De-Lys|fleur-de-lys]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Rangoon/Eggroll"
|[[File:MeatRangoon.png]] / [[Image:Eggroll.png]] X rangoon / eggroll ||[[File:WontonWrapper.png|link=#Wonton Wrapper]] + X||[[Image:DeepFryer.png]] ||{{N/a}}||Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Mashed Brains"
|[[File:Mashedbrains.png]] Mashed brains ||[[Image:BrainV2.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:SynthbrainV2.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Good brain food--no [[Chemicals#Prions|prions]], guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good [[Guide to Genetics#Mutation List|mutation]]...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:meatloaf.png]] Meatloaf ||[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:PlainLoaf 2021.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Tacoshell"
|[[Image:Taco0.png]] Taco shell||[[File:Tortilla.png|link=#Tortilla]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Devoid of any and all taco ingredients||None
|- id="Meat Taco"
|[[Image:Taco2.png]] Meat taco||[[Image:Taco0.png|link=#Tacoshell]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:Cheeseslice.png|link=#Cheese slice]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.||[[#Energized+|Energized]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Tortilla Chips"
|[[Image:Tortilla-chip.png]] 4x Tortilla chips||[[Image:Taco0.png|link=#Tacoshell]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Guacamole"
|[[File:FoodGuacamole.png]] Guacamole||[[File:AvocadoV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Avocado]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Mine Chutney"
|[[File:FoodMintChutney.png ]] Mint chutney||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Bowl"
|[[File:mapleoatmeal.png]] Oatmeal (random flavour)||[[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Tomato Soup"
|[[Image:TomatoSoup.png]] Tomato soup||2x [[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Porridge"
|[[Image:Porridge.png]] Porridge ||2x [[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high {{OR}} 10 seconds, low||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Gruel"
|[[Image:Gruel.png]] Gruel||3x [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Chili Con Queso"
|[[Image:ChiliConQueso.png]] Chili con queso||[[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chili Con Carne"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con carne||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chili Con Flagration"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con flagration||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + 2x [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fire Burps|Fire Burps]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="El Diablo"
|[[File:ElDiablo.gif]] El Diablo||[[Image:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Carne]] + [[File:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Flagration]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, high||Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fire Burps+|Fire Burps+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cream of Mushroom"
|[[Image:CreamOfMushroom.png]] Cream of mushroom||[[Image:MushroomV3.png|link=#Mushroom]] + [[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Cleanse|Cleanse]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Salad"
|[[File:FoodSalad.png]] Salad||2x [[Image:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Requires fork||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Hard-Boiled Egg"
|[[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png]] Hard-Boiled Egg || [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 4 seconds, low || The loose cannon of foods||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Deviled Egg"
|[[Image:DeviledEggV2.png]] Deviled Egg || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||An unholy egg.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg Salad"
|[[Image:FoodEggSalad.png]] Egg Salad || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:FoodSalad.png|link=#Salad]] + [[File:IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png|link=#Mayonnaise]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 5 seconds, low || ||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Haggis"
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggis|| [[Image:HeartV2.png|link=#Heart]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely [[Roboticist#Lungs|lungs]], [[Roboticist#Stomachs|stomachs]] (as per tradition), [[Roboticist#Intestines|intestines]], [[Roboticist#Pancreases|pancreases]], [[Roboticist#Kidneys|kidneys]], [[Roboticist#Spleens|spleens]], [[Roboticist#Appendices|appendices]], and, disturbingly,  [[Roboticist#Eyes|eyes]].||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Haggass"
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggass|| [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Scotch Eggs"
|[[File:ScotchEggV2.png]] Scotch Eggs|| [[File:Sliceplain2021.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 3 seconds, high || In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Refried Beans"
|[[Image:RefriedBeans.png]] Refried Beans||[[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Raw Bacon]] + 2x [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Rice and Beans"
|[[Image:RiceAndBeans.png]] Rice And Beans||[[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Fried Rice"
|[[Image:FriedRice.png]] Fried Rice||[[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Omurice"
|[[Image:Omurice.png]] Omurice||[[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Risotto"
|[[Image:Risotto.png]] Risotto||[[Image:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Croissant"
|[[File:Croissant.png]] Croissant||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Pain au Chocolat"
|[[File:Painauchocolat.png]] Pain au Chocolat||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Energized]]
|- id="Apple Danish"
|[[File:Danish apple.png]] Apple Danish||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:AppleV3.png|link=#Apple]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] + [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Cherry Danish"
|[[File:Danish cherry.png]] Cherry Danish||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:CherryV4.png|link=#Cherry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] + [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Blueberry Danish"
|[[File:Danish blueberry.png]] Blueberry Danish||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:BlueberryV2.png|link=#Blueberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] + [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Cannadanish"
|[[File:Danish weed.png]] Cannadanish||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[File:CannabisLeafV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Cannabis]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Contains 10u of [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]] and 10u of [[Chemicals#Cannabidiol|CBD]].||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] + [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Ice Cream"
|[[Image:XIceCreamCone.png]] X-flavoured ice cream|| [[Image:IceCreamConeV2.png|link=#Ice Cream Cone]]||[[File:IceCreamMachineV3.gif‎]]||{{N/a}}||The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.||[[#Cold|Cold]]
|- id="Nougat Bar"
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]] Nougat bar||[[File:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Chock full of nougat.||None
|- id="Granola Bar"
|[[File:Granolabar.png‎]] Granola bar||[[File:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngredientOatmealV2.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Hetz Cup"
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]] Hetz' Cup||[[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:CandyNEW.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any candy, so long as it has [[Chemicals#Chocolate|chocolate reagent]] and isn't another Hetz Cup.||None
|- id="Apple on a Stick"
|[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png]] Apple on a stick||[[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||It's like an apple, but with a handle.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Candy Apple"
|[[Image:CandyAppleV3.png]] Candy apple||[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png|link=#Apple on a Stick]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Delicious Apple on a Stick"
|[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] Delicious apple on a stick||[[File:DeliciousAppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Delicious Apple]] + [[Image:SteelRodsV2.png|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Delicious Candy Apple"
|[[File:DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png]] Delicious candy apple||[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Synthorange"
|[[Image:OrangeV3.png]] Synthorange||[[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=#Synthetic Meat]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Donk Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Omnizine|delicious omnizine goodness]]. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.||None
|- id="Warming Donk Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] (cold)||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Most heat sources, e.g. [[General Objects#Lighter|lighters]], [[welder]]s, sparks, etc., will scald the donk pocket making it useless. Be sure to use the [[Foods and Drinks#Microwave|microwave]]. ||None
|- id="Honk-Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm honk-pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:BikeHorn.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...||None
|- id="Onion Chips"
|[[File:OnionChipsV2.png]] Onion Chips || 2x [[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 7 seconds, high||Like normal chips, but stinkier. ||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Hand-made Popcorn"
|[[File:PopcornFullV3.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]] +[[Image:Welder.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|- id="Processor Popcorn"
|[[File:PopcornFullV3.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Popped via the magic of the processor.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|- id="Pickle"
|[[File:Pickle.png]] Pickle|| [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] ||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed.||None
|- id="Candy Cane"
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]] Candy cane||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Festive!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg Nog"
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]] Egg nog||3x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:MilkBottleV2.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Also Festive!||N/A
|- id="Fruit Cake"
|[[Image:FRUITCAKE.png]] Fruit cake||[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png|link=#Smoldering Mess]] + [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| You can only make this fruitcake in December. Accepts both [[#Smoldering Mess|smoldering messes]] and [[#Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods|physical manifestations of fried foods]].||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Nigiri Roll"
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll || [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] || [[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Nigiri Roll with Oven"
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll ||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low.|| Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Onigiri"
|[[Image:OnigiriV2.png]] Onigiri||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Sushi Roll"
|[[Image:Onigiri.png]] / [[Image:sushiroll.png]] Sushi Roll||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] + [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low. || Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased]]
|- id="Custom Sushi Roll"
|[[File:CustomSushiRollChopped.png‎]] / [[File:CustomSushiRoll.png‎‎]] Custom sushi roll||[[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]] + [[File:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]] + X||[[File:RollingMat.png]]||{{N/a}}||Click the [[#Rolling Mat|rolling mat]] with [[#Seaweed Sheet|seaweed sheet]], then [[#Sticky Rice|sticky rice]], and then up to 3 ''food items'' of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls.  Now this is correct sushi making!  Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Hardtack"
|[[Image:HardtackV2.png]] Hardtack||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngredientIronFillingsV2.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| ||None
|- id="Bee Kibble"
|[[File:BeeKibble.png]] Bee Kibble || [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]] + [[Image:Honeyblob.png|link=#Honey]] + [[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=#Wheat]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high|| For bee larva only.||None
|- id="Birthday Cupcake"
|[[File:BirthdayCupcake.png]] Birthday Cupcake || [[Image:BeeKibble.png|link=#Bee Kibble]] + [[Image:Jellyblob.png|link=#Royal Jelly]] + [[Image:SmallCandle.png|link=General Objects#Candle]] + [[Image:IngredientSugarV2.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high || For space bees only...or brave humans.||None
|- id="Tandoori Chicken"
|[[File:Tandoorichicken.png]] Tandoori Chicken||[[File:Curry powder.png|link=#Curry Powder]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high|| Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased|Max Health Increased]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Potato Curry"
|[[File:Potatocurry.png]] Potato Curry||[[File:Curry powder.png|link=#Curry Powder]] + [[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]] + [[File:CarrotV2.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:Pea_pod.png|link=#Peas]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low|| Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Coconut Curry"
|[[File:Coconutcurry.png]] Coconut Curry||[[File:Curry powder.png|link=#Curry Powder]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]] + [[File:CarrotV2.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:IngredientRiceV2.png|link=#Rice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low|| Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased|Max Health Increased]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chicken Pineapple Curry"
|[[File:Chickenpineapplecurry.png]] Chicken Pineapple Curry||[[File:Curry powder.png|link=#Curry Powder]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low|| Requires fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|}
 
===Deep Fryer===
[[Image:DeepFryer.png]]  [[Image:FriedConor.png]]<br>
Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!
Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the [[#Warm|Warm]] effect.
===Shitty Grill===
[[Image:ShittyGrill.gif]]
Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and [[Mining Outpost]] for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.
 
Like the [[#Deep Fryer|deep fryer]], just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have [[Chemicals#Omnizine|omnizine]] or even [[Chemicals#Enriched MSG|enriched MSG]] in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the [[#Warm|Warm]] effect.
 
Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.
===Pickle Jar===
Did you just make a full-course buffet for the crew, but then the shuttle got called as soon as you finished cooking? Fret not, the ancient art of pickling is here to save the day! Like the two machines above, the pickle jar can turn most hand-held objects into food, but with a twist: the pickled items persist across shifts!
 
Simply place an item in one of the two glass jars on the station. If you then take it out during a future shift, you'll get a pickled, edible version of the item. Don't think you can use this to store traitor items for future shifts though; just like with frying and grilling, a pickled item will only be usable as food. Additionally, the item will only become pickled when the shift ends, meaning anyone can just take the item out of the jar and use it normally until the end of the shift.
 
You can find pickle jars in the same place they were left last shift if the same map was chosen twice in a row. If it's a different map than before, it'll be randomly placed somewhere on the station.
 
===Microwave===
[[Image:MicrowaveNew.png]]
Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a [[Mechanic|mechanic]]. 
 
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Info
|-
|[[File:DonutV2.png]] Donut||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:EggV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:PopcornFullV3.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||2x [[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:pie.png]] Custard pie||2x [[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:BananaV2.png]]||Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
|-
|[[File:Hburger.png]] Burger||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]]||Possible types of meat: monkey, human.
|-
|[[File:Hburger.png]] Synthburger||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png]]||Synth meat only.
|-
|[[File:Brainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:BrainV2.png]]||Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].
|-
|[[Image:Assburger.png]] Buttburger||[[Image:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:ButtV2.png]]||Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
|-
|[[File:Roburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png]]||Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].
|-
|[[File:HeartburgerNEW.png]] Heartburger||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:HeartV2.png]]||Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
|-
|[[File:MeatballV2.png]] Meatball||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]]||Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
|-
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:IngredientFlourV2.png]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] (cold)||A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.
|}
 
In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.
 
[[Image:MicrowaveMessy.png]] <font color=red>'''The microwave gets covered in muck!'''</font> - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the [[Janitor|janitor]] or simply steal one.
 
[[Image:MicrowaveBroken.png]] <font color=red>'''The microwave breaks!'''</font> - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.
 
Just like real life, putting an [[#Egg|egg]] in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.
 
===Prison Loaf Processor===
[[Image:LoafProcessor.png]]
Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!
 
{|class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Level!!Name!!class="unsortable" | Comments!!class="unsortable" | Notes
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||1||Prison loaf||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||2||Dense prison loaf||The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||3||Extra-dense prison loaf||Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif]]||4||Super-compressed prison loaf||Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf fissile.gif]]||5||Fissile loaf||There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.||Throw it and watch what happens.
|-
|[[File:JPfru.gif]]||6||Fusion loaf||Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?||
|-
|[[File:PrisonloafNeutron.gif]]||7||Neutron loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf quark.gif]]||8||Quark loaf||This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.||You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf degenerate.gif]]||9||Degenerate loaf||You should probably call a physicist.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf strangelet.gif]]||10||Strangelet loaf||You should probably call a priest.||Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif]]||11||Einstein-rosen loaf||A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ...
||Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.
|}
===Food Effects===
 
Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like ''That tasted amazing!'' when eating it. Having [[Chemistry#THC|THC]] in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further. If you have the [[Traits#Kitchen Training|Kitchen Training trait]] (in other words, you're a [[Chef]]), you can ''Examine'' food to see what buffs it gives and check if it's been cooked well enough to get the bonus buff duration for quality.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
! Buff
! class="unsortable" | Explanation
|- id="Energized"
| Energized
| Adds +18 max stamina.
|- id="Energized+"
| Energized+
| Adds +22 max stamina.
|- id="Refreshed"
| Refreshed
| Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
|- id="Refreshed+"
| Refreshed+
| Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
|- id="Warm"
| Warm
| If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
|- id="Cold"
| Cold
| If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
|- id="Cleanse"
| Cleanse
| Adds +80% [[Guide to Pathology#Handling Infections|Disease Resistance]]
|- id="Healing Over Time"
| Healing Over Time
| Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix [[Doctoring#Burn|Burn]], [[Doctoring#Brute|Brute]], [[Doctoring#Toxin|Tox]], and all three.
|- id="Damage Over Time"
| Damage Over Time
| Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal [[Doctoring#Burn|Burn]], [[Doctoring#Brute|Brute]], [[Doctoring#Toxin|Tox]], and all three.
|- id="Sweaty"
| Sweaty
| Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
|- id="Sweaty+"
| Sweaty+
| Like [[#Sweaty|regular Sweaty]], but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
|- id="Max Health Increased"
| Max Health Increased
| Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
|- id="Max Health Increased+"
| Max Health Increased+
| Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
|- id="Max Health Increased++"
| Max Health Increased++
| Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two [[Syndicate Items#Cyalume Saber|cyalume saber]] hits.
|- id="Gross Burps"
| Gross Burps
| Your burps sound extra-grody.
|- id="Night Vision"
| Night Vision
| Lets you see better in darkness much like the [[Traits|Cat Eyes trait]].
|- id="Sturdy"
| Sturdy
| Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the [[Traits|Adamantium Skeleton trait]].
|- id="Gassy"
| Gassy
| Your *farts sound...interesting.
|- id="Fart Thrust"
| Fart Thrust
| *Farting lets you navigate through [[Space]] and pushes you forward on the [[Seafloor]]. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
|- id="Rad Wick"
| Rad Wick
| Increases your radiation resistance.
|- id="Fire Burps"
| Fire Burps
| When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
|- id="Fire Burps+"
| Fire Burps+
| Like [[#Fire Burps|regular Fire Burps]], but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
|- id="Bad Breath
| Bad Breath
| Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavour text.
|}
 
==Supplementary Video==
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