User:QuartzMech/Funeral Database

Funerary Methods

These are a few preset funeral methods used when a preferred method is not specified. You can choose your preferred method from the choice below, or write your own.

Generic Funerals

:These will be applied upon request, or unless no other option is available

Spacer’s Funeral

The body is placed in a casket, and dressed in an EVA suit. A eulogy is given by the chaplain unless requested otherwise. Upon conclusion of the eulogy, the casket is closed, and the body is launched into space, to drift forever.

Terran Funeral

The body is placed in a casket, and dressed in either a suit or dress as appropriate. Eulogy proceeds in the same way as Spacer’s funeral. Body is cremated.

Delayed Funeral

Funeral proceeds are exactly like the Terran funeral, except the body is stored in the morgue, and carried to centcom in a casket at shift end.

Department Specific Funerals

These will be provided as default depending on department

Engineer’s Funeral [May be chosen by all engineering department staff except cargo]

Body is dressed in an engineering uniform, and eulogy is given by the chaplain and CE, if present. Engineering team will then transport the body to the station’s burn chamber, where it will be cremated, so as to return the Engineer to the carbon they once came from. On stations with a singularity, the body will be thrown there instead. On stations with neither, or if access is impossible, the body will be cremated in the crematorium.

Scientists Funeral [May be chosen by scientists and geneticists]

Body is dressed in a science uniform, and given a space GPS. Eulogy is given by the chaplain and RD, if present. The body will then be transported to Telescience, where it will be teleported to an unexplored or partially explored Azone, so that the scientist may continue exploration even in death.

Quartermaster’s Funeral [QMs only]

Body is dressed in cargo uniform. Eulogy is given by the chaplain. Body is to be placed inside a cargo crate rather than a casket. Crate is to include full wages and bank accounts paid to the QM that round. Body is to be subsequently sold via Cargo’s export chute.

Officer’s Funeral [Any head may request this instead of departmental funeral, will be automatically applied to HoP, HoS, and Security]

Body is to be dressed in uniform, and placed inside a casket. Eulogy is to be given by chaplain and commanding officer, if present. Service is to conclude with a 21 taser/phaser/gun salute, given by all personnel present with firearms. Body is to be launched as standard.

Captain’s Funeral

Body is to be dressed in uniform, and placed inside a casket. Eulogy is to be given by the chaplain as well as any present heads. Body is to be carried for one lap around the station before being launched, with a procession of crew behind it.

Antagonist Funerals

These are to be applied at the chaplain and security team’s discretion. Not all antagonists must receive these funeral procedures. These can not be selected as a preference

Quarantine Funeral [Changeling, Vampire]

Body is to be cremated without fanfare or procession, as quickly as possible. Only staff present are to be medical, chaplain, and security.

Traitor’s Funeral [Traitor, Spy, Sleeper, Conspirator]

Body’s eyes and brain are to be removed, so that they will suffer a traitor's punishment in the afterlife. Body is to be given no casket, and instead wrapped in a linen sheet. Body is then to be launched with no eulogy, and with only security, command, and chapel personnel present.

Personnel Files

The following includes user generated files on preferred methods, as well as explanations of how to upload your own.

Surname

• Last name of the character in question

Middle Name

• Middle Name of the character in question

First Name

• First name of the character in question

Alias/Nickname

• Any preferred alias or nickname the character goes by or would to be referred to as

Gender

• Preferred gender of the character in question

Species

• Species of the character in question

Puritan?

• Is the character puritan? Yes or No

Revive?

• This indicates whether you would prefer to be revived if not cloneable, or if you would prefer a funeral without attempted revival. Feel free to specify if you are alright with borging, but not say, monkey cloning.

Method

• This refers to the modes of burial listed above. Choose none to have the chaplain choose a method based on your job.

Eulogizer

• Which member of the station's crew, if available, you would like to give your Eulogy. May be chosen based on name or job, and N/A will default to the chaplain.

Requests

• Any requests and additions to your funeral which you would like the chaplain to perform

Entries are to be formatted as follows: |- |Surname|| Middle Name || First Name|| Alias/Nickname || Gender || Species|| Puritan? || Revive? || Method || Requests

Please place your entry in alphabetical order, according to the surname of the crewmember.

Files

Name				Gender	Species	Puritan?	Revive?	Method	Eulogizer	Requests
Surname	Middle Name	First Name	Nickname/Alias
DeLaCreme	Sophie Marie	Fleur	N/A	Female	Human	Y	Borg only	Officer (see note)	Closest friend or N/A	Roses in casket with/without body. No weapon fire, only salute.
Geravo	Sunny	Rico	N/A	Male	Human	Y	N	Officer's (if Security/Command), otherwise Terran	Closest friend or acting department head	Food and drink, preferably alcoholic, are to be served before and after funeral proceeds. If applicable, any weapons are to be placed in the casket with the body. The worst music you can find is to be played as the body is launched. Yes, I'm serious.
Morphis	James	Cronos	N/A	Male	Human?	We don't know	Y	Funeral is to be held at an exotic location, accessed through telescience.	Closest friend or N/A	If the body was somehow recovered, perform the ceremony with a closed casket if necrotic damage is too severe to make out facial features. After service, send off determinant on location chosen. Stay adventurous.
Neugbauer	Von	Konrad	N/A	Male	Human	Y	N	Delayed Funeral	N/A	Please place Faith and a bottle of holy water in my casket.
Worm	The	Dr.	N/A	N/A	Skeleton	Y	SR only	Jazz funeral	Any onboard skeletons or N/A	Party with the preserved corpse one last time as though they were alive.