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Hello! I'm UpsilonYellow! You might remember me from such classics as: <pre>"default judgement because the court done sploded"</pre> and <pre>"why wont this lawyer stop shitting flyers everywhere"</pre>
Hello! I'm UpsilonYellow! You might remember me from such classics as: <pre>"default judgement because the court done sploded"</pre> and <pre>"why wont this lawyer stop shitting flyers everywhere"</pre>
Here are an assortment of those <s>godawful kafkaesque bureaucratic nightmares</s> legal forms for legal use. <s>I'm so sorry HoP players.</s> Stamp sections have been shamelessly stolen from [[User:DisturbHerb/DisturbHerb%27s_Paperwork|DisturbHerb]]. Please use his far superior documents.


==Legal Stuff==
The [[User:UpsilonYellow/UpsilonsPaperwork|horrible paperwork I use to give command staff migraines]] can be found over there.
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! scope=col style="width: 500px;" | Criminal Complaint
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# <center>NANOTRASEN REGIONAL COURT</center>
<center>Frontier - Station 13</center>
 
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<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Plaintiff</i>)
 
v.</center>
 
<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Defendant</i>)</center>
 
Case No. [______]
 
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### <center>CRIMINAL COMPLAINT</center>
The Plaintiff(s) listed above state that the following information is factually true and based on common knowledge/hearsay.
 
On or about the star date(s) of [__]/[__]/[__] in Frontier Space, on NanoTrasen Station 13, the defendant violated:
 
_(Sections)_ _(Offense Description)_
[______][____________________________________________]
[______][____________________________________________]
[______][____________________________________________]
[______][____________________________________________]
 
As such, the aforementioned Plaintiff(s) seek a humble & modest relief of ¢[_______] in Universal Standard Credit (Cash OR Large Novelty Cheque). If settlement cannot be reached within 5 Standard NanoTrasen Business Minutes OR in the event an overseeing NanoTrasen Member of Command decides as such, Space Trial is to be organized.
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**Overseeing Member of Command:**
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# <center>NANOTRASEN REGIONAL COURT</center>
<center>Frontier - Station 13</center>
 
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<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Plaintiff</i>)
 
v.</center>
 
<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Defendant</i>)</center>
 
Case No. [______]
 
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### <center>TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER</center>
The Plaintiff(s) listed above has filed a motion for temporary cessation and prevention of contact in any and all forms with the aforementioned Defendant. It is the opinion of the aforementioned Plaintiffs that undue emotional, physical & financial burdens are being placed upon them, with unjust cause, legal or otherwise.
 
The Plaintiff(s) demands shall be reasonably accommodated for, until such time as their metabolic functions are to cease OR in the event this order is found to be unnecessary.
 
Starting immediately, the Defendant is restrained from:
 
1. Coming within 5 meters of the Plaintiff whenever not reasonably expected to do so.
2. Spreading harmful misinformation or speaking ANY ill of the Plaintiff, or any of the Plaintiff's associated business ventures, past or present.
3. Hiding or Destroying any potential evidence of misdoings against the Plaintiff that may have evidential value in a space court of law.
4. Visual observation of the Plaintiff in any manner considered malicious or "foul", to the opinion of the Plaintiff.
 
Any violations of the above listed conditions will be punished, at minimum, with a 500 credit fine OR at maximum, with summary hanging, drawing, and quartering per the discretion of the NanoTrasen Regional Court Authority.
 
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! scope=col style="width: 500px;" | Cease & Desist
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# <center>NANOTRASEN REGIONAL COURT</center>
<center>Frontier - Station 13</center>
 
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<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Petitioner</i>)
 
v.</center>
 
<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Respondent</i>)</center>
 
Case No. [______]
 
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### <center>NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST</center>
 
Dear, [_________________________]
 
This letter is being served upon you due to [__________________________________________________]. It is our client's belief that you have intentionally attempted to damage [__________________________________________________].
 
If you continue to cause damages to our client we will immediately seek an injunction upon you pending further legal actions, including financial compensations at space trial. We hope this recourse is not necessary, however our client's interests will be protected above all.
 
You will not recieve another warning letter.
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# <center>NANOTRASEN REGIONAL COURT</center>
<center>Frontier - Station 13</center>
 
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<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Plaintiff</i>)
 
v.</center>
 
<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Defendant</i>)</center>
 
Case No. [______]
 
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### <center>SUBPOENA TO TESTIFY AT A HEARING OR SPACE TRIAL IN A CRIMINAL CASE</center>
 
To: [_________________________]
 
**YOU ARE COMMANDED** to appear in your local Nanotrasen space court at the time and date below to testify in this criminal case. When you arrive, you must remain at the court until the judge or a space court officer allows you to leave.
 
[Date:][________]
[Time:][________]
 
You must also bring with you the following objects, documents, or electronically stored information (<i>blank if not applicable</i>)
[_________________________________________________________]
 
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! scope=col style="width: 500px;" | Criminal Summons
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# <center>NANOTRASEN REGIONAL COURT</center>
<center>Frontier - Station 13</center>
 
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<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Plaintiff</i>)
 
v.</center>
 
<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Defendant</i>)</center>
 
Case No. [______]
 
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### <center>SUMMONS IN A CRIMINAL ACTION</center>
To: [____________________________________________]
 
A lawsuit has been filed against you.
 
The case details (charges & relief), approved by a NanoTrasen Member of Command, will be provided to you before such a time as space trial is to commence.
 
Within 10 minutes after service of this summons on you (barring exceptional circumstances wherein a code elevation 3-A "Red Alert" is declared), you are to appear within your local NanoTrasen Space Court, pending trial decision. Moreover, in the event that you are to pass "GO", the collection of 200 Credits is withheld until such a time verdict against you has been reached.
 
If you fail to attend within the allotted timeslot, judgement by default will be entered against you for the relief demanded by the Plaintiff.
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! scope=col style="width: 500px;" | Affidavit
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# <center>NANOTRASEN REGIONAL COURT</center>
<center>Frontier - Station 13</center>
 
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<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Plaintiff</i>)
 
v.</center>
 
<center>[____________________________________________]</center>
<center>(<i>Defendant</i>)</center>
 
Case No. [______]
 
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### <center>AFFIDAVIT</center>
I, [________________________], being duly sworn, make the following statements:
 
1. I am over 18 years of age, of sound mind, and otherwise competent to make this Affidavit. The evidence set out in the attached Affidavit is based on my personal knowledge.
2. I have no interest in either party involved in the aforementioned case, financial or otherwise, and as such all evidence presented is done so in good faith.
3. I recognize the consequences of providing knowingly falsified or otherwise misleading evidence to a NanoTrasen space court of law, including charges of grand perjury.
 
Attached hereto is a true and correct copy of [_________________] <center>(<i>PROVIDED DOCUMENT</i>)</center>
 
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==Inspector Stuff==
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# <center>NANOTRASEN INCIDENT REPORT</center>
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<code>THIS DOCUMENT IS MARKED AS <b><u>CONFIDENTIAL</u></b>. ANY UNAUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTION IS CLASSED AS A FELONY OFFENSE PUNISHABLE IN A SPACE COURT OF SPACE LAW.</code>
 
<code>DATE:</code> [__]/[__]/[____]
<code>TIME OF ARRIVAL:</code> [___] <code>MINUTES</code>
<code>LOCATION:</code> [______________________]
<code>INSPECTOR:</code> [_____________________]
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#### Preliminary Statement: ####
(remember to enter the bottom parts as your inspection goes along :)
#### Findings: ####
#### Conclusion: ####
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! scope=col style="width: 500px;" | Health & Safety Inspection Form
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# <center>NanoTrasen Safety Inspection Form</center>
Date: [__]/[__]/[____]
Shift Time: [___] Minutes
Location: [______________________]
Inspector: [_____________________]
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1. Are all exits and corridors free of obstructions? 
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
2. Is the flooring in good condition? (No tripping hazards, etc.)
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
3. Is safety equipment clearly visible and useable?
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
4. Has all sensitive equipment been safely secured?
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
5. Is the crew aware of standard health and safety procedures?
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
6. Is the crew aware of standard emergency procedure?
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
7. Has the minimum clone scan count (50%) been reached?
(Y[_] / N[_] / N/A[_])
 
(If Necessary) Please list additional discrepancies below.
 
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Latest revision as of 15:50, 27 April 2024

Hello! I'm UpsilonYellow! You might remember me from such classics as: 

"default judgement because the court done sploded"

and 

"why wont this lawyer stop shitting flyers everywhere"

The horrible paperwork I use to give command staff migraines can be found over there.

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