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==Tickets to the Prom==
== Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! ==
An officer that doesn't know how to fine or ticket is an officer without any balls.  
===[[File:StickyRice.png]] Rice===


Your security [[PDA|PDA]] is your key to this system, known as '''Ticket Master.''' To access ticket master: Boot up your PDA and go to file browser, click into Ticket Master.  
Rice can be prepped in any sink. Yes, that unfortunately means you can serve sushi out of the restroom.
You have two options: Ticket or Fine.  
<tabs>
<tab name="Sticky Rice">
[[File:StickyRice.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:Ingrice.png]] Rice
: [[File:KitchenSink.png]] The kitchen sink or an alternative
Place the rice into the sink.
</tab>


Ticketing is regarded as a mild punishment, fit for clowns and drunks alike. It's also fit for inanimate objects, if you feel like ticketing the janitor's mop instead of the janitor himself. Feel free to give whatever reason you feel like.  
<tab name="Rice Balls">
[[File:Riceball.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:StickyRice.png]] Sticky Rice
: [[File:InHand.png]] A free hand
Use in hand to make 3 rice balls.
</tab>


Fining is a step further, invoking angry reactions of various degrees. Unlike ticketing, this requires the full name (i.e: ''Joe Mc Scrubs'') of the recipient, as it will drain the bank account of those you fine. Obviously you can't fine George the dog as he doesn't have a bank account. Fining requires confirmation from a Head of Staff, unless of course you are a Head.
<tab name="Rice and Beans">
[[File:RiceAndBeans.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:Ingrice.png]] Rice
: [[File:BeanPodV2.png]] Bean
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:10LOW.PNG]]
</tab>


Whats even cooler about this is that it will go onto an [http://goonhub.com online stat]. Be creative!
<tab name="Fried Rice">
[[File:FriedRice.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:Ingrice.png]] Rice
: [[File:EggV2.png]] Egg
: [[File:OnionV3.png]] Onion
: [[File:GarlicV3.png]] Garlic
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:10LOW.PNG]]
</tab>


==Know your enemy==
<tab name="Omurice">
A good security officer should know that there's more enemies to the station than just the [[antagonist]]s.  
[[File:Omurice.png]]
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: left"
;You will need:
!scope = "col" style="width: 15%" | Name
: [[File:Ingrice.png]] Rice
!scope = "col" style="width: 10%" | Attention
: [[File:EggV2.png]] Egg
!scope = "col" style="width: 10%" | Mugshot
: [[File:KetchupV2.png]] Ketchup
!scope = "col" style="width: 65%" | Description
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:8LOW.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Joker" body style="background-color:#CEF6CE;"
<tab name="Risotto">
!  Joker
[[File:Risotto.png]]
| Low
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetJoker.png]]</center>
: [[File:Ingrice.png]] Rice
| '''Appearance:''' Pretty much the entire goon population.
: [[File:ButterV2.png]] Butter
: [[File:OnionV3.png]] Onion
: [[File:GarlicV3.png]] Garlic
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:5HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Crime:''' Breaking into places, eating security donuts. Sometimes both at the same time. Tripping people up, severely hurting themselves in the process.
<tab name="Nigiri Roll">
[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]]/[[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]]/[[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:Riceball.png]] Riceball
: [[File:FishFilletV2.png]]/[[File:SalmonFilletV2.png]]/[[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png]]/[[File:SmallFishFilletV2.png]] Any Fish Fillet
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:6LOW.PNG]]


'''Notes:''' Some people may not like individuals in their workspace, such as barman or HoP. Be sure to mediate.
Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. A less dishonorable method is to simply combine them [[File:InHand.png]] in hand, which will vary depending on the color of fish fillet you use.
|- id="Asshole" body style="background-color:#F5F6CE;"
</tab>
! Asshole
| Medium
| <center>[[Image:TargetAss.png]]</center>
|  '''Appearance:''' Often take the appearance of an [[Dumb_Pubbies|idiot]]


'''Crime:''' Taking shit [[Rules#Don.27t_grief|a step too far]]. Constantly harassing individuals. Being rude when told to stop.
<tab name="Onigiri">
[[File:OnigiriV2.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:Riceball.png]] Riceball
: [[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png]] Seaweed Sheet
: [[File:InHand.png]] A free hand.
Combine the Riceball and Seaweed Sheet in hand.
</tab>


'''Notes''': Certain assholes might actually be a [[Terminology#Miscreant|miscreant]] or a [[Traitor]]
<tab name="Sushi Roll">
|- id="Shit Sec" body style="background-color:#F5F6CE;"
[[File:Onigiri.png]]/[[File:Sushiroll.png]]
! Shit Sec
;You will need:
| Medium
: [[File:Riceball.png]] Riceball
| <center>[[Image:TargetSec.png]]</center>
: [[File:FishFilletV2.png]]/[[File:SalmonFilletV2.png]]/[[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png]]/[[File:SmallFishFilletV2.png]] Any Fish Fillet
|  '''Appearance:''' Looks like alot like '''you'''
: [[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png]] Seaweed Sheet
: [[File:KnifeV2.png]] A Knife
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:6LOW.PNG]]


'''Crime:''' Treating prisoners like animals. Being a bloodthirsty nutjob. Basically acting like hitler.
Use a knife to slice into pieces. A most dishonorable method.
</tab>


'''Notes:''' Weed shit security out asap. One bad egg spoils the bunch.
<tab name="Custom Sushi Roll">
|- id="Traitor" body style="background-color:#F5F6CE;"
[[File:CustomSushiRollChopped.png]]/[[File:CustomSushiRoll.png]]
! [[Traitor]]
;You will need:
| Medium
: Any Food Item
| <center>[[Image:TargetTraitor.png]]</center>
: [[File:StickyRice.png]] Sticky Rice
| '''Appearance:''' Frequently well disguised, a dead give-away is their nefarious [[Syndicate_Items|tools]]
: [[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png]] Seaweed Sheet
: [[File:RollingMat.png]] A Rolling Mat
: [[File:KnifeV2.png]] A Knife


'''Crime''': Murder. Arson. Grievous bodily harm. You name it, they've done it.
Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls.
</tab>
</tabs>


'''Notes:''' It's not particularly necessary to always murder a traitor, especially if they're just goofing around. Be creative with your punishments.
===[[File:Apple Pie.png]] Pies===
All pies require a [[File:SpoonV2.png]] spoon to eat apart from X Moon Pies, which are technically cookies (not to be confused with Moon Pie which is effectively a butt cake).


|- id="Rogue Silicons" body style="background-color:#F5F6CE;"
<tabs>
! Rogue Silicons
<tab name="Custom Pie">
| Medium
[[File:XPie.png]]
| <center>[[Image:TargetRogue.png]]</center>
;You will need:
| '''Appearance:''' Takes shape in a once friendly [[Cyborg|metallic buddies]], or the ominous [[AI]]
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:EggV2.png]] Egg
: Any food item
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Crime:''' Not following their [[AI_Laws|laws]], murdering, bolting and shocking doors, calling you fleshling repeatedly.
<tab name="Cream Pie">
[[File:Creamy Pie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2LOW.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Notes:''' Rogue AI's and borgs can be fixed by reseting their laws. This does '''not''' apply to [[emagged]] borgs or [[Syndicate_Items#Syndicate_Robot|Syndicate robots]]!
<tab name="Custom Cream Pie">
[[File:XCreamPie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
: Any food item
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2LOW.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Vigilante" body style="background-color:#F5D0A9;"
<tab name="Custard Pie">
! Vigilante
[[File:Pie.png]]
| High
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetVigil.png]]</center>
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
| '''Appearance:''' Covered in the blood of innocents, boasting about how they murdered someone.
: [[File:Custard.png]] Custard
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Crime:''' Non-antagonists outright murdering others they suspect to be antagonist, often stealing sec items and hurting innocents in the process.
<tab name="Apple Pie">
[[File:Apple_Pie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:AppleV3.png]] Apple
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Notes:''' While killing antagonists isn't against the rules, vigilantes are hated amongst the community. Use your head when dealing with these assholes!
<tab name="Pumpkin Pie">
[[File:Pumpkin pie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:PumpkinV2.png]] Pumpkin
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Wizard" body style="background-color:#F5D0A9;"
<tab name="Lemon Meringue Pie">
! [[Wizard]]
[[File:Lemon pie.png]]
| High
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetWiz.png]]</center>
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
| '''Appearance:''' Comes in blue, red and black, but always with a white archaic beard. Smells like moth balls and urine.
: [[File:LemonV3.png]] Lemon
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Crime''': Flinging spells. Conjuring mayhem. Being hipster.
<tab name="Key Lime Pie">
[[File:Lime pie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:LimeV3.png]] Lime
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Notes:''' Wizards are a mixed bag. Be sure to study what spells they are using before making the assault. Wizards are just wrinkly dorks without their robes, and severely weakened if you manage to disarm them!
<tab name="Strawberry Pie">
[[File:StrawberryPie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:StrawberryV2.png]] 2 Strawberries
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Vampire" body style="background-color:#F5D0A9;"
<tab name="Slurry Pie">
! [[Vampire]]
[[File:FoodSlurryPie.png]]
|  High
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetVampire.png]]</center>
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
| '''Appearance:''' More than likely invisible and lurking in the dark with their bats.
: [[File:SlurrypodV2.png]] Slurry pod
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]


'''Crimes:''' Biting. Noise Pollution with their screams. Spreading rabies with their pet bats.
'''Note:''' Mildly toxic and gross.
</tab>


'''Notes:''' Vampires weaknesses are strong lights, holy water and space (even if they're shielding themselves from the cold!) A vampire can and will resist one of your first stuns you inflict.
<tab name="Bacon Pie">
[[File:FoodBaconPie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
: [[File:RawBaconV2.png]] Bacon strip
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Changeling" body style="background-color:#F5A9A9;"
<tab name="Moon Pie">
! [[Changeling]]
[[File:Asspie.png]]
| Very High
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetLing.png]]</center>
: [[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet Dough
| '''Appearance:''' So deadly as they can look like anyone, but their twisted fleshy [[Changeling#Shambling_Abomination|abomination]] form makes no mistake what they are.
: [[File:ButtV2.png]]/[[File:Cyberbutt.png]] Butt/Cyberbutt
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]


'''Crimes:''' Making [[Terminology#Husk|husks]]. Making people hallucinate dragons and monkeys. Looking ugly as heck.
Has a 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Not to be confused with X Moon Pie, this pie requires a spoon.
</tab>


'''Notes:''' Do not go '''alone''' when fighting a changeling. They thrive in 1-on-1 fights. They're susceptible to fire. Unless you're armed to the teeth and have a death-wish, it's advised to run against an abomination. They are weakened when returning back to their human state.
<tab name="Sugar Moon Pie">
[[File:SugarMoonPie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SugarCookieV2.png]] 2 Sugar Cookies
: [[File:IngSugar.png]] Sugar
: [[File:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Nuclear Operative " body style="background-color:#F5A9A9;"
<tab name="Oatmeal Moon Pie">
! [[Nuclear Operative]]
[[File:OatmealMoonPie.png]]
| Very High
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetNuke.png]]</center>
: [[File:OatmealCookieV2.png]] 2 Oatmeal Cookies
| '''Appearance:''' Have a ''very'' obvious name, stating their affiliation. Often sporting red. May be holding a [[Nuclear_Authentication_disk|disk]] depending how shit the [[captain]] is.
: [[File:IngSugar.png]] Sugar
: [[File:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Crimes:''' Blowing up absolutely everything you can imagine to hell and back, including the entire station.
<tab name="Chocolate Moon Pie">
[[File:Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png]] 2 Chocolate Chip Cookies
: [[File:IngSugar.png]] Sugar
: [[File:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Notes:''' Protect the disk. Arm yourselves as much as you can. Some might consider arresting an operative valiant, others a [[Syndicate_Items#Microbomb_Implant|stupid]] affair.
<tab name="Iron Moon Pie">
[[File:IronMoonPie.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:IronCookieV2.png]] 2 Iron Cookies
: [[File:IngSugar.png]] Sugar
: [[File:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


|- id="Other Threats" body style="background-color:#D8D8D8;"
<tab name="Bacon Moon Pie">
! Other Threats
[[File:BaconMoonPie.png]]
| ???
;You will need:
| <center>[[Image:TargetOther.png]]</center>
: [[File:BaconCookieV2.png]] 2 Bacon
| '''Appearance:''' [[Gang|Gangsters]], [[Zombie]]s, [[Werewolf|Werewolves]], [[Spy|Spies]], or [[Critter]]s to name but a few.
: [[File:IngSugar.png]] Sugar
: [[File:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]
</tab>


'''Crimes:''' All of (or none of) the above
<tab name="Full Moon Pie">
[[File:FullMoonPie2.png]]
;You will need:
: [[File:SpookieV3Animated.gif]] 2 Spookie
: [[File:IngSugar.png]] Sugar
: [[File:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal
: [[File:Cream.png]] Cream
;[[File:OvenNew.png]] Time and Temp
[[File:2HI.PNG]]


'''Notes:''' There's alot of badness out in space. Be sure to prioritise. For example if there's a space yeti eating the entire medical staff, it'd probably better to deal with that first than the wizard spawning THC golems.
Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
</tab>
 
</tabs>

Latest revision as of 19:40, 11 June 2020

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

StickyRice.png Rice

Rice can be prepped in any sink. Yes, that unfortunately means you can serve sushi out of the restroom.

StickyRice.png

You will need
Ingrice.png Rice
KitchenSink.png The kitchen sink or an alternative

Place the rice into the sink.

Riceball.png

You will need
StickyRice.png Sticky Rice
InHand.png A free hand

Use in hand to make 3 rice balls.

RiceAndBeans.png

You will need
Ingrice.png Rice
BeanPodV2.png Bean
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

10LOW.PNG

FriedRice.png

You will need
Ingrice.png Rice
EggV2.png Egg
OnionV3.png Onion
GarlicV3.png Garlic
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

10LOW.PNG

Omurice.png

You will need
Ingrice.png Rice
EggV2.png Egg
KetchupV2.png Ketchup
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

8LOW.PNG

Risotto.png

You will need
Ingrice.png Rice
ButterV2.png Butter
OnionV3.png Onion
GarlicV3.png Garlic
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

5HI.PNG

NigiriRollPink.png/NigiriRollOrange.png/NigiriRollWhite.png

You will need
Riceball.png Riceball
FishFilletV2.png/SalmonFilletV2.png/WhiteFishFilletV2.png/SmallFishFilletV2.png Any Fish Fillet
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

6LOW.PNG

Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. A less dishonorable method is to simply combine them InHand.png in hand, which will vary depending on the color of fish fillet you use.

OnigiriV2.png

You will need
Riceball.png Riceball
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
InHand.png A free hand.

Combine the Riceball and Seaweed Sheet in hand.

Onigiri.png/Sushiroll.png

You will need
Riceball.png Riceball
FishFilletV2.png/SalmonFilletV2.png/WhiteFishFilletV2.png/SmallFishFilletV2.png Any Fish Fillet
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
KnifeV2.png A Knife
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

6LOW.PNG

Use a knife to slice into pieces. A most dishonorable method.

CustomSushiRollChopped.png/CustomSushiRoll.png

You will need
Any Food Item
StickyRice.png Sticky Rice
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
RollingMat.png A Rolling Mat
KnifeV2.png A Knife

Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls.

Apple Pie.png Pies

All pies require a SpoonV2.png spoon to eat apart from X Moon Pies, which are technically cookies (not to be confused with Moon Pie which is effectively a butt cake).

XPie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
EggV2.png Egg
Any food item
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Creamy Pie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2LOW.PNG

XCreamPie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
Cream.png Cream
Any food item
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2LOW.PNG

Pie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
Custard.png Custard
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Apple Pie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
AppleV3.png Apple
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Pumpkin pie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
PumpkinV2.png Pumpkin
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Lemon pie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
LemonV3.png Lemon
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Lime pie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
LimeV3.png Lime
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

StrawberryPie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
StrawberryV2.png 2 Strawberries
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

FoodSlurryPie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
SlurrypodV2.png Slurry pod
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Note: Mildly toxic and gross.

FoodBaconPie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
RawBaconV2.png Bacon strip
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Asspie.png

You will need
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButtV2.png/Cyberbutt.png Butt/Cyberbutt
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Has a 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Not to be confused with X Moon Pie, this pie requires a spoon.

SugarMoonPie.png

You will need
SugarCookieV2.png 2 Sugar Cookies
IngSugar.png Sugar
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

OatmealMoonPie.png

You will need
OatmealCookieV2.png 2 Oatmeal Cookies
IngSugar.png Sugar
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png

You will need
ChocolateChipCookieV2.png 2 Chocolate Chip Cookies
IngSugar.png Sugar
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

IronMoonPie.png

You will need
IronCookieV2.png 2 Iron Cookies
IngSugar.png Sugar
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

BaconMoonPie.png

You will need
BaconCookieV2.png 2 Bacon
IngSugar.png Sugar
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

FullMoonPie2.png

You will need
SpookieV3Animated.gif 2 Spookie
IngSugar.png Sugar
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal
Cream.png Cream
OvenNew.png Time and Temp

2HI.PNG

Contains 10 units of Ectoplasm

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