HeadSurgeon

the lovely dong where abundance lies, thyself thy donge, to the starbucks

<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon kidnap TheCheat! <HeadSurgeon> gonna kidnap cogwerks for immunity <BaneOfGiygas> oh my god <BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon's plans revealed <HeadSurgeon> i am revealed <BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon you have to arrest yourself now <HeadSurgeon> im gonna arrest you <BaneOfGiygas> WHAT <BaneOfGiygas> NO

• cgrn10 scream

<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon hail satan!
<HeadSurgeon> all hail headsurgeon!
<Butthomlod> :O

<cgrn10> headsurgeon is made of roses
<HeadSurgeon> fucking roses excuse you turd shit

<HeadSurgeon> bang me

<HeadSurgeon> im literally a giant skull

<TheHman03> headsurgeon this d
<HeadSurgeon> ^ d
<TheHman03> :(

<Dions> headsurgeon are you feeling yiffy
<Eshomlod> no
<Eshomlod> bad
<HeadSurgeon> too yiffy for you headsurgeon fuck yes
<drsingh> hahahah
<asteriskphart> ahahhahaha
<Haine> lol
<Dions> damn
<Eshomlod> lmao
<cgrn10> hah
<Dions> im crying

<Wire> i wanna poot around on my phone
<HeadSurgeon> dont poot
<Wire> oh

<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, stop this cyberbullying
<mrbaconator> headsurgeon what's up
<HeadSurgeon> your mom knows a bubs may i recommend it
<HeadSurgeon> the cyberbullying
<HeadSurgeon> whats yours about
<AgBengip> >:O

<Nitrous_Laptop> HeadSurgeon giving out great technical advice
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon you are burning up nerdos tonight!
<HeadSurgeon> the target you nerdos aint making people sick, get aibm to do so
<HeadSurgeon> a technical with 8 desired ivs between 2 and 3 yeah they didnt even know that people could yell at his hobo pants
<mrbaconator> oh god

<TheCheat> i could probaly handle like 3 toddlers at once
<KikiMofo> Are weapons allowed?
<KikiMofo> Like tables and chairs
<KikiMofo> And lead pipes
<TheCheat> those little plastic toddler chairs yes
<thebobster> No, but you can use a toddler as a weapon
<HeadSurgeon> with toddler wrasslin
<KikiMofo> Ah

<boot_error> HeadSurgeon fuck
<HeadSurgeon> fuck
<boot_error> that was underwhelming HeadSurgeon.
<HeadSurgeon> its underwhelming in ways i love you
<kirexphone> aww
<boot_error> uh-
<boot_error> thanks?

<HeadSurgeon> you cant resist ufo porno

<HeadSurgeon> everyone says i should be able to fireball

<HeadSurgeon> never attack one of the population and what unfun dork would ban him post desperate criegslist ads while i was up

<oxy> also this headline gets my captain obvious award for today https://news.vice.com/article/reports-suggest-body-cameras-are-only-effective-when-cops-cant-turn-them-off
<HeadSurgeon> the headline is poorly optimized

<Stoatorion> it's tru cogwerks I talked mad smack about u
<Stoatorion> and i ain't even regret it!!!!! h e h
<HeadSurgeon> Stoatorion idea: regret everything

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<Jerkops> lol
<Stoatorion> B)
<BaneOfAcademics> I'm with HeadSurgeon here
<Stoatorion> stfu HeadSurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> u stfu
<HeadSurgeon> im here to teach me how you grew up
<Stoatorion> Wow
<cogwerks> lol
<Stoatorion> WOW
<Stoatorion> WOOOOOW
<BaneOfAcademics> can I put that on the wiki page

<thebobster> headsurgeon who's the getaway driver?
<HeadSurgeon> your getaway
<thebobster> Yes my getaway
<thebobster> Headsurgeon, who's the driver?
<HeadSurgeon> a racecar driver, drivin way too much
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon get the thermal drill
<thebobster> the best kind of getaway driver
<HeadSurgeon> the thermal drill guys go

• thebobster drives away in a racecar
  

<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine greneishe browne pooe pooe smeles of buttes ande is quite ranke
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own
<Jerkops> wow owned
<TheHman03> my word
<drsingh> thyself thy donge
<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine wordes be sassye and thy intentionse hurtfulle butte i shalle presse evere onwarde
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own butt
<TheHman03> FUCK YOU ALRIGHT

<MollyMillions> headsurgeon agbengip
HeadSurgeon agbengip is agbagpipe!
<AgBengip> :C
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, not AgBagpipe!!
<HeadSurgeon> is agbagpipe
<AgBengip> No!!

<Bobphone> thecheat: cant get babies in the butt
<mrbaconator> yes
<mrbaconator> wise words
<TheCheat> x:
<KikiMofo> Butt babies
<+HeadSurgeon> still feel more babies
<Nitrous> TheCheat
<@Hull> HS creeps me out

<AgBengip> Man
<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.
<AgBengip> Nothing BlackrayJack says ever makes any sense
<HeadSurgeon> makes df a fight it is agbagpipe
<AgBengip> But it automatically turns into an insult simply because he's the one saying it
<BlackrayJack> <AgBengip> BlackrayJack makes sense
<Conor12> headsurgeon brj
<HeadSurgeon> wow brj ruined the moment
<BlackrayJack> ^
Conor12 nods
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, BRJ worstmin
<HeadSurgeon> worstmin
Conor12 has quit (Quit: drink)
<AgBengip> Most definitely

<mrbaconator> extinct
<mrbaconator> like ur face
<HeadSurgeon> take ur fetish out of here asap

<asteriskphart> good morning my nerds!
<HeadSurgeon> the morning to make a mediocre gbs thread about it

<boot_error> HeadSurgeon huff pizza, then eat Nitrous!
<HeadSurgeon> the bestmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so people on their balls
<buttebot> the buttmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so buttple on their balls
<@Haine> um

<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :((

<HeadSurgeon> anyone seed cog lately?

<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, ban mrbaconator
<HeadSurgeon> we ban AgBengip imo

<TheHman03> you people talking about dwarf fortress
<TheHman03> if you are
<TheHman03> gonna kick yo ass
<skintag> rim world
<HeadSurgeon> ill rim yer werld baby

<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.
<HeadSurgeon> prob not agbagpipe fyi

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<Nitrous> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is agbagshit
<HeadSurgeon> so proud of it is agbagshit
<drsingh> lmao i think headsurgeon just burned nitrous
<drsingh> hes a street racer
<HeadSurgeon> have burned you p
<drsingh> yes thanks for reminding me, you have. asshole
<HeadSurgeon> a cliff racer infestation that got me an empty beer buttle at the window
<drsingh> oh my god hes finally sentient
<drsingh> run
<HeadSurgeon> same sentient octopus
<buttebot> same sentient buttopus
<Nitrous> deep inside
<Nitrous> we're all sentient octopii
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<drsingh> this one's goin on the headsurgeon page
<HeadSurgeon> in new zealand god fucking sentient
<HeadSurgeon> youre goin down
<Nitrous> uh oh
<Nitrous> i think HeadSurgeon is threatening you, drsingh
<volundr> headsurgeon is going down on drsingh
<HeadSurgeon> goin’ down
<HeadSurgeon> likes threatening people with medical equipment happens to you against your tympanic membrane yo
<bubs> oh god
<Velisan> It has begun.
<drsingh> haha jesus fuck