User:Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth

heavy heavy WIP

OH GOD THE ARTIFACT IS MAKING A LOUD NOISE IS THAT BAD?

Check the chat box. If it said something about 'overloading' or 'collapsing' or is currently billowing colorful smoke in your face, it's bad. If a station-wide announcement was just made about your current location, it's very bad. In either of these cases, you should probably shove it out the nearest ejector, which can be found on this handy dandy map:

[oh god oh fuck how does this even work]

Cogmap2Cogmap1DestinyClarionOshanHorizonAtlasMantaKondaru

Ejector
Location
For ejecting bad shit.
Access	You, hopefully

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

Aloe/Artifact Research in Depth
Location
Alien saxophone lab.
Access	Research Director, Scientist

If it didn't do any of the above-mentioned things, it just makes noise. Leave it in genetics or something.

Non-GPTIO Commands

Recently (at the time of writing) added commands which require far less typing than GPTIO. Thank zjdtmkhzt for these.

• act [device]: activates [device]
• deact [device]: deactivates [device]
• read [device]: reads from [device]
• info [device]: gets info from [device] (how is info different from reading hngggg
• xray N: sets radstrength to n
• temp N: Sets temptarget to N
• elec V W: Sets voltage to V and wattage to W. Sets only voltage if one argument is given.
• pitcher N: Sets pitcher power to N
• stand [0/1]: Sets the impactpad stand to off/on

Obtaining Artifacts

Vuldarak sells em, nice guy

Gragg is stingy but sells handhelds which are powergaming heaven

Miners get artifacts but they just leave them in space go bug them

telesci telesci telesci

On station sometimes

Selling artifacts

Label with stimuli and such

faults are optional

Grab a cargo tele from QM

also tell QM to send you other artifacts

Make sure to have a prior agreement if you're going to be shipping bombs

Here comes the money- dolla dolla