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|[[File:]] || 1 || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible || Eat and weep | |[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 1 || Prison Loaf ||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible || Eat and weep | ||
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|[[File:]] || 2 || Dense Prison Loaf || The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today || | |[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 2 || Dense Prison Loaf || The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today || | ||
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|[[File:]] || 3 || Extra dense Prison Loaf || Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else || | |[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]] || 3 || Extra dense Prison Loaf || Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else || | ||
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|[[File:]] || 4 || Super-Compressed Prison Loaf || Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god || | |[[File:Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif]] || 4 || Super-Compressed Prison Loaf || Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god || | ||
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|[[File:]] || 5 || Fissile Loaf || There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat || Throw it and watch what happens. | |[[File:Prisionloaf fissile.gif]] || 5 || Fissile Loaf || There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat || Throw it and watch what happens. | ||
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|[[File: | |[[File:JPfru.gif]]|| 6 ||Fusion Loaf || Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? || | ||
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|[[File:]] || 7 || Neutron Loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons || | |[[File:]] || 7 || Neutron Loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons || | ||
Revision as of 01:12, 25 July 2014
POO IS KING.
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Iam A. Crooke
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| Icon | Level | Name | Comments | Notes |
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1 | Prison Loaf | A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible | Eat and weep |
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2 | Dense Prison Loaf | The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today | |
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3 | Extra dense Prison Loaf | Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else | |
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4 | Super-Compressed Prison Loaf | Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god | |
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5 | Fissile Loaf | There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat | Throw it and watch what happens. |
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6 | Fusion Loaf | Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within? | |
| [[File:]] | 7 | Neutron Loaf | Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons | |
| [[File:]] | 8 | Quark Loaf | This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy | You can bash through reinforced walls with this. |
| [[File:]] | 9 | Degenerate Loaf | You should probably call a physicist | |
| [[File:]] | 10 | Strangelet Loaf | You should probably call a priest | ??? |