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hey i make things.
Hey I make things.
==this is the thing i'm working on.==
Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the [[Chef|chef]] to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.


==Snacks==
==Things I've done.==
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Available from!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|-
|[[File:DonutV2.png]] [[File:FrostedDonutV2.png]]||Donut||Vendor, kitchen||Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Robust Donut"
|[[File:RobustDonut.png]]||Robust donut||[[Security Objects#Security Weapons Vendor|Sec weapons vendor]]||In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of [[Chemicals#Sugar|sugar]], 12u of [[Chemicals#Epinephrine|epinephrine]], and 12u of [[Chemicals#Synaptizine|synaptizine]]. You can also take more bites out of it.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Potato Chips"
|[[File:ChipsV2.png]]||Chips||Vendor||The bag adds to the crunch!||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Candy Bar"
|[[File:candy.png]]||Candy||Vendor||Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside [[General Objects#Razor Blade|usually...]]Don't take candy from strange [[Barber|barbers]].||None
|-
|[[File:FriesV3.png]]||Fries||Vendor, kitchen||French fries from a vending machine! Delicious!||None
|-id="Popsicle"
|[[Image:Popsicle-wrapper.png]] [[Image:Popsicle-unwrapped.gif]]||Popsicle||Vendor, kitchen|| Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a [[#Popsicle Stick|popsicle stick]], naturally.||[[#Cold|Cold]]
|-
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]]||Popcorn||Kitchen||Unsalted with no butter.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|-
|[[File:OnionChipsV2.png]]||Onion chips||Kitchen||Chips made from onions. Don't judge.||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|-
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]]||Nougat bar||Kitchen||With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want.||None
|-
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]]||Granola bar||Kitchen||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|-
|[[Image:CookieTin.png]]||Cookie tin||Kitchen||Contains 7x [[#Sugar Cookie|butter cookies]]. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.||N/A
|-
|[[Image:Popsicle-box.png]]||Popsicle Box||Refrigerator||Contains 7x [[#Popsicle|popsicles!]]||N/A
|-
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]]||Hetz' Cup||Kitchen||Must be unwrapped before being eaten.||None
|-
|[[Image:CandyAppleV3.png]] [[File:DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png]]||Candy apple||Kitchen||A delectable and possibly spooky treat.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|-
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]]||Candy cane||Kitchen||Festive!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|-
|[[Image:Yoghurt.png]]||Yoghurt||Kitchen||Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a [[Santa Claus|certain jolly man]].||None
|-
|[[Image:Pickle.png]]||Pickle||Kitchen||A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash.||None.
|- id="Swedish Fisk"
|[[Image:SwedishFiskBag.png]] [[Image:SwedishFiskV2.png]]||Swedish Fisk||[[Kitchen]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Swedium|swedium]]. Bork Bork Bork!||None
|- id="Extravagant Chocolate Gateau"
|[[Image:ExtravagantChocolateGateau.png]]||Extravagant Chocolate Gateau||Kitchen||A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Cold|Cold]]
|- id="Fortune Cookie"
|[[Image:FortuneCookie.png]]||Fortune Cookie|| [[Quartermaster#Golden Gannets Delivery|Quartermaster]] || A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.||None
|- id="Chinese Takeout Carton"
|[[Image:ChineseTakeoutCarton.png]]||Chinese takeout carton|| [[Quartermaster#Golden Gannets Delivery|Quartermaster]] || A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".||没有
|- id="Candy Heart"
|[[Image:CandyHeartBox.png]] [[Image:CandyHeartO.png]] || Candy heart || [[Quartermaster#Candy Crate|Quartermaster]] || Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!||None
|- id="Peach Ring"
|[[Image:PeachRingBagV2.png]] [[Image:PeachRingV2.png]]||Peach ring||[[Quartermaster#Candy Crate|Quartermaster]],[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains a tiny bit of [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|peach juice]].||None
|- id="Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel"
|[[Image:DelectableDanScrumptiousStrudel.png]]||Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel ||[[#GTM|GTMs]]|| Contains [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|strawberry juice]], vanilla, and three random [[Chemicals#Miscellaneous|miscellaenous reagents]]!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Cinnamon Sugar Donut"
|[[Image:CinnamonSugarDonutV2.png]]||Cinnamon sugar donut||[[#GTM|GTMs]]|| Absolutely chockful of sugar.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Little Danny's Snack Cake"
|[[Image:LittleDannySnackCake.png]]||Little Danny's Snack Cake||[[Hacking#Fabricators and Vending Machines|Hacked]] [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]|| Comes in many colors and with [[Chemicals#Partially Hydrogenated Space Soybean Oil|bad grease]], [[Chemicals#VHFCS|VHFCS]], "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf"
|[[Image:LittleDannyLegallyDistinctCremeFilledSnackLoaf.png]]||Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf||[[Guide to Mining#Abandoned crates|Abandoned crates]], most [[Listening Post]]s||A regular [[#Little Danny's Snack Cake|snack cake]] that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Descuento Danito's Burritos"
|[[File:FoodBurrito.png]]||Descuento Danito's Burritos||Snacks Vendor||Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a [[#Golden Ticket|golden ticket]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles"
|[[File:DiscountDanQuikNoodlesV2.png]]||Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles||Snacks Vendor||Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.||N/A
|- id="Hungry Dan's TV Dinner"
|[[File:DiscountDanTVDinnerV2.png]]||Hungry Dan's TV Dinners||Snacks Vendor||Yum. Also equipped with a heater.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Lollipop"
|[[Image:Lollipop.png]]||Lollipop||Medbay||A healthy snack containing a small amount of [[Doctoring#Drugs|medicine]], such as charcoal or saline.||None
|- id="Caramel Creme"
|[[Image:CaramelCreme.png]]||Goatze's Caramel Creme||Goodybags|| Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Candy Corn"
|[[Image:CandyCornV2.png]]||Candy corn||Goodybags|| Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and [[Chemicals#Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil|bad oil]] to rub it in.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="-1 Bar"
|[[Image:NegativeBar.png]]||-1 Bar||[[Cyborg#Brobocop|Food synthesizers]]||Possibly healthy.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans"
|[[Image:EveryFlavourBeans.png]] [[Image:EveryFlavourBean.png]]||Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans||[[Wizard's Den]], [[Trench]]||Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at [[Wizard#WizardBeans|Wizard]].||None
|- id="Yellow Cake"
|[[Image:Yellowcake.png]]||Yellow cake||[[Research Wing|RD Office]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Uranium|uranium]]. Safe and delicious!||None
|- id="Pope Crunch"
|[[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||Pope Crunch||Crew quarters||Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.||None
|- id="Roach Puffs"
|[[Image:RoachPuffs.png]]||Roach Puffs||[[Kitchen#Oshan|Oshan Kitchen]] [[Maintenance|maint]]|| Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...||None
|- id="Shredded Syndies"
|[[Image:SyndicateShreddies.png]]||Shredded Syndies||[[#GTM|GTM]], [[Listening Post#Oshan|Ocean Listening Post]]|| Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with [[Chemicals#Atropine|atropine]] & [[Chemicals#Space Drugs|space drugs]].||None
|- id="Telecrystal"
|[[Image:telecrystal.gif]]||Telecrystal||[[Guide to Mining#Telecrystal|Mining]]||Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.||None?
|- id="Viscerite"
|[[Image:Viscerite.png]]||Viscerite||[[Guide to Mining#Viscerite|Mining]]||Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of [[Chemicals#Synthflesh|synthflesh]], but watch out for the [[Chemicals#Loose Screws|other stuff]] in there...||None?
|- id="Flockburger"
|[[Image:FlockBurger.png]]||Flockburger||[[Debris Field]]/[[Oshan]] [[Z-level#Station|station level]] merchant||Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Weird Cheese"
|[[Image:WeirdCheeseV2.png]]||Weird cheese||[[Mining Outpost]], [[Chemicals#Weird Cheese|chemistry]]||Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Funny-Looking Can"
|[[Image:FunnyLookingCan.png]]||Funny-looking can||[[Manta#Off-Station|Abandoned derelict]]||Is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming surströmming]. For [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-B|Swedes]], makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become [[Guide to Genetics#Apocrine Enhancement|extra stinky]].||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Zongzi"
|[[File:ZongziWrappedV2.png]] [[File:ZongziV2.png]]||Zongzi||[[Spacebux#Purchasable Items|Spacebux lunchboxes]]|| Space Chinese snack currently found only in [[Spacebux#Purchasable Items|lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux]]. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|-
|[[File:AppleV3.png]]||Apple||Hydroponics||The Medical department's most hated fruit.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:BananaV2.png]]||Banana||Hydroponics||Peel it first!||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:OrangeV3.png]]||Orange||Hydroponics||A bitter citrus based fruit.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:LemonV3.png]]||Lemon||Hydroponics||A sour citrus based fruit. Goes great to decorate drinks||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:LimeV3.png]]||Lime||Hydroponics||An extra sour citrus based fruit. Goes great to decorate drinks.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:StrawberryV2.png]]||Strawberry||Hydroponics||Neither straw nor berry.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:AvocadoV2.png]]||Avocado||Hydroponics||Still good since 8000 B.C.E.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:GrapesV2.png]]||Grapes||Hydroponics||Comes in two colors: Green and not green.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:MelonSliceV2.png]]||Melon slice||Hydroponics||Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:FoodHoney.png]]||Honey||Hydroponics||Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.||None
|-
|[[File:CarrotV3.png]]||Carrot||Hydroponics||Good for your eyes.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:SlurrypodV2.png]]||Slurryfruit||Hydroponics||Poisonous!||None
|-
|[[File:EggplantV3.png]]||Eggplant||Hydroponics||Has a chance to be censored.||None
|-
|[[File:CoconutMeatV2.png]]||Coconut meat||Hydroponics|| Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:PineappleSliceV2.png]]||Pineapple slice||Hydroponics|| No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|-
|[[File:BambooShoot.png]]||Bamboo shoot||Hydroponics|| Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="?????"
|[[File:FoodYuckV2.png]]||?????||Incompetent chef|| Contains [[Chemicals#????|???? (reagent)]]. The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...||None
|- id="Smoldering Mess"
|[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png]]||Smoldering Mess||Incompetent chef||Also contains [[Chemicals#????|????]]. The result of overcooking something.||None
|- id="Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods"
|[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png]]||Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods||Incompetent(?) chef||Contains [[Chemicals#????|????]] as well. Result of leaving something in the [[Foods and Drinks#Deep Fryer|fryer]] for too long.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|}


==Drinks==
-All food effects (At the time) to the food and drinks page.
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Type!!Available from!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="Booze-O-Mat"
|[[Image:AlcoholVendingMachine.png]]||Booze-O-Mat||{{N/a}}||Bar||Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
|- id="Space Beer"
|[[File:BeerKeg.png]] [[File:SpaceBeerV3.png]]||Space beer||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Fancy Beer"
|[[Image:BeerBox.png]] [[File:HoboBeerV2.png]]||Fancy beer||Alcohol||Bar|| Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
|- id="Cider"
|[[File:CiderV2.png]]||Cider||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Mead"
|[[File:MeadV2.png]]||Mead||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Wine"
|[[File:WineV2.png]]||Wine||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Hobo Wine"
|[[Image:HoboWine2.png]]||Hobo wine||Alcohol||???|| Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
|- id="Vodka"
|[[File:Vodka.png]]||Vodka||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Gin"
|[[Image:GinBottle.png]]||Gin||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Tequila"
|[[Image:TequilaNew.png]]||Tequila||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Champagne"
|[[File:ChampagneV2.png]]||Champagne||Alcohol||Bar||Hit [[Space Pod|pods]], [[Security Objects#Segway|segways]] or [[Syndicate Items#Clown Car|other vehicles]] with the {{Harm}} intent to rename them.
|- id="Rum"
|[[File:DrinkRum.png]]||Rum||Alcohol||Bar||Spaced rum bottles also contain [[Chemicals#Yobihodazine|yobihodazine]].
|- id="Bo Jack Daniel's"
|[[File:BoJackDanielV3.png]]||Bo Jack Daniel's||Alcohol||Bar||A real man's drink!
|- id="Stinkeye's Special Reserve"
|[[File:BoJackDanielV3.png]]||Stinkeye's Special Reserve||Alcohol||???||A favourite of captains everywhere.
|- id="Curacao Liqueur"
|[[Image:CuracaoLiqueur.png]]||Curacao Liqueur||Alcohol||[[Quartermaster#Alcohol Resupply Crate|Alcohol Resupply Crate]], [[Trench]]|| Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
|- id="Cristal Champagne"
|[[File:CristalChampagneV2.png]]||Cristal Champagne||Alcohol||[[Bar#Manta|Manta Bar]]||Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the [[#Champagne|regular version]].
|- id
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]]||Egg nog||Other||Bar, kitchen||
|-
|[[File:DrinkMilk.png]]||Creaca's Space Milk||Other||Kitchen|| Contains 50 units of, well, [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]].
|-
|[[Image:QuiltyFarmsMilk.png]]||Quilty Farms Milk||Other||Kitchen|| As expected, contains 50 units of [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]].
|- id="Space Cola"
|[[File:DrinkCola.png]]||Space cola||Soda||Vendor, kitchen||Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
|- id="Fancy Cola"
|[[File:RandomColas.png]]||Fancy cola||Soda||Vendor|| Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Cola|cola]], 10 u of [[Chemicals#Very-High-Fructose Corn Syrup|VHFCS]], and 10 u of a random drink, such as [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|ginger ale]] or strawberry milk.
|- id="Decirprevo Bottled Water"
|[[File:DrinkDecirprevo.png]]||Decirprevo Bottled Water||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Robust-Eez"
|[[File:DrinkRobusteez.png]]||Robust-Eez||Soda||Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|methamphetamine]].
|- id="Grife-O"
|[[File:DrinkGrifeo.png]]||Grife-O||Soda||Vendor||A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
|- id="Dr. Pubber"
|[[File:DrinkPubber.png]]||Dr. Pubber||Soda||Vendor||Contains morphine and haloperidol.
|- id="Grones Soda"
|[[File:DrinkGrones.png]]||Grones Soda||Soda||Vendor||Comes in random flavours.
|- id="Spooky Dan's"
|[[File:DrinkSpooky.png]]||Spooky Dan's||Soda||Vendor||Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
|- id="Orange-Aid"
|[[File:DrinkOrangeaid.png]]||Orange-Aid||Soda||Vendor||Contains [[Doctoring#Oculine|oculine]].
|- id="Lime-Aid"
|[[File:DrinkLimeaid.png]]||Lime-Aid||Other||Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Antihol|antihol]].
|- id="Soft Soft Pizza"
|[[File:soft-soft-pizza-full.png]]||Soft Soft Pizza||Other||Hacked Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Pizza|liquid pizza]]... What?
|- id="Robust Coffee"
|[[File:DrinkCoffee.png]]||Robust Coffee||Other||Vendor|| Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
|- id="Happy Elf Hot Chocolate"
|[[File:HappyElfHotChocolateV2.png]]||Happy Elf Hot Chocolate||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Chicken Soup"
|[[File:ChickenSoup.png]]||Chicken Soup||Other||Vendor||Can cure [[Virus|minor diseases]].
|- id="Weight-Loss Shake"
|[[File:WeightLossShake.png]]||Weight-Loss Shake||Other||Vendor||Contains [[Chemicals#Lipolicide|lipolicide]].
|- id="Tea"
|[[File:FoodTea.png]]||Tea||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Wired Dan's Kafe Kick"
|[[File:DrinkCoffee.png]]||Wired Dan's Kafe Kick||Other||Hacked Vendor|| A daily fix of [[Chemicals#Drugs|drugs]] and [[Chemicals#Poisons and Toxic Shit|poison]], diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
|- id="Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale"
|[[File:DelightfulDanGingerAleV2.png]]||Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale||Other||[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains, as expected, [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|ginger ale]].
|- id="Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch"
|[[Image:DelightfulDanPeachyPunch.png]]||Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch||Other||[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|peach juice]].
|- id="Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic"
|[[File:DrowsyDansTerrificTonicV2.png]]||Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic||Other||[[#GTM|GTM]]||Contains 25 units of [[#Lemonade|lemonade]]... and 25 units of [[Chemicals#Ether|ether]].
|- id="2010 Vintage"
|[[Image:2010Vintage.png]]||2010 Vintage||Other...||[[Courtroom]]||Contains finely aged...[[Chemicals#Urine|piss]].
|- id="Mugwort Tea"
|[[Image:Mugwort.png]]||Mugwort tea||Other||[[Wizard's Den]]||A bitter tea with magical protective properties. [[Chemicals#Mugwort|Heals]] wizards.
|- id="Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls"
|[[Image:BroteinShakeDragonBalls.png]]||Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls||Other||[[Quartermaster#Buy! Sell!|Josh, QM Trader]]||Contains [[Chemicals#Energy Drink|energy drink]].
|}


===Dispenser===
-Retention center on the adventure zone page
[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] [[Image:FancyCocktails.png]]


The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.
-A majority of the medals on the medal page


A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.  
==This is the thing i'm working on.==


Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.
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Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the [[Chef]]. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.
 
{| style="font-size: 100%;" class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Item
! class="unsortable" | Icon
! colspan=2 | <abbr title="Ethanol">Eth.</abbr>
! Recipe
! class="unsortable" | Info
 
|- id="Fruit Wedges"
! Fruit wedges
| <center>[[Image:FruitWedges.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[Image:OrangeV3.png]] / [[Image:LimeV3.png]] / [[Image:LemonV3.png]] / [[File:GrapefruitV2.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]
| Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively [[Guide to Botany#Grapefruit|grown via botany]].
 
|- id="Maraschino cherry"
! Maraschino cherry
| <center>[[Image:MaraschinoCherry.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[File:CherryV4.png]] + [[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]
|
 
|- id="Soda Water"
! Soda Water
| <center>[[Image:SodaWater.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Carbon + Oxygen + Water
| A cocktail ingredient.
 
|- id="Cola"
! Cola
| <center>[[Image:GlassOfCola.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Soda Water|Soda Water]] + Sugar
| Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
 
|- id="Simple Syrup"
! Simple Syrup
| <center>[[Image:SimpleSyrup.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Sugar + Water heated to 180
| Another cocktail ingredient.
 
|- id="Lemonade"
! Lemonade
| <center>[[Image:Lemonade.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
|
 
|- id="Pink Lemonade"
! Pink Lemonade
| <center>[[Image:Pink_Lemonade.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + Grenadine
|
 
|- id="Limeade"
! Limeade
| <center>[[Image:Limeade.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Lime juice + Sugar
|
 
|- id="Egg Nog"
! Egg nog
| <center>[[Image:EggNog.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Egg|Egg]] + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
| Decays into 1.2u sugar
 
|- id="Chocolate Milk"
! Chocolate milk
| <center>[[Image:ChocolateMilk.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Chocolate + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Strawberry Milk"
! Strawberry milk
| <center>[[Image:StrawberryMilk.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry juice]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Sweet Tea"
! Sweet tea
| <center>[[Image:SweetTea.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Tea|Tea]] + Sugar
|
 
|- id="Half and Half"
! Half and Half
| <center>[[Image:HalfAndHalf.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] + Lemon juice OR [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] OR [[#Tea|Tea]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Honey Tea"
! Tea with honey
| <center>[[Image:TeawithHoney.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Tea|Tea]] + [[#Honey|Honey]]
| Makes you feel relaxed.
 
|- id="Mint Tea"
! Tea with mint
| <center>[[Image:TeaWithMint.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Tea|Tea]] + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
|
 
|- id="Triple Citrus"
! Triple Citrus
| <center>[[Image:TripleJuice.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice
| Heals a little bit of [[Doctoring#Toxin|{{TOX}}]] damage.
 
|- id="Screwdriver"
! Screwdriver
| <center>[[Image:DrinkScrewdriver.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + Orange juice
| Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other [[Engineering Objects#Screwdriver|screwdriver]].
 
|- id="Sex on the Beach"
! Sex on the Beach
| <center>[[Image:SexOnTheBeach.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Cranberry juice
| Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
 
|- id="Vodka Gimlet"
! Vodka Gimlet
| <center>[[Image:VodkaGimlet.png|16px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Cosmopolitan"
! Cosmopolitan
| <center>[[Image:Cosmopolitan.png|16px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Vodka Gimlet|Vodka Gimlet]] + Cranberry juice
|
 
|- id="Bloody Mary"
! Bloody Mary
| <center>[[Image:BloodyMary.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + Tomato juice
|
 
|- id="Bloody Scary"
! Bloody Scary
| <center>[[Image:BloodyScary.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vodka + [[Changeling]] blood
|
 
|- id="Vodka Martini"
! Vodka Martini
| <center>[[Image:Martini.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vodka + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Vodka Tonic"
! Vodka Tonic
| <center>[[Image:GinAndTonic.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + Tonic water
|
 
|- id="Phil Collins"
! Phil Collins
| <center>[[Image:Phil_Collins.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Vodka Tonic|Vodka Tonic]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Mind Eraser"
! Mind Eraser
| <center>[[Image:MindEraserNew.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Vodka Tonic|Vodka Tonic]] + [[#Coffee|Robust Coffee]]
|
 
|- id="Black Russian"
! Black Russian
| <center>[[Image:BlackRussianNew.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Vodka + [[#Coffee|Robust Coffee]] {{OR}} Vodka + [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]]
|
 
|- id="White Russian"
! White Russian
| <center>[[Image:WhiteRussianNew.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Espresso Martini"
! Espresso Martini
| <center>[[Image:EspressoMartini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]]
|
 
|- id="Suicider"
! Suicider
| <center>[[Image:SuiciderV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| Vodka + Cider + [[Chemicals#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] + [[Chemicals#Welding Fuel|Welding fuel]]
| Can also be extracted or distilled from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].
 
|- id="Murdini"
! Murdini
| <center>[[Image:Murdini.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Martini|Martini]] + Apple juice + [[Chemicals#Suicider|Suicider]]
|
 
|- id="Port"
! Port
| <center>[[Image:Port.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron
| Has a chance to teleport you at random.
 
|- id="Crème de Menthe"
! Crème de Menthe
| <center>[[Image:CremeDeMenthe.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Vodka + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
|
 
|- id="Grasshopper"
! Grasshopper
| <center>[[Image:Grasshopper.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Crème de Menthe|Crème de Menthe]] + Vanilla + [[Chemicals#Chocolate|Chocolate]]
| Turns you into a [[Guide to Genetics#Blattodean Genetics|roachperson]] for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
 
|- id="Peach Schnapps"
! Peach Schnapps
| <center>[[Image:PeachSchnapps.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Peach Juice|Peach Juice]]
| Rarely, decays into [[Chemicals#VHFCS|VHFCS]].
 
|- id="Moscow Mule"
! Moscow Mule
| <center>[[Image:MoscowMule.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Vodka + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]] + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Blue Lagoon"
! Blue Lagoon
| <center>[[Image:BlueLagoon.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Vodka + [[#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Sea Breeze"
! Sea Breeze
| <center>[[Image:SeaBreeze.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Vodka + Cranberry Juice + [[Chemicals#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit juice]]
|
 
|- id="Bilk"
! Bilk
| <center>[[Image:Bilk.png|8px]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| Beer + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
| Tries to treat suffocation by keeping [[Doctoring#LOSEBREATH|LOSEBREATH]] and {{OXY}} at a treatable level, like a weaker version of [[Chemicals#Ephedrine|ephedrine]].
 
|- id="Beepskybräu"
! Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
| <center>[[Image:Beepskybräu.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Beer + [[Chemicals#Nanomachines|Nanomachines]]
| Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a [[vehicle]].
 
|- id="Snakebite"
! Snakebite
| <center>[[Image:Snakebite.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Beer + Cider
|
 
|- id="Diesel"
! Diesel
| <center>[[Image:Diesel.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| [[#Snakebite|Snakebite]] + Cranberry juice
|
 
|- id="Radler"
! Radler
| <center>[[Image:Radler.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Beer + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Michelada"
! Michelada
| <center>[[Image:Michelada.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Beer + Tomato Juice + [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
 
|- id="BOOrbon"
! BOOrbon
| <center>[[Image:BOOburonV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Bourbon + [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
| Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
 
|- id="Whiskey Sour"
! Whiskey Sour
| <center>[[Image:WhiskeySourNew.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Bourbon + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Manhattan"
! Manhattan
| <center>[[Image:Manhattan.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
|
 
|- id="Hunchback"
! Hunchback
| <center>[[Image:Hunchback.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Bourbon + [[#Cola|Cola]] + Tomato juice
| See [[Chemicals#Hunchback|Chemicals]].
 
|- id="Duck Fart"
! Duck Fart
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Bourbon + [[#Coffee|Robust Coffee]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
|
 
|- id="Irish Coffee"
! Irish Coffee
| <center>[[Image:IrishCoffee.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Bourbon + [[#Coffee|Robust Coffee]] + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]]
| Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make [[#Duck Fart|Duck Fart]].
 
|- id="Old Fashioned"
! Old Fashioned
| <center>[[Image:OldFashionedV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .5
| Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
|
 
|- id="Mint Julep"
! Mint Julep
| <center>[[Image:MintJulep.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Bourbon + Sugar + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
| Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
 
|- id="Horse's Neck"
! Horse's Neck
| <center>[[Image:HorsesNeck.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .5
| Bourbon + Bitters + [[Chemicals#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]]
| Neighs on mixing
 
|- id="Hot Toddy"
! Hot Toddy
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Bourbon + [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] + Lemon Juice
| Does not need heating.
 
|- id="Jean Harlow"
! Jean Harlow
| <center>[[Image:JeanHarlow.png|16px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Rum + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Planter's Punch"
! Planter's Punch
| <center>[[Image:PlantersPunch.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Rum + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Sangria"
! Sangria
| <center>[[Image:Sangria.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Planter's Punch|Planter's Punch]] + Wine + Orange juice
| Warms you up a little bit.
 
|- id="Mai Tai"
! Mai Tai
| <center>[[Image:MaiTai.png|18px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
|
 
|- id="Rum and Cola"
! Rum and Cola
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.7" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .7
| Rum + Cola
|
 
|- id="Space-Cuba Libre"
! Space-Cuba Libre
| <center>[[Image:Space-CubaLibre.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| [[#Rum and Cola|Rum and Cola]] + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Daiquiri"
! Daiquiri
| <center>[[Image:Daiquiri.png|16px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Rum + Lime juice + Sugar
| Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
 
|- id="Mojito"
! Mojito
| <center>[[Image:Mojito.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Daiquiri|Daiquiri]] + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
|
 
|- id="Piña Colada"
! Piña Colada
| <center>[[Image:PinaColadaV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
|
 
|- id="Blue Hawaiian"
! Blue Hawaiian
| <center>[[Image:BlueHawaiian.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.18" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .18
| Rum + Coconut Milk + [[#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]] + Pineapple juice + [[Chemicals#Ice|Ice]] '''<br>OR<br>''' [[#Piña Colada|Piña Colada]] + [[#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]] + [[Chemicals#Ice|Ice]]
|
 
|- id="Gunfire"
! Gunfire
| <center>[[Image:Gunfire.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Tea + Rum
| Makes a silly sound on mixing.
 
|- id="Brass Monkey"
! Brass Monkey
| <center>[[Image:BrassMonkey.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice
| Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
 
|- id="Fluffy Critter"
! Fluffy Critter
| <center>[[Image:FluffyCritter.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]]
| Coos on creation.
 
|- id="Hot Buttered Rum"
! Hot Buttered Rum
| <center>[[Image:HotButteredRum.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Rum + Cider + Butter
| Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
 
|- id="Spiced Rum"
! Spiced Rum
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Rum + [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
 
|- id="Gin and Tonic"
! Gin and Tonic
| <center>[[Image:GinAndTonic.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Gin + Tonic water
|
 
|- id="Pink Gin and Tonic"
! Pink Gin and Tonic
| <center>[[Image:PinkGinAndTonic.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + Bitters
|
 
|- id="Gin and Chronic"
! Gin and Chronic
| <center>[[Image:GinandChronic.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|Tetrahydrocannabinol]]
| Decays into [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol |THC]] as well as ethanol.
 
|- id="Gin and Sonic"
! Gin and Sonic
| <center>[[Image:GinAndSonicV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]]
| Juice Time. Decays into [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|meth]] as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
 
|- id="Tom Collins"
! Tom Collins
| <center>[[Image:TomCollins.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.18" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .18
| [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Gin Fizz"
! Gin Fizz
| <center>[[Image:GinFizz.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Gin + Lemon juice + Water
|
 
|- id="Gimlet"
! Gimlet
| <center>[[Image:Gimlet.png|16px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Gin + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Martini"
! Martini
| <center>[[Image:Martini.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Gin + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Negroni"
! Negroni
| <center>[[Image:NegroniV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| [[#Martini|Martini]] + Bitters
|
 
|- id="Necroni"
! Necroni
| <center>[[Image:NecroniV2.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .5
| [[#Negroni|Negroni]] + [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
| Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
 
|- id="Nicotini"
! Nicotini
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[#Martini|Martini]] + [[Chemicals#Nicotine|Nicotine]]
| Creates some [[Chemicals#Nicotine|nicotine]] as it decays.
 
|- id="French 75"
! French 75
| <center>[[Image:French75.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.15" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .15
| Gin + Champagne + [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]]
|
 
|- id="Derby"
! Derby
| <center>[[Image:Derby.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Gin + Bitters + [[Chemicals#Mint|Mint]]
| One of many drinks with the same name.
 
|- id="Bee's Knees"
! Bee's Knees
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Gin + Lemon Juice + [[Chemicals#Honey|Honey]]
|
 
|- id="Tequini"
! Tequini
| <center>[[Image:Tequini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Tequila + Vermouth
|
 
|- id="Brave Bull"
! Brave Bull
| <center>[[Image:BraveBullNew.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.35" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .35
| Tequila + [[#Coffee|Robust Coffee]]
| Mild stun reduction.
 
|- id="Prairie Fire"
! Prairie Fire
| <center>[[Image:PrairieFire.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.25" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .25
| Tequila + [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Sometimes decays into [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]] and [[Chemicals#Histamine|histamine]] as well as ethanol.
 
|- id="Margarita"
! Margarita
| <center>[[Image:Margarita.png|16px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.2" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .2
| Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
|
 
|- id="Tequila Sunrise"
! Tequila Sunrise
| <center>[[Image:TequilaSunrise.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.22" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .22
| Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
|
 
|- id="Paloma"
! Paloma
| <center>[[Image:Paloma.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .1
| Tequila + [[Chemicals#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit juice]] + Lime juice
|
 
|- id="Mimosa"
! Mimosa
| <center>[[Image:Mimosa.png|Mimosa.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.05" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .05
| Champagne + Orange juice
|
 
|- id="Kalimixto"
! Kalimixto
| <center>[[Image:Kalimixto.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Wine + [[#Cola|Cola]]
|
 
|- id="Rose"
! Rose
| <center>[[Image:Rose.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| Vermouth + Cherry Juice + [[Chemicals#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]]
|
 
|- id="Long Beach Iced Tea"
! Long Beach Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:LongBeachIcedTea.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Tequila + [[#Sex on the Beach|Sex on the Beach]] +<br>Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
|
 
|- id="Long Island Iced Tea"
! Long Island Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:LongIslandIcedTea.png|12px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .4
| Tequila + [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Rum +<br>Gin + Lemon j. + Cola {{OR}} Tequila + [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + Gin + Lemon j. + [[#Rum and Cola|Rum and Cola]]
|
 
|- id="Three Mile Island Iced Tea"
! Three Mile Island Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:ThreeMileIslandIcedTea.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="0.6" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .6
| Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + [[Foods and Drinks#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao]]
| Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
 
|- id="Ling Island Iced Tea"
! Ling Island Iced Tea
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]] + [[Chemicals#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]]
| When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
 
|- id="Ecto Cooler"
! Ecto Cooler
| <center>[[Image:EctoCooler.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] + [[Chemicals#Uranium|Uranium]] + Orange juice
| Decays into [[Chemicals#VHFCS|VHFCS]] and has a chance to produce [[Chemicals#Strange Green Goop|strange green goop]] as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
 
|- id="Squeeze"
! Squeeze
| <center>[[Image:Squeeze.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Bread|Bread (reagent)]] + [[Chemicals#Welding Fuel|Welding fuel]]
| Stuns and infects the consumer with [[Virus#Known viruses|food poisoning]].
 
|- id="Expresso"
! Expresso
| <center>[[Image:Expresso.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]] + [[Chemicals#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]]
| Hurts your [[Doctoring#Brain|brain]] real bad.
 
|- id="Triple Triple"
! Triple Triple
| <center>[[Image:TripleTriple.png]]</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]] + [[Chemicals#Triplepiss|Triplepiss]] + [[Chemicals#Triple Meth|Triple meth]]
| Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
 
|- id="Mewtini"
! Mewtini
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs|Cat Drugs]] + [[Chemicals#Mutini Hint|Mutini]] + [[Chemicals#Milk|Milk]] + [[Chemicals#Catonium|Catonium]]
| Infects you with [[Virus#Toxoplasmosis|toxoplasmosis]], which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the [[Captain's Quarters]], not ''those'' kind, you perv.
 
|- id="Honky Tonic"
! Honky Tonic
| <center>[[Image:Honky_Tonic.png|8px]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| Tonic Water + [[Chemicals#Space Lube|Space Lube]] + [[Chemicals#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] + [[Chemicals#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]
| A very [[Clown]]-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
 
|- id="Freeze"
! Freeze
| <center>[[Image:Freeze.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="4" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 4
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Freeze Hint|Secret!]]
| Stuns, makes you [[Adventure Zone#Theta Outpost|Ice Moon]] cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
 
|- id="Dragon's Breath"
! Dragon's Breath
| <center>[[Image:DragonBreath.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 5
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Dragon's Breath Hint|Secret!]]
| Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by [[Chemicals#Milk|milk]].
 
|- id="Grog"
! Grog
| <center>[[Image:Grog.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="5" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 5
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Grog Hint|Secret!]]
| Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
 
|- id="Mutini"
! Mutini
| <center>[[Image:Mutini.png]]</center>
| data-sort-value="1" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" |
| [[Chemicals#Mutini Hint|Secret!]]
| Grants hella loads of [[Guide to Genetics#Possible Mutations|mutations]], then removes them all when it exits your system.
 
|- id="Sheltergrog"
! Sheltergrog
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="1.8" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 1
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .8
| [[Chemicals#Sheltergrog Hint|Secret!]]
| Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
 
|- id="Sheltestgrog"
! Sheltestgrog
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| colspan=2 {{n/a}}
| [[Chemicals#Sheltestgrog Hint|Secret!]]
| Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*
 
|- id="Bombini"
! Bombini
| <center>{{Missing Value|TBA}}</center>
| data-sort-value="0.3" style="text-align:right; border-right:none; padding-right:0;" | 0
| style="text-align:left; border-left: none; padding-left: 0;" | .3
| [[Chemicals#Bombini Hint|Secret!]]
| Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.
|}
 
===Still===
[[Image:Still.png]]
 
Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!
<!-- no row IDs here because most of these chems are covered or are planned to be covered elsewhere where there's more info so it's often better to just link to the still section that explains what the still does, how to use it, and where to find it-->
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! class="unsortable"| Icon
! Input
! style="width:13em" | Output 1
! style="width:13em" | Output 2
|-
| <center>[[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Wheat]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Wheat|Wheat]]
| Beer
| {{N/a|sort=Z|}}
|-
| <center>[[Image:SteelWheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat|Steelwheat]]
| Beer
| Iron
|-
| <center>[[Image:Foodroburger.png|link=#Roburger]]</center>
| [[#Roburger|Roburger]]
| [[Chemicals#Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier|Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier]]
| rowspan=16 {{N/a|sort=Z|}}
|-
| <center>[[Image:AppleV3.png|link=#Apple]]</center>
| [[#Apple|Apple]]
| Cider
|-
| <center>[[File:PearV2.png|link=#Guide to Botany#Pear]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Pear|Pear]]
| Cider
|-
| <center>[[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]]</center>
| [[#Honey|Honey]]
| Mead
|-
| <center>[[File:GrapesV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Grape]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Grape|Grapes]]
| Wine
|-
| <center>[[Image:GreenGrapesV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Green Grape]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Green Grape|Green Grapes]]
| White Wine
|-
| <center>[[Image:PotatoV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Potato]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Potato|Potato]]
| Vodka
|-
| <center>[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Corn]]</center>
| [[#Corn|Corn cob]]
| Bourbon
|-
| <center>[[Image:Rice.png|link=Guide to Botany#Rice]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Rice|Rice sprig]]
| Rice wine
|-
| <center>[[Image:SugarcaneV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sugar]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Sugar|Sugarcane]]
| Rum
|-
| <center>[[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]</center>
| [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
| Rum
|-
| <center>[[File:AsomnaBarkV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Asomna]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Asomna|Asomna Bark]]
| Tea
|-
| <center>[[Image:CatnipV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Catnip]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Catnip|Nepeta cataria]]
| [[Chemicals#Cat Drugs|Cat drugs]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=Guide to Botany#Mint]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Mint|Mint leaf]]
| [[Chemicals#Menthol|Menthol]]
|-
| <center>[[File:BiliousIpecacuanhaRoot.png]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|Bilious ipecacuanha root]]
| [[Chemicals#Green Vomit|Green vomit]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:SassafrasRootV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sassafras]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Sassafras|Sassafras root]]
| [[Chemicals#Sarsaparilla|Sarsaparilla]]
|-
| <center>[[File:CannabisLeafV2.png|link=#Guide to Botany#Cannabis]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Cannabis|Cannabis leaf]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
|-
| <center>[[Image:RainbowWeed.gif|link=Guide to Botany#Rainbow Weed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Rainbow Weed|Rainbow Weed]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
| [[Chemicals#Lysergic Acid Diethylamide|LSD]]
|-
| <center>[[File:LifeWeedV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lifeweed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Lifeweed|Lifeweed]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
|[[Chemicals#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|-
| <center>[[File:DeathWeedV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Deathweed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Deathweed|Deathweed]]
| [[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
| [[Chemicals#Cyanide|Cyanide]]
|-
| <center>[[File:OmegaWeedV2.gif|link=Guide to Botany#Omega Weed]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|Omega Weed]]
| colspan=2 data-sort-value="ZZ"|Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!
Expand for full list:
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:70%">
<div style="font-weight:bold">Omega Weed Output</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
*[[Chemicals#Atropine|Atropine]]
*[[Chemicals#Bath Salts|Bath salts]]
*[[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
*[[Chemicals#Cat Drugs|Cat drugs]]
*[[Chemicals#Crank|Crank]]
*[[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]]
*[[Chemicals#Hairgrownium|Hairgrownium]]
*[[Chemicals#Haloperidol|Haloperidol]]
*[[Chemicals#Histamine|Histamine]]
*[[Chemicals#Itching Powder|Itching powder]]
*[[Chemicals#Krokodil|Krokodil]]
*[[Chemicals#Lithium|Lithium]]
*[[Chemicals#Lysergic Acid Diethylamide|LSD]]
*[[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]]
*[[Chemicals#Mercury|Mercury]]
*[[Chemicals#Psilocybin|Psilocybin]]
*[[Chemicals#Space Drugs|Space drugs]]
*[[#Suicider|Suicider]]
*[[Chemicals#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
</div></div>
|-
| <center>[[Image:FoodBurrito.png|link=#Descuento Danito's Burritos]]</center>
| [[#Descuento Danito's Burritos|Descuento Danito's Burritos]]
| colspan=2 data-sort-value="ZZZ"|Burrito brew! [[Chemicals#Sewage|Sewage]] + [[Chemicals#Ethanol|Ethanol]] + Whatever chems were in the burrito.
|}
 
===Juice-O-Matic===
[[Image:Juicer.png]]
 
An old [[Cyborg]] tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable [[Chemistry#Reagent Extractor|reagent extractor]]. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! class="unsortable" | Icon
! Input
! Output
! class="unsortable" | Info
 
|-
| [[File:OrangeV3.png]]
| Orange
| Orange Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:LemonV3.png]]
| Lemon
| Lemon Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:LimeV3.png]] 
| Lime
| Lime Juice
|
 
|- id="Pineapple Juice"
| [[File:PineappleV2.png]] 
| Pineapple
| Pineapple Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:AppleV3.png]] 
| Apple
| Apple Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:StrawberryV2.png]] 
| Strawberry
| Strawberry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:CherryV4.png]] 
| Cherry
| Cherry Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:TomatoV3.png]] 
| Tomato
| Tomato Juice
|
 
|-
| [[File:CoffeeBerriesV3.png]] 
| Coffee berries
| Coffee
|
 
|-
| [[File:MelonV2.png]] 
| Watermelon
| Water
|
 
|-
| [[File:EggplantV3.png]] 
| Eggplant
| Nicotine
|
 
|-
| [[Image:Tomacco.png]] 
| Tomacco
| Nicotine
|
 
|-
| [[File:RainbowMelonV2.png]] 
| Rainbow Melon
| [[Chemicals#George Melonium|George Melonium]]
| Feel lucky?
 
|-
| [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png]] 
| Chili pepper
| [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]]
| Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
 
|-
| [[File:GhostlierChiliV3.gif]]
| Fiery chili
| [[Chemicals#Ghost Chili Juice|Ghost Chili Juice]]
| ''Extremely'' spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
 
|-
| [[Image:SlurrypodV2.png]]
| Slurrypod
| [[Chemicals#Toxic Slurry|Toxic Slurry]]
| A poison found in [[Guide to Botany#Slurrypod|slurrypods]].
 
|-
| [[File:GlowingSlurrypodV2.gif]]
| Glowing slurrypod
| [[Chemicals#Glowing Slurry|Glowing Slurry]]
| A highly-potent mutagen made from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Slurrypod|omega slurrypods]].
 
|-
| [[Image:DeliciousAppleV3.png]]
| Delicious apple
| [[Chemicals#Capulettium|Capulettium]]
| Fakes death somewhat.
 
|-
| [[Image:ChillyPepperV2.png]]
| Chilly pepper
| [[Chemicals#Cryostylane|Cryostylane]]
| Chilling. Very chilling.
|-
| [[File:GarlicV3.png]] 
| Garlic
| Holy Water
| Hurts [[Vampire|vampires]].
 
|-
| [[Image:BloodOrangeV2.png]] 
| Blood Orange
| Changeling Blood
| Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
 
|-
| [[File:CornCobV2.png]] 
| Corn cob
| [[Chemicals#Corn Starch|Corn Starch]]
| Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
 
|-
| [[File:SoybeanPodV2.png]] 
| Soybean
| [[Chemicals#Space Soybean Oil|Space Soybean Oil]]
| Grease, basically.
 
|-
| [[File:SoylentChartreuseV2.png]] 
| Soylent Chartreuse
| [[Chemicals#Space Soybean Oil|Space Soybean Oil]]
| Grease, basically.
|}
 
=== Espresso Machine ===
[[Image:EspressoCup.png]] [[Image:EspressoCupRack.png]] [[Image:EspressoMachine.png]]
 
Some people don't want ''just'' coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want ''special'' coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a ''different'' plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose ''Make espresso'', and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!
 
Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Setting
! class="unsortable" | Description
|-
| Espresso
| Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
|-
| Latte
| A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
|-
| Mocha
| Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
|-
| Cappuccino
| Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
|-
| Americano
| Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
|-
| Decaf
| 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
|-
| Flat White
| Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.
|}
 
===Coffeemakers===
[[Image:CoffeemakersV2.png]] [[Image:CoffeeCupRack.png]] [[Image:CoffeeMug.png]]
 
Machines in various department-specific break rooms in [[Manta]] that make plain [[Chemicals#Coffee|coffee]]. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose ''Brew coffee''. Then, click on it again and choose ''Remove carafe'' to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.
 
Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.
 
==Other Food-Related Items==
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="FoodTech"
|[[Image:KitchenVendingMachine.png]]||FoodTech||Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with [[Kitchen]] access.
|- id="Glassware Recycler"
|[[Image:KitchenwareRecyclerNew.png]]||Glassware Recycler||Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
|- id="Hotdog Cart"
|[[File:HotDogCartV2.png]]||Hotdog cart||Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
|- id="Drinking Glass"
|[[Image:DrinkingGlasses2.png]]||Drinking glass||All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into [[Science Objects#Chem Dispenser|chem dispeners]]. Comes in the following varieties:
*[[Image:DrinkingGlass.png]] - Drinking glass - 50 units
*[[Image:WineGlass.png]] - Wine glass - 30 units
*[[Image:CocktailGlass.png]] - Cocktail glass - 20 units
*[[Image:OldFashionedGlass.png]] - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units
*[[Image:ChampagneFlute.png]] - Champagne flute - 20 units
*[[Image:ShotGlass.png]] - Shot glass - 15 units
*[[Image:RoundGlass.png]] - Round glass - 100 units
You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or [[Guide to Genetics#Dyspraxia|clumsy]] can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.
|- id="Coconut Shell"
|[[Image:CoconutShellV2.png]]||Coconut shell||A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some [[Guide to Botany#Coconut|coconuts]] for these.
|- id="Red Duo Cup"
|[[Image:RedDuoCup.png]]||Red Duo Cup||An iconic drink container found in [[Quartermaster#Party Supplies|Party Supplies crates]] from the [[Quartermaster]]. Holds 30 units.
|- id="Mug"
|[[Image:Mug.png]]||Mug||Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from [[#GTM|GTMs]] can hold 120.
|- id="Water Bottle"
|[[File:waterbottle.png]]||Water bottle|| Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of [[Chemicals#Water|water]].
|- id="Pitcher"
|[[Image:PitcherContainer.png]]||Pitcher||For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
|- id="Cocktail Shaker"
|[[Image:Cocktail_shaker.png|13px]]||Cocktail shaker||Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any [[chemicals]]. [[Barman]] spawns with one, and there's one in the [[#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]] and [[Quartermaster#Cocktail Party Supplies|Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate]]
 
Shares many of the same functionalities as [[#Pitcher|pitchers]]: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.
|- id="Plate"
|[[File:PlateV2.png]]||Plate||Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
 
Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor.  Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates.
 
You can click on someone while on {{Harm}} intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others.
 
Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being [[Guide to Genetics#Dyspraxia|clumsy]] will randomly make you drop it for no reason. 
|- id="Serving Tray"
|[[Image:ServingTray.png]]||Serving Tray||Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
 
Clicking on someone with the tray while on {{Harm}} intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more.
 
As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being [[Guide to Genetics#Dyspraxia|clumsy]] or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.
|- id="Kitchen Island"
|[[Image:KitchenIslandV2.png]]||Kitchen Island||Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple.
|- id="Bowl"
|[[Image:Bowl.png]]||Bowl||For holding food, such as [[Foods and Drinks#Snacks|cereal]], gruel, or [[#Stove|soup]].
|- id="Spoon"
|[[File:SpoonV2.png]]||Spoon||Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing ''Rotate''. Found in the [[Kitchen]]'s cutlery set boxes and [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]].
|- id="Fork"
|[[File:ForkV2.png]]||Fork||Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing ''Rotate''. Found in the [[Kitchen]]'s cutlery set boxes and [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]].
|- id="Knife"
|[[File:KnifeV2.png]]||Knife||Used for [[Foods#Animal Slaughter|slaughtering animals]] and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing ''Rotate''. Found in the [[Kitchen]]'s cutlery set boxes and [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]] and fruit wedge kits from the [[#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].
|- id="Plastic Spoon"
|[[File:PlasticSpoon.png]]||Plastic spoon||Cheap-ass version of the [[#Spoon|metal spoon]] from red snack machines. Works just like the [[#Spoon|regular spoon]], but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
|- id="Plastic Fork"
|[[File:PlasticFork.png]]||Plastic fork||Works like the [[#Fork|metal fork]], but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
|- id="Plastic Knife"
|[[File:PlasticKnife.png]]||Plastic knife||A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the [[#Knife|regular knife]], but with a 20% chance to ''*snap*'' with each use.
|- id="Package of Plastic Silverware"
|[[File:PackageOfPlasticSilverware.png]]||Package of plastic silverware|| A complete [[#Plastic Spoon|plastic spoon]], [[#Plastic Fork|plastic fork]], and [[#Plastic Knife|plastic knife]] set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.
|- id="Chopsticks"
|[[File:ChopsticksWrapped.png]] <br> [[File:ChopsticksStowed.png]]<br> [[File:ChopsticksOpen.png]]||Chopsticks||[[#Fork|Fork]]-substitutes found in the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]]. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping, click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage. Clicking on them with a piece of [[General Objects#Paper|paper]] gives the the wrapper back.
|- id="Pizza Cutter"
|[[File:PizzaCutterV2.png]]||Pizza Cutter||Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
|- id="Bread Knife"
|[[File:BreadKnifeV2.png]]||Bread knife||Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the [[#Knife|regular knife]]. However, it does less than half the damage.
|- id="Meatcleaver"
|[[File:MeatcleaverV2.png]]||Meatcleaver||Has same functions as the [[#Knife|knife]], but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 {{BRUTE}} and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 {{BRUTE}}, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]].
|- id="Rolling Pin"
|[[File:RollingPinV2.png]]||Rolling pin||Required to prepare pizza bases.
|- id="Soup Pot"
|[[File:SoupPot.png]]||Soup pot||Essential for making [[#Stove|custom soup]]. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup. 
|- id="Ladle"
|[[File:Ladle.png]]||Ladle||Used for transferring [[#Stove|soup]] from a [[#Soup Pot|soup pot]] into a [[#Bowl|bowl]].
|- id="Sushi Box"
|[[File:SushiBox.png]]||Sushi box||Contains 1x [[#Rolling Mat|rolling mat]], 3x [[#Seaweed Sheets|seaweed sheet]], and 3x [[#Rice|rice]]. Often found in the [[Kitchen]] refrigerator.
|- id="Rolling Mat"
|[[File:RollingMat.png]]||Rolling mat||Essential for making [[#Custom Sushi Roll|custom sushi rolls]]. Found in [[#Sushi Box|sushi boxes]].
|- id="Shakers"
|[[File:SaltShakerV2.png]] [[File:PepperShakerV2.png]]||Shakers||Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
|- id="Condiment Bottles"
|[[Image:KetchupBottle.png]] [[Image:MustardBottle.png]]||Condiment bottles||Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
|- id="Icing Tube"
|[[File:IcingTube.png]]||Icing tube||Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
|- id="Popsicle Stick"
|[[Image:Popsicle-stick.png]]||Popsicle stick||End result of eating a [[#Popsicle|popsicle]]. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes.
|- id="Candle"
|[[File:Candle.png]] [[File:SmallCandle.png]]||Candle||Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from [[Quartermaster#Candle Crate|Cargo]].
|- id="Party Button"
|[[Image:PartyButton.png]]||Party button||When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
|- id="Produce Satchel"
|[[File:Satchel(b).jpg|x32px]]||Produce satchel||This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
|- id="Banana Peel"
|[[File:bananapeel.png]]||Banana peel||Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
|- id="Fish"
|[[File:fish.png]]||Fish||Can be used to slap people around.
|- id="Seaweed"
|[[Image:Seaweed.png]]||Seaweed||Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
|- id="Goodybag"
|[[Image:GoodyBag.png]]||Goodybag||Contains up to 6 random candies. A [[Clown]] favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
|- id="Golden Ticket"
|[[Image:GoldenTicket.png]]||Golden ticket||A special ticket that may appear after eating a [[#Descuento Danito's Burritos|Descuento Danito's Burrito]]. Redeem it at a [[#GTM|GTM]] for a prize!
|- id="GTM"
|[[Image:GoldenTicketMachine.png]]||Golden ticket machine (GTM)|| A machine hidden somewhere in the station's [[maintenance]] tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for [[#Golden Ticket|Golden Tickets]].
|- id="Lunchbox"
|[[File:Lunchboxes.gif]]||Lunchbox|| Stylish reskinned [[General Objects#Box|box]] for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. [[#FoodTech|FoodTech]] comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a [[Traits#Lunchbox|trait]] and [[Spacebux#Purchaseable Items|Spacebux purchase]] that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.
|}
 
==Chef's Cookbook==
Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the [[Chef|chef]] should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in [[Hydroponics|hydroponics]], some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.
 
Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like [[To Serve Man]], you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.
 
Unlike [[To Serve Man]], this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?
 
=== Ingredients ===
Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from [[Quartermaster|quartermasters]].
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Available from!!Effects
|-
|[[File:IngFlour.png]]||Flour||Kitchen or process from wheat.||None
|-
|[[File:IngSugar.png]]||Sugar||Kitchen or process from sugarcane.||None
|-
|[[File:IngOatmeal.png]]||Oatmeal||Kitchen or process from oats.||None
|-
|[[File:Ingrice.png]]||Rice||Process rice.||None
|-
|[[File:IngSemolinaFlour.png]]||Semolina Flour||Process from durum wheat.||None
|- id="Donk Pockets Box"
|[[File:DonkPocketsKit.png]]||Donk pockets||Kitchen. Contains 6x [[File:DonkPocketV2.png|link=#Donk Pocket]] (cold). Better [[#Warming Donk Pocket|warmed up]].||None
|- id="Bacon Strips Box"
|[[File:BaconBox.png]]||Bacon strips||Kitchen. Contains 7x [[File:RawBaconV2.png]]||None
|-
|[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]]||Human meat||Kitchen.||None
|-
|[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]]||Monkey meat||Kitchen.||None
|-
|[[File:SynthmeatV2.png]]||Synthetic meat||Hydroponics. Plant meat.||None
|-
|[[File:FishFilletV2.png]] <br> [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png]] <br> [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png]]||Fish Fillet||Kitchen. Comes in different kinds.||None
|-
|[[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png]]||Small fish fillet||Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet.||None
|- id="Mystery Meat"
|[[File:MysteryMeatV2.png]]||Mystery meat||Raking through gibs, butchering certain [[Critter]]s - dubious nutritional value!||None
|- id="Meatal"
|[[File:Meatal.png]]||Meatal||Raking through robot debris piles as a [[Chef]]/[[Jobs#Gimmick Jobs|Sous Chef]]. Usable in any recipes that also use [[#Mystery Meat|mystery meat]].||None
|- id="Chicken Nugget"
|[[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png]]||Chicken nugget||Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.||None
|- id="Flock Nugget"
|[[Image:FlockNugget.png]]||Flock nugget|| [[Debris Field]] Vendor. Like the above, but made of [[Flockmind|robot radio chicken]].||None
|- id="Brain"
|[[File:BrainNew.png]]||Brain||Robotics||None.
|- id="SICcore"
|[[Image:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif]]||Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core||Robotics||None
|- id="Synthbrain"
|[[Image:Synthbrain.png]]||Synthbrain||Hydroponics||None
|- id="Odd Crystal"
|[[Image:OddCrystal.png]]||Odd crystal||[[Debris Field]] merchant, butchering [[Flockmind#Flockdrone|flockdrones]]||None
|- id="Heart"
|[[Image:Heart.png]]||Heart||Robotics||None
|- id="Cyberheart"
|[[Image:Cyberheart.png]]||Cyberheart||Robotics||None
|- id="Synthheart"
|[[Image:Synthheart.png]]||Synthheart||Hydroponics||None
|- id="Butt"
|[[File:ButtV2.png]]||Butt||Hydroponics, robotics||None
|- id="Cyberbutt"
|[[Image:Cyberbutt.png]]||Cyberbutt||Robotics||None
|- id="Wheat"
|[[Image:Foodwheat.png]]||Wheat||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Steel Wheat"
|[[Image:SteelWheat.png]]||Steel Wheat||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Oats"
|[[Image:Oats.png]]||Oats||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Durum Wheat"
|[[Image:Foodwheat.png]]||Durum Wheat||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Rice Sprig"
|[[File:Rice.png]]||Rice Sprig||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Pumpkin"
|[[File:PumpkinV2.png]]||Pumpkin||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Watermelon"
|[[File:MelonV2.png]]||Watermelon||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Potato"
|[[File:PotatoV3.png]]||Potato||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Mushroom"
|[[File:MushroomV3.png]]||Mushroom||Hydroponics|||[[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Tomato"
|[[File:TomatoV3.png]]||Tomato||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Chili"
|[[File:ChiliPepperV2.png]]||Chili pepper||Hydroponics||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Lettuce Leaf"
|[[File:LettuceLeafV2.png]]||Lettuce leaf||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Cucumber"
|[[File:CucumberV2.png]]||Cucumber||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Carrot"
|[[File:CarrotV3.png]]||Carrot||Hydroponics||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Corn Cob"
|[[File:CornCobV2.png]]||Corn cob||Hydroponics||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Cleanse|Cleanse]]
|- id="Garlic"
|[[File:GarlicV3.png]]||Garlic||Hydroponics||[[#Bad Breath|Bed Breath]]
|- id="Onion"
|[[File:OnionV3.png]]||Onion||Hydroponics||[[#Bad Breath|Bed Breath]]
|- id="Coconut"
|[[File:CoconutV2.png]]||Coconut||Hydroponics.||N/A
|- id="Pineapple"
|[[File:PineappleV2.png]]||Pineapple||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Mint"
|[[File:MintPlant.png]]||Mint leaf||Hydroponics||N/A
|- id="Bean Pod"
|[[File:BeanPodV2.png]]||Bean pod||Hydroponics||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]]
|- id="Soybean"
|[[File:SoybeanPodV2.png]]||Soybean pod||Hydroponics||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]]
|- id="Peanuts"
|[[File:PeanutsV3.png]]||Peanuts||Hydroponics||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg"
|[[File:EggV2.png]]||Egg||Kitchen, and [[Rancher#Chickens|chickens]]||None
|-
|[[File:DrinkMilk.png]]||Milk||Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes.||N/A
|- id="Rancid Milk"
|[[File:DrinkMilk.png]]||Rancid Milk|| [[Debris Field]]. Look in the [[Mining Outpost|abandoned/less well-kept places]].||N/A
|- id="Quilty Farms Milk"
|[[Image:QuiltyFarmsMilk.png]]||Quilty Farms Milk||Can substitute for the smaller bottles of [[#Milk|milk]] in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.||N/A
|-
|[[File:CheeseV2.png]]||Cheese||Kitchen||None
|-
|[[File:IngSpag.png]]||Spaghetti||Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name.||None
|-
|[[File:PeanutButterV2.png]]||Peanut butter||Kitchen or process from peanuts.||[[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Maple Syrup"
|[[File:MapleSyrupV2.png]]||Maple syrup||Kitchen||None
|- id="Honey"
|[[File:FoodHoney.png]]||Honey||[[Botanist#Bee-keeping|Space bees]]||None
|- id="Royal Jelly"
|[[File:RoyalJelly.png]]||Royal jelly||Bombini, [[Z-level#Mining Level|Mining Level/Z5]] (Space maps) / Sea Diner ([[Manta]]) merchant||None
|-
|[[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png]]||Seaweed sheets||Oshan Lab seafloor||None
|}
 
===Ingredient Processing===
The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Ectoplasm"
|[[Image:Ectoplasm2.png]] Ectoplasm||[[Image:FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png]] + [[Image:DrinkSpooky.png]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]|| Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.||[[#Damage Over Time|Damage Over Time (Toxin)]] and [[#Max Health Increased|Max Health Increased]]
|-
|[[Image:Ectoplasm2.png]] Ectoplasm||[[Image:DrinkSpooky.png]] + [[Image:Beaker.png]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:ChemDispenser.png]]||Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the [[#Glassware Recycler|recycler]] to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or  insert it into the chemical dispenser and add [[Chemicals#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]].||[[#Damage Over Time|Damage Over Time (Toxin)]] and [[#Max Health Increased|Max Health Increased]]
|- id="Cheese"
|[[Image:CheeseV2.png]] Cheese||[[Image:FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:PoolOfVomit.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||See [[#Ectoplasma|ectoplasm]]. Required minimum is 10 units.||None
|-
|[[Image:CheeseV2.png]] Cheese||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:PoolOfVomit.png]] + [[Image:Beaker.png]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:ChemDispenser.png]]||Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the [[#Glassware Recycler|recycler]] to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add [[Chemicals#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]]||None
|- id="Monkey Meat"
|[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]] Monkey meat||[[Image:Monkey32.png]]||[[Image:MeatSpike.png]]|| Putting them into the gibber is also fine.||None
|- id="Human Meat"
|[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]] Human meat||[[Image:JobTourist.png]]||[[Image:Gibber.png]]||You are what you eat...||None
|- id="Spaghetti"
|[[Image:IngSpag.png]] Spaghetti||[[Image:PastaSheetV2.png|link=#Pasta Sheet]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".||None
|- id="Flour"
|[[Image:IngFlour.png]] Flour||[[Image:foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat.||None
|- id="Rice"
|[[Image:Ingrice.png]] Rice||[[Image:rice.png|link=Guide to Botany#Rice]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.||None
|- id="Seaweed Sheet"
|[[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png]] Seaweed sheet || [[Image:Seaweed.png]] || [[Image:WirecuttersV2-32x32.png]]|| Seaweed is found on [[Oshan Lab]]'s seafloor.||None
|- id="Sticky Rice"
|[[Image:StickyRice.png]] Sticky Rice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||Surprisingly does not stick to your hands||None
|- id="Rice Ball"
|[[Image:riceball.png]] Rice Ball||[[Image:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Makes 3 rice balls.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Oatmeal"
|[[Image:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal||[[Image:Oats.png|link=Guide to Botany#Oats]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Perfect for space horses. If there were any.||None
|- id="Semolina Flour"
|[[Image:IngSemolinaFlour.png]] Semolina Flour||[[Image:foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation||None
|- id="Iron Fillings"
|[[Image:IronFillings.png]] Iron fillings||[[Image:SteelWheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||None
|- id="Chocolate Chips"
|[[Image:FoodChocolateChips.png]] Chocolate chips||[[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||None
|- id="Sugar"
|[[Image:IngSugar.png]] Sugar||[[Image:SugarcaneV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sugarcane]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||A prized part of confectioneries||None
|- id="Milk"
|[[Image:DrinkMilk.png]] Milk||[[File:SoybeanPodV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Soybean]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk"||N/A
|- id="Peanut Butter"
|[[Image:PeanutButterV2.png]] Peanut butter||[[File:PeanutsV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Peanuts]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Goes great with [[#Honey|Honey]]||[[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Yoghurt"
|[[Image:Yoghurt.png]] Yoghurt||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Rancid Milk]] (rancid)||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.||None
|- id="Semolina Dough"
|[[File:SemolinaDoughV2.png]] Semolina Dough||[[Image:IngSemolinaFlour.png|link=#Semolina Flour]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey.||None
|- id="Pasta Sheet"
|[[Image:PastaSheetV2.png]] Pasta Sheet||[[File:SemolinaDoughV2.png|link=#Semolina Dough]] + [[File:RollingPinV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Now you can make it into sponghatti!||None
|- id="Dough"
|[[File:DoughV2.png]] Dough||[[Image:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead.||None
|- id="Sweet Dough"
|[[File:SweetDoughV3.png]] Sweet dough||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||The beginnings of confectioneries.||None
|- id="Cookie Dough"
|[[File:CookieDoughV2.png]] 4x Cookie doughs||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!||None
|- id="Dough Strip"
|[[File:DoughStripV2.png]] Dough strip||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.||None
|- id="Dough Circle"
|[[File:DoughCircleV2.png]] Dough circle||[[File:DoughStripV2.png|link=#Dough Strip]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Click on the dough strip in your hand.||None
|- id="Holey Dough"
|[[File:HoleyDoughV2.png]] Holey dough||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:ForkV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Not Holy.||None
|- id="Ice Cream Cone"
|[[Image:IceCreamConeV2.png]] Ice cream cone||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||None
|- id="Cake Batter"
|[[Image:Cake batter.png]] Cake batter||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||All sorts of good cakes can be made out of this.||None
|- id="Pancake Batter"
|[[Image:PancakeBatterNew.png]] Pancake batter||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Pancakes without a pan.||None
|- id="Loaf of Bread"
|[[Image:Loaf of Bread.png]] Loaf of bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Bread"
|[[Image:Slice of bread.png]] Slice of bread||[[File:Loaf of Bread.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Makes six slices.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread"
|[[Image:Honey-WheatBread.png]] Loaf of honey-wheat bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread"
|[[Image:Honey-WheatSlice.png]] Slice of honey-wheat bread||[[File:Honey-WheatBread.png|linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||A gift from bees. Now in six slices!||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Banana Bread"
|[[Image:Bananabread.png]] Loaf of banana bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:BananaV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Banana]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Slice of Banana Bread"
|[[Image:Bananaslice.png]] Slice of banana bread||[[Image:Bananabread.png|link=#Loaf of Banana Bread]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Makes six slices.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Loaf of Elvis Bread"
|[[Image:ElvisBread.png]] Loaf of Elvis bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:BananaV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Banana]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Elvis Bread"
|[[Image:ElvisBreadSlice.png]] Slice of Elvis bread||[[Image:ElvisBread.png|link=#Loaf of Elvis Bread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||"Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Dread"
|[[Image:DreadLoaf2.png]] Loaf of dread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||Spooky! 6 seconds, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Dread"
|[[Image:DreadSlice2.png]] Slice of dread||[[Image:DreadLoaf2.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| It float! Probably because of the 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]] in it. Makes six spooky slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]]
|- id="Loaf of Pumpkin Bread"
|[[Image:PumpkinBreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of pumpkin bread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:PumpkinV2.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Pumpkin Bread"
|[[Image:PumpkinBreadSlice.png]] Slice of pumpkin bread||[[Image:PumpkinBreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Pumpkin Bread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Makes six slices.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]]
|- id="Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of northern-style cornbread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadSlice.png]] Slice of N-style cornbread||[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||The best type of corn bread in six slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of southern-style cornbread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadSlice.png]] Slice of S-style cornbread||[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]]
|- id="Loaf of Honey Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of honey cornbread||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Honey Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadSlice.png]] Slice of honey cornbread||[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over time (All)]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Loaf of Brain Bread"
|[[Image:BrainBreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of brain bread||[[Image:Loaf of Bread.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]] + [[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Brain Bread"
|[[Image:BrainBreadSlice.png]] Slice of brain bread||[[Image:BrainBreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Brain Bread]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Intelligently sliced into √36 slices.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Meatball"
|[[Image:MeatballV2.png]] Meatball||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Works with any kind of meat.||None
|- id="Brain Meatball"
|[[Image:MeatballV2.png]] Brain meatball||[[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.||None
|- id="Butt Meatball"
|[[Image:MeatballV2.png]] Butt meatball||[[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Only works with human/monkey butts.||None
|- id="Meat Paste"
|[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png]] Meat paste||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] /[[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] ||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Works with any kind of meat or fish.||None
|- id="Wonton Wrapper"
|[[File:WontonWrapper.png]] 4x Wonton wrappers ||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:MixerNew.png]] ||Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Ketchup"
|[[Image:KetchupV2.png]] Ketchup||[[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, [[Chemicals#Ketchup|ketchup]].||N/A
|- id="Hot Sauce"
|[[Image:HotSauceV2.png]] Hot sauce||[[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]].||N/A
|- id="Cold Sauce"
|[[Image:ColdSauceV2.png]] Cold sauce||[[Image:ChillyPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of [[Chemicals#Cryostylane|cryostylane]].||N/A
|- id="Incredibly Hot Sauce"
|[[Image:HotSauceV2.png]] Incredibly hot sauce||[[File:GhostlierChiliV3.gif|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]] and 50 units of [[Chemicals#Ghost Chili Juice|ghost chili juice]].||N/A
|- id="Mayonnaise"
|[[Image:CondMayo.png]] Mayonnaise||[[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||N/A
|- id="Cream"
|[[Image:Cream.png]] Cream||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||N/A
|- id="Custard"
|[[Image:Custard.png]] Custard||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||N/A
|- id="Butter"
|[[File:ButterV2.png]] Butter||[[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something.||None
|- id="Butt-er"
|[[Image:Butt-er.png]] Butt-er||[[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] || [[Image:MixerNew.png]] || Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.||None
|- id="Unfinished Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Unfinished Pizza base.png]] Unfinished pizza base||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RollingPinV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| Click on it again to knead it back into [[#Dough|dough]].||None
|- id="Half-Finished Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Half-finished pizza base.png]] Half-finished pizza base||[[File:Unfinished Pizza base.png|link=#Unfinished Pizza Base]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Half-way to pizza.||None
|- id="Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Pizza base.png]] Pizza base||[[File:Half-finished pizza base.png|#Half-Finished Pizza Base]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings.||None
|- id="Tortilla"
|[[Image:Tortilla.png]] 3x Tortillas||[[File:Unfinished Pizza base.png|link=#Unfinished Pizza Base]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco.||None.
|- id="Melon Slice"
|[[File:MelonSliceV2.png]] 6x Melon slices|| [[File:MelonV2.png|link=#Watermelon]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Fish Fillet"
|[[File:FishFilletV2.png]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png]] Fish fillet|| [[Image:fish.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Different kinds of fish exist.||None
|- id="Small Fish Fillet"
|[[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png]] Small fish fillet || [[Image:OshanFish.png]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| Several varieties of fish exist outside [[Oshan Lab]].||None
|- id="Chips"
|[[File:Potatochips.png]] Chips|| [[Image:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.||None
|- id="Onion Ring"
|[[File:OnionRingV2.png]] 4x Onion rings|| [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||*cry||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Pineapple Slice"
|[[File:PineappleSliceV2.png]] Pineapple slice|| [[File:PineappleV2.png|link=#Pineapple]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]||Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute...||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Coconut Meat"
|[[File:CoconutMeatV2.png]] 3x Coconut meat|| [[File:CoconutV2.png|link=#Coconut]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]||Coconut innards.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Pepperoni Log"
|[[Image:PepperoniLogV2.png]] Pepperoni Log|| [[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat_Paste]]|| [[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Can be extracted for 40u of [[Chemicals#Pepperoni|Pepperoni]].||None
|- id="Pepperoni Slice"
|[[Image:PepperoniSliceV2.png]] 4x Pepperoni Slice|| [[Image:PepperoniLogV2.png|link=#Pepperoni Log]] + [[Image:KnifeV2.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]|| Extracts into 10u of [[Chemicals#Pepperoni|pepperoni]]. Great pizza topping!||None
|}
 
===Main course===
This is a list of <s>probably</s> not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.
 
Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!data-sort-type=number|Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info!!Effects
|- id="Slice of Toast"
|[[File:Toast.png]] Slice of toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted.||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Slice of Banana Toast"
|[[File:BananaToast.png]] Slice of banana toast||[[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Crunchy and tastes like bananas||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Slice of Elvis Toast"
|[[File:ElvisToast.png]] Slice of elvis toast||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Slice of Brain Toast"
|[[File:BrainBreadToast.png]] Slice of brain toast||[[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Heated by pure brainpower.||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Slice of Terror Toast"
|[[File:TerrorToast2.png]] Slice of terror toast||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now.||[[#Warm|Warm]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Cheese on Toast"
|[[Image:Cheese on Toast.png]] Cheese on toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Warm cheese on warm bread.||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Cheese on Elvis Toast"
|[[File:CheeseElvisToast.png]] Cheese on elvis toast ||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]]||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Bacon on Toast"
|[[Image:BaconToast.png]] Bacon on toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Crunchy bacon on warm bread.||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Bacon on Elvis Toast"
|[[Image:BaconElvisToast.png]] Bacon on elvis toast ||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]]||[[#Warm|Warm]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Eggs on Toast"
|[[Image:Eggtoast.png]] Eggs on toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A classic breakfast almost sandwich.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Eggs on Elvis Toast"
|[[File:Eggelvis.png]] Eggs on elvis toast ||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]]||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Cheese Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainCheeseSandwich.png]] Cheese sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Cheesy.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Cheese Elviswich"
|[[Image:CheeseElviswich.png]] Cheese elviswich||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 20 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Killed Cheese Sandwich"
|[[Image:KilledCheeseSandwich2.png]] Killed cheese sandwich||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Peanut Butter Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainPBSandwich.png]] Peanut butter sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A little plain.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Peanut Butter Elviswich"
|[[Image:PeanutButterElviswich.png]] Peanut butter elviswich||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Peanut Butter and Jelly Meet Breadula"
|[[Image:PeanutButterBreadula2.png]] Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula ||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainPBSandwich.png]] Peanut butter and honey sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A reminder to hug bees.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Killer Beenut Butter Sandwich"
|[[Image:PeanutButterBreadula2.png]] Killer beenut butter sandwich||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Peanut Butter and Honey Elviswich"
|[[Image:PeanutButterElviswich.png]] Peanut butter and honey elviswich||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Monkey Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainMeatSandwich.png]] Monkey sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Monkey remains between two slices of bread.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Monkey Elviswich"
|[[Image:MeatElviswich.png]] Monkey elviswich||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Scare Wich Project"
|[[Image:Murderwich2.png]] Scare wich project||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Get it? Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]] and 10 units of...[[Chemicals#Blood|blood]], ack. ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Manwich"
|[[Image:PlainMeatSandwich.png]]  Manwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Cannibalism never tasted so good.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Elvismanwich"
|[[Image:MeatElviswich.png]] Elvismanwich||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Murderwich"
|[[Image:Murderwich2.png]] Murderwich||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Human Meat]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]] and 10 units of...[[Chemicals#Blood|blood]]?||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Synthmeat Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainMeatSandwich.png]] Synthmeat sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||A foux meatwich.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Synthmeat Elviswich"
|[[Image:MeatElviswich.png]]  Synthmeat elviswich||[[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 25 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Synthmeat Steinwich"
|[[Image:Murderwich2.png]] Synthmeat steinwich||[[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Egg Sandwich"
|[[Image:FoodEggSandwich.png]] Egg-salad sandwich || [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:FoodEggSalad.png|link=#Egg Salad]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Is it a salad or a sandwich?||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X sandwich||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added||Varies
|- id="Club"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X club||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Effects vary depending on what was added||Varies
|- id="Double-Decker Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X double-decker sandwich||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Effects vary depending on what was added||Varies
|- id="Dagwood"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X dagwood||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Meatball Sub"
|[[Image:MeatballSub.png]] Meatball sub||[[Image:Loaf of Bread.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]] + [[Image:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[Image:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Works with any type of bread loaf.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Banh Mi"
|[[Image:FoodBanhMi.png]] Banh mi || [[Image:Honey-WheatBread.png|link=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[File:CarrotV3.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Works only with honeywheat bread||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Hotdog"
|[[File:HotdogV2.png]] Hotdog||[[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Hot diggity dog!||None
|- id="Herbal Sausage"
|[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png]] Herbal sausage||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[Image:ContusineLeafV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Contusine]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any [[chemicals]] that were in the herb into the sausage.||None
|- id="Hotdog in a Bun"
|[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png]]  Hotdog in a bun ||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Bananadog"
|[[File:BananadogV2.png]] Bananadog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Hounddog"
|[[File:HounddogV2.png]] Hounddog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Ain't nothing but.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Braindog"
|[[File:BraindogV2.png]] Braindog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Herbal Sausage in a Bun"
|[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png]] Herbal sausage in a bun ||[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Bananadog"
|[[File:HerbalBananadog.png]] Herbal bananadog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Hounddog"
|[[File:HerbalHounddog.png]] Herbal hounddog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Braindog"
|[[File:HerbalBraindog.png]] Herbal braindog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Herbal frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Corndog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Corndog||[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png|link=#Hotdog in a Bun]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Hounddog-on-a-Stick"
|[[Image:HounddogOnAStick.png]] Hounddog-on-a-stick||[[File:HounddogV2.png|link=#Hounddog]] / [[File:HerbalHounddog.png|link=#Herbal Hounddog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Banana-Corndog"
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-corndog||[[File:BananadogV2.png|link=#Bananadog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Brain-Corndog"
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-corndog||[[File:BraindogV2.png|link=#Braindog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Corndog of the Damned"
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Corndog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbdog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Herbdog||[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png|link=#Herbal Sausage in a Bun]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular [[#Corndog|corndogs]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Banana-Herbdog"
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBananadog.png|link=#Herbal Bananadog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Brain-Herbdog"
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBraindog.png|link=#Herbal Braindog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Herbdog of the Damned"
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Herbdog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Half Hotdog"
|[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] 2x Half hotdog||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] / [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.||None
|- id="Chunk of Hotdog"
|[[File:ChunkOfHotdog.png]] 4x Chunk of hotdog||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "chunks".||None
|- id="Hotdog Octopus"
|[[File:HotdogOctopus.png]] / [[File:HotdogOctopusHappy.png]] Hotdog Octopus||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of [[Chemicals#Pure Love|love]]. Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.||None
|- id="Apple on a Stick"
|[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png]] Apple on a stick||[[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||It's like an apple, but with a handle.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Candy Apple"
|[[Image:CandyAppleV3.png]] Candy apple||[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png|link=#Apple on a Stick]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Delicious Apple on a Stick"
|[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] Delicious apple on a stick||[[File:DeliciousAppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Delicious Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Delicious Candy Apple"
|[[File:DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png]] Delicious candy apple||[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Synthorange"
|[[Image:OrangeV3.png]] Synthorange||[[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=#Synthetic Meat]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Donk Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Omnizine|delicious omnizine goodness]]. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.||None
|- id="Warming Donk Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] (cold)||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Most heat sources, e.g. the [[Foods and Drinks#Microwave|microwave]], [[General Objects#Lighter|lighters]], [[welder]]s, etc., also work. ||None
|- id="Honk-Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm honk-pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:BikeHorn.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...||None
|- id="Cooked Bacon"
|[[Image:CookedBaconV2.png]] Bacon||[[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Crispy.||None
|- id="Burger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||A classic.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||A clasic, with cheese.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Monkey Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Monkey cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Coronator"
|[[Image:The_Coronator.png]] Coronator||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, high||A day's worth of calories, in one burger.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="THE MONSTER"
|[[Image:THE MONSTER.png]] THE MONSTER||[[Image:The_Coronator.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, low||Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]], [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Brainburger"
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Buttburger"
|[[Image:Foodassburger.png]] Buttburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains [[Chemicals#Fartonium|fartonium]].||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Roburger"
|[[Image:Foodroburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RobotHead.png|link=Cyborg#Head]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Dubious Burger"
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Dubious burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MysteryMeatV2.png|link=#Mystery Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||It's full of.. something meatlike.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Fish Burger"
|[[Image:Foodfishburger.png]] Fishburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Type of fish used doesn't matter.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Sloppy Joe"
|[[Image:Sloppy Joe.png]] Sloppy Joe||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Baconatrix"
|[[Image:Foodbaconburger.png]] Baconatrix||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Chock full of bacon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Heartburger"
|[[Image:HeartburgerV2.png]] Heartburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] / [[Image:Synthheart.png|link=#Synthheart]] / [[Image:Cyberheart.png|link=#Cyberheart]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains [[Chemicals#Pure Love|pure love]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Coconut Burger"
|[[Image:FoodCoconutBurger.png]] Coconut burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Luau Burger"
|[[Image:FoodLuauBurger.png]] Luau burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Tiki Burger"
|[[Image:FoodTikiBurger.png]] Tiki burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Chicken Sandwich"
|[[Image:ChickenSandwich.png]] Chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||That'll show those chickens.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Spicy Chicken Sandwich"
|[[Image:SpicyChickenSandwich.png]] Spicy chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || Hot! Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Steak"
|[[File:SteakV3.png]] / [[File:SynthmeatSteakV3.png]] Steak||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, low||You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Deep-Space Hell Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Deep-space hell omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[Image:SpaceBeeEgg.png|link=Botanist#Bee-keeping]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||The [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees]] are not going to like this! Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Fish Fingers"
|[[Image:Fish_fingers.png]] Fish fingers||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, low||The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]],[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Baked Potato"
|[[Image:BakedPotatoV2.png]] Baked potato||[[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high||A heated potato.||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Mashed Potatoes"
|[[Image:FoodMashedPotatoes.png]] Mashed potatoes||3x [[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Fries"
|[[Image:FriesV3.png]] Fries||[[File:Potatochips.png|link=#Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low|| ||None
|- id="Bacon and Eggs"
|[[Image:Bacon and eggs.png]] Bacon and eggs|| 2x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] +  2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Requires fork.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Plain Spaghetti"
|[[Image:SpagP.png]] Plain spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Boneless Spaghetti"
|[[Image:SpagP.png]] Boneless spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||A spaghetti variant that requires the [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] mutation when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies Has 50 units of [[#Milk|milk]] Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[Image:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[Image:SpagT.png]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Spaghetti with Meatballs"
|[[Image:SpagM.png]] Spaghetti with meatballs||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Swedish Meatballs"
|[[Image:FoodSwedishMeatballs.png]] Swedish meatballs||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + 2x [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.||None
|- id="Pizza"
|[[Image:Plain pizza.png]] X pizza||[[File:Pizza base.png|link=#Pizza Base]] + X||[[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Pizza Slices"
|[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] 6x X pizza slices ||[[File:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Pizza-Ghetti"
|[[Image:PizzaGhetti.png]] Pizza-ghetti||[[Image:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]]/[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] + [[Image:SpagT.png|link=#Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce]]/[[Image:SpagS.png|link=#Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains [[Chemicals#Pizza|pizza reagent]] and [[Chemicals#Fleur-De-Lys|fleur-de-lys]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Sugar Cookie"
|[[File:SugarCookieV2.png]] Sugar cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Butter Cookie"
|[[Image:Cookie butter.png]] Butter cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Cookie"
|[[File:OatmealCookieV2.png]] Oatmeal cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Chocolate-Chip Cookie"
|[[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png]] Chocolate-chip cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:FoodChocolateChips.png|link=#Chocolate Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Iron Cookie"
|[[File:IronCookieV2.png]] Iron cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Bacon Cookie"
|[[File:BaconCookieV2.png]] Bacon cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Spookie"
|[[File:SpookieV3Animated.gif]] Spookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Jaffa Cake"
|[[File:JaffaCakeV2.png]] Jaffa cake||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Sugar Moon Pie"
|[[Image:SugarMoonPie.png]] Sugar moon pie||2x [[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Moon Pie"
|[[Image:OatmealMoonPie.png]] Oatmeal moon pie||2x [[File:OatmealCookieV2.png|link=#Oatmeal Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Chocolate Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png]] Chocolate moon pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Iron Moon Pie"
|[[Image:IronMoonPie.png]] Iron moon pie||2x [[File:IronCookieV2.png|link=#Iron Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Bacon Moon Pie"
|[[Image:BaconMoonPie.png]] Bacon moon pie||2x [[File:BaconCookieV2.png|link=#Bacon Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Full Moon Pie"
|[[Image:FullMoonPie2.png]] Full moon pie||2x [[Image:Spookie2.png|link=#Spookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Jaffa Moon Cobbler"
|[[Image:JaffaMoonCobbler.png]] Jaffa moon cobbler||2x [[File:JaffaCakeV2.png|link=#Jaffa Cake]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Whoopie Pie"
|[[Image:WhoopiePie.png]] Whoopie pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Cookie with Frosting"
|[[File:CookiesWithFrostingV2.png]] Cookie with frosting||[[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except [[#Spookie|spookie]], [[#Full Moon Pie|full moon pie]], and [[#Butter Cookie|butter cookies]]. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted.||Varies
|- id="Nougat Bar"
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]] Nougat bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want.||None
|- id="Granola Bar"
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]] Granola bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Crumpet"
|[[Image:CrumpetV3.png]] Crumpet||[[File:HoleyDoughV2.png|link=#Holey Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||Very British.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Bagel"
|[[Image:SeedBagelV2.png]] / [[Image:BagelPlainV2.png]] Bagel||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low. ||Can create both plain and seed bagels.||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Donut"
|[[Image:DonutV2.png]] Donut||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||A nice loop of dough.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Biscuit"
|[[Image:BiscuitV2.png]] Biscuit||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||4 seconds, low|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:EnglishMuffinV2.png]] English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png]] Buttered English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[File:KnifeV2.png]]||{{N/a}}||Butter is optional.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Hardtack"
|[[Image:HardtackV2.png]] Hardtack||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| ||None
|- id="Butter Burger"
|[[Image:butterburger.png]] Butter Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Not healthy at all.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Sausage MacGuffin"
|[[Image:macguffin.png]] Sausage MacGuffin||2x [[File:EnglishMuffinV2.png|link=#English Muffin]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Unrelated to any corperations.||None
|- id="Honey Wonks"
|[[Image:FoodHoneyWonks.png]] Honey Wonks||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.||None
|- id="Hetz Cup"
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]] Hetz' Cup||[[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Candy.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any candy, so long as it has [[Chemicals#Chocolate|chocolate reagent]] and isn't another Hetz Cup.||None
|- id="Waffles"
|[[Image:Foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low||High Tek.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Cream Pie"
|[[Image:Creamy Pie.png]] Cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Non-Euclidean Cream Pie"
|[[Image:XCreamPie.png]] X cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Custard Pie"
|[[Image:Pie.png]] Custard pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Custard.png|link=#Custard]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Apple Pie"
|[[Image:Apple Pie.png]] Apple pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Pumpkin Pie"
|[[Image:Pumpkin pie.png]] Pumpkin pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:PumpkinV2.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Lemon Meringue Pie"
|[[Image:Lemon_pie.png]] Lemon meringue pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LemonV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lemon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Key Lime Pie"
|[[Image:Lime_pie.png]] Key lime pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LimeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lime]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Strawberry Pie"
|[[Image:StrawberryPie.png]] Strawberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:StrawberryV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Strawberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Slurry Pie"
|[[Image:FoodSlurryPie.png]] Slurry pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:SlurrypodV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Slurrypod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||The cooking the slurry pod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of [[Chemical#Mutadone|mutadone]]. Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Bacon Pie"
|[[Image:FoodBaconPie.png]] Bacon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]], [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Asspie.png]] Moon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Pie"
|[[Image:XPie.png]] X pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Creamy Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:Creamy sponge cake.png]] Creamy sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Chocolate Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:Chocolate Sponge Cake.png]] Chocolate sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Meat Cake"
|[[Image:Meat Cake.png]] Meat cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Bacon Cake"
|[[Image:BaconCake.png]] Bacon cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + 3x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||An actual food crime.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Fruit Cake"
|[[Image:FRUITCAKE.png]] Fruit cake||[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png|link=#Smoldering Mess]] + [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| A December-month exclusive. Accepts both [[#Smoldering Mess|smoldering messes]] and [[#Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods|physical manifestations of fried foods]].||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Pancakes"
|[[Image:DryPancakesV2.png]] / [[Image:PancakesV2.png]] Pancakes||[[Image:PancakeBatterNew.png|link=#Pancake Batter]] + [[Image:MapleSyrupV2.png|link=#Maple Syrup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] / [[Image:DefibrillatorV2-32x32.png|link=Medical Objects#Defibrillator]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||6 seconds, high||Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Cake"
|[[Image:xCake.png]] X cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + X + [[File:IcingTube.png]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]] + [[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Cake Slices"
|[[Image:xCakeSlices.png]] 10x X cake slices||[[File:XCake.png|link=#Cake]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Rangoon/Eggroll"
|[[File:MeatRangoon.png]] / [[Image:Eggroll.png]] X rangoon / eggroll ||[[File:WontonWrapper.png|link=#Wonton Wrapper]] + X||[[Image:DeepFryer.png]] ||{{N/a}}||Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Fried Onion Ring"
|[[File:FoodFriedOnionRing.png]] Fried onion ring||[[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]]||[[File:DeepFryer.png]]||{{N/a}}||Note: All Fried foods get the "Warm" effect as well as their normal effects.||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Onion Chips"
|[[File:OnionChipsV2.png]] Onion Chips || 2x [[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 7 seconds, high||Like normal chips, but stinkier. ||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Hand-made Popcorn"
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]] +[[Image:Welder.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|- id="Processor Popcorn"
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Popped via the magic of the processor.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|- id="Ice Cream"
|[[Image:XIceCreamCone.png]] X-flavoured ice cream|| [[Image:IceCreamConeV2.png|link=#Ice Cream Cone]]||[[File:IceCreamMachineV3.gif‎]]||{{N/a}}||The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.||[[#Cold|Cold]]
|- id="Mashed Brains"
|[[File:mashed brains.png]] Mashed brains ||[[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Good brain food! Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:meatloaf.png]] Meatloaf ||[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Tacoshell"
|[[Image:Taco.png]] Taco shell||[[File:Tortilla.png|link=#Tortilla]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Devoid of any and all taco ingredients||None
|- id="Meat Taco"
|[[Image:MeatTaco.png]] Meat taco||[[Image:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.||[[#Energized+|Energized]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Tortilla Chips"
|[[Image:FoodTortillaChip.png]] 4x Tortilla chips||[[File:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Guacamole"
|[[File:FoodGuacamole.png]] Guacamole||[[File:AvocadoV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Avocado]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Mine Chutney"
|[[File:FoodMintChutney.png ]] Mint chutney||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Bowl"
|[[File:mapleoatmeal.png]] Oatmeal (random flavour)||[[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Tomato Soup"
|[[Image:TomatoSoup.png]] Tomato soup||2x [[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Gruel"
|[[Image:Gruel.png]] Gruel||3x [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Chili Con Queso"
|[[Image:ChiliConQueso.png]] Chili con queso||[[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chili Con Carne"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con carne||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chili Con Flagration"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con flagration||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + 2x [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fire Burps|Fire Burps]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="El Diablo"
|[[File:ElDiablo.gif]] El Diablo||[[Image:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Carne]] + [[File:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Flagration]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, high||Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fire Burps+|Fire Burps+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cream of Mushroom"
|[[Image:CreamOfMushroom.png]] Cream of mushroom||[[Image:MushroomV3.png|link=#Mushroom]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Cleanse|Cleanse]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Salad"
|[[File:FoodSalad.png]] Salad||2x [[Image:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Requires fork||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Candy Cane"
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]] Candy cane||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Festive!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg Nog"
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]] Egg nog||3x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Also Festive!||N/A
|- id="Hard-Boiled Egg"
|[[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png]] Hard-Boiled Egg || [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 4 seconds, low || The loose cannon of foods||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Deviled Egg"
|[[Image:DeviledEggV2.png]] Deviled Egg || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||An unholy egg.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg Salad"
|[[Image:FoodEggSalad.png]] Egg Salad || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:FoodSalad.png|link=#Salad]] + [[File:CondMayo.png|link=#Mayonnaise]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 5 seconds, low || ||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Haggis"
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggis|| [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely [[Roboticist#Lungs|lungs]], [[Roboticist#Stomachs|stomachs]] (as per tradition), [[Roboticist#Intestines|intestines]], [[Roboticist#Pancreases|pancreases]], [[Roboticist#Kidneys|kidneys]], [[Roboticist#Spleens|spleens]], [[Roboticist#Appendices|appendices]], and, disturbingly,  [[Roboticist#Eyes|eyes]].||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Haggass"
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggass|| [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Scotch Eggs"
|[[File:ScotchEggV2.png]] Scotch Eggs|| [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 3 seconds, high || In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Pickle"
|[[File:Pickle.png]] Pickle|| [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] ||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed.||None
|- id="Bee Kibble"
|[[File:BeeKibble.png]] Bee Kibble || [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=#Wheat]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high|| For bee larva only.||None
|- id="Birthday Cupcake"
|[[File:BirthdayCupcake.png]] Birthday Cupcake || [[Image:BeeKibble.png|link=#Bee Kibble]] + [[Image:RoyalJelly.png|link=#Royal Jelly]] + [[Image:SmallCandle.png|link=General Objects#Candle]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high || For space bees only...or brave humans.||None
|- id="Refried Beans"
|[[Image:RefriedBeans.png]] Refried Beans||[[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] + 2x [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Rice and Beans"
|[[Image:RiceAndBeans.png]] Rice And Beans||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Fried Rice"
|[[Image:FriedRice.png]] Fried Rice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Omurice"
|[[Image:Omurice.png]] Omurice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Risotto"
|[[Image:Risotto.png]] Risotto||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Nigiri Roll"
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll || [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] || [[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Nigiri Roll with Oven"
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll ||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low.|| Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Onigiri"
|[[Image:OnigiriV2.png]] Onigiri||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Sushi Roll"
|[[Image:Onigiri.png]] / [[Image:sushiroll.png]] Sushi Roll||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] + [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low. || Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased]]
|- id="Custom Sushi Roll"
|[[File:CustomSushiRollChopped.png‎]] / [[File:CustomSushiRoll.png‎‎]] Custom sushi roll||[[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]] + [[File:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]] + X||[[File:RollingMat.png]]||{{N/a}}||Click the [[#Rolling Mat|rolling mat]] with [[#Seaweed Sheet|seaweed sheet]], then [[#Sticky Rice|sticky rice]], and then up to 3 ''food items'' of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls.  Now this is correct sushi making!  Effects very depending on what was added.||Varies
|}
 
===Stove===
[[File:Stove.png]]
 
Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!
 
#Click on the [[#Soup Pot|soup pot]] with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
#*You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a [[General Objects#Backpack|backpack]].
#**You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
#*There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
#*The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
#*You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
#Click on the [[#Soup Pot|soup pot]] with a container of [[chemicals]] to pour it in as broth. Any [[chemicals]]. Up to 150 units of [[chemicals]].
#*If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the [[Chemicals#Miscellaneous Effects|turf effects]] of the reagents in the broth.
#Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit [[welder]], [[General Objects#Lighter|lighter]], or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
# After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
# Click on the pot with a [[#Ladle|ladle]] to scoop up some soup, and click on a [[#Bowl|bowl]] with a [[#Ladle|ladle]] to serve it.
 
The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.
 
===Deep Fryer===
[[Image:DeepFryer.png]]  [[Image:FriedConor.png]]
 
Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!
 
===Shitty Grill===
 
Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and [[Mining Outpost]] for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.
 
Like the [[#Deep Fryer|deep fryer]], just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have [[Chemicals#Omnizine|omnizine]] or even [[Chemicals#Enriched MSG|enriched MSG]] in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char.
 
Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.
 
===Microwave===
[[Image:MicrowaveNew.png]]
 
Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a [[Mechanic|mechanic]]. 
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Info
|-
|[[File:DonutV2.png]] Donut||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:EggV2.png]]||
|-
|[[Image:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||2x [[File:IngFlour.png]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:pie.png]] Custard pie||2x [[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:BananaV2.png]]||Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
|-
|[[File:burger.png]] Burger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]]||Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
|-
|[[File:foodbrainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:BrainNew.png]]||Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].
|-
|[[Image:Foodassburger.png]] Buttburger||[[Image:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:ButtV2.png]]||Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
|-
|[[File:foodroburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:RobotHead.png]]||Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].
|-
|[[File:HeartburgerV2.png]] Heartburger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:Heart.png]]||Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
|-
|[[File:MeatballV2.png]] Meatball||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png]]||Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
|-
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png]]||
|-
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] (cold)||A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.
|}
 
In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.
 
[[Image:MicrowaveMessy.png]] <font color=red>'''The microwave gets covered in muck!'''</font> - Get some space cleaner. Ask the [[Janitor|janitor]] or simply steal one of his spray bottles.
 
[[Image:MicrowaveBroken.png]] <font color=red>'''The microwave breaks!'''</font> - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.
 
Just like real life, putting an [[#Egg|egg]] in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.
 
===Prison Loaf Processor===
[[Image:LoafProcessor.png]]
 
Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!
 
If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a [[Engineering Objects#Welder|welder]] on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Level!!Name!!class="unsortable" | Comments!!class="unsortable" | Notes
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||1||Prison loaf||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||2||Dense prison loaf||The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||3||Extra-dense prison loaf||Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif]]||4||Super-compressed prison loaf||Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf fissile.gif]]||5||Fissile loaf||There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.||Throw it and watch what happens.
|-
|[[File:JPfru.gif]]||6||Fusion loaf||Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?||
|-
|[[File:PrisonloafNeutron.gif]]||7||Neutron loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf quark.gif]]||8||Quark loaf||This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.||You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf degenerate.gif]]||9||Degenerate loaf||You should probably call a physicist.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf strangelet.gif]]||10||Strangelet loaf||You should probably call a priest.||Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif]]||11||Einstein-rosen loaf||A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ...
||Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.
|}
 
===Animal Slaughter===
[[Image:Remy.png]]
 
Knives can be used on dead [[critter]]s to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.
 
Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.
 
===Food Effects===
 
Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like ''That tasted amazing!'' when eating it. Having [[Chemistry#THC|THC]] in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Buff
! class="unsortable" | Explanation
|- id="Energized"
| Energized
| Adds +18 max stamina.
|- id="Energized+"
| Energized+
| Adds +22 max stamina.
|- id="Refreshed"
| Refreshed
| Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
|- id="Refreshed+"
| Refreshed+
| Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
|- id="Warm"
| Warm
| If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
|- id="Cold"
| Cold
| If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
|- id="Cleanse"
| Cleanse
| Adds +80% [[Pathology Research|Disease Resistance]]
|- id="Healing Over Time"
| Healing Over Time
| Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix [[Doctoring#Burn|Burn]], [[Doctoring#Brute|Brute]], [[Doctoring#Toxin|Tox]], and all three.
|- id="Damage Over Time"
| Damage Over Time
| Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal [[Doctoring#Burn|Burn]], [[Doctoring#Brute|Brute]], [[Doctoring#Toxin|Tox]], and all three.
|- id="Sweaty"
| Sweaty
| Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
|- id="Sweaty+"
| Sweaty+
| Like [[#Sweaty|regular Sweaty]], but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
|- id="Max Health Increased"
| Max Health Increased
| Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
|- id="Max Health Increased+"
| Max Health Increased+
| Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
|- id="Max Health Increased++"
| Max Health Increased++
| Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two [[Syndicate Items#Cyalume Saber|cyalume saber]] hits.
|- id="Gross Burps"
| Gross Burps
| Your burps sound extra-grody.
|- id="Night Vision"
| Night Vision
| Lets you see better in darkness much like the [[Traits|Cat Eyes trait]].
|- id="Sturdy"
| Sturdy
| Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the [[Traits|Adamantium Skeleton trait]].
|- id="Gassy"
| Gassy
| Your *farts sound...interesting.
|- id="Fart Thrust"
| Fart Thrust
| *Farting lets you navigate through [[Space]] and pushes you forward on the [[Seafloor]]. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
|- id="Rad Wick"
| Rad Wick
| Increases your radiation resistance.
|- id="Fire Burps"
| Fire Burps
| When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
|- id="Fire Burps+"
| Fire Burps+
| Like [[#Fire Burps|regular Fire Burps]], but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
|- id="Bad Breath
| Bad Breath
| Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavour text.
|}
 
==Supplementary Video==
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<youtube>ZI4LGTXscR4</youtube>
 
==Gallery==
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Latest revision as of 02:57, 30 May 2021

Hey I make things.

Things I've done.

-All food effects (At the time) to the food and drinks page.

-Retention center on the adventure zone page

-A majority of the medals on the medal page

This is the thing i'm working on.

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