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m (Please don't flood the wiki with videos. 50% of this page consisted of nothing but videos. Should probably merged with "Clothing" anyway.)
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"Don't do anything except look nice", I would rather say, look stylish as hell!.<br><br>
#redirect [[Clothing#Head]]
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Appearance!! Name!!Type!!Style Score<!--joke-->!!Info
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|[[File:Tophat.png]]||Tophat||Classic||<font color=green>+3</font>|| The [[barman]] has a [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] on Tophats
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|[[File:Detective hat.png]]||Detective hat||Classic||<font color=green>+3</font>||<!--joke-->A hat fit for a man down on his luck and all out of time on a station full of assholes -- *monologue
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|[[File:Captain hat.png]]||Captain hat||Military||<font color=green>+3</font>|| Everyone knows the wearer of this hat is the true captain of the station.
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|[[File:Chef's hat.png]]||Chef's hat||Uniform||<font color=green>+2</font>||<!--joke-->What kind of chef doesn't have a big white hat?  A bad one.  With awful food.
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|[[File:Mailman hat.png]]||Mailman hat||Uniform||<font color=green>+3<!--joke--></font>|| Any true deliveryman needs one to show off how important their package is.
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|[[File:Formal turban.png]]||Formal turban||Religious||<font color=green>+2</font>||<!--joke-->This is a Sikh turban, you mouth-breathers.  Wear the other one if you're going to make Allahu Ackbar jokes.
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|[[File:Rabi hat.png]]||Rabi hat||Religious||<font color=green>+4</font>||<!--joke-->Useful if you're going to barge into the kitchen and tell the [[Chef]] to stop making [[Foods|Bacon Cakes]].
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|[[File:turban.png]]||Turban||Religious||<font color=green>+3</font>|| Be sure to stress how important the hajj is to all Staff Assistants you pass.
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|[[File:Welding.png]]||Welding mask||Utilitarian||<font color=green>+1</font>|| Health and security approved.
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|[[File:Hardhat.png]]||Hard hat||Utilitarian||<font color=red>-1</font>|| What kind of geek would wear a flashlight on his head?
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|[[File:Helmet.png]]||Helmet||Military||<font color=red>-3</font>|| Number one cause of helmet hair.
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|[[File:cakehat.png]]||Cakehat||Religious<!--joke-->||<font color=green>+∞</font>|| It can also be worn unlit ([[File:cakehat unlit.png]]), but what jackass would like doing that?!
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|[[File:plunger.png]]||Plunger||Tool||<font color=red>-2</font>|| It'sa me!  Assistant!
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|[[File:Paper hat.png]]||Paper hat||Tool||<font color=red>-∞<!--joke--></font>|| Made from folding a paper sheet ([[File:paper.png]])
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|[[File:Biohood.png]]||Biohood||Tool||<font color=red>-4</font>|| Scientifically engineered to say kick me.
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|[[File:Spacehelmet.png‎]]||Spacehelmet||Tool||<font color=green>+1</font>|| It's a dewy eyed helmet. A nice person must be inside.
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|[[File:Redhelmet.png‎]]||Red spacehelmet||Military||<font color=green>+2</font>|| It's a frowning helmet, so people know you mean business.
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|[[File:Butt.png]]||Butt||Body part||<font color=green>+0.5</font>|| The roboticist will be of great help for your style.
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|[[File:Pumpkin.png]]||Pumpkin||Plant||<font color=green>+5</font>|| Wait, is that a pumpkin?
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|[[File:blue wizard hat.png]]||Blue Wizard hat||Uniform||<font color=purple>Magical</font>|| Classic magic.
|}
 
''Notice:'' Robuddies can also wear many types of hats. [[File:Robuddy_hats.gif]]
 
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