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There are many different vehicles that can be found on Goonstation, for all of your drunk driving needs.

== Segway ==t Respect my Authoritah!

The Security department's personal fleet, and the proud vehicle of mall cops across the country. Drag and drop your character on it to mount. It's the fastest non-antagonist vehicle in the game that isn't a pod. Running into anyone while riding will fling you over the handlebars, stunning both you and the person you ran over for a while. You can be pushed off this vehicle. It also has lights and siren so that you can ~~warn people to get out of the way~~ annoy the entire fucking station.

Buff-R-Matic 3000

Slip n Slide

The Janitor's personal vehicle. Drag and drop your character on it to operate. It has a 200 unit tank of whatever chemicals you want to put in it, although it starts with a mixture of water and space cleaner. You can be pushed off of this thing and expect to be pushed off almost immediately due to the fact that you're making everyone fall on their ass. And then it will be stolen and spaced or used to make everyone else fall down.

Forklift

Staplerfahrer Klaus!

Free for everyone to use, but designed for the QM department. It's found in the warehouse. Unlike other vehicles that aren't Pods or Putts, you have to actually select "Enter Forklift" to get on. You can still be pushed off, though. It can carry three crates at once, ignores plastic flaps, and it has an amber emergency light to warn crew you're coming through and light your way a little bit. The forklift can be disabled permanently with a screwdriver and a pair of wirecutters preventing people from moving it, turning it into a makeshift barricade. Also, the best part? The AI cannot track you while inside the forklift, anyone yelling at out from outside have to use the radio or you can't hear them, your identity is completely hidden while inside, and if someone is in a crate, their screaming for help will actually be seen as them being inside the forklift and not the crate. It will also keep moving without you if you don't apply the brake, especially if you get pushed off or get out to activate a computer or something. Doesn't run people over, sadly, or recreate that scene from Final Destination 3 where it knocks over shelving. Also, if you run into the crusher it'll eat the forklift but safely eject you so you can run, unlike other vehicles! Note that attempting to flip while inside one will give you a concussion and knock you unconscious.

Clown Car

CATCH DAT FUKKEN CLOWN

A fun Traitor vehicle. Drag and drop your character on it while wearing at least two Clown clothing items and prepare for fun. It can run people over to cause damage, and it also stuns them, which lets you hop out and stuff them into your car with drag and drop or by manually grabbing them. Up to 30 crew members can find themselves trapped in the backseat. Crashing into a wall will fling the driver through the windshield and has a chance to free the passengers. Anybody clicking on the car with an empty hand can open the door to let them out.

M.U.L.E.

Onward, my valiant steed!

Hacking a M.U.L.E. will actually allow you to ride it like a surfboard! It even drives itself! HSimply hack it to accept any cargo, climb on board, and set your destination! If you're a traitor, also remove the safety and increase the speed and watch in glee as it runs everyone over while you scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" over the radio!

Martian Rover

Get your ass to Mars.

You have to repair it first, but once you do, it's pretty awesome. Specifically designed to resist dust storms, it's also similar to the forklift in that it completely hides your identity while you're inside it.

Go-Kart

Hi I'm Daisy

A fun virtual vehicle! Drag and drop your character on it and race for the finish line! It's mainly only used in the VR world, but sometimes they're found on the station. Unlike many other vehicles, you cannot be pushed off a go-kart. In the VR simulation, these can also pick up and use powerups!

Pods and Putts

Red 3 Standing By

See Space Pod for information.

Rideable Cats

It's like riding a Luck Dragon

Rare creatures, only found via admin shenanigans, that are identical in function to segways. Only they're cats.

Adminbus

The single most dangerous item on this entire list, laying waste to all it touches.

Get in.

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 There are many different vehicles that can be found on Goonstation, for all of your drunk driving needs.
-== Segway ==
+== Segway ==t
-''Respect my Authoritah''
+''Respect my Authoritah!''
-The Security department's personal fleet, and the proud vehicle of mall cops across the country. Drag and drop your character on it to mount. It's the fastest non-antagonist vehicle in the game that isn't a pod. Running into anyone while riding will fling you over the handlebars. You can be pushed off this vehicle. It also has lights and siren so that you can <s>warn people to get out of the way</s> annoy the entire fucking station.
+The Security department's personal fleet, and the proud vehicle of mall cops across the country. Drag and drop your character on it to mount. It's the fastest non-antagonist vehicle in the game that isn't a pod. Running into anyone while riding will fling you over the handlebars, stunning both you and the person you ran over for a while. You can be pushed off this vehicle. It also has lights and siren so that you can <s>warn people to get out of the way</s> annoy the entire fucking station.
 == Buff-R-Matic 3000 ==
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 [[File:Forklift.png|left|frame|Staplerfahrer Klaus!]]
-The best vehicle ever. Nothing else comes close to the awesomeness. Free for everyone to use, but designed for the QM department. It's found in the warehouse. Unlike other vehicles that aren't Pods or Putts, you have to actually select "Enter Forklift" to get on. You can still be pushed off though. It can carry three crates at once, ignores plastic flaps, and it has an amber emergency light to warn crew you're coming through and light your way a little bit. Can be disabled permanently with a screwdriver and a pair of wirecutters preventing people from moving it, turning it into a barricade. Also, the best part, the AI cannot track you while inside the forklift, and anyone yelling at out from outside have to use the radio or you can't hear them. And if someone is in a crate their screaming for help will actually be seen as them being inside the forklift and not the crate. It will also keep moving without you if you don't apply the brake, especially if you get pushed off or get out to activate a computer or something. Doesn't run people over, sadly, or recreate that scene from ''Final Destination 3'' where it knocks over shelving. Also, if you run into the crusher it'll eat the forklift but safely eject you so you can run, unlike other vehicles! Worst part is attempting to flip while inside one will give you a concussion and knock you unconscious.
+Free for everyone to use, but designed for the QM department. It's found in the warehouse. Unlike other vehicles that aren't Pods or Putts, you have to actually select "Enter Forklift" to get on. You can still be pushed off, though. It can carry three crates at once, ignores plastic flaps, and it has an amber emergency light to warn crew you're coming through and light your way a little bit. The forklift can be disabled permanently with a screwdriver and a pair of wirecutters preventing people from moving it, turning it into a makeshift barricade. Also, the best part?  The AI cannot track you while inside the forklift, anyone yelling at out from outside have to use the radio or you can't hear them, your identity is completely hidden while inside, and if someone is in a crate, their screaming for help will actually be seen as them being inside the forklift and not the crate. It will also keep moving without you if you don't apply the brake, especially if you get pushed off or get out to activate a computer or something. Doesn't run people over, sadly, or recreate that scene from ''Final Destination 3'' where it knocks over shelving. Also, if you run into the crusher it'll eat the forklift but safely eject you so you can run, unlike other vehicles! Note that attempting to flip while inside one will give you a concussion and knock you unconscious.
 == Clown Car ==
 ''CATCH DAT FUKKEN CLOWN''
-A fun Traitor vehicle. Drag and drop your character on it while wearing at least two Clown clothing items and prepare for fun. It can run people over to cause damage. They can also be stuffed into the car with drag and drop or by manually grabbing them. Up to 30 crew members can find themselves trapped in the backseat. Crashing into a wall will fling the driver through the windshield and has a chance to free the passengers. Anybody clicking on the car with an empty hand can open the door to let them out.
+A fun Traitor vehicle. Drag and drop your character on it while wearing at least two Clown clothing items and prepare for fun. It can run people over to cause damage, and it also stuns them, which lets you hop out and stuff them into your car with drag and drop or by manually grabbing them. Up to 30 crew members can find themselves trapped in the backseat. Crashing into a wall will fling the driver through the windshield and has a chance to free the passengers. Anybody clicking on the car with an empty hand can open the door to let them out.
 == M.U.L.E. ==
 ''Onward, my valiant steed!''
-Hacking a [[Robots#MULEBot|M.U.L.E.]] will actually allow you to ride it like a surfboard! It even drives it self! How awesome is that? Simply hack it to accept any cargo, climb on board, and set your destination! If you're a traitor, also remove the safety and increase the speed and watch in glee as it runs everyone over while you scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" over the radio!
+Hacking a [[Robots#MULEBot|M.U.L.E.]] will actually allow you to ride it like a surfboard! It even drives itself! HSimply hack it to accept any cargo, climb on board, and set your destination! If you're a traitor, also remove the safety and increase the speed and watch in glee as it runs everyone over while you scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" over the radio!
 == Martian Rover ==
 ''Get your ass to Mars.''
-You have to repair it first, but once you do it's awesome. It and the Forklift can actually cross the Martian Landscape without the use of ME-3 safety gear. Anything else will get you killed quickly. Citation needed, cause I haven't actually checked.
+You have to repair it first, but once you do, it's pretty awesome. Specifically designed to resist dust storms, it's also similar to the forklift in that it completely hides your identity while you're inside it.
 == Go-Kart ==
 ''Hi I'm Daisy''
-A fun virtual vehicle! Drag and drop your character on it and '''''GOTTA GO FAST!!!''''' It's mainly only used in the VR world, but sometimes they're found on the station. Unlike many other vehicles you cannot be pushed off a go-kart. In the VR simulation, these can also pick up and use powerups!
+A fun virtual vehicle! Drag and drop your character on it and race for the finish line! It's mainly only used in the VR world, but sometimes they're found on the station. Unlike many other vehicles, you cannot be pushed off a go-kart. In the VR simulation, these can also pick up and use powerups!
 == Pods and Putts ==
 ''Red 3 Standing By''
-See [[Space Pod]]
+See [[Space Pod]] for information.
-== Ridable Cats ==
+== Rideable Cats ==
 ''It's like riding a Luck Dragon''
-It's just a skinned Segway. If you see one, get on it. This is the closest thing to cat people we will have on the server, so get used to it you creepy pervert.
+Rare creatures, only found via admin shenanigans, that are identical in function to segways.  Only they're cats.
 == Adminbus ==
+The single most dangerous item on this entire list, laying waste to all it touches.
 '''Get in.'''