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Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke. | Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke. | ||
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|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 1 || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible || Eat and weep | |||
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|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 2 || Dense Prison Loaf || The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today || | |||
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|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 3 || Extra dense Prison Loaf || Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else || | |||
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|[[File:Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif]] || 4 || Super-Compressed Prison Loaf || Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god || | |||
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|[[File:Prisionloaf fissile.gif]] || 5 || Fissile Loaf || There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat || Throw it and watch what happens. | |||
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|[[File:JPfru.gif]]|| 6 ||Fusion Loaf || Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? || | |||
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|[[File:Prisonloaf neutron.gif]] || 7 || Neutron Loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons || | |||
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|[[File:Prisonloaf quark.gif]] || 8 || Quark Loaf || This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy || You can bash through reinforced walls with this. | |||
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|[[File:Prisonloaf degenerate.gif]] || 9 || Degenerate Loaf || You should probably call a physicist || | |||
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|[[File:Prisonloaf strangelet.gif]] || 10 || Strangelet Loaf || You should probably call a priest || ??? | |||
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Latest revision as of 03:15, 3 August 2014
POO IS KING.
HAIL POO
HONK HONK
Iam A. Crooke
Shitlorde of Crooks all around. Hail the Crooke.
| Icon | Level | Name | Comments | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
1 | Prison Loaf | A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible | Eat and weep |
|
2 | Dense Prison Loaf | The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today | |
|
3 | Extra dense Prison Loaf | Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else | |
 |
4 | Super-Compressed Prison Loaf | Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god | |
 |
5 | Fissile Loaf | There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat | Throw it and watch what happens. |
 |
6 | Fusion Loaf | Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? | |
| File:Prisonloaf neutron.gif | 7 | Neutron Loaf | Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons | |
 |
8 | Quark Loaf | This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy | You can bash through reinforced walls with this. |
 |
9 | Degenerate Loaf | You should probably call a physicist | |
 |
10 | Strangelet Loaf | You should probably call a priest | ??? |
