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==Preliminary information that you need to know!!==
Chemicals have a variety of effects depending on where they end up. All chems deplete while they're in a mob, and some chems also do extra effects while they're inside someone. Some chems also do different things depending on how you apply them to someone, e.g. applying them via a patch vs through a pill, and certain chems can also affect plants or flooring. Some chemicals do something special upon reaching a certain temperature, usually they explode. The following sections explain these in further detail.

===The Life Loop===
Things that repeat in standard intervals are handled by loop controllers. The mob loop encapsulates most of the things that humans and cyborgs have for repeating code. One of the major things there is the life process. Life process is programmed to run in '''4 second''' intervals governed by the mob loop. 

Among other things, the life loop governs chems that are inside's person's bloodstream; it essentially models the body metabolizing chemicals. Chemicals usually enter the body via application methods that apply through INGEST and various methods that put chems straight into the bloodstream; the [[#TOUCH & INGEST Effects|following section]] explains this in further detail. Every time it runs, each chemical decreases by a certain amount of units per chemical, listed under "Depletion rate", and some chemicals also do some additional effects, such as heal some damage or give a stamina boost, listed under "Per life cycle". 

However, the life loop doesn't always tick every 4 seconds exactly, sometimes due to the game deliberately slowing itself down when the server is under stress, sometimes due to lag (occasionally itself due to the life loop consuming so much CPU). To compensate for these time fluctuations, the chem's on-life effects are multiplied by a number, logically called a multiplier, which changes based on how much time has actually passed. All chems are coded assuming a 2 second time frame, an artifact of the old system where the life loop ticked every 2 seconds, so the multiplier is usually around 2, but it can and does change, and a few chems' multipliers work somewhat differently. 

So if a chemical does 2 toxin damage each time life is called, it'll do 4 damage every four seconds. With a depletion rate of 1, it'll deplete 2 units every four seconds, and so on and so on. These values can be and often will be different depending on server lag. Chemicals will last longer if they have a lower depletion rate. Chems that reduce other chems will reduce the listed amount per cycle. If not explicitly stated, chems default to a depletion rate of 0.4 units per cycle. 

===TOUCH & INGEST Effects===
Some chemicals have one or multiple special effects when applied to a mob, and the difference can be quite significant. You should always pay close attention to the unique properties of the reagent(s) you want to synthesize or use.
* TOUCH means direct exposure to the body. Acids that burn your face off and topical meds are examples of this.
** Applied by: chemical smoke, chemical foam, [[Medical Objects#Dropper|dropper]], [[Medical Objects#Medical Patch|medical patch]], [[Construction#Flamethrower|flamethrower]], [[General Objects#Fire Extinguisher|fire extinguisher]], [[General Objects#Spray Bottle|spray bottle]], splashing chemicals from a beaker-type container, throwing a drinking glass at somebody, [[Medical Objects#Cryogenic Healing Pod|cryogenic healing pod]], shower, bathtub, [[Critter#Antagonist-Exclusive Ghost Critters|fly vomit]]
* INGEST reactions are things that happen immediately from consumption.
** Applied by: [[Medical_Objects#Syringe|syringe]], [[Medical_Objects#Pill|pill]], [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV drip]], [[General Objects#Cigarette|cigarette]], [[Clothing#Injector Belt|injector belt]] and [[Clothing#Vapo-Matic|mask]], [[Murder#Strangulation|cloth rags]], eating or drinking something, [[Medical Objects#Ampoule|ampoule]]
* Certain methods of transference bypass both of these and go straight into the bloodstream.
** Applied by: [[Medical Objects#Hypospray|hypospray]], [[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]], [[Syndicate Items#Sleepy Pen|sleepy pen]], [[Syndicate Items#Syringe Gun|syringe gun]], [[General Objects#E-Cigarette|e-cig]], [[Construction#Poisoned surgery tools|poisoned surgery tools]], [[Construction#Poisoned arrows|poisoned arrows]], [[Critter#Antagonist-Exclusive Ghost Critters|mosquito bite]]

===Miscellaneous Effects===
Some chemicals can affect plants and their seeds, such as by making it grow faster or boosting plant health. Per plant cycle effects apply when a chemical is in a [[Guide to Botany#Hydroponics Tray|hydroponics tray]]. Some chemicals also have different effects when used in a [[Guide to Botany#Infusion|botanical infusion]].

If a certain amount of chems are applied onto a turf, such as a steel floor, it creates a fluid puddle. Some chemicals also have unique effects when applied on tiles. For example, [[#Carbon|carbon]] makes dirt, while [[#Salt|salt]] makes salt piles that can link up into salt lines, mystical. 

You can become [[Doctoring#Addictions|addicted]] to certain chemicals, usually [[#Drugs|drugs]], if you have a certain amount of them in your system, based on random chance. Mechanically, every few seconds, the game looks for any addictive chems in your system, and if it does find them, it checks if there's enough of it to potentially cause an addiction and confirms that you're a human and thus actually susceptible to addictions in the first place (as opposed to a [[Cyborg]] or [[Critter]]). Then it calls a built-in BYOND function named ''prob()'', which has an X% chance to return as "true"; the value of this X is the number listed under the "Addiction probability", shortened to "Addict prob." If ''prob()'' returns "true", you become addicted!

==The Wonderful World of Chemicals==
===Base Elements===
Not everything that comes out of the chem dispenser or similarly simple sources is inert; some have their own quirks that you should watch out for.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!<abbr title="Addiction probability (INGEST)">Addict prob.</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Aluminium"
|Aluminium||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Or aluminum for the Space Americans and Space Canadians. One of the accepted chems for [[#Foamed Metal|foamed metal]]. Can also be found in pills from "designer drug"/"cyberpunk" pill bottles, those bottles that show up as "pill bottle (???)" that appear in sketchy places. 
|- id="Barium"
|Barium||0.4||{{No}}||Explodes when mixed with water (1x1, low severity). Does not scale with volume.||||||||Most people won't bat an eye when they see plain old water, though, so it makes for an interesting stealth explosive.
|- id="Bromine"
|Bromine||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Nowhere near as reactive as in real life (but just be glad this game doesn't simulate its horrid stench.)
|- id="Carbon"
|Carbon||0.4||{{No}}||||Clears space lube when applied to floor tiles. 5+ UNITS: Creates dirt when applied to floor tiles.||||||
|- id="Calcium"
|Calcium||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||
|- id="Chlorine"
|Chlorine||0.4||{{Yes}}||+1 {{BURN}}||||+3 POISON||||
|- id="Chromium"
|Chromium||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||
|- id="Copper"
|Copper||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Not to be confused with and cannot be extracted from [[Ore Processing#Copper|copper material]] extracted from wires or [[Guide to Mining#Pharosium|pharosium]], the sci-fi version of copper. 
|- id="Ethanol"
|Ethanol||0.05||{{No}}||15+ UNITS: Slurred speech/stuttering, 10% chance for confused movement, 20% chance for dizziness. 10% chance for hiccuping, burping, mumbling, and grumbling.<br>25+ UNITS: Another 10% chance for more stuttering and another 10% chance for hiccuping and burping. <br>45+ UNITS: 15% chance of even more stuttering. 8% chance for confused movement. Another separate 10% chance for hiccuping and burping. <br>55+ UNITS: 10% chance to fart, hiccup, mumble, or grumble, 6% chance to vomit. Still more stuttering. 33% chance of blurred vision, 15% chance of confused movement, 4% of misstep, 15% of dizziness.<br> 60+ UNITS:  Blurred vision, 6% chance of more drowsiness 5% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. <br><br>40-54+ UNITS: volume/2% chance of 0.25 [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver damage]] <br>55+ UNITS: volume/2% chance of 0.4 [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver damage]]<br><BR>OVERDOSE (100) - Ethanol poisoning! 10% chance of extra 1-3 damage to the liver, 15% chance of 1-3 [[Doctoring#Kidney Damage|damage to left kidney]], and 35% chance of 1-3 to right kidney. 1% chance of causing heart disease. <br><br>But also: drunken boxing. 40% chance to completely shrug off a [[Guide to Being Robust#Punch|punch]] (and only punches). Separate 40% chance to also give your punches 3-5 extra damage. ||||||4%||Ethanol, it messes your speech and movement, and sometimes even your vision or organs at high enough doses. The [[Guide to Genetics#Alcohol Resistance|Alcohol Resistance]] gene blocks most of these effects, and you do not receive the respective organ damage if you have [[Roboticist#Cyberkidney|cyberkidneys]] or a [[Roboticist#Cyberliver|cyberliver]], which also has healing benefits related to ethanol.<br><Br> Every single brand of alcohol decays into this. The more potent the alcohol, the more ethanol it builds up in you. <br><br>It's also possible to get this chemical by putting [[Guide to Botany#Clear Corn|clear corn]] into a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]].
|- id="Fluorine"
|Fluorine||0.4||{{Yes}}||+1 {{BURN}}, +1 {{TOX}}||||+3 POISON||||
|- id="Helium"
|Helium||0.4||{{No}}||Does what you'd expect.||||||||Harmless. Can be obtained from [[General Objects#Tank|helium tanks]].
|- id="Hydrogen"
|Hydrogen||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Nowhere near as flammable or reactive in real life. Still good in [[General Objects#Balloon|balloons]] though. Can also be found in some Discount Dan's food products (seems someone at DD didn't quite understand hydrogenation).
|- id="Iodine"
|Iodine||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||The mineral of choice in [[Foods and Drinks#Decirprevo Bottled Water|Decirprevo Bottled Water]].
|- id="Iron"
|Iron||0.4||{{No}}||Regenerates blood half a unit a time, 10% chance of -1 {{OXY}}<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) Causes +1 {{TOX}}, 5% chance of vomiting, stun, and a further +10 {{TOX}}||||||||Basically a shittier version of [[#Filgrastim|Filgrastim]] with more side effects.
|- id="Lithium"
|Lithium||0.4||{{No}}||Drooling and confused movement.||||||||Can also be extracted from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].
|- id="Magnesium"
|Magnesium||0.4||{{No}}||||10+ UNITS: Creates piles of magnesium when applied to floor tiles.||||||Piles ignite when exposed to a temperature higher than 747 K, but the fire isn't hot enough to set alight non-flammable materials or burn through the floor. They do, however, also ignite nearby piles, so you could make a line of magnesium and use it as a fuse for other pyrotechnic reagents. <br><br>In addition to the chem dispenser, it is also possible to get it from [[General Objects#Firework|fireworks]]. Cut it open with a [[Foods and Drinks#Knife|knife]] or similar, then use a [[Chemistry#Beaker|beaker]] or similar to scoop up the resulting magnesium pile.
|- id="Mercury"
|Mercury||0.2||{{Yes|Yes (0.2 per 1 unit splashed)}}||70% chance of +1 BRAIN||||||||Can also be extracted from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].
|- id="Nickel"
|Nickel||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Stands in for a catalyst in a handful of reactions. If you had one of these for every time you...
|- id="Nitrogen"
|Nitrogen||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||It's not gonna help your plants or anything.
|- id="Oxygen"
|Oxygen||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||This might seem amazingly inert for a substance that is vital to your life, but think of it this way: What is the effect of this oxygen over the oxygen already in your blood?
|- id="Phosphorus"
|Phosphorus||0.4||{{No}}||||||66% chance of +1 GROWTH||||An essential ingredient for a few recipes, but not terribly exciting on its own.<br><br>In addition to [[Chemistry#Chem Dispenser|chem dispensers]] giving this element, you can also get phosphorus by clicking on a [[Chemistry#Beaker|beaker]] or similar with a unlit [[General Objects#Matchbook|match]], yielding one unit of it.
|- id="Plasma"
|Plasma||0.4||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}}. Increases depletion rate of [[#Epinephrine|epinephrine]] by 2.||Cannot be applied to floor tiles.<br><br>TOUCH - If already on fire: +30 BURNING||+2 POISON||||When it reaches 374 K, it ignites, creating small to large fireball that scales with volume (up to 8x8). <br><Br>Basic ingredient in chems with more fanastical effects.
|- id="Platinum"
|Platinum||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||In the far future of 2053, platinum is as readily available as hydrogen. But not THAT shiny.
|- id="Potassium"
|Potassium||0.4||{{No}}||Explodes when mixed with water (1x1, low severity). Does not scale with volume.||||40% chance of +1 GROWTH, +1 HEALTH||||Most people won't bat an eye when they see plain old water, though, so it makes for an interesting stealth explosive. Can also be extracted from [[Guide to Botany#Banana|bananas]].
|- id="Radium"
|Radium||0.4||{{Yes|Yes (0.5 per 1 unit splashed)}}||+3 seconds of "Irradiated"||Temporarily creates an eerie green glow when applied to floor tiles.||80% chance of +3 RAD, 16% of a random mutation||||Radiation is cumulative and depletes one per cycle. As it ramps up, it starts doing {{TOX}} in increasing amounts related to the radiation total, causes random mutations (often disabilities) and triggers a bunch of other nasty radiation sickness effects. A [[Syndicate_Items#Sleepy Pen|sleepy pen]] full of radium is pretty lethal over a few minutes.
|- id="Silicon"
|Silicon||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Not something you extract from your silicon friends ([[Artificial Intelligence|AI]], [[Cyborg]], and [[Ghostdrone]]).
|- id="Silver"
|Silver||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||You can [[Construction#Silver Handcuffs|dip a pair of handcuffs in this]] to make [[Security Objects#Silver Handcuffs|silver handcuffs]] and [[Construction#Silver Bullets|coat certain bullets in silver to make silver bullets]].
|- id="Sodium"
|Sodium||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Surprisingly does not react at all with water.
|- id="Sugar"
|Sugar||0.4||{{No}}||Jitteriness, +2 Stamina Regeneration. Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, and Paralyzed debuffs by 6%, 4% chance to produce a unit of [[#Epinephrine|epinephrine]].<br><br>OVERDOSE (200) - [[Doctoring#Hyperglycaemic shock|hyperglycaemic shock]], 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||||Having a bit of sugar in you gives you a small stun reduction and stamina buff. Can also be extracted from [[Guide to Botany#Available Crops|sugarcane]].
|- id="Sulfur"
|Sulfur||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||In addition to the chem dispensers, you can also get it from [[Foods and Drinks#Spooky Dan's Horrortastic Cola|Spooky Dan's Horrortastic Cola]] and pills from pill bottles marked "pill bottle (???)". Also good for concrete.
|- id="Water"
|Water||0.4||{{No}}||Explodes when mixed with potassium (1x1, low severity). Does not scale with volume.<br><br>10% of healing 1 [[Doctoring#Kidney Damage|kidney damage]] (for both kidneys).||3+ UNITS: Temporarily creates a slippery surface when applied to floor tiles.<br><br>TOUCH - Reduces the BURNING var when splashed onto people, objects or turfs that are on fire.||Helps plants grow more quickly.||||Freezes when cooled (0° C), boils away when heated (100 °C). Can also be extracted from [[Guide to Botany#Available Crops|melons]].
|}

===Basic compounds===
Basic starting recipes. Most are pointless on their own, but they're all ingredients in the vast majority of chemicals in the world of SS13, so it's good to memorize them.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Acetone"
|Acetone||(1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) [[#Welding_Fuel|Welding Fuel]] + (1) Oxygen -> (3) Acetone||{{No}}||+1.5 {{TOX}}||||||Common ingredient in other recipes.
|- id="Ammonia"
|Ammonia||(1) [[#Urine|Urine]] + (1) Water @ 354 K -> (1) Ammonia {{OR}} (3) Hydrogen + (1) Nitrogen -> (3) Ammonia||{{No}}||||||+4 GROWTH, 66% chance of +1 HEALTH. Removes a variable amount (up to 4 units) of any other reagent; ratio is based on combined volume of all reagents in the tray.||Fertilizer, and an ingredient in a lot of other chems.
|- id="Diethylamine"
|Diethylamine||(1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) Ethanol @ 374 K -> (2) Diethylamine||{{No}}||||||66% chance of +2 GROWTH||Used for certain medical recipes and as fertilizer.
|- id="Oil"
|Oil||(1) Carbon + (1) Hydrogen + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] -> (3) Oil||{{No}}||||Creates a streak of slippery oil when applied to floor tiles.<br><br>TOUCH - Lubricates cyborg joints and temporarily make them move faster.||||At 474 K, ignites, creating small to large fireball that scales with volume (up to 8x8). <br><Br> Used as a stand-in for benzene, toulene, napthalene and a bunch of other heavier hydrocarbons for a ton of the organic chem recipes.
|- id="Phenol"
|Phenol||(1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) Chlorine + (1) Water -> (3) Phenol ||{{No}}||||||||Used for certain medical recipes.
|- id="Stabilizing Agent"
|Stabilizing Agent<br>(Stabilizer)||(1) Iron + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Oxygen -> (2) Stabilizing Agent||{{No}}||||||||Keeps unstable chemicals stable. '''This does not work on everything.'''
|}

===Medical Chems===
A malignant scientist is expected to hurt people. A benevolent one is expected to heal people. If you're the latter, then this chart is your best friend.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!<abbr title="Addiction probability (INGEST)">Addict prob.</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Ammonium Bicarbonate"
|Ammonium Bicarbonate<br>(Smelling Salts)||(1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) Carbon + (1) Oxygen @ 374 K -> (3) Ammonium Bicarbonate||0.4||{{No}}||30% chance of -1 RAD, 5% of +1 {{TOX}}. +5 Stamina Regeneration boost.<br><br>If below -5 to -30 health: -1 {{TOX}}, -1 {{BRUTE}}, -1 {{BURN}}<br><br>Increases depletion rates for the following depressant/knockout drugs by 3:
*[[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]]
*[[#Capulettium|Capulettium]]
*[[#Sulfonal|Sulfonal]]
*[[#Ketamine|Ketamine]]
*[[#Sodium Thiopental|Sodium Thiopental]]
*[[#Pancuronium|Pancuronium]]
||||||||Inferior to [[#Epinephrine|epinephrine]] and [[#Potassium Iodide|potassium iodide]], but offers a  surprisingly significant stamina regeneration buff. Also flushes several debilitating knockout drugs.
|- id="Antihol"
|Antihol||(1) Ethanol + (1) [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] -> (2) Antihol||0.4||{{No}}||Raises ethanol depletion rates by 8.<br><br>If below +25 health: -2 {{TOX}}||||||||Sober someone up in a hurry. Nefarious people sometimes spike other poisons with ethanol or booze reagents to sabotage charcoal treatments.
|- id="Atropine"
|Atropine||(1) Ethanol + (1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] + (1) [[#Phenol|Phenol]] + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> (4) Atropine {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Black Venne|black venne]] or [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].||0.2||{{No}}||Dizziness, confused movement, -20 Max Stamina, warms you up slightly when cold.<br><br> Attempts to cap {{OXY}} at 65 and LOSEBREATH at 5. Rolls a chance to fix [[Doctoring#Cardiac failure|cardiac failure]]. Increases depletion rate of sarin by 20.<br><br>If below -25 health: -1 {{TOX}}, -3 {{BRUTE}}, -3 {{BURN}}, -2 BRAIN<br><br>If above 15 health AND {{TOX}} damage > 70: +1 {{TOX}}<br><br>Reduces the chance of death when used with [[#Synaptizine|synaptizine]]. Boosts chance of CPR curing [[Doctoring#Cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]] to 5%.<br><br>OVERDOSE (25) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}||||||||Fairly similar to epinephrine but will rapidly push deep-crit damage levels towards shallow crit levels. Use this if you find someone who is right at the edge of death. Flushes sarin extremely rapidly. Atropine alone doesn't really kill people but it's a pretty decent debilitating poison if you wanna use it that way.
|- id="Calomel"
|Calomel||(1) Mercury + (1) Chlorine @ 374 K -> (1) Calomel||0.8||{{No}}||Increases all depletion rates by 5.<br><br>If above +20 health: +5 {{TOX}}||||||||Aggressive purgative. It'll do a lot of {{TOX}} damage itself but it cannot kill you, as the damage only applies while you are above the health threshold. Use for emergencies to handle the really aggressive poisons that would definitely kill you if they remain active for long.
|- id="Charcoal"
|Charcoal||(1) [[#Ash|Ash]] + (1) [[#Salt|Salt]] @ 374 K -> (2) Charcoal {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Venne|venne]].||0.4||{{No}}||-1.5 {{TOX}}. -2 [[Doctoring#Kidney Damage|kidney]], [[Doctoring#Stomach Damage|stomach]], [[Doctoring#Intestines Damage|intestines]], and [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver damage]].<br><br>50% chance of increasing the depletion rate of all other chems by 1. ||||Removes 2 units of every harmful chem present (toxin, toxic slurry, sulf. acid, plasma, mercury, welding fuel, chlorine, radium)||||Good baseline thing for detoxifying someone, but won't always keep up with the hellpoisons.
|- id="Cryoxadone"
|Cryoxadone||(1) [[#Cryostylane|Cryostylane]] + (1) [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] + (1) Plasma + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] -> (3) Cryoxadone ||0.4||{{No}}||If body temp below 210 K: -10 {{OXY}}, -3 {{TOX}}, -12 {{BRUTE}}, -12 {{BURN}}, -2 all [[Doctoring#Organ Damage & Ailments|organ damage]]. <br><br>Warms you up depending on damage healed. More specifically it's (damage healed/37) * 25, excluding organ damage, meaning the max increase is 25 degrees.||||||||Requires cooling the target before it kicks in, and recooling to offset the heating, but heals incredibly well. The cryo tanks in medbay use this.<br><br>'''Note:''' Don't cool down someone who is currently on fire, put them out first. Due to the way {{BURN}} damage is handled, cooling a flaming person will make the fire worse and cause more damage than even the cryoxadone can keep up with.
|- id="Diphenhydramine"
|Diphenhydramine<br>(Antihistamine)||(1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) Carbon + (1) Bromine + (1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] + (1) Ethanol -> (4) Diphenhydramine||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces jitteriness, -3 Stamina Regeneration. Increases depletion rates of histamine and itching powder by 3. 3% chance of stunning briefly and causing drowsiness.||||||10%||Mostly used as a precursor to a couple of the illegal drugs. Might be needed for bee stings, histamine poisonings or itching powder. Mildly debilitating.   
|- id="Ephedrine"
|Ephedrine||(1) Sugar + (1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) Hydrogen + (1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] -> (3) Ephedrine {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Asomna|asomna]] or [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]]. {{OR}} Find in [[Foods and Drinks#Grife-O|Grife-O]] soda.||0.3||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 15%, +2 Stamina Regeneration, causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness, warms you up slightly.<br><br> Attempts to cap LOSEBREATH at 3. Heals 1 {{OXY}} if {{OXY}} damage > 75.<br><br>If above 0 health: 33% chance of -1 {{BRUTE}}, -1 {{BURN}}. 8% of -1 {{TOX}}<br>If below 0 health: -1 {{BRUTE}}, -1 {{BURN}}. 25% of -1 {{TOX}}<br><br>OVERDOSE (35) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}, 15% of extra +1/+2 {{TOX}}. 5% of stunning briefly and causing dizziness.||||||25%||It's pretty much just a weaker analogue of medbay's epinephrine, but it's addictive and has a few more side effects.
|- id="Epinephrine"
|Epinephrine|| (1) [[#Phenol|Phenol]] + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Oxygen + (1) Chlorine + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] + (1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] -> (4) Epinephrine ||0.2||{{No}}||Attempts to cap LOSEBREATH at 3 and {{OXY}} at 35. 5% chance of -1 BRAIN. Rolls a chance to fix [[Doctoring#Cardiac failure|cardiac failure]].<br><br>Increases depletion rate of histamine by 2 and reduces overdose severity. Warms you up by 7 Kelvin. Slows down progression of [[#Sarin|sarin]] by 20%. <br><br>Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 10%. +3 Stamina Regeneration buff. Reduces drowsiness, 5% chance to remove all sleepiness. 10% chance to cause jitteriness. Partially negates movement slowdown from damage, making you move as if you had 15 more health.<br><br>If health is between -10 to -65, heals 1 {{TOX}}, 1 {{BRUTE}}, 1 {{BURN}}.<br><br>Boosts chance of CPR curing [[Doctoring#Cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]] to 5%<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}, 5% of stunning briefly and causing dizziness.||||||||Very useful for stabilizing someone who is in mid-crit damage, standard emergency shot to buy yourself some time. If things are really bad, go for atropine instead. Can make you pretty sick in overdoses. Counters histamine / allergic reactions, but won't resolve a severe reaction on its own. Can function as a minor stimulant, roughly on par with [[#Coffee|coffee]]. 
|- id="Ether"
|Ether||(1) Ethanol + (1) [[#Hydrochloric Acid|Hydrochloric Acid]] + (1) Oxygen -> (1) Ether||0.4||{{No}}||-3 Stamina Regeneration, reduces jitteriness. Will knock you out on 36th cycle. Removes 7.5 seconds of the [[Syndicate Items#Stimulants|Stimulants status effect]].<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||50%||Behaves almost exactly the same as [[#Morphine|morphine]], minus the speed bonus and with a bigger stamina penalty. But since this knockout chem has a recipe, and a fairly simple one too, it's lot easier to come by.  
|- id="Filgrastim"
|Filgrastim||(1) [[#Blood|Blood]] + (1) [[#Stable Mutagen|Stable Mutagen]] + (1) [[#E.Coli|E.Coli]] + (1) [[#Spaceacillin|Spaceacillin]] -> (2) Filgrastim ||0.2||{{No}}||+2u blood.||||||||A granulocyte colony stimulating factor analog, which helps the body create more blood.
|- id="Hairgrownium"
|Hairgrownium|| (1) [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] + (1) [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] + (1) [[#Carpet|Carpet]] -> (3) Hairgrownium {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Fuzzy Nureous|fuzzy nureous]] or [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].||0.4||{{Yes}}||10% chance of growing a full set of hair.||||||||Great cure for baldness.
|- id="Haloperidol"
|Haloperidol||(1) Chlorine + (1) Fluorine + (1) Aluminium + (1) [[#Potassium Iodide|Potassium Iodide]] + (1) [[#Oil|Oil]] -> (4) Haloperidol {{OR}} Find in haloperidol bottles from restricted medical cabinets and [[Quartermaster#Restricted Medicine Shipment|Restricted Medicine Shipments]], syringes (anti-psychotic), and [[Foods and Drinks#Dr. Pubber|Dr. Pubber]] bottles. {{OR}}Extract from certain [[Foods and Drinks#Popsicle|popsicles]] and [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]]{{OR}} [[Foods and Drinks#Still|Distill]] [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]]. {{OR}} Randomly appears in [[General Objects#Cigarillo|Rowdy 'Rillos]] and pills from ???? bottles.||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces druggy effects and jitteriness, causes drowiness. -5 Stamina Regeneration. 20% chance of +1 BRAIN. 5% of curing [[Virus#Space Madness|space madness]] and [[Virus#Berserker|berserker]]. 10% of causing drooling.<br><br>Removes 15 seconds of the [[Syndicate Items#Stimulants|Stimulants status effect]]. Increases depletion rates for the following stimulating/hallucinogenic drugs by 5:
*[[#Bath Salts|Bath Salts]]
*[[#Cat Drugs|Cat Drugs]]
*[[#Crank|Crank]]
*[[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]]
*[[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]]
*[[#LSBee|LSBee]]
*[[#Lysergic Acid Diethylamide|LSD]]
*[[#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]]
*[[#Psilocybin|Psilocybin]]
*[[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]]
*[[#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
||||||||Treat it like a general anti-psychotic. Severe stamina regen penalty, drowisness, and drug depletion rate acceleration makes useful for treating/neutralizing drugged-up maniacs. <br><br> This is the secret behind [[Security Objects#Tranquilizer Rifle|tranq rifle darts]]. [[Robots#Wardbuddy|WardBuddies]], fermids, and the humanoid "emagged medibots" found in certain derelicts also inject this.  
|- id="Heparin"
|Heparin||(1) Sugar + (1) [[#Meat Slurry|Meat Slurry]] + (1) [[#Phenol|Phenol]] + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> (2) Heparin||0.4||{{No}}||Will cause any bleeding to become worse, but will try to cure heart disease, dislodge blood clots, and will reduce the effects of hypertension. Removes 2u of cholesterol as well.<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - you blood fall out||||||||An anticoagulant.
|- id="Insulin"
|Insulin||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Available in syringe form in [[Medical Objects#Medical Dispenser|NanoMeds]] {{OR}} Find inside [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|Pro Puffs cigarette packets]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Raises sugar depletion rates by 5.||||||||Handles [[Doctoring#Hyperglycaemic shock|hyperglycaemic coma]].
|- id="Lexorin"
|Lexorin||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find inside [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|Pro Puffs cigarette packets]].}}||0.2||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}}, removes the need to breathe.||||||||A more dangerous version of perfluorodecalin that allows you to talk in space without using internals, but deals {{TOX}} damage over time.
|- id="Mannitol"
|Mannitol||(1) Sugar + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Water -> (2) Mannitol {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Dawning Venne|dawning venne]].||0.4||{{No}}||-3 BRAIN||||||||Use for concussions, changeling stings, bible beatings, flatline brain damage, bath salts, etc.
|- id="Menthol"
|Menthol||(1) [[#Mint|Mint]] + (1) Ethanol @ 324 K -> (2) Menthol {{OR}} Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Mint|mint]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].||0.1||{{Yes}}||Tries to return high body temps towards normal, 55% chance of -2 {{BURN}}.||||||||Use for minor burn damage.
|- id="Morphine"
|Morphine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Poppies|poppies]]. {{OR}} Obtain from [[Medical Objects#Medical Dispenser|NanoMed Plus vendors]], [[Foods and Drinks#Dr. Pubber|Dr. Pubber]], and [[Quartermaster#Medical: Medical Reservoir Crate|Medical: Medical Reservoir Crates]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Dramatically counters movement reduction from severe injury, -3 Stamina Regeneration, reduces jitteriness. Will knock you out on 36th cycle. Removes 7.5 seconds of the [[Syndicate Items#Stimulants|Stimulants status effect]].<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||50%||Low doses are useful for the painkiller, but high doses can knock someone out for a while. Be careful with the severe stamina regen penalty.
|- id="Mugwort"
|Mugwort||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Wizard#Mugwort|Wizard shuttle]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||If target is [[wizard]]: Removes 5 units of [[#Sarin|sarin]].||INGEST - If target is [[wizard]]: 85% chance of -1 LOSEBREATH. 45% chances for each of -1 {{OXY}}, -1 {{TOX}}, -6 {{BRUTE}} and -6 {{BURN}}.  ||||||Can patch up minor injuries of magic users.
|- id="Mutadone"
|Mutadone||(1) [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] + (1) Bromine -> (3) Mutadone {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Dawning Venne|dawning venne]].||0.4||{{No}}||Removes one [[Guide to Genetics|genetic bioeffect]]. Some mutations cannot be cured by mutadone, however.||||20% chance of -5 GROWTH. 50% of inducing one of these effects: -1 GROWTIME, -1 HARVTIME, +1 HARVESTS, +1 CROPSIZE, +1 POTENCY or  +1 ENDURANCE||||Did someone turn you into a gibbering chavish deaf dwarven lunatic? Take this. Giving this to someone with superpowers will really ruin their day.
|- id="Oculine"
|Oculine||(1) [[#Atropine|Atropine]] + (1) [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] + (1) [[#Spaceacillin|Spaceacillin]] -> (4) Oculine {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Dawning Venne|dawning venne]].||0.4||{{Yes}}||80% chance of reducing blurred vision as well as eye and ear damage by 1, 50% of curing nearsightedness, 30% of curing blindness<br><br>If ear damage is less than 25: 30% chance of healing deafness||||||||Not typically needed unless some jerk is using a lot of flashbangs. It's a rare situation, but giving them oculine might be their saving grace.
|- id="Omnizine"
|Omnizine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Lifeweed|white weed]] and [[Guide to Botany#Out of this World|glowing fruits]]. {{OR}} Eat some [[Foods and Drinks#Donk Pocket|warm donk pockets]] and/or [[Foods and Drinks#Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata|spaghetti arrabbiata]] and [[Medical Objects#Syringe|draw out your blood]].{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}||0.2||{{No}}||-2 {{BRUTE}}, -2 {{BURN}}, -1 {{TOX}}, -1 {{OXY}}, -1 all [[Doctoring#Organ Damage & Ailments|organ damage]]. 50% chance of -1 LOSEBREATH. Regenerates 1 unit of blood if you're under 500 units, 10% of -1 BLEEDING.<br><br>OVERDOSE (30) - Stuttering, dizziness, jitteriness, random stuns and confused movement. 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||5%||Slightly addictive, but is otherwise an amazing cure-all. Medbay will love the botanists if they supply them with it. Omnizine-laced Pro Puffs and the two dishes deliver a small dose of omnizine when used. Less ideal than botany, but it could save you in a pinch.
|- id="Pentetic Acid"
|Pentetic Acid||(1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] + (1) Chlorine + (1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) [[#Formaldehyde|Formaldehyde]] + (1) Sodium + (1) [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]] -> (6) Pentetic Acid{{OR}}"Extract" from [[Guide to Botany#White Radweed|white radweed plants]].||0.4||{{No}}||-7 RAD, increases all depletion rates by 4.<br><br> -2 [[Doctoring#Kidney Damage|kidney]], [[Doctoring#Stomach Damage|stomach]], [[Doctoring#Intestines Damage|intestines]], and [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver damage]]. <br><br>75% chance of -4 {{TOX}}, 33% of +1 {{BRUTE}}, +1 {{BURN}}. ||||||||Apex anti-tox/anti-rad treatment. 
|- id="Perfluorodecalin"
|Perfluorodecalin||(1) Hydrogen + (1) Fluorine + (1) [[#Salicylic Acid|Salicylic Acid]] @ 374 K -> (2) Perfluorodecalin||0.4||{{No}}||-25 {{OXY}}, -2 [[Doctoring#Lung Damage|lung]] & [[Doctoring#Spleen Damage|spleen damage]], 33% chance of -1 {{BRUTE}} and -1 {{BURN}}.<br><br>Increases LOSEBREATH to and caps it at 6. Prevents any suffocation damage from racking up despite that.||||||20%||Fantastic for pretty much negating all the accumulative damage from being in critical, will give you a really wide window of time to deal with other health problems. In theory, you could stay in flatline for quite awhile with this stuff handling tissue oxygenation, but you might need mannitol too. Can make spacewalking without internals possible.
|- id="Potassium Iodide"
|Potassium Iodide||(1) Potassium + (1) Iodine -> (2) Potassium Iodide {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Nureous|nureous]].||0.4||{{No}}||80% chance of -1 RAD<br><br>-1 {{TOX}}. 33% chance of -1 [[Doctoring#Kidney Damage|kidney]] and [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver damage]].||||||||Radiation is cumulative and causes {{TOX}} and {{BURN}}. Simple and weak, but can help counter radiation events and radium somewhat.
|- id="Proconvertin"
|Proconvertin||(1) [[#Blood|Blood]] + (1) [[#Stable Mutagen|Stable Mutagen]] + (1) [[#Mannitol|Mannitol]] + (1) [[#Salt|Salt]] -> (2) Proconvertin||0.3||{{No}}||90% chance of -1 BLEEDING. 2% chance to cause a blood clot. Increases blood pressure and can worsen existing blood clots.||||||||A coagulant.
|- id="Robustissin"
|Robustissin||(1) [[#Menthol|Menthol]] + (1) [[#Morphine|Morphine]] + (1) Hydrogen + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] -> (4) Robustissin{{OR}} [[#Diphenhydramine|Antihistamine]] + (1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) [[#Salicylic Acid|Salicylic Acid]] + (1) [[#Menthol|Menthol]] -> (4) Robustissin{{OR}}Find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|randomly-named space cola]].||0.4||{{No}}||Separate 25% chances of curing the 10% chance each of curing [[Virus#Common Cold|the common cold]], both regular [[Virus#Flu|flu]] and [[Virus#Avian Flu|avian flu]], and [[Virus#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]].<br><br> OVERDOSE (30) - Pretty colors, occasional giggling, yawning, and smiling. Chance of inflicting {{TOX}} damage, brief bouts of confused movement, and/or moderately long (<10 seconds) knock-down.||||||||Space Robitussin (aka dextromethorphan), complete with fun overdose effects!
|- id="Salbutamol"
|Salbutamol||(1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) Lithium + (1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) Aluminium + (1) Bromine -> (5) Salbutamol {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Shivering Contusine|shivering contusine]].||0.2||{{No}}||-6 {{OXY}}, -4 LOSEBREATH, -2 [[Doctoring#Lung Damage|lung]] & [[Doctoring#Spleen Damage|spleen damage]].<br><br> OVERDOSE (50) - Has a chance to damage the kidneys. The severity of the damage increases considerably with the severity of the overdose.||||||||Speeds up recovery from suffocation damage, but more importantly, it'll help counter suffocating/losebreath poisons and the suffocation that ramps up in critical health. Often underused emergency med that makes dealing with critical-health people a lot easier since {{OXY}} damage is usually what kills in-crit patients in the end.
|- id="Salicylic Acid"
|Salicylic Acid<br>(Painkiller/<wbr>Analgesic)||(1) Sodium + (1) [[#Phenol|Phenol]] + (1) Carbon + (1) Oxygen + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> (5) Salicylic Acid {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Contusine|contusine]].||0.1||{{No}}||Tries to return high body temps towards normal, counters walkspeed loss from being hurt fairly well. <br><br>55% chance of -2 {{BRUTE}}.<br><br>OVERDOSE (25) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||||Got beat up a bit and don't want to crawl the whole way to medbay? Pop one of these. Won't help severe damage, but it'll keep you moving at top speed so you can rush for the better healing chems. Slow depletion rate will keep it in your blood for awhile.
|- id="Saline-Glucose Solution"
|Saline-<wbr>Glucose Solution||(1) [[#Salt|Salt]] + (1) Water + (1) Sugar -> (3) Saline-Glucose Solution||0.15||{{Yes}}||33% chance of -2 {{BRUTE}}, -2 {{BURN}}. 33% chance of regenerating 1 unit of [[Doctoring#Bleeding|blood]]. Rolls a chance to fix [[Doctoring#Shock|shock]].||||||||Decent med for healing a respectable amount of {{BRUTE}}/{{BURN}} damage over time and for stabilizing low-crit patients.
|- id="Silver Sulfadiazine"
|Silver Sulfadiazine|| (1) Silver + (1) Sulfur + (1) Oxygen + (1) Chlorine + (1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] -> (5) Silver Sulfadiazine {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Commol|commol]].||3||{{No}}||-2 {{BURN}}||TOUCH - Heals 1 {{BURN}} per unit applied. (up to 10 units per application)<br><br>INGEST - Causes 0.5 {{TOX}} per unit ingested. (up to 10 units per application)||||||The go-to {{BURN}} medication. It depletes rapidly in the blood, so most of your healing will come upfront from a topical application. Ingesting it doesn't work nearly as well and even causes a fair bit of {{TOX}} damage, so don't do that.
|- id="Simethicone"
|Simethicone||(1) Oxygen + (1) Chlorine + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Silicon -> (3) Simethicone||0.4||{{No}}||Makes the victim unable to fart. Fiendish.||||||||Truly fiendish.
|- id="Space Ipecac"
|Space ipecac||{{N/a|align=left|N/A.Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Ipecacuanha|ipecacuanha roots]] or the [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|bilious]] and [[Guide to Botany#Invigorating Ipecacuanha|invigorating]] variations.{{OR}} Comes in pill form from [[Medical Objects#Medical Dispenser|NanoMed Plus machines]].}}||0.8||{{No}}||25% chance to induce vomiting.<br><br>IF HEALTH > 25: +1 {{TOX}} damage. <br><br>5% chance to cause [[Virus#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]].||||||||Think the last thing you just ate was poisoned? Take this to vomit it out as a [[Foods and Drinks#Half-Digested Food Chunk|half-digested food chunk]] containing a portion of whatever reagents were in it. Naturally, this'll stop you from ingesting whatever poisons were in said meal. If you've eaten multiple things, the most recent item (i.e. what you ate last) is vomited out.
|- id="Spaceacillin"
|Spaceacillin||(1) [[#Space Fungus|Space Fungus]] + (1) Ethanol -> (2) Spaceacillin||0.2||{{No}}||Rolls a chance to cure some specific [[Virus|diseases]], such as [[Virus#MRSA|MRSA]] and [[Virus#Grave Fever|grave fever]].||||||||You probably won't use this much unless some [[Vampire]] is giving people [[Virus#Grave Fever|grave fever]]. Space fungus, which mostly grows in maintenance tunnels, is acquired by scraping it off walls with your beaker.
|- id="Strange Reagent"
|Strange Reagent||(1) [[#Omnizine|Omnizine]] + (1) [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] + (1) [[#Holy Water|Holy Water]] -> (2) Strange Reagent {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.2||{{No}}||10% chance of +2 {{BRUTE}} and +2 {{TOX}}||INGEST - Can reanimate the dead. If the corpse is rotten or has more than 150 combined {{BRUTE}}+{{BURN}}, the body will be gibbed, and a corpse with too much BRAIN damage will immediately drop dead again.<br><br>TOUCH - Resurrects [[Critter|critters]].||||||While SR can revive players, it will only heal their {{OXY}} damage upon successful revival. Actual doctoring is still necessary after they come back to life.
|- id="Styptic Powder"
|Styptic Powder||(1) Aluminium + (1) Oxygen + (1) Hydrogen + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> (4) Styptic Powder||3||{{No}}||-2 {{BRUTE}}||TOUCH - Heals 1 {{BRUTE}} per unit applied (up to 10 units per application). Has a chance to reduce BLEEDING slightly.<br><br>INGEST - Causes 0.5 {{TOX}} per unit ingested. (up to 10 units per application)||||||The {{BRUTE}} damage equivalent of silver sulfadizine, so the same application methods still apply: only go for topical doses.
|- id="Super Hairgrownium"
|Super Hairgrownium|| (1) [[#Hairgrownium|Hairgrownium]] + (1) [[#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]] + (1) Iron -> (3) Super Hairgrownium {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{Yes}}||Grows tremendous hair and a [[Syndicate Items#Fake Moustache|fake moustache]] that instantly regrows when removed.||||||||
|- id="Synaptizine"
|Synaptizine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Available in syringe and bottle form from [[Medical Objects#Medical Dispenser|NanoMed dispensers]].{{OR}}Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Invigorating Ipecacuanha|invigorating ipecacuanha roots]], [[Foods and Drinks#Spaghetti with Meatballs|spaghetti w/ meatballs]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata|arrabbiata]].{{OR}} Eat [[Syndicate Items#Syndicate Donk Pockets|Syndicate donk pockets]], and draw out your blood with a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV bag]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 31%, +4 Stamina Regeneration buff, reduces drowsiness. -10 BRAIN while brain damage is more than 90, otherwise 50% chance of -1 BRAIN.<br><br>Reduces the chance of death when used with [[#Atropine|atropine]].<br><br>OVERDOSE (40) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be dizziness, stuns, up to 2 units of [[#Rajaijah|rajaijah]], or extra +1 {{TOX}}.||||||||Similar to ephedrine in regards to stun reduction, but with less severe overdose effects and a better stamina benefit. Will prevent braindeath pretty effectively, but you'll still need Mannitol to fix your brain the rest of the way. In addition to the syringes and bottles of synaptizine in the [[Medical Objects#Medical Dispenser|NanoMed]], there's also [[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|auto-injectors]] of it in the [[Medical Objects#Port-a-NanoMed|Port-a-NanoMed]].
|- id="Synthflesh"
|Synthflesh||(1) [[#Blood|Blood]] + (1) Carbon + (1) [[#Styptic Powder|Styptic Powder]] -> (3) Synthflesh||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates slippery gibs when applied to floor tiles.<br><br>TOUCH - Heals 1.5 {{BRUTE}} and 1.5 {{BURN}} per unit applied (up to 10 units per application). Instantly heals all BLEEDING.||||||An excellent fixer of {{BRUTE}}, {{BURN}} and BLEEDING, it's a surprise that it isn't used more. The doctors will love you if you supply medbay with patches full of this.
|- id="Teporone"
|Teporone||(1) Silicon + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] + (1) Plasma -> (2) Teporone||0.4||{{No}}||Attempts to return body temp to normal in ten degree increments.<br><br>Causes jitteriness.<br><br>OVERDOSE (50) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||20%||Not really ever used much, but spacewalking cocktails might need it.
|- id="Triple Citrus"
|[[Foods and Drinks#Triple_Citrus|Triple Citrus]]|| (1) Orange Juice + (1) Lemon juice + (1) Lime Juice -> (3) Triple Citrus ||0.4||{{No}}||||INGEST - Heals 1-2 {{TOX}} damage||||||A basic {{TOX}}-healer a [[Bartender]] or clever [[Botanist]] could easily/readily make.  
|- id="Yobihodazine"
|Yobihodazine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Foods and Drinks#Spaced Rum|Spaced rum]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Attempts to return body temp to normal in ten degree increments. Prevents {{OXY}} damage (but not LOSEBREATH). 20% chance of +1 BRAIN.||||||20%||Another legacy spacewalking chem.
|}

===Poisons and Toxic Shit===
The bad stuff. This is where you'll learn the fine art of poisoning, and there is no shortage of poisons to use.
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!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Acetaldehyde"
|Acetaldehyde||(1) Chromium + (1) Oxygen + (1) Copper + (1) Ethanol @ 549 K -> (3) Acetaldehyde||0.4||{{Yes}}||+1 {{BURN}}|||||+4 POISON|||Basic poison.
|- id="Aconitum"
|Aconitum||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Aconite|aconite flowers]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 {{TOX}}. 10% chance of stun and extra +2 {{TOX}}, 8% chance of +1 LOSEBREATH||||||Toxic + suffocation, behaves like a weaker coniine.
|- id="Amanitin"
|Amanitin||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Syndicate Sauce|Syndicate sauce]], [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]], [[Guide to Botany#White Mushroom|mutant mushrooms]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Keeps track of a damage_counter variable that starts at 0. Each tick it's in you, that variable increases by 2-4. On the last cycle that it's in you, it hits you with a stack of damage_counter + 2-3 {{TOX}} damage.||||||This is a delayed stealth poison that's dose-dependent. The more you use, the longer it takes before anything happens, but the harder it hits when it does. With large doses your target can consume something poisoned, walk around for a few minutes minding their own business, and then abruptly die with no real warning. Very devious to use.
|- id="Ants"
|Ants||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. It accumulates on floor tiles that [[Foods and Drinks|foodstuffs]] have been left on, indicated with a animated sprite.}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 {{BRUTE}}||TOUCH/INGEST -  Does 4 {{BRUTE}} damage||||Use a beaker on the sprite to collect ants. In the blood stream, the victim takes {{BRUTE}} damage every cycle, so it can be slow and lethal if you have the patience to collect enough ants. A mostly harmless prank chem overall.
|- id="Atrazine"
|Atrazine<br>(Weedkiller)||(1) Chlorine + (1) Nitrogen + (1) Hydrogen -> (3) Atrazine||0.4||{{No}}||+2 {{TOX}}||||If [[Guide to Botany#Available Crops|plant species]] is weed: +2 POISON, -3 GROWTH||Pretty much a generic toxin. Botany has a bunch of it right away.
|- id="Capulettium"
|Capulettium||(1) [[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] + (1) Chlorine + (1) Hydrogen -> (1) Capulettium||0.4||{{No}}||Causes blurred vision and drowsiness. On the 19th cycle, renders victim unconscious and makes them appear dead, complete with "seizes up and falls limp..." "death" message. Victim stays unconscious until chemical depletes from their system. Makes the victim appear dead if they're unconscious.|||||||Makes you appear dead and also stuns you. Compared to something like [[#Ketamine|ketamine]] and similar knockout chems, it's relatively easier to obtain, and its lower depletion rate means people stay down for relatively longer, but it takes longer to knock out the victim. Could be used to non-lethally down an attacker, but remember that forcefully feeding/injecting people with it just for kicks is considered [[Grief]].  
|- id="Capulettium Plus"
|Capulettium plus||(1) [[#Capuelettium|Capulettium]] + (1) [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] + (1) [[#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]] -> (3) Capulettium Plus||0.4||{{No}}||Causes blurred vision and drowsiness. On the 19th cycle, victim falls to floor (they can still get back up) with a false "seizes up and falls limp..." message. Makes the victim appear dead if they're laying down or sleeping. Prevents emotes, causes speech to appear as whispers.||||||This essentially lets you play possum. You can only whisper, but you can make yourself appear dead in a pinch. Know someone is hunting you? Inject yourself with this just before they find you, lay down and they'll mistake you for a corpse! You retain full consciousness and control of your body, unlike [[#Capulettium|capulettium]], so you can get back up and ambush them when they least suspect it. Unlike capulettium, you simply need to lay down to appear dead, rather than being unconscious.
|- id="Coniine"
|Coniine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||0.05||{{No}}||+2 {{TOX}}, +5 LOSEBREATH||||||A small dose can kill in under a minute. LOSEBREATH makes the victim unable to talk - they'll take suffocation rapid damage and be unable to say anything over the radio.
|- id="Curare"
|Curare||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||0.1||{{Yes}}||+1 {{TOX}}, +1 {{OXY}}, blurred vision. Causes drowsiness and permastuns the victim on 11th cycle, 8% chance of +1 LOSEBREATH||||||It won't knock them out, but it will make them unable to move. Could be used to kidnap people or just disable them and scare the hell out of them.
|- id="Cyanide"
|Cyanide||(1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) Oxygen @ 374 K -> (1) Cyanide{{OR}} [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]] {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Deathweed|deathweed]].||0.1||{{Yes}}||+1.5 {{TOX}}. <br><br> 10% chance of +1 LOSEBREATH<br><br>8% chance of stun and extra +2 {{TOX}}||||||A couple of common chem recipes can produce this if poorly mixed, and production of cyanide will dose nearby people if they aren't wearing gas masks. Also a fairly easy poison. Balanced to be mostly a slow and scary killer, but if they get to medbay, it's not that hard to deal with. Suffocation damage can rack up faster than {{TOX}} depending on how the RNG rolls.
|- id="Formaldehyde"
|Formaldehyde<br>(Embalming Fluid)||(1) Ethanol + (1) Oxygen + (1) Silver @ 424K -> (2) Formaldehyde {{OR}} Find inside embalming fluid bottles.||0.4||{{Yes}}||+1 {{TOX}}, 10% chance of decaying into 5 to 15 units of histamine||||+4 POISON||Inject into a corpse to prevent [[decomposition]]. The high chance of decaying into histamine makes it a really mean poison if you want to use it that way. This is the secret behind the [[Implants#Rotbusttec|Rotbusttec]] implants. <br><br> Just about every [[Morgue]] has a bottle of this, as a "embalming fluid bottle". Cargo's [[Quartermaster#Morgue Supplies|Morgue Supplies]] also has a bottle. 
|- id="Glitter"
|Glitter||(1) [[#Itching Powder|Itching Powder]] + (1) [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] + (1) [[#Paper|Paper]] + (1) Silver -> (4) Glitter {{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.1||{{Yes}}||Glitter particle effect. 10% chance of +1 {{BRUTE}}, 5% of +2 {{BRUTE}}. 1% of decaying into 1 unit of histamine||5+ UNITS: Creates glitter when applied to floor tiles.||||Makes your mob glitter. Not completely harmless: it causes occasional {{BRUTE}} damage from scratching, similar to itching powder, so be careful.
|- id="Glowing Slurry"
|Glowing Slurry||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Slurrypod|Omega slurrypods]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 RAD. 15% chance of bad mutation, 3% of good mutation||TOUCH - 50% of bad mutation<br><br>INGEST - 100% of bad mutation||One random mutation, up to -2 GROWTH||Scrambles your genes to hell and back.
|- id="Histamine"
|Histamine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Bee/wasp stings, [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|Omega weed]], [[Guide to Botany#Quivering Contusine|contusine mutation]], byproduct of certain reagents.}}||0.2||{{No}}||10% chance of blurred vision with message about how "your eyes itch", along with blinking or sneezing. 10% chance of +1 {{BRUTE}}  and grumbling, with messages about how someone "scratches at an itch" and. 5% of up to +2 {{BRUTE}}, described as them "getting a rash".<br><br>IF [[Traits|HYPERALLERGIC TRAIT]]: Creates 2 + ((amount of histamine)/10) additional units of histamine, i.e. more histamine means even more units created. This caps at having 120 units in your bloodstream at once. <br><br>OVERDOSE (40) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Large doses have rapidly fatal effects simulating [[Doctoring#Anaphylaxis|anaphylaxis]] and ramp up {{BRUTE}}, {{TOX}} and {{OXY}} damage across the board||Causes jitteriness.<br><br>TOUCH - Transfer is capped at 10 units regardless of amount splashed.<br><br>NOT TOUCH - Drooling, message about a "burning sensation in your throat".||||Dose-dependent, ranges from annoying to incredibly lethal. Diphenhydamine and epinephrine will counteract it as targeted meds, but they are often not enough for [[Traits|hyperallergic trait]] people who've passed the overdose threshold.  
|- id="Initropidril"
|Initropidril||[[#Initropidril Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Get from [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]].||0.4||{{No}}||+33 Stamina Regeneration. 33% chance of medium-duration stun '''OR''' up to +25 {{TOX}}. 10% of +10 {{OXY}} and +1 LOSEBREATH '''OR''' immediate [[Doctoring#Cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]].||||||RNG-based poison with a big stamina buff, can either kill you ridiculously fast or agonizingly slowly.
|- id="Itching Powder"
|Itching Powder||(1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] + (1) [[#Space Fungus|Space Fungus]] -> (4) Itching Powder {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].||0.3||{{Yes}}||Lots of annoying random effects like jitteriness and stuns. 2-15% chances of up to +5 {{BRUTE}}. 6% chance of decaying into up to 3 units of histamine.||||||Prank chem but can be debilitating as hell in large doses. A source of histamine.
|- id="Ketamine"
|Ketamine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Sleepy Pen|Sleepy pens]] and [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]].}}||0.8||{{Yes}}||-20 Maximum Stamina. Causes blurred vision, KOs on 11th cycle.||||||Sleepy pens and [[Robots#GuardBuddy|Snoozebuddies]] come pre-loaded with this knockout drug with a major stamina penalty. A typical dose from one should last 6-8 minutes.
|- id="Lipolicide"
|Lipolicide|| (1) [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] + (1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] + (1) Mercury -> (2) Lipolicide||0.2||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}} unless the victim keeps eating food.||Deals massive damage to [[blob]] lipid cells.||||Mostly just annoying, but easy to get from [[Foods and Drinks#Weight-Loss Shake|weight-loss shakes]].
|- id="Miasma"
|Miasma||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Corpses have a 90% chance of emitting a [[#Smoke Powder|smoke-powder-based cloud]] of this when decay.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Causes "Miasma" status effect. More details in [[Decomposition#Miasma]]||||||Miasma makes you sick; it causes vomitting and {{TOX}}, with more drastic effects the more you're exposed. Practice proper corpse disposal or medbay can get stunk up with this!
|- id="Neurotoxin"
|Neurotoxin||(1) [[Chemicals#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] @ 674 K -> (1) Neurotoxin||1||{{No}}||Causes jitteriness, dizziness, drowsiness and confused movement. +1 {{TOX}}, +1 BRAIN if total brain damage is less than 80 (10% chance otherwise).<br><br>Delayed poison. Ill effects will not be felt until the 5th cycle, and completely KO the victim on the 18th cycle.||||||One of the most debilitating chems in the game due to applying brain damage, confusion and constant knockouts all at once. Someone given a large dose will be lucky to be able to do anything. Its delayed effects make it one of the quickest and stealthiest knockout chems around. It's also one of horrible things that [[Changeling#Powers|changelings]] and queen bees can sting you with.
|- id="Pancuronium"
|Pancuronium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]], [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]] [[Medical Objects#Medical Dispenser|NanoMeds]], and derelict/emagged medibot injections.}}||0.2||{{No}}||-30 Maximum Stamina. Will permastun on 11th cycle.<br><br>If permastunned: 10% chance of +1 LOSEBREATH, 7% of +3 LOSEBREATH||||||A very nasty disabling poison for traitors to make use of, basically a much meaner curare that also comes with a severe stamina penalty. Also one of the reasons to run from derelict or emagged medibots, as they will inject you with it constantly if they catch you.
|- id="Polonium"
|Polonium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||0.1||{{Yes}}||+8 RAD||80% chance of +5 RAD, 25% of a random mutation||||Lasts a long time and ramps your cumulative radiation (causes {{TOX}} and mutations) way the hell up, very deadly.
|- id="Rajaijah"
|Rajaijah<br>(Madness toxin)||[[#Rajaijah Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]] and [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.1||{{No}}||+0.5 BRAIN, jitteriness, +100 Stamina Regeneration. KOs, then an AI takes over your mob on the 29th cycle, forcing you to attack people nearby (and occasionally yourself). Lots of scary text messages.||||||You may have fought against [[Monkey#Monkey AI|monkeys]] or even Syndicate NPCs randomly summoned by [[Telescience]]. Rajaijah makes use of the same AI, which is quite robust. It can pick up, attack with and throw items from off the floor, can use firearms effectively, and is hard to pacify thanks to the huge stamina buff. Injecting somebody with this poison will KO them briefly after a couple of cycles. Once they wake up, the AI assumes control of the mob, turning the victim into an involuntary murder machine. They'll be unable to do anything about it until the poison wears off.<br><br>'''Note:''' Slapping a [[Medical_Objects#Straight_Jacket|straight jacket]] on someone poisoned with rajaijah will neutralize them, letting you flush the poison safely.
|- id="Royal Initrobeedril"
|Royal Initrobeedril||[[#Royal Initrobeedril Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]].||0.2||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}}, turns the victim yellow. 10-33% chances of stuns, +1 LOSEBREATH and up to +5 {{OXY}}. Gibs the victim on 26th cycle and leaves a queen bee behind.||||||Royal initro essentially turns the victim's heart into a monstrous bee bearing their name. A very reliable killing method, though at least 5 units are required for a guaranteed kill and the giant red bee bearing the name of the victim is a huge red flag for the crew. The only cure is to inject something that forces it to deplete before it hits cycle 26.
|- id="Sarin"
|Sarin||[[#Sarin Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]].||0.1||{{Yes}}||+1 {{TOX}}, +1 BRAIN, +1 {{BURN}}. 5% chance of +1 LOSEBREATH, randomly causes stuns, blurred vision, jitteriness, confused movement and other effects. Permastuns on 60th cycle.<br><br>If permastunned: additional +5 LOSEBREATH, +1 BRAIN and +1 {{TOX}}<br><br>25+ UNITS: 8% chance of additional +1/+2 {{TOX}}||||||Bombards the victim with a lot of scary messages and can kill surprisingly quickly if left unchecked. [[#Atropine|Atropine]] rapidly depletes it, [[#Epinephrine|epinephrine]] can slow it down so the permastun occurs later, and wide-spectrum meds can counter the damage triad. [[Nuclear_Operative|Nuclear operatives]] start with a few grenades of this on the shuttle. <br><br> Be sure to have your [[Medical Objects#Biosuit|biosuit hood]] when producing it, lest you huff up the cloud of sarin it creates upon synthesis. Cloud sizes scales with volume being created--perhaps you could weaponize this...? 
|- id="Sodium Thiopental"
|Sodium Thiopental||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||0.7||{{No}}||-30 Maximum Stamina, reduces jitteriness. Random stuns, confused movement, drowsiness. 10% chance of +1 BRAIN. KOs the victim on 6th cycle.||||||Like an incredibly fast-acting ketamine, but with slightly slower depletion and a worse total stamina penalty; it also doesn't knock out for nearly as long once the chem wears off. The secret of [[Syndicate Items#Safari Kit|Safari Kit]] darts.
|- id="Sparkles"
|Sparkles||(1) [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] + (1) [[#Paper|Paper]] + (1) Platinum -> (1) Sparkles||0.1||{{Yes}}||Glitter particle effect.||5+ UNITS: Creates glitter when applied to floor tiles.||||Makes your mob glitter. Sometimes called safe glitter or harmless glitter, because it's basically [[#Glitter|glitter]] without the itching effects and because in-game it appeared as just "glitter" before being renamed to "sparkles" on April 26th, 2021. 
|- id="Spiders"
|Spiders||Ingest [[#Ants|ants]] + [[#Unstable Mutagen|unstable mutagen]] and use the *dance emote {{OR}} see the [[#Spiders Hint|recipe hint]]. {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||50% chance of +1 {{BRUTE}}. 10% chance of +2 {{BRUTE}} '''OR''' +5 {{BRUTE}} and brief stun '''OR''' 10% of +4 {{BRUTE}} and barfing up some spiders||5+ UNITS: Creates a "spiders" decal when applied to floor tiles, similar to vomit piles. Has a flat chance to create a spider, can very rarely be aggressive if poured on an existing spider deal.<br><br>TOUCH/INGEST - You get spiders all over you! You also take +2 {{BRUTE}}.||||Spider friends! Sometimes they're a bit grumpy, though.
|- id="Stable Mutagen"
|Stable Mutagen||(1) [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] + (1) Lithium + (1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] + (1) Bromine -> (3) Stable Mutagen {{OR}} (3) [[#Mutadone|Mutadone]] + (1) Lithium -> (4) Stable Mutagen||2||{{No}}||If used in conjunction with blood, it will result in the person taking on the appearance and DNA of the blood's owner on the 10th cycle. This includes [[Detective#Fingerprints|fingerprints]], [[Detective#Blood DNA|Blood DNA]], and [[Guide to Genetics#Possible Mutations|mutations]], both activated and unactivated, but not [[Traits]]. ||||80% chance of up to -3 GROWTH, 16% of a random mutation||The changeling's [[Changeling#Powers|DNA sting]] works like this, for instance.
|- id="Sulfonal"
|Sulfonal||(1) [[#Acetone|Acetone]] + (1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] + (1) Sulfur -> (2) Sulfonal||0.1||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}}. -10 Maximum Stamina, drowsiness, reduces jitteriness. 20% chance of KO'ing the victim briefly after the 22th cycle. Removes 10 seconds of the [[Syndicate Items#Stimulants|Stimulants status effect]].||||||Puts someone out while slowly poisoning them to death. While it doesn't do a good job at keeping someone out until the chem has depleted, and the stamina penalty is rather minor, sulfonal is still very debilitating.
|- id="Strychnine"
|Strychnine||[[#Strychnine Hint|Secret!]]||0.2||{{No}}||Gives you +75 Max Stamina. On the 25th cycle stops boosting stamina and instead gives -50 Max Stamina and -2 Stamina Regeneration. On the 36th cycle begins to inflict Losebreath and {{OXY}} damage eventually followed by scary messages and brute damage. The intensity and frequency of damage ramps up linearly per tick.||||||A crunchy and dramatic death. An amazing performance enhancer up until your muscles crush you like paper.
|- id="Toxic Slurry"
|Toxic Slurry||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Guide to Botany#Slurrypod|Slurrypods]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||10% chance of up to 4 {{TOX}}, 7% of stunning briefly||||||Mostly just annoying, but it can be deadly over time if the RNG cooperates.
|- id="Toxin"
|Toxin||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Bee/wasp stings, [[Foods and Drinks#Rancid Milk|rancid milk]]. {{OR}} Extracted from harvest from plants with [[Guide to Botany#Toxic|Toxic gene]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 {{TOX}}||||+1 POISON||The old generic toxin, still kicking around in few places.
|- id="Unstable Mutagen"
|Unstable Mutagen||(1) Radium + (1) Plasma + (1) Chlorine -> (3) Unstable Mutagen {{OR}}(1) [[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] + (1) [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] -> (2) Unstable Mutagen ||0.3||{{No}}||+2 RAD, 4% chance of a bad mutation||TOUCH - 33% chance of a bad mutation<br><br>INGEST - 100% of a bad mutation||40% chance of -1 GROWTH, 24% of a random mutation||Another solid, easy-level poison, though it's usually used as a precursor to other chems.
|- id="Uranium"
|Uranium||{{n/a|align=left|N/A. Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 RAD||||+2 RAD, 24% chance of a random mutation||Some vending machine junk contains this.
|- id="Venom"
|Venom||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Randomly find inside in [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Syndicate poison bottles]]. {{OR}} Get bitten by certain spiders. Extract your blood using a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|blood bag]].}}||0.2||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}}, +1 {{BRUTE}}. 25% chance of decaying into 5 to 10 units of histamine.<br><br>20+ UNITS: +2 {{TOX}} and up to +2 {{BRUTE}} (total, not additionally) 8% chance to vomit. <br>40+ UNITS: 4% chance of gibbing the victim outright||||||Some of the unfriendly spider critters can inject you with this.
|}

====Disease Reagents====
Nastier stuff than most chemical poisons, these will leave a medical condition behind even after they fully deplete. They require a certain amount of units to infect someone, and the depletion rate must also be taken into account when administering a dose. To this end, all entries have been adjusted accordingly for easy reference. 

Note that in reality, due to [[#The Life Loop|real-time reagent processing's lag compensation system]], depletion rate can vary, and it can often be higher than listed. When in doubt, round the number listed under "ideal units to infect" up.

For example: nanomachines: 1.5 (threshold) + (2 [ [[#The Life Loop|Multiplier]] ] x 0.4 [typical depletion rate] ) = 2.4 (infection on the next life tick). 

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!<abbr title="Ideal units to infect (adjusted)">Ideal units to infect (adj.)</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Application effects
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Bee"
|Bee||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|Space bee eggs]].}}||{{No}}||1.2||Infects the host with a space bee larva, which will eventually be coughed up (causing some {{TOX}} damage) unless removed surgically.||Not implicitly a deadly disease, this instead gives you a bee pet! Bees are quite protective of their owners and will come to the rescue when they're under attack if you show them some TLC. It can take either a moment or a while for the bee to emerge depending on the RNG.
|- id="Concentrated Initropidril"
|Concentrated initropidril||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||{{No}}||5.3||Causes [[Doctoring#Cardiac arrest|cardiac arrest]] when threshold to infect is reached.||Liquid heart attack! This reagent lets you skip cardiac failure (and thus its RNG) entirely for a faster death.
|- id="Corrupted Nanomachines"
|Corrupted nanomachines||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare find in [[Wizard#WizardBeans|Farty Snott jelly beans]]. {{OR}}Can appear through [[Artifact Research#Injector|artifact injectors]].}}||{{No}}||2.4||Causes [[Virus#Nano-Infection|nano-infection]] when threshold to infect is reached.||Or just corrupted nanites for the lazy. This technohorror monstrosity turns people into horrific hybrids of machines and flesh that are helpless and yearn to die. For [[Monkey|monkeys]] though, it just makes the NPC [[robots]].
|- id="E.Coli"
|E.Coli||(1) [[#Compost|Compost]] + (1) [[#Bacterial_Medium|Bacterial Medium]] -> (1) E.Coli||{{No}}||5.3||100% chance to cause [[Doctoring#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]].||Food poisoning is annoying, but not very dangerous. You can sleep it off or drink some chicken soup.
|- id="Feather Fluid"
|Feather Fluid||[[#Feather Fluid Hint|Secret!]]||{{No}}||5.3|| Infects host with [[Virus#Avian Flu|Avian Flu]]. || Once stage 4 is complete, turns the infected into a [[Critter#Polymorphed_Critters|space bird]]. Spread your wings and... this is space, how would you fly?
|- id="Gibbis"
|Gibbis||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||{{No}}||3.3||Infects the victim with a non-contagious version of [[Virus#GBS|GBS]].||Another evil disease reagent. Unless countered quickly with cryoxadone, death is inevitable and permanent without a [[Medical Objects#Cloning Scanner|backup copy]] of the victim's DNA.
|- id="Grave Dust"
|Grave dust||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find inside certain ???? pill bottles.}}||{{No}}||5.3||Infects victim with [[Virus#Grave Fever|grave fever]].||Stuns, suffocation, weakness, and toxin damage that just gets worse and worse with each stage. Incredibly deadly if they can't get someone to adminster spaceacillin (they'll likely be too weak/unable to get it themselves).
|- id="Liquid Spacetime"
|Liquid spacetime||{{n/a|align=left|Rare find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}||{{No}}||4.9||Infects the victim with [[Virus#Teleportitis|teleportitis]].||Teleportitis repeatedly warps your character to random nearby tiles, so long as the target tile has flooring. It also causes sparks to fly from the destination, which can be very bad if you land on something ignitable.
|- id="Loose Screws"
|Loose screws||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]]. {{OR}} Eat [[Guide to Mining#Viscerite|viscerite]], extract your blood via [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV]]}}||{{No}}||5.3||Inflicts victim with [[Virus#Space Madness|Space Madness]].||Space Madness can be quite annoying, especially if flips your view of the map when you least expect/want it, but it's otherwise completely harmless. 
|- id ="Mewtini"
|Mewtini||(1) [[#Cat Drugs|Cat Drugs]] + (1) [[#Mutini Hint|Mutini]] + (1) Milk + (1) [[#Catonium|Catonium]] -> (2) Mewtini||{{No}}||5.3||Infects the victim with [[Virus#Toxoplasmosis|toxoplasmosis]].||Slowly turns victim into a playable cat. 
|- id="Mucus"
|Mucus||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Put a [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf|Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf]] in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]] and collect the results. {{OR}} One of the possible [[General Objects#Cigarillo Packet|Juicer Schweet's Rowdy 'Rillo]] adulterants. One way to extract it is to click on a beaker or similar with the [[General Objects#Cigarillo|'rillo]].}}||{{No}}||0.8||Infects victim with [[Virus#Common Cold|the common cold]].||Causes a cold. Surprisingly, you ''don't'' get mucus from anything living, but instead...something else.
|- id="Nanomachines"
|Nanomachines (Nanites)||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Roburger|roburgers]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Cheeseborger|cheeseborgers]].{{OR}}One of the possible selections for [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Syndicate poison bottles]].}}||{{No}}||2.4||Infects the victim with [[Virus#Robotic Transformation|robotics transformation]].||The transformation is obvious and a slow process. Rather tricky poison to use effectively, but an easy option for borging yourself or turning a bunch of [[Monkey|monkeys]] into [[Robots|NPC robots]], if you need that for some reason.
|- id="Painbow Fluid"
|Painbow fluid ||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]]. }}|| {{No}}|| 5.3 || Infects victim with [[Virus#Cluwneing Around|Cluwneing Around Disease]], a special version of Clowning Around, if they're not a [[Clown]]. || Victim slowly falls from [[Admin|grace]] as they become an extremely clusmy [[Cluwne]], mind and body. Fortunately,a Bible applied to the face by a [[Chaplain|holy one]] can cleanse the unholy cluwne spirits possessing the victim. Nonlethal, but highly annoying and actually debilitating. 
|- id="Prions"
|Prions||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]], brain burgers.}}||{{No}}||5.9||Infects the victim with [[Virus#Kuru|kuru]].||Kuru is incurable and will paralyze somebody within seconds of injection. Death will follow within a couple of minutes.
|- id="Pubbie Tears"
|Pubbie tears||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare find in [[Wizard#WizardBeans|Farty Snott jelly beans]]. {{OR}}Can appear through [[Artifact Research#Injector|artifact injectors]].}}||{{No}}||5.3||Infects victim with [[Virus#Berserker|Berserker]].||While "pubbie" is a Something Awful term for someone outside of the SA community, pubbie tears makes you embody people getting mad on the internet in general. You swear and twitch a lot, which in later stages might cause you to drop whatever you're holding or hit someone nearby. This is curable.
|- id="Pure Bacon Grease"
|Pure bacon grease||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|Poison bottles]].}}||{{No}}||5.3||100% chance to cause [[Doctoring#Cardiac failure|cardiac failure]].||Cardiac failure can be a very serious condition without easy access to epinephrine or another stimulant.
|- id="Rainbow Fluid"
|Rainbow fluid ||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare random find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}|| {{No}}|| 5.3 || Infects victim with [[Virus#Clowning Around|Clowning Around Disease]] if they're not a [[Clown]]. || Victim slowly becomes a clumsy [[Clown]], complete with clown gear (that constantly grows back if they can somehow can it off) and weird honking sounds. Nonlethal but permanent and fairly debilitating if the victim isn't very experienced at [[Clown|clowning]]. 
|- id="Rat venom"
|Rat venom||{{N/a}}||{{No}}||5.3||Infects the victim with [[Virus#Space Plague|Space Plague]]. || It's not the plague itself that kills; it's the chance of suddenly catching one of those [[Virus#Known virsues|nasty, incurable diseases.]] Despite what the analyzer readout says, you ''can'' cure it by getting stung by a queen space bee created by [[Foods and Drinks#Royal Jelly|royal jelly]] (a reference to an [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bee-venom-kills-hiv/ urban legend about bee venom curing HIV])--but at what cost?. <br><br>This is one of the few chemicals that cannot be found normally at all, not even in stuff like [[Artifact Research#Injector|certain varieties of artifact injectors]] or [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|odd cigarettes]]. It's pretty much admin-spawn-only.
|- id="Rotting"
|Rotting||[[#Rotting Hint|Secret!]]||{{No}}||5.3|| Infects host with [[Virus#Tissue Necrosis|Tissue Necrosis]]. || Gradually turns the infected into a spooky skeleton. This prevents them from being cloned (but not preventing [[Roboticist|borging]]), unless you have a special [[Medical Objects#NecroScan Upgrade|cloning module]].
|- id="Space Heartworms"
|Space heartworms||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare find in [[Wizard#WizardBeans|Farty Snott jelly beans]] and [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|odd cigarette packets]]. {{OR}}Can appear through [[Artifact Research#Injector|artifact injectors]].}}||{{No}}||5.3||Instantly destroys the heart. Causes [[Doctoring#Cardiac abscondment|cardiac abscondment]].||Generally lethal without an immediate heart transplant.
|- id="Spider Eggs"
|Spider eggs||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Randomly find in [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]] and [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}||{{No}}||3.3||Infects the victim with parasites.||Each successful infection rips the host apart and spawns a couple of [[Critter|baby ice spiders]], which are extremely aggressive and will attack nearby humans and monkeys. By doing so, they in turn mature and become even more dangerous. This chain reaction can be devastating and quite often depopulates entire stations.
|- id="Too Much" 
|Too Much||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Randomly find in [[Wizard|Farty Snott's Beans]].}}|| {{No}}||5.3||Infects victim with [[Virus#High Fever|high fever]].|| Makes the host's body temperature very hot and eventually gives them arms that melt things and sometimes burn people. It's also possible to extract them from "sickly pears", an admin-spawn-only item.
|- id="Vampire Serum"
|Vampire serum||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Randomly find in [[Wizard|Farty Snott's Beans]] and [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}|| {{No}}||5.3 || Infects host with [[Virus#Draculaculiasis|Draculaculiasis]]. || Slowly turns host in a [[Vampire]] with the associated powers, but not the actual [[Antagonist]] status. Blehh!
|- id="Werewolf Serum"
|Werewolf serum||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Randomly find in [[Wizard|Farty Snott's Beans]] and [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}|| {{No}}||data-sort-value=0|Any|| Infects host with [[Virus#Lycanthropy|Lycanthropy]]. || Slooowly turns host in a [[Werewolf]] with the associated passives, but not the abilities or [[Antagonist]] status. Howl about it!
|}

===Acids===
Good old acid. Primarily used to destroy items for good.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Acetic Acid"
|Acetic Acid||(1) [[#Acetaldehyde|Acetaldehyde]] + (1) Oxygen + (4) Nitrogen -> (3) Acetic Acid||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Does +5 {{BRUTE}}.<br>50+ UNITS: 75% chance of +15 {{BURN}}, +5 {{BRUTE}} and disfiguring the victim's face.<br><br>INGEST - 25+ UNITS: +2 {{BRUTE}}||+1 ACID||It's basically raw vinegar. It can even be used to make [[#Cheese|cheese]], like in real life. Otherwise, it behaves like a much weaker sulfuric acid.
|- id="Fluorosulfuric Acid"
|Fluorosulfuric Acid||(1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] + (1) Fluorine + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Potassium @ 374 K -> (3) Fluorosulfuric Acid||{{No}}||+1 {{TOX}}, +1 {{BURN}}||TOUCH - Up to +20 {{BURN}}, 100% chance of melting items<br>9+ UNITS: melts headgear, otherwise +75 {{BURN}} and disfigures the victim's face<br><br>INGEST - 5+ UNITS: Scales with dose, up to +75 {{BURN}}||+10 ACID, -5 GROWTH||Was once called Polytrinic acid, and still is internally. The go-to acid if you want to melt items and faces.
|- id="Hydrochloric Acid"
|Hydrochloric Acid||(1) Hydrogen + (1) Chlorine + (1) Water -> (3) Hydrochloric Acid||{{No}}||See notes.||||||Behaves exactly the same as sulfuric acid and nitric acid, but used as a precursor for different chems.
|- id="Nitric Acid"
|Nitric Acid||(1) Water + (3) [[#Nitrogen Dioxide|Nitrogen Dioxide]] -> (2) Nitric Acid||{{No}}||See notes.||||||Behaves exactly the same as sulfuric acid and hydrochloric acid, but used as a precursor for different chems.
|- id="Sulfuric Acid"
|Sulfuric Acid||(1) Sulfur + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Oxygen -> (2) Sulfuric Acid||{{No}}||+1 {{BURN}}||TOUCH - Does +10 {{BURN}} and +5 {{BRUTE}}, 40% chance of melting items.<br>25+ UNITS: 75% chance of disfiguring the victim's face (blocked by headgear)<br><br>INGEST - 10+ UNITS: Scales with dose, up to +20 {{BURN}}||+5 ACID, -3 GROWTH||A precursor to many other chems.
|}

===Pyrotechnic Chems===
The flashy stuff. If you have a hankering for fire and explosions, this is the section for you. Reagents that increase a mob's BURNING var also have an effect on {{BURN}} damage  - the longer the duration and intensity of the fire, the more {{BURN}} damage you will take per cycle.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!<abbr title="Ignition temperature">Ign. temp</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Ignition effect
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Aerosol Propellant"
|Aerosol Propellant||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]]. (Recipe removed 04/21/2021)}}||0.4||{{No}}||Instant ([[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer:]] 374 K)||Does what the old smoke powder did. Turns into smoke, the maximum size of which scales with the amount of powder, for example 5 units for 3x3 and 10 units for 5x5. Size caps at 50u.||||||||Applies the TOUCH reaction of ''all'' the chems that were mixed with it whenever someone walks into the smoke cloud. Unlike foam, the reagents penetrate skin (via inhaling) if they couldn't before. Good for getting chemicals into people who won't stand still for injections.<br><br>'''Note:''' Wearing active internals or a gas mask will prevent you from inhaling chemical smoke. Even if an acid is employed in the smoke to destroy the active internals or gas mask, the victim still won't suck in anything from that specific cloud of smoke.
|- id="Argine"
|Argine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Wizard|Magical beans]], [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]]..}}||0.4||{{No}}||272 K||Medium-sized explosion (4x4, high severity). Does not scale with volume.||||Cannot be applied to floor tiles.||||Explodes at low temperatures, for instance when mixed with cryostylane. When used in a mob, body temperature alone can be sufficient to set argine off.
|- id="Black Powder"
|Black Powder||(1) [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] + (1) Sulfur + (1) [[#Saltpetre|Saltpetre]] -> (3) Black Powder{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.05||{{Yes}}||474 K||Sparks, then blows up a second or two later. Damage scales with volume.<br><br>< 160 UNITS: Minor explosion (up to 2x2, low severity)<br>161+ UNITS: Medium-sized explosion (6x6, medium severity)<br>301+ UNITS: large explosion (12x12, medium severity)||||5+ UNITS: Creates black powder residue when applied to floor tiles.||||A lot of it in one spot can be very deadly. Slow depletion means you can poison someone with it and then wait for then to encounter a heat source awhile later. Splashing 10 or more units onto someone makes them appear on [[Security Objects#Forensic Scanner|forensic scanners]] to have gunshot residue on their person.
|- id="Chlorine Azide"
|Chlorine Azide||[[#Chlorine Azide Hint|Secret!]]||{{n/a}}||{{n/a}}||Instant||Small explosion (4x4, low severity). Does not scale with volume.||||||||Dumping too many basic chems into a container might accidentally cause this unstable and highly explosive reaction. The explosion from this can destroy objects like the chem dispenser you make it from. The explosion is not prevented by [[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizing agent]].
|- id="Chlorine Trifluoride"
|Chlorine Trifluoride (CLF3)||(1) Chlorine + (3) Fluorine @ 424 K -> (2) Chlorine Trifluoride{{OR}}"Extract" from [[Guide to Botany#Smoldering Radweed|smoldering radweed plants]].||4||{{No}}||{{N/a|align=left|N/A (with [[#Carbon Tetrachloride|ff-foam]]: instant)}}||Makes a 1x1 fireball when it comes into existence.<br><br>When mixed with fire-fighting foam: small explosion (2x2, low severity). Does not scale with volume.||If already on fire: +5 BURNING.||Sets objects and turfs alight, even stuff that otherwise wouldn't burn. Has a chance of burning through floor tiles.<br><br>TOUCH / INGEST - Sets you alight, +50 BURNING.<br><br>INGEST - Scales with volume, up to +90 {{BURN}}.||||A very popular starting deathchem, but be careful when mixing.
|- id="Cryostylane"
|Cryostylane||(1) Nitrogen + (1) Plasma + (1) Water -> (3) Cryostylane {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Chilly Pepper|chilly peppers]].||0.4||{{No}}||Mix with oxygen||Comes into existence at 20 °C. As long as there is sufficient oxygen for it to react with, cryostylane slowly cools all other reagents and objects on its tile down towards 0 K, regardless of current surface or container.||Reduces body temperature by 10 degrees. -10 BURNING.||3+ UNITS: Creates a layer of slippery ice when applied to floor tiles, reduces the temperature of plasma fires.<br><br>TOUCH - Sets BURNING to 0. Cools mob down by 2 * amount of cryostylane used. Freezes anybody in a large block of ice, see notes for more info.||||While frozen in an ice cube, you are immune to most outside dangers, though you will still take damage from active poisons and can perform any actions short of speaking or breaking out. The ice cube also cools you down by 40°C every few seconds, slightly damaging it in the process.

You can break out if you move in random directions or if someone kicks your cube (i.e. clicks on it) enough times. Explosions, melee weapons, and bullets can also destroy the cube. Kinetic bullets do double damage against them, while energy ones do only a fourth of their damage and armor-piercing ones half. 

How much health the cube has (i.e. how much effort you need to break out) depends on volume of cryostylane used, scaling to (0.75 * volume used)/5. 
|- id="FOOF"
|FOOF (Dioxygen Difluoride)||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Rare find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}|| 1.8 ||{{No}}||{{n/a}}||{{N/a|align=left|N/A (oxidizer, breaks down and makes certain things ''instantly'' ignite when it's out of its container) }}|| +50 BURNING ||Creates a super-hot fireball (up to 8x8, scales with volume) that ignites and melts through walls, floors, grilles, and windows alike.<br><br> TOUCH/INGEST: +90 BURNING <br><br> INGEST: Up to 90 {{BURN}} damage, scales with volume.|||| Horrifying and thankfully rare hellchem with a funny name.
|- id="Flash Powder"
|Flash Powder||(1) Aluminium + (1) Potassium + (1) Sulfur + (1) Chlorine (+ (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]) -> (5) Flash Powder||0.4||{{Yes}}||Instant ([[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer:]] 374 K)||Stuns anyone within five tiles of the source and causes blurred vision (blocked by sunglasses etc), stun amount relative to distance. Can cause permanent eye damage and blindness.||||||||[[Security Objects#Flashbang|Flashbangs]] contain this.
|- id="Fluorosurfactant"
|Fluorosurfactant||(1) Fluorine + (1) [[#Oil|Oil]] + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> (3) Fluorosurfactant||0.4||{{No}}||Mix with water||Turns into foam when combined with water, causes people to slip on it if they're running. The amount of foam made (up to 7x7) depends on how much fluorosurfactant and water are used, but every tile is capped at 5 units (per reagent carried with the foam) and a total of 25 units for total volume.||||||||When foam propagates, it drags all of the other reagents in the container with it, applying their TOUCH and (if they have it) Penetrates Skin effects to anyone that walks on it, or is standing in it as it finishes flowing away. Very, very deadly in the wrong hands.<br><br>'''Note:''' Most non-backbreaking methods of creating foam require you to do it by hand and thus be in the middle of the reaction, so unless you're trying to die, take appropriate measures to survive your own disaster.
|- id="Hootingium"
|Hootingium<br>(Sonic Powder)||(1) Oxygen +  (1) [[#Cola|Cola]] + (1) Phosphorus (+ (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]) -> (2) Hootingium||0.4||{{Yes}}||Instant ([[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer:]] 374 K)||Deafens and stuns within five tiles (blocked by earmuffs etc), causes confused movement. Can cause ear damage and permanent deafness.||70% chance of +1 BRAIN||||||[[Security Objects#Flashbang|Flashbangs]] contain this. Occasionally plays HOOT! instead of BANG!
|- id="Kerosene"
|Kerosene||[[#Kerosene Hint|Secret!]]||0.4||{{No}}||874 K||Small to large fireball, scales with volume (up to 8x8).||||||||Has a secret, unlisted property.
|- id="Liquid Dark Matter"
|Liquid Dark Matter||(1) Plasma + (1) Radium + (1) Carbon (+ (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]) -> 4 Liquid Dark Matter||0.4||{{No}}||Instant ([[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer:]] 474 K)||Sucks everything into the detonation point. Range (up to 4x4) and throw-force scale with volume. If it was detonated inside a "container" (e.g. a locker or a [[Space Pod]]), instead of sucking things, deals {{BRUTE}} damage to everybody inside it. Damage scales with volume, and high volumes can destroy the container. |||||25% chance of being applied to floor tiles.|||||Far more dangerous than you'd think, getting sucked in and hit by a hundred different objects can easily do crit-levels of {{BRUTE}} damage. Like CLF3, also a popular deathchem and commonly paired with it, devastating entire rooms if the RNG cooperates.
|- id="Magnesium Explosion"
|Magnesium Explosion||(1) Magnesium + (1) Copper + (1) Oxygen -> BOOM!||{{n/a}}||{{n/a}}||Instant||Small explosion (1x1, low severity). Does not scale with volume.||||||||The explosion is not prevented by stabilizing agent. 
|- id="Napalm Goo"
|Napalm Goo||(1) Sugar + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] + (1) Ethanol -> (3) Napalm Goo||0.4||{{No}}||374 K||Small to large fireball, scales with volume (up to 8x8). Cannot melt floors.||If already on fire: +(1.5 * volume) BURNING. Can directly make BURNING more severe (independent of more time = stronger burn relationship) based on volume. Removes itself.||TOUCH - If already on fire: Does {{BURN}} damage based on severity of fire. Low severity does 7, medium ("very much on fire") does 14, and high ("extremely on fire") does 21.||+1 POISON|||Fire accelerant that's the secret behind the [[Murder#Vega Flamethrower|Vega flamethrower]]. Deadly to people on fire because it causes direct damage and makes the fire even stronger, but mostly harmless to people who aren't.
|- id="Phlogiston"
|Phlogiston||(1) Phosphorus + (1) Plasma + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] (+ (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]) -> (4) Phlogiston {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Burning Commol|Burning Commol]].||0.4||{{No}}||Instant (without [[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer]])||Small fireball (without [[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer]]), scales with volume (up to 8x8).||If reagent temperature is above 224 K: +2 BURNING, sets you alight.||If 224+ K: creates a fireball (up to 8x8) when applied to floor tiles (can burn through them all well), scales with volume.<br><br>TOUCH / INGEST (224+ K) - Does +33 BURNING, sets you alight.<br><br>INGEST - Scales with volume, up to +45 {{BURN}}.||+8 FIRE, -12 GROWTH||Don't be deceived by that meager +2, having phlogiston in the bloodstream can be very dangerous without a fire extinguisher or firebot, and even then they can't prevent you from spontaneously igniting every cycle.
|- id="Phlogiston Dust"
|Phlogiston Dust||(1) [[#Phlogiston|Phlogiston]] + (1) [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] + (1) Phosphorus + (1) Sulfur -> (2) Phlogiston Dust||0.4||{{No}}||{{n/a}}||||If reagent temperature is above 224 K: +2 BURNING, sets you alight.||If 224+ K: creates a fireball (up to 8x8) when applied to floor tiles, scales with volume.<br><br>TOUCH / INGEST (224+ K) - Does +15 BURNING, sets you alight.<br><br>INGEST - Scales with volume, up to +45 {{BURN}}.||+8 FIRE, -12 GROWTH||Burns less intensely than pure phlogiston and thus cannot melt floor tiles, but most other properties are similar.
|- id="Pyrosium"
|Pyrosium||(1) Plasma + (1) Radium + (1) Phosphorus -> (3) Pyrosium||0.4||{{No}}||Mix with oxygen||Comes into existence at 20 °C. As long as there is sufficient oxygen for it to react with, pyrosium slowly heats all other reagents and objects on its tile up towards 1000 K, regardless of current surface or container.||||||||Can make non-flammable things incredibly hot, but so can a welder or lighter. Not all hot things are good for you to stand around though, so using this for self-heating reactions can be fun if you can get the timing right. Pyrosium cannot be smoked.
|- id="Silver Fulminate"
|Silver fulminate||(1) [[#Silver Nitrate|Silver Nitrate]] + (1) [[#Nitric Acid|Nitric Acid]] + (1) Ethanol -> (1) Silver Fulminate|| 0.4 ||{{No}}||Instant||Plays a pop-like gunshot sound similar to a [[Syndicate_Items#Revolver_Box|revolver]] firing, volume/loudness scales with volume.||||||||So unstable that it can detonate under its own weight. As in real life, make in small batches...or not. 
|- id="Smoke Powder"
|Smoke Powder||(1) Potassium + (1) Sugar + (1) Phosphorus (+ (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]) -> (3) Smoke Powder||0.4||{{No}}||Instant ([[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer:]] 300 K)||Turns into a smoke cloud carrying other reagents, the initial size of which scales with the amount of the powder. The cloud behaves mostly like fluids and expands based on the amount of the other smoked reagents.||||||||Applies the TOUCH reaction of ''all'' the chems that were mixed with it whenever someone walks into the smoke cloud. Unlike foam, the reagents penetrate skin (via inhaling) if they couldn't before. Good for getting chemicals into people who won't stand still for injections.<br><br>'''Note:''' Wearing active internals or a gas mask will prevent you from inhaling chemical smoke.
|- id="Sorium"
|Sorium||(1) Mercury + (1) Carbon + (1) Nitrogen + (1) Oxygen (+ (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]) -> (4) Sorium||0.4||{{No}}||Instant ([[#Stabilizing Agent|stabilizer:]] 474 K)||Sends everything flying from the detonation point. Range (up to 3x3) and throw-force scale with volume.|||||25% chance of being applied to floor tiles.||||Pretty much the inverse of liquid dark matter, this knocks away anything that isn't bolted down. Ironically ''less'' deadly than its cousin, but lots of explosions going off at once can still be a huge pain.
|- id="Sea4"
|Sea4||[[#Sea4 Hint|Sea-cret!]]||0.05||{{No}}||474 K||Sparks and then explodes. Damage scales with volume.<br><br>< 14 UNITS: Smoke, minor damage. <br>15-40 UNITS: Tiny explosion (1 tile hole, mild damage to surroundings). <br>41-100 UNITS: Modest explosion (3x3 hole), creates a sea bee, very adorable.<br> > 101 UNITS: Moderate explosion (5x5 hole), creates multiple sea bees, so cute and adorable.||||5+ UNITS: Creates some Sea4 residue when applied to floor tiles. Clicking on it with a container will scoop it up.<br><br>Can also be applied to walls and then ignited, destroying the wall (and usually only the wall).||||Makes bees and booms, what more can you want? Well, on top of being an <strike>awful</strike> pun, Sea4 makes booms that can be precisely scaled and usually do not damage the surroundings much. It can also go onto walls, like a low-grade [[#Thermite|thermite]], and you can then use an [[Science Objects#Igniter|igniter]] or pour [[#Pyrosium|pyrosium]] and oxygen on it to ignite it.
|- id="Thermite"
|Thermite||(1) Aluminium + (1) [[#Iron Oxide|Iron Oxide]] -> (3) Thermite ||0.4||{{No}}||374 K (floor/wall only)||Can burn through floor tiles as well (not guaranteed). <br><br>IF 15+ UNITS: 100% chance of burning through walls. ||||TOUCH - If already on fire: +100 BURNING||||You'll generally be using an [[Science Objects#Igniter|igniter]] or other heat source, and may have to heat the wall 5-10 times to ignite the thermite.
|- id="Welding Fuel"
|Welding Fuel||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find in [[General Objects#Tank|large]] and [[General Objects#Fuel Tank|handheld-size]] fuel tanks found across the station.{{OR}}Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Seething Tomato|seething tomatoes]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||474 K||Small to large fireball, scales with volume (up to 7x7).<br><br>IF 100+ UNITS: Small explosion (up to 4x4, low severity).||If already on fire: +2 BURNING||TOUCH - If already on fire: +30 BURNING||+1 POISON||Used as a stand-in for lighter hydrocarbons in a lot of the organic chem recipes.
|}

===Drugs===
420 smoke weed errydayy

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!<abbr title="Addiction probability (INGEST)">Addict prob.</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Aranesp"
|Aranesp||(1) [[#Atropine|Atropine]] + (1) [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] + (1) [[#Insulin|Insulin]] -> (3) Aranesp{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||+15 Stamina Regeneration, +25 Maximum Stamina. 8% chance of encouraging messages about feeling buff and "made of steel".<br><br>90% chance of +1 {{TOX}}, 5% of a stun alongside +15 {{OXY}} and +1 LOSEBREATH||||||While aranesp grants a significant, almost unrivaled stamina bonus, it's also a danger to the user. There is no overdose threshold per se, however doses of 10+ units can be lethal due to escalating {{OXY}} and {{TOX}} damage.
|- id="Bath Salts"
|Bath Salts||(1) [[#Monosodium Glutamate|Monosodium Glutamate]] + (1) [[#????|????]] + (1) [[#Denatured Enzyme|Denatured Enzyme]] + (1) [[#Saltpetre|Saltpetre]] + (1) [[#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] + (1) Mercury + (1) [[#Mugwort|Mugwort]] @ 374 K -> (6) Bath Salts {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]] {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.6||{{No}}||+3 Stamina Regeneration, 60% chance of canceling out all stuns, i.e. Paralysis, Stunned, and Weakened. 8-20% chances of bad side-effects: growing a tramp beard, confused movement, +5 {{BRUTE}}, up to 5 units of either meth/crank/neurotoxin, hallucinations and scary text messages.<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be confused movement, blurred vision, jitteriness, stuns, contracting non-contagious [[Virus#Berserker|berserker]], extra +2 {{TOX}}, +1 BRAIN, +5 {{BRUTE}}.||INGEST - Does +5 RAD, +5 {{TOX}}, +10 BRAIN||80%||Dump all the [[Foods and Drinks#Snacks|Discount Dan's]] flavours into a bathtub and heat it with a welder, you'll probably find it. Makes you nearly impervious to stuns, on top of a above-average stamina buff, but you'll be a nearly uncontrollable tramp-bearded raving lunatic. Overdose will likely kill you from a half dozen different types of escalating damage, even taking too many occasional doses can easily be lethal.
|- id="Cannabidiol"
|Cannabidiol (CBD)||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide_to_Botany#Cannabis|cannabis]]. This only works with regular cannabis, not any of its mutations.{{OR}} Put [[Guide to Botany#Cannabis|cannabis]] in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]] and collect the results. This only works with regular cannabis, not any of its mutations.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Yawning, sighing, feelings of peace, occasional drowsiness, 10% chance of causing confused movement and weakened status effect.||||||
|- id="Cat Drugs"
|Cat Drugs||(1) [[#Catonium|Catonium]] + (1) [[#Psilocybin|Psilocybin]] + (1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] @ 374 K -> (3) Cat Drugs {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]] {{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]] {{OR}} Distill from [[Guide to Botany#Catnip|Catnip/Nepeta cataria]].||0.4||{{No}}||Causes you to meow, hiss, and hallucinate. Amusing text messages.||||||Gimmick drug, good for laughs or confusing the hell out of people.
|- id="Crank"
|Crank||(1) [[#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]] + (1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) Lithium + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] @ 374 K -> (5) Crank {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]] {{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 60%. 8% chance of decaying into up to 2 units of meth, 6% of increasing body temperature, 4% of causing jitteriness and +1 {{TOX}}.<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be confused movement, jitteriness, stuns, contracting non-contagious [[Virus#Berserker|berserker]], additional body temperature increase, up to extra +5 {{TOX}}, up to +8 BRAIN, +5 {{BRUTE}}.||||50%||Warms you up, makes you jittery as hell. Very addictive, but the stun reduction effect is pretty nice for fighting<br><br>'''Note:''' Mixing crank comes with an explosion (2x2, low severity), which cannot be prevented by stabilizing agent.
|- id="Jenkem"
|Jenkem||(1) [[#Urine|Urine]] + (1) [[#Compost|Compost]] -> (2) Jenkem||0.4||{{No}}||Causes dizziness. 10% chance of +1 {{TOX}}||||30%||Low-quality sewage drug. Mostly harmless, but the constant screen-shaking is irritating and makes it hard to click on objects.
|- id="Krokodil"
|Krokodil||(1) [[#Morphine|Morphine]] + (1) [[#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]] + (1) [[#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] + (1) Phosphorus + (1) Potassium + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] @ 374 K -> (5) Krokodil {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces jitteriness. 25% of +1 BRAIN, 15% of reducing body temperature, 5% of short stun and +1 {{TOX}}, +1 BRAIN, 2% of +2 {{BRUTE}}.<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be additional body temp reduction, stuns, up to extra +3 {{TOX}}, up to +3 BRAIN, up to +25 {{BRUTE}}. Can even make all your skin rot off.||||50%||Overdose can be very lethal and leave you looking like a half-rotten corpse, but can potentially heal back from that and just wander around being terrifying.
|- id="LSBee"
|LSBee||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Get stung by a psychedelic space bee.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Messages about a buzzing sound in your ears. Hallucinate swarms of angry bees.||||||Pretty much a weaker [[#Lysergic Acid Diethylamide|LSD]] that causes bee hallucinations.
|- id="Lysergic Acid Diethylamide"
|Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)||(1) [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] + (1) [[#Space Fungus|Space Fungus]] -> (3) LSD {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Rainbow Weed|rainbow weed]] or [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].||0.4||{{No}}||Pretty lights and hallucinations. Imaginary monsters start chasing you around.||||||The [[Changeling#Powers|changeling]]'s hallucinogenic sting injects this.
|- id="Methamphetamine"
|Methamphetamine||(1) [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] + (1) Phosphorus + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Iodine @ 374 K -> (3) Methamphetamine {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Robust Asomna|Robust asomna]] or [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]] {{OR}} Obtain from [[Foods and Drinks#Robust-Eez|Robust-Eez]].||0.6||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 50%, +3 Stamina Regeneration, increases movement speed.<br><br> Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness. 50% chance of +1 BRAIN.<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be jitteriness, stuns, confused movement or chance of dropping items hold in either hand.||||60%||Extremely addictive and overdose can make you flail around uncontrollably and drop your stuff, but it's the best thing short of bath salts for shrugging off stuns, KOs and paralysis. People will have a hard time containing you. <br><br> Meth inhibits the effects of [[#Triple Meth|triple meth]], causing triple meth to cause no effect and preventing you from combining the two.
|- id="Nicotine"
|Nicotine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Cigs, nicotine patches, [[Guide to Botany#Eggplant|eggplants]], and [[Guide to Botany#Tobacco|tobacco]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+1 Stamina Regeneration, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 8%. 50% chance of causing jitteriness.<br><br>OVERDOSE (35) - Does +1 {{TOX}}, 8% chance of extra +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be confused movement, stuns, body temperature increase, jitteriness, up to +6 {{TOX}} (additional), up to +20 {{OXY}}.||||70%||Slight stimulant best bundled with other minor stimulants. Slapping a whole bunch of nicotine patches on someone can kill them with escalating {{TOX}} and {{OXY}} damage. 
|- id="Nicotwaine"
|Nicotwaine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Twobacco|twobacco leaves]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+3 to Stamina Regeneration, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 11%, 10% chance of +2 {{TOX}}, 5% chance to remove all stuns & do +4 {{TOX}}. Jittering, shivering, and mildly ominous messages about how fast your heart is beating.<br><br>OVERDOSE (70) - Does +2 {{TOX}}. Moderate overdoses cause twitching, confused movement, body temperature rises in 30-60 degrees, and up to +5 {{TOX}}. Severe overdoses can cause stuns, paralysis, up to +20 {{OXY}}, and up to +5 {{TOX}} and is characterized by drooling, gasping, jittering, and/or messages about your hearting pounding and needing help.||||100%||Nicotine, but better -- sort of. It stun reduction is better than [[#Nicotine|nicotine]] and [[#Coffee|coffee]], but not as good as [[#Methamphetamine|meth]], though it has comparable stamina regen boost and more manageable side effects.  
|- id="Omegazine"
|Omegazine||{{N/a}}||0.4||{{No}}||IF 5+ UNITS: Blocks all incoming Stunned, Paralysis, and Weakened debuffs, cancels out all stuns, +500 Max Stamina, +500 Stamina Regeneration. Removes misstep, sleepiness, Disorient, and Slowed debuffs. Reduces misstep, dizziness, and drowsiness. -5 {{OXY}}/{{TOX}}, -10 {{BRUTE}}/{{BURN}}. <br><br>IF < 5 UNITS: +2 {{TOX}}, +1 {{BRUTE}}, 10% chance of 4 seconds of Stunned.||||||Formerly known simply as "stimulants", this divine healing and anti-stun chemical only works while volume is greater than five units. As it wears off to under five units, it hits you with some nasty side-effects. <br><br>Essentially an admin-only chemical. This is one of the handful of chems that is blacklisted from things like [[Artifact Research#Bomb|artifact chemical bombs]], [[Artifact Research#Cell|artifact cell leaks]], and other things that can pull from all the chemicals in the game.
|- id="Psilocybin"
|Psilocybin||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Guide to Botany#Magic Mushroom|Mushroom]] and [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|cannabis mutation]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Pretty lights and hallucinations, occasionally a short stun.||||||Can make you hallucinate stuff like gunshots and attack messages. Might freak someone out if they don't know what's going on.
|- id="Space Drugs"
|Space Drugs||(1) Mercury + (1) Sugar + (1) Lithium -> (3) Space Drugs  {{OR}} (1) [[#Safrole|Safrole]] + (1) [[#Salbutamol|Salbutamol]] + (1) Nitrogen + (1) Water -> (1) Space Drugs {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].||0.2||{{No}}||Pretty lights, confused movement.||||65%||Heat it to create neurotoxin. Otherwise, it just makes the screen shift colors. Alt. recipe involving safrole is a loose take on MDMA and is designed to facilitate a clever [[Guide to Botany#Splicing|splice]]. 
|- id="Tetrahydrocannabinol"
|Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC)||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Cannabis|regular cannabis]], [[Guide to Botany#Lifeweed|lifeweed]], [[Guide to Botany#Deathweed|deathweed]], and [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].{{OR}}Put [[Guide to Botany#Cannabis|regular cannabis]], [[Guide to Botany#Lifeweed|lifeweed]], [[Guide to Botany#Deathweed|deathweed]], or [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]] leaves in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]] and collect the results.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Giggling, stuttering, occasional drowsiness, 4% chance of causing confused movement. Doubles duration of buffs gained from food. ||||||Doesn't really do a whole lot besides causing the munchies, but people are usually pretty happy to smoke any joints you leave laying around.
|- id="Triple Meth"
|Triple Meth||[[#Triple Meth|Secret!]]{{OR}}Find inside [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].{{OR}}Rarely shows up in [[General Objects#Cigarillo|Juicer 'Rillos]].||0.2||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Stunned, Weakened, and Paralysis debuffs by 98%. +1000 Stamina Regeneration. Removes sleepiness and any Disorient debuffs. Causes jitteriness, dizziness, and severe misstep. +1 [[Doctoring#Brain|BRAIN damage]].  50% chance of shivering, rapid blinking, and twitching<br><br>OVERDOSE (20) - Effects scale with dose. Dropping items, messages about hands flipping and flailing. Severe misstep, jitteriness, up to 10 seconds of Weakened debuff, messages about inability to control legs||||||Hardcore stimulant that's basically [[#Methamphetamine|meth]] on steroids. The stun resistance essentially blocks most stuns, and the insane stamina regeneration ensures you'll get right back up afterwards if you're rendered unconscious. However, the severe misstep chance means it'll hard to move in any specific direction, making escape difficult, and the [[Doctoring#Brain|brain damage]] can be a major issue.  <br><br> None of these effects occur if you [[#Methamphetamine|meth]] in you! In other words, you can't combine the two.
|}

=== Food and Drink ===
All manner of chems related to foods, drinks, and things that go in them or can be created from them. While all chems can be ingested, these are specifically meant to be consumed...just not always with beneficial effects. 

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!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!<abbr title="Addiction probability (INGEST)">Addict prob.</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="????"
|????||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Out of this World|Purple goop]], [[Foods and Drinks#?????|???? (food)]], [[Foods and Drinks#Smoldering Mess|smoldering messes]], [[Foods and Drinks#Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods|physical manifestations of the very concept of fried foods]], and low-quality [[Guide to Botany#Available Crops|botany]] [[Guide to Botany#Crop Mutations|crops]].{{OR}} Put a [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Snack Cake|Little Danny's Snack Cake]] in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]] and collect the results.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||INGEST - Causes [[Virus#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]], stuns and weakens the consumer for a brief 2 seconds.||||Also called "yuck", which is also the name used in the source code. Whether you call it, it's of course a bad idea to put it in your body. While it might not ding your health, the vomiting and stuns incurred by food poisoning can still give you a bad time. 
|- id="Beer"
|Beer||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispensers]]. {{OR}} Find in [[Foods and Drinks#Beer|beer bottles]] (duh) {{OR}} [[Foods and Drinks#Still|Distill]] from [[Guide to Botany#Wheat|wheat]]. Works with regular wheat and both the [[Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat|durum wheat]] and [[Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat|steel wheat]] mutations.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.07 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]].||INGEST & Below 280K - Heals 5 {{TOX}} damage. At this temperature, the beer is named "Chilled Beer".|| || Name changes to "Chilled Beer" when below 280K and "Warm Beer" above when 280. Chilled Beer only heals immediately after it's ingested, not when it's in your bloodstream, so an [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV drip]] (which constantly supplies chems in small increments) of it is better than a pill (which supplies it all in one go).  
|- id="Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier"
|Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier||(1) [[#Beer|Beer]] + (1) [[#Nanomachines|Nanomachines]] -> (2) Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier {{OR}}[[Foods and Drinks#Still|Distill]] from [[Foods_and_Drinks#Roboburgers|roboburgers]] or [[Foods and Drinks#Cheeseborger|cheeseborgers]].{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.1 units of ethanol. <br> <br> IF IN A [[Vehicles|VEHICLE]]: 2 seconds of Weakened, 10 seconds of Stunned. Victim is ejected from vehicle. Drunk driving is a crime, you know!|| || || The "shock" you get from attempting drunk driving with this can cure [[Virus#Known viruses|certain diseases]] and damage [[Roboticist#HeartCyber|cyberhearts]]. The reason it doesn't burn you is because it's coming straight from your liver.
|- id="Beff"
|Beff||(1) [[#Meat Slurry|Meat Slurry]] + (2) [[#Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil|Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil]] + (1) Plasma -> (4) Beff||0.4||{{No}}||8% chance of decaying into 0.8 units of either partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil/toxic slurry/synthflesh/changeling blood/corn syrup/porktonium. 5% chance of decaying into up to 3 units of cholesterol||||||
|- id="Bilk"
|Bilk|| (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Beer|Beer]] -> (2) Bilk||0.075||{{No}}||Attempts to cap [[Doctoring#LOSEBREATH|LOSEBREATH]] at 10 and {{OXY}} at 85. <br><br>If total health and [[Doctoring#LOSEBREATH|LOSEBREATH]] are less than 0, -1 {{TOX}}, -1 {{BRUTE}}, -1 {{BURN}}||||||Essentially, a weaker version of [[#Ephedrine|ephedrine]] that can act like a weak [[#Omnizine|omnizine]] if you're at low health. 
|- id="Bitters"
|Bitters||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from an [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]].{{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|bilious ipecacunha roots]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||On INGEST - If consumed alone, stuns and has a 25% chance to cause vomiting.||||Used in several cocktails. Don't consume it alone!
|- id="Bo Jack Daniel's"
|Bo Jack Daniel's||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find in bottles of [[Foods and Drinks#Bo Jack Daniel's|Bo Jack Daniel's]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 5 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <br><br> 8% chance to give you a beard if you're a male and don't already have one. Sensations of manliness. <br><br>8% chance to say a "drunktalk" line, randomly picked from a set unique to this drink. ||INGEST - Puts 0.75 * volume of Bo Jack Daniel's ingested units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]] in you.<br><br>If volume of Bo Jack Daniel's drunk > 10 units, makes you vomit it all out and paralyzes you for 3 seconds. Does not occur if you have [[Guide to Genetics#Alcohol Resistance|alcohol resistance]]. |||| Makes you quite drunk, sometimes makes you say something rather depressing. Can absolutely devastate your [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|your liver]].
|- id="BOOrbon"
|BOOrbon||(1) Bourbon + (1) [[#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] -> (2) BOOrbon||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.6 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]].||||||Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
|- id="Brave Bull"
|Brave Bull||(1) Tequila + (1) [[#Coffee|Coffee]] -> (2) Brave Bull||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.35 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <Br><Br>Reduces incoming Stunned, Weakened, and Paralysis debuffs by 8%.||||||Surprisingly stimulating drink, though rather mildly so. 8% stun resistance might not sound like much, but it's higher than the ones for [[#Coffee|coffee]], [[#Sugar|sugar]], and [[#Nicotine|nicotine]], although it comes with no stamina boosts, and there definitely are better options, such as [[#Methamphetamine|meth]]. 
|- id="Bread"
|Bread||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Use a [[Foods and Drinks#Loaf of Bread|loaf or slice of bread]] (any type) on a beaker.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates bread slices when applied to floor tiles.||||
|- id="Butter"
|Butter||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from... well, [[Foods_and_Drinks#Butter|butter.]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 1 unit of [[#Cholesterol|cholesterol]].||Makes floors slippery upon application.||||
|- id="Caledonium"
|Caledonium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Haggis|haggis]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Grants the [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-F|"Scottish accent" mutation]] for exactly three minutes, giving you the peculiar vocabulary and accent of tartan-wearing highlanders. Higher doses don't change the "three minutes" part but do still extend the duration of the accent, simply due to being in your system for longer.||TOUCH / INGEST - Same effect.||||Basically a [[Traits|Scots]] trait you can turn on and off. Even the smallest doses will give you the accent for at least three minutes, so you only need a little bit at a time to get your accent back.
|- id="Capsaicin"
|Capsaicin||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Foods and Drinks#Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata|Spaghetti arrabbiata]]. Extracted from [[Guide to Botany#Available Crops|any chili and omega cannabis leaves]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Stuttering, increases body temperature slightly. 10% chance of stunning briefly.<br><br>20+ UNITS: 10% of up to +10 {{OXY}}.||TOUCH - Causes blurred vision, confused movement, short stun (blocked by masks). 50% chance of temporary blindness.<br><br>INGEST -  Stuttering. 80+ UNITS: medium-duration stun||1%||[[Security Objects#Crowd Dispersal Grenade|Crowd dispersal grenades]] contain this.
|- id="Cheese"	
|Cheese ||(1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Vomit|Vomit]] -> (1) Cheese {{OR}} (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (Any, not consumed) [[#Acetic Acid|Acetic Acid]] -> (1) Cheese {{OR}}Extract from [[Food#Cheese Sandwich|cheese sandwiches]] made with [[Food#Loaf of Dread|spooky bread]].||0.4||{{No}}||3% chance to create 1-2 units of [[#Cholesterol|cholesterol]].||5+ UNITS: Creates a slice of [[Food#Cheese|cheese]] when applied on the floor.||||Fun to mix with [[#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]] and a great way to replenish the kitchen's cheese stocks.  
|- id="Cheese Substitute"
|Cheese Substitute||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from magical jelly beans and certain [[Foods and Drinks#Descuento Danito's Burritos|Discount Dan's burritos]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||OVERDOSE (50) - 8% chance of 1 to 2 {{TOX}} damage.||||10%||
|- id="Chicken Soup"
|Chicken Soup||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find in [[Food and Drinks#Chicken Soup|chicken soup cups]] from coffee machines.}}||0.2||{{No}}||10% chance each of curing [[Virus#Common Cold|the common cold]], [[Virus#Flu|influenza]], [[Virus#Avian Flu|avian flu]], and [[Virus#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]]||||||Safe remedy for minor diseases.
|- id="Chocolate"
|Chocolate||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Ice Cream|Chocolate ice-cream]], [[Foods and Drinks#Chocolate-Chip Cookie|chocolate chip cookies]], [[Foods and Drinks#Happy Elf Hot Chocolate|chocolaty drinks]], [[Foods and Drinks#Hetz Cup|Hetz Cups]], and chocolate bars. }}||0.4||{{No}}||Raises body temperature very slightly. Decays into 0.8 units of sugar. Removes any [[#Freeze|Freeze]].||3+ UNITS: Creates a chocolate bar on the floor. Grody.|||||
|- id="Cholesterol"
|Cholesterol||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extracted from many [[Foods and Drinks#Main course|meat dishes.]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||-10 Maximum Stamina.<br><br>OVERDOSE (25) - Scales with dose.<br>25+ UNITS: ~5% chance of up to +2 {{TOX}}, odd feelings in chest.<br>45+ UNITS: ~7% of up to +4 {{TOX}}, chest pains & aches.<br>125+ UNITS: ~2% of medium-duration stun and [[Doctoring#Cardiac failure|cardiac failure]], painful burning sensation in chest||Turns a non-special [[blob]] tile into a lipid cell||||Not very dangerous in low quantities, though it does have fun overdose messages. A side-effect of consuming too many meaty dishes.
|- id="Cola"
|Cola||(1) [[#Soda Water|Soda Water]] + (1) Sugar -> (2) Cola {{OR}} Find in any kind of [[Foods and Drinks#Drinks|soda]]. {{OR}} Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces drowsiness. <br><br>If current body temperature is above base body temp (37C/310K), i.e. hotter than should be, lowers body temperature by 5 degrees until it reaches base body temp (37C/310K).|||||||Call it pop, call it soda, call it coke, it's a refreshing beverage that actually helps cool you down all the same.
|- id="Coffee"
|Coffee||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Obtain from [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|robust coffee]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Coffeemakers|coffeemakers]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 Stamina Regeneration, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 7%. Causes jitteriness and increases body temperature slightly, reduces drowsiness and dizziness.||||5%||Safe and easy to obtain stimulant with minor stamina regeneration buff.
|- id="Corn Starch"
|Corn Starch||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Corn|corn]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Bee Kibble|bee kibble]]. }}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||Corn-related precursor.
|- id="Corn Syrup"
|Corn Syrup||(1) [[#Corn Starch|Corn Starch]] + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] @ 374 K -> (2) Corn Syrup||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 1.2 units of sugar.||||||A sufficiently high dose can easily lead to [[Doctoring#Hyperglycaemic shock|hyperglycaemic shock]].
|- id="Curacao"
|Curacao||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Curacao Liqueur|Curacao Liqueur bottles]], natch.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 2 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <br><br>5% chance to drunkenly say a random line unique to this drink.|||||| This surprisingly strong, distinctly blue liqueur is used in a couple of [[#Regular Drinks|tropical drinks]]. You can find a bottle of it in a unique bar in the [[Trench]] on [[Oshan]] and [[Manta]], and [[Bar#Manta|Manta's Bar]] starts with one.   
|- id="Death Spice"
|Death Spice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find inside pills from (????) pill bottles. }} ||0.4||{{No}}||0.0001% (i.e. one in a million) chance to straight up kill you.||||||Feel lucky? 
|- id="Decaf Espresso"
|Decaf Espresso||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Espresso Machine|espresso machine]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+2 Stamina Regeneration, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 2.5%. Increases body temperature by 5 Kelvin. Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness and dizziness, resets sleepiness.||||1%||[[#Espresso|Espresso]], but with less cafffine, so it provides smaller stamina and stun resistance boosts, and it's not as addictive. This makes it not too different from [[#Coffee|coffee]].
|- id="Dragon's Breath"
|Dragon's Breath||[[#Dragon's Breath Hint|Secret!]]||1||{{No}}||Decays into 5 units of ethanol. 50% chance of 2 seconds of Stunned, 8% chances of various funny text messages.<br><br>Severe effects scale with volume: [0.2% * volume] chance of +99 BURNING if victim is already on fire, [0.1% * volume] chance of burning them up completely (fire-gibbed)||INGEST - If already on fire: 20% chance of +30 BURNING||||Neutralized by [[#Milk|milk]]. You need hundreds units for the instadeath chance to be noticeable, but a [[Syndicate Items#Sleepy Pen|sleepy pen's]] worth still has [[Doctoring#Liver Failure|disastrous effects]] on the [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver]]. <Br><Br>A reference to a similarly fiery drink from Hero's Quest, highlighted in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySq4O4sZj1w this scene].
|- id="Ecto Cooler"
|Ecto Cooler||(1) Orange Juice + (1) [[#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] + (1) [[#Uranium|Uranium]] -> (3) Ecto Cooler{{OR}}Randomly find inside [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]], [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Beer|fancy beer]], and [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobo wines]].||0.4||{{No}}|| Decays into 1 unit of [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]]. 10% chance to also decay into 1 unit of [[#Strange Green Goop|strange green goop]]. |||||| The [[#Strange Green Goop|strange green goop]] can let you see [[Ghost]]s. Watch out for the [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]] though, or the [[Doctoring#Pancreas Damage|pancreas damage]] might make you into one of them.
|- id="Egg"
|Egg||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Use an [[Foods_and_Drinks#Egg|egg]] or space bee egg on a drinking glass.{{OR}}Find inside certain [[Foods and Drinks#Hungry Dan's TV Dinner|Hungry Dan's TV Dinners]]. Randomly find in pills from ???? pill bottles.}}||0.4||{{No}}||8% chance of farting, 3% of decaying into up to 2 units of cholesterol.|||||| Ask the [[Botanist]]s for space bee eggs, or buy them from Bombini, a bee merchant (in more ways than one) who usually resides in the Space Diner. 
|- id="Egg Nog"
|Egg Nog||(1) [[#Egg|Egg]] + (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) Sugar -> (3) Egg Nog||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 1.6u sugar||On TOUCH or INGEST: Feel filled with christmas spirit, which heals small amounts of {{OXY}}, {{TOX}}, {{BURN}}, and {{BRUTE}}, heals all organs a bit of [[Doctoring#Organ_Damage_.26_Ailments|organ damage]], reduces bleeding, and replenishes blood.||||You'll be jolly after finding out how useful of a medical chem this seasonal treat is.
|- id="El Diablo Chili"
|El Diablo Chili||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods_and_Drinks#El_Diablo|El Diablo chili]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Causes stuttering, gasping, and choking.<br><br>Raises body temperature.<br><br>25% chance of causing the oxygen deprivation effect, restricting speech.||INGEST - Stuns and has a 20% chance to set you on fire.||||Not for the faint of heart!
|- id="Energy Drink"
|Energy drink||[[#Energy Drink Hint|Secret!]]{{OR}}Obtain from [[Foods and Drinks#Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls|Brotein Shake Dragon Balls]] and [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||+2 Stamina Regeneration, increased movement speed, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 25%. Increases body temperature by 5 Kelvin. Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness and dizziness, resets sleepiness.<br><br>Upon depleting, causes blurred vision, slowed movement, and dizziness, duration is based on how long the chem was in your system.<br><br> OVERDOSE (25) - Chance to induce [[Doctoring#Cardiac failure|heart failure]] based on how long the chem was in your system.||||8%||Imagine [[#Coffee|coffee]], but with a movement speed buff  and a meaner crash and overdose.
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<!-- |English Breakfast||[[#English Breakfast Hint|Secret!]]||0.4||{{No}}||5% chance to decay into 3 to 13 units of [[#Tea|tea]], naturally. 3% to decay into 1 to 10u of beer. 3% to decay into 1 to 7u of gin. 2% chance to decay into 1-3u of [[#Gravy|gravy]]. <br><br>1% chance to give you a [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-C|Chavish accent]] for roughly a minute.|||||| Enjoy the quinessential foods of the Space English. Indirectly inspired by a silly image of the Hat Kid from ''A Hat in Time'' eating breakfast. --> 
|- id="Espresso"
|Espresso||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Espresso Machine|espresso machine]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||+3 Stamina Regeneration, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 10%. Increases body temperature by 5 Kelvin. Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness and dizziness, resets sleepiness.||||5%||[[#Coffee|Coffee]], but better, due to the extra caffeine, though also harder to obtain. 
|- id="Essence of Elvis"
|Essence of Elvis||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from foods containing Elvis bread, namely: 
*[[Foods and Drinks#Slice of Elvis Bread|Slices of Elvis bread]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Slice of Elvis Toast|Elvis toast]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Cheese on Elvis Toast|Cheesy Elvis toast]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Bacon on Elvis Toast|Bacon-y Elvis toast]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Eggs on Elvis Toast|Elvis toast with EGGS]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Cheese Elviswich|Cheese elviswiches]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Peanut Butter Elviswich|Peanut butter elviswiches]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Peanut Butter and Honey Elviswich|PB & honey elviswiches]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Monkey Elviswich|Monkey elviswiches]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Elvismanwich|Elvismanwiches]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Synthmeat Elviswich|Synthmeat elviswiches]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Hounddog|Hounddogs]] 
*[[Foods and Drinks#Herbal Hounddog|Herbal hounddogs]]
*[[Foods and Drinks#Hounddog-on-a-Stick|Hounddogs-on-a-sticks]].}}
||0.4||{{No}}||Grants the [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-E|Elvis's accent]] for exactly three minutes. Higher doses do not change the "three minutes" part, but do still extend the duration of accent, simply due to being in your system for longer.||TOUCH / INGEST - Same effect.||||Elvis lives through the power of chemistry! The best part is that you only need a little bit of Elvis each time you want to extend the duration, since even the smallest of doses grant Elvis's accent for at least three minutes. 
|- id="Expresso"
|Expresso||(1) [[#Espresso|Espresso]] + (3) [[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] -> (3) Expresso||0.4||{{No}}||+2 [[Doctoring#Brain|BRAIN]] damage. +3 Stamina Regneration, reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 25%.<br><br>Increases body temperature by 5 Kelvin. Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness and dizziness, resets sleepiness.||||5%||The dimwitted brother of espresso. Grammar is not exactly its strong suit, but inflicting [[Doctoring#Brain|brain damage]] is. Also a rather risky stun-resist drink. 
|- id="Fleur-de-lys"
|Fleur-de-lys||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Pizza-Ghetti|pizza-ghetti]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||Grants three minutes of [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Q|Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Q]]. <br><br>OVERDOSE (30) - 5% chance of 1-2 [[Doctoring#Brain|BRAIN]] damage. Message about destruction of culture. || TOUCH / INGEST - Grants three minutes of [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Q|Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Q]].|| 10% || Essentially, so long as it's in your system, and then a few minutes after it leaves, you have a [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Q|French-Canadian/Quebecois accent]]. 
|- id="Freeze" 
|Freeze||[[#Freeze Hint|Secret!]]||1||{{No}}||Decays into 3 units of ethanol, lowers body temperature by 10 Kelvin. 40% chance of 2 {{BURN}} damage, 20% chance of setting Stunned to 30 seconds, 15% chance of coughing, sneezing, and/or gasping, 10% chance of "chilling" messages.<br><br>[0.2% * volume] chance of freezing up into an ice statue.||||||[[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] neutralizes freeze, removing all traces of it in the body. Like [[#Dragon's Breath|Dragon's Breath]], it's fun to put in a [[Syndicate Items#Sleepy Pen|sleepy pen]]. Try combining the two!
|- id="George Melonium"
|George Melonium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Guide to Botany#Rainbow Melon|Rainbow melons]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||INGEST - Random effect, can be an explosion (1x1, low severity), spawning up to 40 units of random drugs or poisons, -30 of {{OXY}}/{{TOX}}/{{BRUTE}}/{{BURN}}/BRAIN or a long-duration stun.||||Surprisingly weaponizable.
|- id="Ghost Chili Juice"
|Ghost Chili Juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Guide to Botany#Fiery Chili|Ghostlier chili]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||50% chance of stunning briefly. 33% of throwing up, removing the remaining amount of GCJ from the bloodstream. 10% of setting the victim alight, 5% of burning them up completely (fire-gibbed)||||||Neutralized by milk. Can be effective in a [[Syndicate Items#Sleepy Pen|sleepy pen]] if the RNG is on your side.
|- id="Gin and Chronic"
|Gin and Chronic||(1) [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + (1) [[#THC|THC]] -> (2) Gin and Chronic||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.25 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]] <Br><Br> 10% chance of decaying into 1 to 10 units of [[#THC|THC]].||||||Duuuuuuuuuuuude.
|- id="Gin and Sonic"
|Gin and Sonic||(1) [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + (1) [[#Methamphetamine|Meth]] -> (2) Gin and Sonic||0.4||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Stunned, Weakened, and Paralysis by 6%. Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness. <br><br>8% chance to decay into 1.2 units of [[#Methamphetamine|meth]], turn the icon for your current shoes into the one for red shoes (this does not actually change your shoes), and then either make you say something about going fast or just output it into your chat (50-50 chance of either).<br><br>Decays into 0.2 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]].||||||Yes, it's a reference to that platformer series (among other things) with the blue hedgehog. One of the few alcoholic drinks for stun resistance, though arguably worse than just [[#Methamphetamine|meth]] by itself.
|- id="Ginger Ale"
|Ginger Ale||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Obtain from [[Foods and Drinks#Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale|Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale]] from [[Foods and Drinks#GTM|GTMs]] and from [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|fancy cola]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||4% chance to burp.||||||Bubbly soda that can be used for [[#Moscow Mule|Moscow Mule]].
|- id="Grapefruit Juice"
|Grapefruit juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Grapefruit|grapefruits]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Fruit Wedge|grapefruit wedges]]. {{OR}} Put a [[Guide to Botany#Grapefruit|grapefruit]] in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]] and collect the results.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Removes 0.5 units of every [[#Medical Chem|medical chem]] in bloodstream.||TOUCH - Juice in your eye, ouch! 75% chance to cause blurriness, blocked by wearing any [[Clothing#Mask|mask]] and/or [[Clothing#Head|head]] slot item.||||Per life effect references [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions grapefruit juice reducing effectiveness of some medicines in real life.]
|- id="Grasshopper"
|Grasshopper||(3) [[#Crème de Menthe|Crème de Menthe]] + (1) [[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] + (1) [[#Vanilla|Vanilla]] -> (5) Grasshopper {{OR}} (1) [[#Mint|Mint]] + (1) Vodka + (1) Sugar + (1) [[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] + (1) [[#Vanilla|Vanilla]] -> (5) Grasshopper ||0.4||{{No}}||||||||Once it runs out, turns you into a [[Guide to Genetics#Blattodean Genetics|roachperson]] for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
|- id="Gravy"
|Gravy||(1) [[#Porktonium|Porktonium]] + (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Corn Starch|Corn Starch]] @ 373K -> (3) Gravy||0.4||{{No}}||||||||The perfect companion to [[#Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]].
|- id="Grog"
|Grog||[[#Grog Hint|Secret!]]{{OR}}Find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 5 units of ethanol. 15% chance of +1 {{TOX}}.||Makes you a pirate captain complete with dreadlocks, full beard, eyepatch and matching name.<br><br>TOUCH - 75% chance of +25 {{BRUTE}} and disfiguring the victim's face, 25% of +5 {{BRUTE}}. 20% chance of melting items.||||More of a gimmick chem than legitimately destructive.
|- id="Guacamole"
|Guacamole||{{N/a|align=left|N/A.Extract from [[Foods_and_Drinks#Guacamole|the guacamole dish]] and sometimes [[Foods and Drinks#Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel|Discount Dan's strudel]]. {{OR}} Find inside [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|Pro Puff cigarettes.]] }}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||
|- id="Honey"
|Honey||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Honey|honey globs]]. {{OR}} Eat said globs, draw out your blood with a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.4 units of sugar.||5+ UNITS: Creates honey globs when applied to floors.|||| Honey are horked up by [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees]] and are often found in  few bee-themed areas. 
|- id="Honey Tea"
|Honey Tea||(1) [[#Honey|Honey]] + (1) [[#Tea|Tea]] -> (2) Honey Tea||0.4||{{No}}||Shows messages about being calmed and relaxed. <Br><Br> Seperate 5% chance to cure the [[Virus#Common_Cold|common cold]], 3% chance to cure the [[Virus#Flu|flu]], and a 3% chance to cure [[Virus#Food_Poisoning|food poisoning]].||||1%||
|- id="Honky Tonic"
|Honky Tonic||(1) Tonic Water + (1) [[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] + (1) [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] + (1) [[#Space Lube|Space Lube]] -> (4) Honky Tonic||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 1 unit of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]<br><br>10% chance to cause 2 seconds of Stunned and Weakened, make you laugh, and produce a honking noise.<br><br>4% chance to procedurely generate a silly string of word salad, in the general format of introductory phrase + adjective + noun + ending remark.|||||||Essentially, a cocktail for [[Clown]]s! Tonic water can be obtained from the [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispensers]] in the [[Bar]].
|- id="Hunchback"
|[[Foods and Drinks#Hunchback|Hunchback]]||(1) Bourbon + (1) [[#Cola|Cola]] + (1) [[#Tomato Juice|Tomato Juice]] -> (3) Hunchback||0.4||{{No}}||Increases all depletion rates by 8.<br><br>10% chance of contracting [[Virus#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]].<br><br>If above +10 health: +2 {{TOX}}||||||Flushes other chemicals more rapidly than calomel, but does so at significant risk to the consumer. Aside from constant and violent vomiting, the health cap and depletion rate are significantly lower.
|- id="Ketchup"
|Ketchup||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods_and_Drinks#Ketchup|ketchup packets]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates ketchup splotches when applied to floor tiles.||||
|- id="Lemon Juice"
|Lemon Juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].{{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Lemon|lemons]], certain [[Foods and Drinks#Popsicle|popsicles]], [[Foods and Drinks#Key Lime Pie|key lime pie]], and sometimes [[Foods and Drinks#Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel|Discount Dan's strudel]]. {{OR}} Randomly find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|fancy colas]], [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobo wine]], [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Beer|fancy beer]], and [[General Objects#Cigarillo|Discount Dan cigarillos]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Juice in your eyes, it stings! 75% chance for you to gasp and for your screen to blur a bit. Does not actually cause any [[Doctoring#Eye|eye damage]], blocked by wearing a [[Clothing#Mask|mask]] and/or [[Clothing#Head|head]] slot item.|||| Frequently used in [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|various cocktails]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Drinks|other drinks]].
|- id="Lemonade"
|Lemonade||(3) Lemon Juice + (1) Sugar -> (4) Lemonade {{OR}} Find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic|Dan's Tonic]]. Randomly find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|fancy colas]], [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobo wine]], and [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Beer|fancy beer]].||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Citrus in your eyes, it stings! 75% chance for you to gasp and for your screen to blur a bit. Does not actually cause any [[Doctoring#Eye|eye damage]], blocked by wearing a [[Clothing#Mask|mask]] and/or [[Clothing#Head|head]] slot item.<br><br>INGEST - Makes you visible pucker if you don't drink it with enough sugar (enough sugar is <33% sugar by volume)! Purely cosmetic effect. |||| Just like real life, the ingredient ratio can be somewhat finicky, and it's best enjoyed with lots of sugar. 
|- id="Lime Juice"
|Lime Juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].{{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Lime|limes]], certain [[Foods and Drinks#Popsicle|popsicles]], [[Foods and Drinks#Lemon Meringue Pie|lemon meringue pie]], and sometimes [[Foods and Drinks#Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel|Discount Dan's strudel]]. {{OR}} Randomly find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|fancy colas]], [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobo wine]], [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Beer|fancy beer]], and [[General Objects#Cigarillo|Discount Dan cigarillos]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Juice in your eyes, it stings! 75% chance for you to gasp and for your screen to blur a bit. Does not actually cause any [[Doctoring#Eye|eye damage]], blocked by wearing a [[Clothing#Mask|mask]] and/or [[Clothing#Head|head]] slot item.|||| Just like in real life, a common ingredient in [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|several mixed drinks]]. 
|- id="Limeade"
|Limeade||(3) Lime Juice + (1) Sugar -> (4) Limeade {{OR}} Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Flockburger|flockburger]].||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Citrus in your eyes, it stings! 75% chance for you to gasp and for your screen to blur a bit. Does not actually cause any [[Doctoring#Eye|eye damage]], blocked by wearing a [[Clothing#Mask|mask]] and/or [[Clothing#Head|head]] slot item.<br><br>INGEST - Makes you visible pucker if you don't drink it with enough sugar (enough sugar is <33% sugar by volume)! Purely cosmetic effect. |||| Lemonade's lesser-known but nevertheless well-enjoyed sister. It enhances the flavor of [[Foods and Drinks#Flockburger|radio chicken sandwiches]]! 
|- id="Ling Island Iced Tea"
|Ling Island Iced Tea||(1) [[#Long_Island_Iced_Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]] + (1) [[#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] -> (2) Ling Island Iced Tea||0.4||{{No}}||Keeps track of a alchohol counter variable that starts at 0. Each tick it's in you, that variable increases by 0.2-0.3. On the last cycle that it's in you, it hits you with a stack of alchohol counter + 2-3 [[#Ethanol|ethanol]].||||||The alcoholic version of [[#Amanitin|amanitin]] - gets you drunk all at once. If you keep drinking, you can stave off the ethanol dump!
|- id="Mashed Potatoes"
|Mashed Potatoes||{{N/a|align=left|N/A.Extract from [[Foods_and_Drinks#Mashed_Potatoes|the mashed potatoes dish]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||The perfect companion to [[#Gravy|gravy]].
|- id="Meat Slurry"
|Meat Slurry||(1) [[#Blood|Blood]] + (1) [[#Corn Starch|Corn Starch]] -> (2) Meat Slurry||0.4||{{No}}||4% chance of decaying into up to 3 units of cholesterol.||5+ UNITS: 10% chance of creating slippery gibs when applied to floor tiles.||||
|- id="Milk"
|Milk||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Found in, well, [[Food#Milk|milk bottles]], [[Food#Quilty Farms Milk|milk jugs]], and certain Discount Dan's products.}}||0.4||{{No}}||If total {{TOX}} damage is less than 25: -1 {{TOX}}.<br><br>IF [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|SKELETON]]: -2 {{BRUTE}}, -2 {{BURN}}, and -1 {{TOX}}. 15% chance of amusing misspelling of "bones".<br><br>Removes [[#caspicin|caspicin]] 5 units at time. Removes all [[#Dragon's Breath|Dragon's Breath]] and [[#Ghost Chili Juice|Ghost Chili Juice]], completely consuming the milk.||||||Milk is good for your bones, especially if you're a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]].
|- id="Mint"
|Mint||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Mint|mint]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Attempts to lower body temp to 0° C in 5 degree increments.||||||An essential ingredient in [[#Regular Drinks|mint-based cocktails]].
|- id="Mint Julep"
|Mint Julep||(1) [[#Mint|Mint]] + 1 Bourbon + 1 Sugar -> (3) Mint Julep||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.15 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <br><br> Attempts to cool you down to about 7 degrees Celsius/280 Kelvin in 5 degrees increments. Does nothing if you're already below that temp.||||||| Essentially, [[#Mint|mint]] as an alcoholic drink.   
|- id="Mint Tea"
|Mint Tea||(1) [[#Mint|Mint]] + (1) [[#Tea|Tea]] -> (2) Mint Tea||0.4||{{No}}||Cools down body temperature to 7C/280K in 5 degree increments.|||||||
|- id="Monosodium Glutamate"
|Monosodium glutamate (MSG)||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from most [[Foods and Drinks#Snacks|Discount Dan's products]]}}||0.2||{{No}}||BLOOD TYPE NOT A+: 10% chance of 2-4 {{TOX}} damage, 7% chance of short- to medium-duration stun<br><br>BLOOD TYPE A+: Same as above, but much less often.||INGEST: Messages about food tasting amazing.||||The secret of Discount Dan's: migraine-inducing salt that discriminates by blood type!
|- id="Moonshine"
|Moonshine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find in [[Syndicate Items#Jug of Moonshine|jugs of syndie moonshine]], pills from (????) pill bottles, and [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}||0.2||{{No}}||Decays into 5 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]] and triples the effects of ethanol.||INGEST & IF [[Traitor]] OR [[Spy Thief]]: Gives 10 units of [[#Omnizine|omnizine]].||||Potent brew that heals [[Traitor|traitors]] and [[Spy Thief|spy thieves]]. and makes nontraitors absolutely smashed. Beware of omnizine overdose.
|- id="Mutini"
|Mutini||[[#Mutini Hint|Secret!]]||1||{{No}}||Each lifetick, grants a random [[Guide_to_Genetics#Mutations|genetic mutation]] - including unlisted ones normally impossible to acquire - then takes it away a few seconds later.||||||Lovely-coloured drink that can give you many different powers.
|- id="Mustard"
|Mustard||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Squirt a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Condiment_Bottles|mustard bottle]] into a container.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||
|- id="Nicotini"
|Nicotini||(1) [[#Martini|Martini]] + (1) [[#Nicotine|Nicotine]] -> (2) Nicotini||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.3 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <br><br>Decays into 1 unit of [[#Nicotine|nicotine]].||||||Get your fix of ethanol AND nicotine at the same time! Perfect for a [[Detective]].
|- id="Orange Juice"
|Orange Juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].{{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Orange|oranges]] and certain [[Foods and Drinks#Popsicle|popsicles]]. {{OR}} Find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Orange-Aid|Orange-Aid]], natch. Randomly find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|fancy colas]], [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobo wine]], [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Beer|fancy beer]], and [[General Objects#Cigarillo|Discount Dan cigarillos]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - OJ in your eyes, it stings! 75% chance for you to gasp and for your screen to blur a bit. Luckily, this does not actually cause any [[Doctoring#Eye|eye damage]], and you can prevent it by wearing something in your [[Clothing#Mask|mask]] and/or [[Clothing#Head|head]] slots. <br><br>INGEST - OJ and mouthwash don't mix, yuck. Makes you grimace if you have [[#Menthol|menthol]] in you. Purely cosmetic effect.|||| An essential ingredient in [[#Regular Drinks|many different cocktails]]. 
|- id="Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil"
|Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil||(1) [[#Space-Soybean Oil|Space-Soybean Oil]] + (1) Hydrogen @ 524 K -> (2) Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil {{OR}} Extract from Discount Dan's [[Foods#Descuento Danito's Burritos|burritos]], [[Foods#Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles|noodles]], [[Foods#Hungry Dan's TV Dinner|TV dinners]], and [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Snack Cake|snack cakes]]||0.2 (75+ UNITS: 0.4)||{{No}}||15% chance of decaying into up to 3 units of cholesterol, 8% chance of decaying into 5 units of porktonium.<br><br>OVERDOSE (75) - 10% chance of +5 {{OXY}}, 5% of +25 {{OXY}} and a medium-duration stun||||||Potentially, a sufficiently large dose of soybean oil could be used as a delayed stealth poison if the RNG cooperates.
|- id="Peach Juice"
|Peach Juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A.Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Peach|peaches]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Peach Ring|peach rings]]. {{OR}}Find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch|Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||6% chance to decay into 2 units of [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]]. <br><br>8% chance to decay into 2 units of apple juice.||||||Not real peach juice, but a mixture made to resemble it. Fairly bad for your [[Doctoring#Pancreas Damage|pancreas]] because of the [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]] decay product, which tends to break down into lots of [[#Sugar|sugar]], but less so than the drinks that directly contain [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]]. 
|- id="Peach Schnapps"
|Peach Schnapps||(1) Vodka + (1) [[#Peach Juice|Peach Juice]] -> (2) Peach Schnapps||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.25 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <br><br>4% chance to decay into 2 units of [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]].||||||Peachy. Nothing like hurting your [[Doctoring#Pancreas Damage|pancreas]] and your [[Doctoring#Liver Damage|liver]] with the dual prong [[#Ethanol|ethanol]] & [[#VHFCS|VHFCS]] attack. 
|- id="Pepper"
|Pepper||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Shake a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Shakers|pepper shaker]] into a container.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||
|- id="Pepperoni"
|Pepperoni|| (1) [[#Beff|Beff]] + (1) [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] + (1) [[#Saltpetre|Saltpetre]] -> (2) Pepperoni {{OR}} Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Pepperoni Log|pepperoni logs]] and [[Foods#Pepperoni Slice|slices]]||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Funny text messages, 50% chance of +1 {{BRUTE}} (blocked by headgear).||||
|- id="Pickle Juice"
|Pickle juice||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Pickle|pickles]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||15% chance to decay into antihol<br><br>Separate 15% chance to decay into charcoal|||||| A poor man's antihol, courtesy of Hydroponics and the [[Chef]].
|- id="Pizza"
|Pizza||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Find in [[Foods and Drinks#Soft Soft Pizza|Soft Soft Pizza drinks]]. {{OR}}Extract from [[Food and Drinks#Pizza-Ghetti|pizzaghetti]].}}|| 1|| {{No}} || Fills you with 0.25 units of each of the following: [[#Tomate Juice|tomato juice]], [[#Cheese|cheese]], [[#Bread|bread]], and [[#Pepperoni|pepperoni]]. <br><br> 22% to make you burp.|| 5-9 UNITS+ (number chosen is random each time): When applied on items or flooring, turns them into a pizza version that can be eaten. || || Liquid pizza. Really. 10 units of it with [[#Smoke Powder|smoke powder]]/[[#Aerosol Propellant|aersol propellant]] can yield entertaining--and delicious--results. 
|- id="Porktonium"
|Porktonium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extracted from everything that contains bacon.}}||0.2||{{No}}||OVERDOSE (133) - 15% chance of metabolizing into up to 3 units of cholesterol, 8% of metabolizing into 15 units of radium and 10 units of cyanide||||||Porktonium depletes fairly slowly and an overdose can be very lethal.
|- id="Port"
|Port||(1) Wine + (1) Sugar + (1) Iron + (1) Vodka -> (2) Port||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.2 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <Br><Br>15% chance to teleport you.||||||
|- id="Prairie Fire"
|Prairie Fire||(1) Tequila + (1) [[#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]] -> (2) Prairie Fire||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.25 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]].<Br><Br>20% chance to decay into 10-20 units of [[#Capsaicin|capsaicin]]. <br><br>10% chance to decay into 1-5 units of [[#Histamine|histamine]].||||||Just as bad for you here as in real life.
|- id="Refried Beans"
|Refried Beans||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from certain Discount Dan's products.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||10% chance to *fart.|| ||  
|- id="Royal Jelly"
|Royal Jelly||{{N/a|align=left|N/A.Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Royal Jelly|royal jelly globs]]. {{OR}} Eat said glob, extract your blood with a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or an [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.8 units of sugar.||||||Don't be greedy! There's another use for the royal jelly from Bombini. If you feed the glob to a larva rather than extract it for this, you can get a queen bee.  
|- id="Safrole"
|Safrole||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Sassafras|sassafras roots]]. }}||0.4||{{No}}|| || || || An otherwise unremarkable precursor to [[#Space Drugs|space drugs]].
|- id="Sangria"
|Sangria||(2) [[#Planter's Punch|Planter's Punch]] + (1) Tonic Water + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (4) Sangria {{OR}} (1) Wine + (1) Orange Juice + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + (1) Rum -> (4) Sangria ||0.4||{{No}}||Raises you to body temp 127C/400K in 5 degree increments. <Br><Br> Decays into 0.2 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. || || ||
|- id="Sarsaparilla"
|Sarsaparilla||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Foods and Drinks#Still|Distill]] from [[Guide to Botany#Sassafras|sassafras roots]].}}||0.4||{{No}}|| Lowers you to base body temp 37C/310K in 5 degree increments every few seconds. || || || Basically [[#Cola|cola]] that is renewable and comes without the rather minor drowsiness reduction. 
|- id="Salt"
|Salt||(1) Chlorine + (1) Sodium + (1) Water -> (2) Salt||0.4||{{No}}||OVERDOSE (100) - 70% chance of inflicting +1 [[Doctoring#Brain|BRAIN]] and creating 1 unit of [[#Diluted Fliptonium|diluted fliptonium]].||10+ UNITS: Creates a salt pile when applied to floor tiles.||||Useful as a weapon against [[wraith]]s and as an easy poison.
|- id="Screwdriver"
|Screwdriver||(1) Vodka + (1) Orange juice -> (2) Screwdriver||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 0.25 units of ethanol.||Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other [[Engineering Objects#Screwdriver|screwdriver]].||||
|- id="Sewage"
|Sewage||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Put [[Foods and Drinks#Descuento Danito's Burritos|Discount Dan's burritos]], [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Snack Cake|Little Danny's Snack Cakes]], or [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf|Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf]] in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]] and collect the results. {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|bilious ipecacunha roots]].}}|| 0.4 ||{{No}}|| 7% chance of 1 {{TOX}} damage. || TOUCH/INGEST - Makes you vomit. Blarrgh.|| || Of course it makes you vomit. What else were you expecting?
|- id="Sheltergrog"
|Sheltergrog||[[#Sheltergrog Hint|Secret!]]||0.4||{{No}}||Makes you into a shelterfrog-person as long as it's in your system.<br><br> Decays into 1.8 units of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]].|| || ||Imagine the [https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/244710-%3Ashelterfrog%3A shelterfrog emote] from the game ''Shelter'', but as a humanoid! No, really. It's better seen than explained. 
|- id="Space-Soybean Oil"
|Space-Soybean Oil||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Soybean|soybeans]] and Discount Dan's [[Foods#Descuento Danito's Burritos|burritos]], [[Foods#Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles|noodles]], [[Foods#Hungry Dan's TV Dinner|TV dinners]], and [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Snack Cake|snack cakes]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||8% chance to decay into 5 units of porktonium, separate 10% chance to decay into 1-3 units of cholesterol||||||
|- id="Squeeze"
|Squeeze||(3) [[#Bread|Bread]] + (2) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding Fuel]] -> (2) Squeeze||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 1 unit of [[#Ethanol|ethanol]]. <Br><Br> Deals 1 {{TOX}}||On INGEST - If consumed alone, stuns and has a 10% chance to induce vomiting.||||
|- id="The Satisfaction of Making Spaghetti" 
|The Satisfaction of Making Spaghetti||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. As a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]], add [[Foods and Drinks#Ketchup|tomato sauce]] or [[Foods and Drinks#Hot Sauce|hot sauce]] to [[Foods and Drinks#Plain Spaghetti|plain spaghetti]] and extract your blood with a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||OVERDOSE (35) - 5% chance of +5 {{BRUTE}}, amusing message about bones hurting.|| || 100% || Or, just the Satisfaction. While you probably could use this as a poison, it's more of a silly little joke chem that references the ''Undertale'' meme of skeletons making spaghetti. And yes, you could get addicted to the satisfaction of making spaghetti--and it's very easy to. 
|- id="Strange Green Goop"
|Strange green goop||(1) [[#Ash|Ash]] + (1) [[#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] + (1) [[#Salt|Salt]] -> (3) Strange Green Goop  {{OR}}Find inside [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|Pro Puffs cigarette packets]].{{OR}}Decays from [[#Ecto Cooler|Ecto Cooler]].|| 0.8||{{No}}||Lets you see [[Ghost|GHOSTS!]]|| || ||
|- id="Suomium"
|Suomium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Sometimes administered by [[Artifact Research#Bulky Artifacts|artifact injectors]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||Grants the [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-FI|Finnish accent mutation]] for three minutes.||TOUCH/INGEST - Same effect. || ||  As long as this reagent's in you, and for a few minutes afterwards, you have a Finnish accent.  
|- id="Swedium"
|Swedium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Swedish Meatballs|swedish meatballs]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||Grants the [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-B|Swedish accent mutation]] for three minutes at any dose level. ||TOUCH/INGEST - Same effect.|| || As with reversium, while the three minutes part doesn't change with dose level, larger doses do mean the accent lasts longer than with smaller doses, due to the simple fact that the swedium's in your bloodstream for longer.
|- id="Tea"
|Tea||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]]. {{OR}} Find in [[Foods and Drinks#Tea|cups of tea]] from coffee machines.}}||0.4||{{No}}||Removes 1 unit each of [[#Toxin|Toxin]] and [[#Toxic Slurry|Toxic Slurry]].||||1%||Its name changes to "iced tea" when it goes below 7C/280K and "hot tea" when above 40C/313K, and the [[Chemistry#CheMaster 3000|CheMaster]] ''Analyze'' descriptions change to reflect the temperatures, but it remains functionally the same.
|- id="Tonic Water"
|Tonic Water||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from [[Foods and Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||Freezes when cooled (0° C), boils away when heated (100 °C).
|- id="Triple Triple" <! -- Let's take a moment to thank Slacker Magician and HydroFloric for this insanity. -->
|Triple Triple||(1) [[#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]] + (1) [[#Triple Meth|Triple Meth]] + (1) [[#Triplepiss|Triplepiss]] -> (3) Triple Triple||0.6||{{No}}||+3333 Stamina Regeneration. Blocks incoming Stunned, Weaken, and Paralysis effects. Removes all drowsiness, Disorient, Stunned, Weakened, and Paralysis effects. Inflicts jitteriness, dizziness, and massive misstep chance. Causes twitching, rapid blinking, and shivering. <br><br>+1 [[Doctoring#Brain|BRAIN]] damage.<br><br>15% chance of cause vomiting, with a 33% chance to vomit a [[Guide to Botany#Lemon|lemon]], 33% an [[Guide to Botany#Orange|orange]], 32% a [[Guide to Botany#Lime|lime]], and a 1% to vomit all three. Amusing messages about citrus obsession.<br><br>10% chance to urinate. <br><br>Unique visual effects. <br> <br> OVERDOSE (33) - +3 {{TOX}} damage. +9 [[Doctoring#Brain|BRAIN]] damage. Inflicts severe dizzyness. Causes screaming. <br><br>25% chance to vomit a [[Guide to Botany#Lemon|lemon]], [[Guide to Botany#Lime|lime]], and [[Guide to Botany#Orange|orange]].<br><br>Fruit hallucinations. ||INGEST - Heals 9 {{TOX}} damage. Sensation of feeling refreshed.||||Really better seen than explained. <br><br> No, that +3333 is not a typo. This is meant to be like [[#Triple Meth|triple meth]], but with more insane downsides and benefits. 
|- id="Vanilla"
|Vanilla||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda dispenser]]. {{OR}} Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Ice Cream|vanilla ice cream]] and [[Foods and Drinks#Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel|Discount Dan's strudel]]. {{OR}} Randomly find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles|Discount Dan noodles]], [[Foods and Drinks#Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf|Little Danny's Twinkies]], [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Cola|fancy colas]], [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobo wine]], [[Foods and Drinks#Fancy Beer|fancy beer]], [[Foods and Drinks#Wired Dan's Kafe Kick|Wired Dan's Kafe Kick]], [[General Objects#Cigarette|Pro Puffs]], and [[General Objects#Cigarillo|Discount Dan cigarillos]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||INGEST - 4% chance to remove all [[Guide to Genetics#Possible Mutations|genetic powers]]. <br><br> TOUCH - Same as ingest, but it's 1.32% chance. || || A common flavorant. It's completely unreliable to weaponise or use reliably, but once in a while vanilla's plainness will rub off on you.
|- id="VHFCS"
|Very-High-Fructose Corn Syrup (VHFCS)||(1) [[#Corn Syrup|Corn Syrup]] + (1) [[#Denatured Enzyme|Denatured Enzyme]] -> (1) VHFCS + (1) Denatured Enzyme {{OR}} Find inside [[Foods and Drinks#Drinks|any soda that isn't Grones or Orange-Aid]]{{OR}}Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Jelly Bean|botany jelly beans]].||0.4||{{No}}||Decays into 2.4 units of sugar.||||||A more potent form of corn syrup that can more easily induce [[Doctoring#Hyperglycaemic shock|hyperglycaemic shock]].
|- id="Weird Cheese"
|Weird Cheese||(1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Green Vomit|Green Vomit]] -> (1) Weird Cheese {{OR}} Extract from [[Foods_and_Drinks#Weird Cheese|weird cheese]].||0.4||{{No}}||5% chance of adding 1-3 units of [[#Cholesterol|cholesterol]].||5+ UNITS: Creates a slice of [[Foods#Weird Cheese|weird cheese]] when applied to floor tiles.||5%||Essentially the SS13 version of Limburger and other stinky cheeses. Fun to make [[#Smoke Powder|chemsmoke]] with.
|- id="Worcestershire Sauce"
|Worcestershire Sauce||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Toast Sandwich|toast sandwich]]}}||0.4||{{No}}||Grants [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Y|Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Y]].|| TOUCH / INGEST - Grants three minutes of [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Y|Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Y]].|| 10% || So long as it's in your system, and then a few minutes after it leaves, you have a [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-Y|Space Yorkshire accent]]. Worcestershire sauce is not actually from Space Yorkshire, but it grants its accent nonetheless.  
|}

==== Regular Drinks ====

All of the following drinks have no particular special properties. They all have a depletion rate of 0.4.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Drink
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!<abbr title="Ethanol">Eth.</abbr>

|- id="Apple Juice"
| Apple Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Apple|apples]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Appletini"
| Appletini
| (1) [[#Vodka|Vodka]] + (1) [[#Apple Juice|Apple Juice]] + (1) [[#Cider|Cider]] -> (3) Appletini
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Bee's Knees"
| Bee's Knees
| (1) [[#Gin|Gin]] + (1) [[#Lemon Juice|Lemon Juice]] + (1) [[#Honey|Honey]] -> (3) Bee's Knees
| {{No}}
| 0.3

|- id="Black Russian"
| Black Russian
| (1) [[#Vodka|Vodka]] + (1) [[#Coffee|Coffee]] -> (2) Black Russian
| {{No}}
| .15

|- id="Bloody Mary"
| Bloody Mary
| (1) [[#Vodka|Vodka]] + (1) [[#Tomato Juice|Tomato Juice]] -> (2) Bloody Mary
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Bloody Scary"
| Bloody Scary
| (1) [[#Vodka|Vodka]] + (1) [[Changeling]] Blood -> (2) Bloody Scary
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Blueberry Juice"
| Blueberry Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Blueberry|blueberries]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Blue Hawaiian"
| Blue Hawaiian
| (3) [[#Piña Colada|Piña Colada]] + (1) [[#Curacao|Curacao]] + (1) [[#Ice|Ice]] -> (5) Blue Hawaiian {{OR}} (1) [[#Rum|Rum]] + (1) [[#Curacao|Curacao]] + (1) [[#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] + (1) Coconut Milk + (1) [[#Ice|Ice]] -> (5) Blue Hawaiian
| {{No}}
| .18

|- id="Blue Lagoon"
| Blue Lagoon
| (1) Vodka + (1) [[#Curacao|Curacao]] + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (3) Blue Lagoon
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Bourbon"
| Bourbon
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].{{OR}} Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Corn|corn]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.45

|- id="Brass Monkey"
| Brass Monkey
| (1) Rum + (1) Vodka + (1) Orange Juice -> (3) Brass Monkey
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Carrot Juice"
| Carrot Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Carrot|carrots]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Champagne"
| Champagne
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.12

|- id="Cherry Juice"
| Cherry Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].{{OR}}Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Cherry|cherries]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Chocolate Milk"
| Chocolate Milk
|  (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] -> (2) Chocolate Milk
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Coconut Milk"
| Coconut Milk
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Cider"
| Cider
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].{{OR}} Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Apple|apples]] or [[Guide_to_Botany#Pear|pears]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.06

|- id="Cosmopolitan"
| Cosmopolitan
| (1) Vodka + (1) Cranberry Juice + (1) Lime Juice -> (3) Cosmopolitan {{OR}} (2) [[#Vodka Gimlet|Vodka Gimlet]] + (1) Cranberry Juice -> (3) Cosmopolitan
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Cranberry Juice"
| Cranberry Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{N/a}}

|- id="Crème de Menthe"
| Crème de Menthe
| (1) [[#Mint|Mint]] + (1) Vodka + (1) Sugar -> (3) Crème de Menthe
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Daiquiri"
| Daiquiri
| (1) Rum + (1) Lime Juice + (1) Sugar -> (3) Daiquiri {{OR}} (1) Rum + (2) [[#Limeade|Limeade]] -> (2) Daiquiri
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Derby"
| Derby
| (1) Gin + (1) Bitters + (1) [[#Mint|Mint]] -> (3) Derby
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Diesel"
| Diesel
| (1) [[#Snakebite|Snakebite]]  + (1) Cranberry Juice -> (2) Diesel
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Duck Fart"
| Duck Fart
| (1) Bourbon + (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Coffee|Coffee]] -> (3) Duck Fart
| {{No}}
| 0.6

|- id="Espresso Martini"
| Espresso Martini
| (1) Vodka + (1) [[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] + (1) Sugar + (1) [[#Espresso|Espresso]] -> (4) Espresso Martini
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Fluffy Critter"
| Fluffy Critter
| (1) Rum + (1) Lime Juice + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + (1) [[#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]] -> (4) Fluffy Critter
| {{No}}
| .2

|- id="French 75"
| French 75
| (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + (1) Gin + (1) Champagne -> (3) French 75
| {{No}}
| .15

|- id="Gimlet"
| Gimlet
| (1) Gin + (1) Lime Juice -> (2) Gimlet
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Gin"
| Gin
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.4

|- id="Gin and Tonic"
| Gin and Tonic
| (1) Gin + (1) Tonic Water -> (2) Gin and Tonic
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Gin Fizz"
| Gin Fizz
| (1) Gin + (1) Lemon Juice + (1) Water -> (3) Gin Fizz
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Gunfire"
| Gunfire
| (1) [[#Tea|Tea]] + (1) Rum -> (2) Gunfire
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Half and Half"
| Half and Half
| (1) Lemon Juice  + (1) [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] -> (2) Half and Half {{OR}} (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + (1) [[#Sweet Tea|Sweet Tea]] -> (2) Half and Half {{OR}} (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] + (1) [[#Tea|Tea]] -> (2) Half and Half
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Horse's Neck"
| Horse's Neck
| (1) Bourbon + (1) Bitters + (1) [[#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]] -> (3) Horse's Neck
| {{No}}
| .5

|- id="Hot Buttered Rum"
| Hot Buttered Rum
| (1) Rum + (1) Cider + (1) [[#Butter|Butter]] -> (3) Hot Buttered Rum
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Irish Coffee"
| Irish Coffee
| (1) [[#Coffee|Coffee]] + (1) Bourbon + (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) Sugar -> (4) Irish Coffee
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Jean Harlow"
| Jean Harlow
| (1) Rum + (1) Vermouth -> (2) Jean Harlow
| {{No}}
| .6

|- id="Kalimoxto"
| Kalimoxto
| (1) [[#Cola|Cola]] + (1) Wine -> (2) Kalimoxto
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Lemon Drop"
| Lemon Drop
| (1) [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + (1) [[#Lemon Juice|Lemon Juice]] + (1) [[#Orange Juice|Orange Juice]] + (1) [[#Vodka|Vodka]] -> (4) Lemon Drop {{OR}} (1) [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + (1) [[#Lemon Juice|Lemon Juice]] + (2) [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] -> (4) Lemon Drop
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Long Beach Iced Tea"
| Long Beach Iced Tea
| (1) Tequila + (1) [[#Sex on the Beach|Sex on the Beach]] + (1) Rum + (1) Gin + (1) Lemon Juice-> (5) Long Beach Iced Tea
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Long Island Iced Tea"
| Long Island Iced Tea
| (1) Tequila + (1) [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + (1) Rum  + (1) Gin + (1) Lemon Juice + (1) [[#Cola|Cola]] -> (6) Long Island Iced Tea
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Mai Tai"
| Mai Tai
| (1) Rum + (1) Lime Juice + (1) Orange Juice -> (4) Mai Tai
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Manhattan"
| Manhattan
| (1) Bourbon + (1) Vermouth + (1) Bitters -> (3) Manhattan
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Margarita"
| Margarita
| (1) Tequila + (1) Orange Juice + (1) Lime Juice -> (3) Margarita
| {{No}}
| .2

|- id="Martini"
| Martini
| (1) Gin + (1) Vermouth -> (2) Martini
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Mead"
| Mead
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].{{OR}} Put [[Foods_and_Drinks#Honey|honey]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.3

|- id="Michelada"
| Michelada
| (1) Beer + (1) [[#Tomato Juice|Tomato Juice]] + (1) [[#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]] -> (3) Michelada
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Mind Eraser"
| Mind Eraser
| (1) [[#Vodka Tonic|Vodka Tonic]] + (1) [[#Coffee|Coffee]] -> (2) Mind Eraser
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Mimosa"
| Mimosa
| (1) Orange Juice + (1) Champagne -> (1) Mimosa
| {{No}}
| .05

|- id="Mojito"
| Mojito
| (3) [[#Daiquiri|Daiquiri]] + (1) [[#Mint|Mint]] -> (4) Mojito {{OR}} (1) [[#Mint|Mint]] + (1) Lime Juice + (1) Rum + (1) Sugar -> (4) Mojito
| {{No}}
| .2

|- id="Moscow Mule"
| Moscow Mule
| (2) [[#Vodka Gimlet|Vodka Gimlet]] + (1) [[#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]] -> (3) Moscow Mule {{OR}} (1) Vodka + (1) [[#Ginger Ale|Ginger Ale]] + (1) Lime Juice -> (3) Moscow Mule
| {{No}}
| .15

|- id="Murdini"
| Murdini
| (1) [[#Martini|Martini]] + (1) [[#Apple Juice|Apple Juice]] + (1) [[#Suicider|Suicider]] -> (3) Murdini
| {{No}}
| 1.1

|- id="Necroni"
| Necroni
| (1) Gin + (1) Vermouth + (1) Bitters + (1) [[#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] -> (4) Necroni {{OR}} (2) [[#Negroni|Negroni]] + (1) [[#Ectoplasm|Ectoplasm]] -> (3) Necroni
| {{No}}
| .5

|- id="Negroni"
| Negroni
| (1) Gin + (1) Vermouth + (1) Bitters -> (3) Negroni {{OR}} (2) [[#Martini|Martini]] + (1) Bitters -> (3) Negroni
| {{No}}
| .6

|- id="Old Fashioned"
| Old Fashioned
| (1) Bourbon + (1) Bitters + (1) Water + (1) Sugar -> (4) Old Fashioned
| {{No}}
| .5

|- id="Paloma"
| Paloma
| (1) Tequila + (1) [[#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit Juice]] + (1) Lime Juice -> (3) Paloma
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Peach Bellini"
| Peach Bellini
| (2) [[#White Wine|White Wine]] + (1) [[#Peach Juice|Peach Juice]] -> (3) Peach Bellini
| {{No}}
| 0.14

|- id="Phil Collins"
| Phil Collins
| (1) [[#Vodka Tonic|Vodka Tonic]] + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (2) Phil Collins
| {{No}}
| 0.3

|- id="Pineapple Caipirinha"
| Pineapple Caipirinha
| (2) Vodka + (2) [[#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] + (1) Sugar + (1) [[Foods and Drinks#Ice Dispenser|Ice]] -> (5) Pineapple Caipirinha
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Piña Colada"
| Piña Colada
| (1) [[#Pineapple Juice|Pineapple Juice]] + (1) Rum + (1) [[#Coconut Milk|Coconut Milk]] -> (4) Piña Colada
| {{No}}
| .2

|- id="Pineapple Juice"
| Pineapple Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].{{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Pineapple|pineapples]]}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Pink Gin and Tonic"
| Pink Gin and Tonic
| (1) [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + (1) Bitters -> (2) Pink Gin and Tonic
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Pisco Sour"
| Pisco Sour
| (1) [[#Egg|Egg]] + (1) [[#Simple Syrup|Simple Syrup]] + (1) [[#Bitters|Bitters]] + (1) [[#Lime Juice|Lime Juice]] + (1) [[#White Wine|White Wine]] -> (5) Pisco Sour
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Pink Lemonade"
| Pink Lemonade
| (1) Grenadine + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (2) Pink Lemonade 
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}} 

|- id="Planter's Punch"
| Planter's Punch
| (1) Rum + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (2) Planter's Punch
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Radler"
| Radler
| (1) Beer + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (2) Radler
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Rice Wine"
| Rice Wine
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Rice|rice]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.15

|- id="Rose"
| Rose
| (1) Vermouth + (1) [[#Cherry Juice|Cherry Juice]] + (1) [[#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]] -> (3) Rose
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Rossini"
| Rossini
| (2) [[#White Wine|White Wine]] + (1) [[#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry Juice]] -> (3) Rossini
| {{No}}
| 0.14

|- id="Rum"
| Rum
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]]. {{OR}} Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Sugar|sugarcane]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Sugar|sugar]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.6

|- id="Rum and Cola"
| Rum and Cola
| (1) Rum + (1) Cola -> (2) Rum and Cola
| {{No}}
| .7

|- id="Sea Breeze"
| Sea Breeze
| (1) Vodka + (1) Cranberry Juice + (1) [[#Grapefruit Juice|Grapefruit Juice]] -> (3) Sea Breeze
| {{No}}
| .2

|- id="Sex on the Beach"
| Sex on the Beach
| (1) Vodka + (1) Cranberry Juice + (1) Orange Juice -> (3) Sex on the Beach {{OR}} (2) [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]] + (1) Cranberry Juice -> (2) Sex on the Beach
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Simple Syrup"
| Simple Syrup
| (1) Sugar + (1) Water @ 353 K -> (2) Simple Syrup
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Snakebite"
| Snakebite
| (1) Cider + (1) Beer -> (2) Snakebite
| {{No}}
| .15

|- id="Soda Water"
| Soda Water
| (1) Carbon + (1) Oxygen + (1) Water -> (2) Soda Water
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Space-Cuba Libre"
| Space-Cuba Libre
| (2) [[#Rum and Cola|Rum and Cola]] + (1) Lime Juice -> (3) Space-Cuba Libre
| {{No}}
| .1

|- id="Spiced Rum"
| Spiced Rum
| (1) Rum + (1) [[#Capsaicin|Capsaicin]] -> (2) Spiced Rum
| {{No}}
| 0.6

|- id="Strawberry Juice"
| Strawberry juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from, naturally, [[Guide to Botany#Strawberry|strawberries]], [[Foods and Drinks#Strawberry Pie|strawberry pies]], and [[Foods and Drinks#Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel|Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel]].}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Strawberry Milk"
| Strawberry Milk
|  (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] + (1) [[#Strawberry Juice|Strawberry juice]] -> (2) Strawberry Milk
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Suicider"
| Suicider
| (1) Cider + (1) Vodka + (1) [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] + (1) [[#Welding Fuel|Welding fuel]] -> (4) Suicider {{OR}} Extract or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|distill]] from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].
| {{No}}
| 1

|- id="Sweet Tea"
| Sweet Tea
| (1) Sugar + (1) [[#Tea|Tea]] -> (2) Sweet Tea
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Three Mile Island Iced Tea"
| Three Mile Island Iced Tea
| (1) Vodka + (1) Gin + (1) Tequila + (1) [[#Cola|Cola]] + (1) [[#Curacao|Curacao]] -> (5) Three Mile Island Iced Tea
| {{No}}
| .6

|- id="Tequila"
| Tequila
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.6

|- id="Tequila Sunrise"
| Tequila Sunrise
| (1) Tequila + (1) Orange Juice + (1) Sugar -> (3) Tequila Sunrise
| {{No}}
| .22

|- id="Tequini"
| Tequini
| (1) Tequila + (1) Vermouth -> (2) Tequini
| {{No}}
| .4

|- id="Tomato Juice"
| Tomato Juice
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|soda fountain]].{{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Tomato|tomatoes]]}}
| {{No}}
| {{n/a}}

|- id="Tom Collins" <!--Anybody else always think of the In the Air Tonight guy when they read this drink's name?-->
| Tom Collins
| (1) Gin + (1) Tonic Water + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (3) Tom Collins {{OR}} (2) [[#Gin and Tonic|Gin and Tonic]] + (1) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (3) Tom Collins
| {{No}}
| .18

|- id="Vermouth"
| Vermouth
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser.]]}}
| {{No}}
| 0.15

|- id="Vodka"
| Vodka
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]]. {{OR}} Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Potato|potatoes]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.5

|- id="Vodka Gimlet"
| Vodka Gimlet
| (1) Vodka + (1) Lime Juice -> (2) Vodka Gimlet
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Vodka Martini"
| Vodka Martini
| (1) Vodka + (1) Vermouth -> (2) Vodka Martini
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="Vodka Tonic"
| Vodka Tonic
| (1) Vodka + (1) Tonic Water -> (2) Vodka Tonic
| {{No}}
| .25

|- id="Whiskey Sour"
| Whiskey Sour
| (1) Bourbon + (1) Lemon Juice + (1) Sugar -> (3) Whiskey Sour {{OR}} (1) Bourbon + (2) [[#Lemonade|Lemonade]] -> (2) Whiskey Sour
| {{No}}
| .2

|- id="White Russian"
| White Russian
| (1) Vodka + (1) [[#Coffee|Coffee]] + (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] -> (3) White Russian  {{OR}} (2) [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]] + (1) [[#Milk|Milk]] -> (3) White Russian 
| {{No}}
| .3

|- id="White Wine"
| White Wine
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Green_Grape|green grapes]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.13

|- id="Wine"
| Wine
| {{N/a|align=left|N/A. Dispense from the [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|alcohol dispenser]] or [[Foods_and_Drinks#Booze-O-Mat|Booze-O-Mat]]. {{OR}} Put [[Guide_to_Botany#Grape|grapes]] or [[Guide to Botany#Cherry|cherries]] into a [[Foods_and_Drinks#Still|still]].}}
| {{No}}
| 0.13
|}

=== Miscellanea ===
A section for the stranger chems in the game that are hard to classify anywhere else.

{| style="font-size: 85%;" class="wikitable sortable"
!Reagent
!class="unsortable" | Recipe
!<abbr title="Depletion rate">Dep. rate</abbr>
!<abbr title="Penetrates skin?">Pen. skin?</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Per life cycle
!class="unsortable" | Immediate effect upon application
!class="unsortable" | Per plant cycle<br>(plant tray)
!<abbr title="Addiction probability (INGEST)">Addict prob.</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Ageinium"
|Ageinium|| [[#Ageinium Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Find inside [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|Pro Puffs cigarette packets]].||0.4||{{No}}||IF AGE > 140: 30% chance to increase age by one.<br><br>3% chance of mildly concerning messages about feeling older.<br><br>1.2% chance of screaming.||||||||Increases your age, indirectly affecting the pitch of the voice clips used for things like talking, gasping, farting, screaming, [[Syndicate Objects#Cyalume Saber|c-saber]] swinging, and [[General Objects#Toy Sword|toy sword]] swiping in...interesting ways.
|- id="Ash"
|Ash|| Burn [[General Objects#Paper|paper]], collect the ash with a beaker. {{OR}} (1) [[#Paper|Paper]] @ 424K -> (1) Ash||0.4||{{No}}||||||80% chance of +1 HEALTH '''OR''' +1 GROWTH||||Fertilizer, and basic ingredient in a couple of recipes. You'll get 5 units of ash per 10 units of oil.
|- id="Blood"
|Blood||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Draw blood from somebody with a syringe or [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV drip]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||See [[#Stable Mutagen|stable mutagen]].||5+ UNITS: Creates slippery blood stains when applied to floor tiles.<br><br>INGEST - Provides nourishment for [[vampire]]s.||If plant is [[Syndicate Items#Strange Seed|man-eater]]: +3 GROWTH||||[[Changeling]] blood reacts to heat (324 K), which can be used to identify them.
|- id="Booster Enzyme"
|Booster Enzyme||[[#Booster Enzyme Hint|Secret!]]{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].{{OR}}Extract from harvests from plants with the [[Guide to Botany#Enzymatic|Enzymatic gene]].||0.4||{{No}}||For each of the following reagents, creates 2 units of it, if there are less than 20 units of said reagent in your bloodstream: 
*[[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 
*[[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] 
*[[#Mannitol|Mannitol]] 
*[[#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]] 
*[[#Menthol|Menthol]] 
*[[#Oculine|Oculine]] 
*[[#Omnizine|Omnizine]] 
*[[#Pentetic Acid|Pentetic Acid]] 
*[[#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] 
*[[#Potassium Iodide|Potassium Iodide]] 
*[[#Salbutamol|Salbutamol]] 
*[[#Salicylic Acid|Salicylic Acid]] 
*[[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] 
*[[#Silver Sulfadiazine|Silver Sulfadiazine]]
*[[#Styptic Powder|Styptic Powder]] 
*[[#Synaptizine|Synaptizine]] 
*[[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] 
*[[#Teporone|Teporone]] 
Every time it duplicates a chemical, it leaves behind 1 unit of [[#Enzymatic Leftovers|enzymatic leftovers]].
||||||||Essentially, keeps meth and certain medical chem levels at around 20 units within your bloodstream, at the cost of clogging your bloodstream with garbage. It won't trigger overdoses for any chems that have them at 20 units or higher, but it can trigger the ones with OD thresholds lower than that, although none of the chems it can duplicate have that.<br><br> Useful for farming [[#Omnizine|omnizine]] and other somewhat rare reagents, if you extract them from the bloodstream with a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or an [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV bag]]. Could also help fuel a [[#Methamphetamine|meth]]-powered rampage or a heal-chem-mix for the dying.<br><br> Be wary of the enzymatic leftovers; they might not harm you directly, but if you let them accumulate, you might hit the 330u reagent cap, and then you'll have very little space left for any other chemicals, e.g. more booster enzyme or chems to get rid of the enzymatic leftovers.   
|- id="Calcium Carbonate"
|Calcium Carbonate||(1) Calcium + (2) Chlorine + (2) Sodium + (1) Carbon + (3) Oxygen -> (1) Calcium Carbonate + (2) [[#Salt|Salt]]||0.4||{{No}}||Creates salt on reaction.||||||||
|- id="Calcium Sulfate"
|Calcium Sulfate||(1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] + (1) [[#Calcium Carbonate|Calcium Carbonate]] -> (1) Calcium Sulfate||0.4||{{No}}||Creates Water on reaction.||||||||    
|- id="Carbon Tetrachloride"
|Carbon Tetrachloride<br>(Firefighting Foam)||(1) Chlorine + (1) Sulfur + (1) Carbon -> (3) Carbon Tetrachloride||0.4||{{No}}||See [[#Pyrotechnic Chems|CLF3]].||TOUCH - Reduces the BURNING var when splashed onto people, objects or turfs that are on fire.||||||
|- id="Carpet"
|Carpet||(1) [[#Space Fungus|Space Fungus]] + (1) [[#Blood|Blood]] -> (2) Carpet||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates a dirty carpet when applied to floor tiles.||||||
|- id="Catonium"
|Catonium||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Catnip|Catnip/Nepeta cataria]]}}||0.4||{{No}}|||| || || ||A [[#Cat Drugs|cat drugs]] precursor that makes cats purr, roll about, and do weird cat things.
|- id="Chalk"
|Chalk||(4) [[#Calcium Sulfate|Calcium Sulfate]] + (1) [[#Oil|Oil]] -> (5) Chalk||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates a stick of chalk when applied to floor tiles.||||||
|- id="Cloaked Panellus Extract"
|Cloaked Panellus Extract||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Cloaked Panellus|cloaked panellus mushrooms]].}}||0.1||{{No}}||||||||||If there are 5+ units of this in a container or mob, it is impossible to assess the chemical contents of it with a [[Chemistry#Reagent Scanner|reagent scanner]] or similar. Instead, scanning outputs the message "ERR: SPECTROSCOPIC ANALYSIS OF THIS SUBSTANCE IS NOT POSSIBLE." 
|- id="Colorful Reagent"
|Colorful Reagent||(1) Plasma + (1) Radium + (1) [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]] + (1) [[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] + (1) [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] + (1) [[#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]] -> (6) Colorful Reagent{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||||INGEST - Changes your blood to a random colour.<br><br>TOUCH - Paints almost everything it touches with a random colour.||||||Foaming or smoking this can be fun.
|- id="Coagulated Gnesis"
|Coagulated Gnesis||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Use a beaker or similar on puddles of teal fluid or weird stringy fibers.}}||0.05, see Notes||{{No}}||Converts your blood into more coagulated gnesis, at 2 units converted to 2 units of gnesis per second. Ominous messages about various body parts changing. Hearing [[Flockmind#Flockdrone|flockdrone]] beeping. <br><Br>100+ UNITS: Beeping and messages occur more often, and messages describe...significant changes.<br><br>300+ UNITS: Flat 1% chance of gibbing into an AI (i.e. non-controllable) [[Flockmind#Flockbits|flockbit]]. ||ON TURF: <br> 10+ UNITS: Creates either a scrap of [[Guide to Mining#Gnesis|gnesis]] or shard of [[Guide to Mining#Gnesis|transparent gnesis]] <br> 50+ UNITS: If possible, converts furniture item into its flock equivalent, such as tiles into flocktile and chairs into flockchairs. <br><br>TOUCH: Paints item/mob a rather dark shade of teal, adds "teal-stained" if possible. People splashed with gnesis get a fun message about how the chem feels like oil paint and a less fun one about it permanently staining them, which is misleading since [[General Objects#Showerhead|showers]] and such still remove it.<br><Br>INGEST: Amusing message about the gnesis tasting like children's modeling clay.||||||It eats your blood from the inside out--grisly! To delay such a cruel and unusual fate, refill your blood with [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|packs]] or [[#Filgrastim|filgrastim]], [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|saline]], and other blood-restoring chems. To avoid it, take lots of [[#Calomel|calomel]] to flush it out faster than it can convert it. <br><br> Converts other reagents in the container into more gnesis, at a max of 2 units of gnesis for 2 units of non-gnesis reagent,  per second, per reagent. It can convert multiple different reagents at a time, increasing total gnesis created every second, but this otherwise does not affect conversion speed for each reagent. If there are no other reagents, it decays, losing 2 units per second. Both occur in any and all containers, e.g. beakers, glasses, pills, patches, ampoules, food, etc. 
|- id="Compost"
|Compost||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Stuff produce into a [[Guide to Botany#Compost Tank|compost tank]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||||66% chance of +1 HEALTH||||Fertilizer.
|- id="Copper Nitrate"
|Copper Nitrate||(1) Copper + (3) Oxygen + (1) Nitrogen -> (1) Copper Nitrate||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Precursor to other chems. Used to create [[#Nitrogen Dioxide|Nitrogen Dioxide]].
|- id="Denatured Enzyme"
|Denatured Enzyme||(1) [[#Booster Enzyme|Booster Enzyme]] @ 424 K -> (1) Denatured Enzyme {{OR}} Extract from certain [[Foods and Drinks#Snacks|Discount Dan's products]] {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}|| || || || ||An otherwise completely useless chem that's a precursor to many other chems, secret and non-secret. 
|- id="Diluted Fliptonium"
|Diluted Fliptonium||(1) [[#Fliptonium|Fliptonium]] + (2) Water -> (3) Diluted Fliptonium||0.1||{{No}}||Makes you flip off nearby people.<br><br>OVERDOSE (30) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||||||5%||
|- id="Ectoplasm"
|Ectoplasm||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Obtain from [[Foods and Drinks#Spooky Dan's|Spooky Dan's Horrotastic Cola]]. {{OR}} Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm globs]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Slice of Dread|slices of dread]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Slice of Terror Toast|terror toast]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Killed Cheese Sandwich|"killed" cheese sandwiches]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Peanut Butter and Jelly Meet Breadula|spooky peanut butter sandwiches]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Killer Beenut Butter Sandwich|killer beenut butter sandwiches]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Scare Wich Project|"scare wich project" sandwiches]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Murderwich|murderwiches]]; [[Foods and Drinks#Synthmeat Steinwich|synthmeat steinwiches]]; [[Foods#Spookie|spookies]]; and [[Foods and Drinks#Full Moon Pie|full moon pies]]. }}||0.4||{{No}}||Ominous but ultimately harmless sensations of something that isn't there, i.e. the heebie-jeebies.||10+ UNITS: Creates a [[Foods#Ectoplasm|surprisingly edible blob of ectoplasm]].||||||As a blob, it's surprisingly malleable when [[Ore Processing#So fucking metal!|processed]].  
|- id="Enzymatic Leftovers"
|Enzymatic Leftovers||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Have [[#Booster Enzyme|booster enzyme]] duplicate a chemical, extract it from your blood using a [[Medical Objects#Syringe|syringe]] or an [[Medical Objects#Blood Bag|IV bag]].}}||0.01||{{No}}|||||||||| Enzymatic leftovers are the byproducts created when [[#Booster Enzyme|booster enzyme]] duplicates a chemical. Not harmful it of itself, but it depletes very slowly and takes up space that could be used for more useful chemicals. 
|- id="Fartonium"
|Fartonium|| (1) [[#Egg|Egg]] + (1) [[#Refried Beans|Refried Beans]] + (1) [[#????|????]] + (1) [[#Cheese Substitute|Cheese Substitute]] -> (2) Fartonium {{OR}} Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Buttburger|buttburgers]]{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.4||{{No}}||66% chance of farting.<br><br>If simethicone is present: funny text messages, 5-25% chances of up to +4 {{BRUTE}}||||||||Non-stop farty party.
|- id="Flaptonium"
|Flaptonium||(1) [[#Egg|Egg]] + (1) [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] + (1) [[#Chicken Soup|Chicken Soup]] + (1) [[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] + (1) [[#Blood|Blood]] @ 374 K -> REACTION||{{n/a}}||{{n/a}}|||||||||||Makes a parrot upon synthesis, similar to life. Squawk!
|- id="Fliptonium"
|Fliptonium||(1) [[#Gin and Sonic|Gin and Sonic]] + (1) [[#Liquid Dark Matter|Liquid Dark Matter]] + (1) [[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] + (1) [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] -> (4) Fliptonium{{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.2||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 9%, +2 Stamina Regeneration buff. Spins your mob constantly. Causes jitteriness, reduces drowsiness.<br><br>OVERDOSE (15) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}. Scales with dose. Effects can be confused movement, stuns, drop items hold in either hand, jitteriness||||||10%||Increases your stamina regen and stun resistance somewhat and makes you spin, whoa.
|- id="Foamed Metal"
|Foamed Metal||(3) (Aluminium or Iron) + (1) [[#Fluorosurfactant|Fluorosurfactant]] + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> REACTION||{{n/a}}||{{n/a}}||||||||||Reacts immediately upon mixing. After a short delay, the foam will turn into weak metal walls (and floors, if there isn't one on the tile), which can be destroyed with a few whacks of a blunt object.<br><br>A silly chem that can be as helpful or as harmful as you want it to be, you can either plug up holes in the station or inconvenience people with huge metal obstructions. Unlike other foams, this one can't be slipped on (since it doesn't use water).
|- id="Fog"
|Fog||{{N/a}}||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||The secret of [[Security Objects#Fog Grenades|fog grenades]]. [[#Smoke Powder|Smoke powder]] clouds made from fog block line of sight. [[Guide to Genetics#X-Ray Vision|X-Ray Vision]] counteracts it, letting you see what's lurking inside and outside the fog, while [[Engineering Objects#Optical Meson Scanners|mesons]] only let see the walls and floors beyond.
|- id="Glowing Fliptonium"
|Glowing Fliptonium||[[#Glowing Fliptonium Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Rare, random find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].||0.1||{{No}}||Reduces duration of incoming Weaken, Stunned, & Paralyzed debuffs by 60%, +4 Stamina Regeneration. Makes you jittery, reduces drowsiness by 12. <br><br>Makes you spin a random direction. Starts fast and becomes slower the longer it's in you.<br><br>OVERDOSE (15) - Same as [[#Fliptonium|fliptonium]]||When applied a mob or object, makes it spin a random direction and speed. No effects on turfs. Effects do not change with dose.||||1%||Basically, [[#Fliptonium|fliptonium]] but even more powerful. Don't go too crazy or you'll ruin your eyes. <br><br>Once upon a time (as in, before April 22nd, 2021), glowing fliptonium could spin flooringtoo. You can probably imagine how bizarre (and perhaps disorienting) this looked.    
|- id="Grass Gro"
|Grass Gro||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Grass|grass leaves]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||When applied on floor tiles, creates a tile of grass. There are many purely aesthetic variations of these tiles, and they can be removed by prying out the tile with a [[crowbar]] and placing it back on the plating.||||||Pretty. A viable alternative to [[#Carpet|carpet]].
|- id="Green Vomit"	
|Green vomit||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Put [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|bilious ipecacunha roots]] in a [[Foods and Drinks#Still|still]].{{OR}} Click on a green vomit pile with a beaker or similar container.{{OR}}Find inside [[General Objects#Cigarette Packet|Pro Puffs cigarette packets]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates a slippery glob of green vomit. Grody.||||||When you collect this from a green vomit pile, anyone who sees you may vomit from sheer disgust. Green vomit piles often result from ingesting [[#Toxic Slurry|toxic slurry]], and they can be found in a few disgustingly ill-kept places and occasionally around a [[Syndicate Items#Port-a-Puke|Port-a-Puke]].   
|- id="Holy Water"
|Holy Water||(1) Water + (1) Wine + (1) Mercury -> (3) Holy Water {{OR}} Extract [[Guide to Botany#Garlic|garlic]]. {{OR}} Find in holy water vials from the [[Chapel|Chapel office]].||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - Reduces the BURNING var when splashed onto people, objects or turfs that are on fire. -10 BRAIN if person does not have [[Traits#Atheist|Atheist trait]], 1% chance of curing diseases.<br><br>TOUCH/INGEST - If target is [[vampire]]: +1.25 {{BURN}} and -1.25 blood per unit applied, to a max of 110.||||||Will be displayed as simply "water" in the chem dispenser and reagent scanner.reagent scanner.
|- id="Honkfartium"
|Honkfartium||(1) [[#Simethicone|Simethicone]] + (1) [[#Fartonium|Fartonium]]@ 374 K -> (1) Honkfartium||0.4||{{No}}||Changes your fart sounds into honking noises.||||||||Farty party clown style.
|- id="Ice"
|Ice||(1) Water @ 273 K -> (1) Ice||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates a solid, non-slippery chunk of ice when applied to floor tiles.||||||The frozen state of water. The reagent turns to water when brought to a temperature higher than 0° C.
|- id="Iron Oxide"
|Iron Oxide||(1) Iron + (1) Oxygen + (1) [[#Acetic Acid|Acetic Acid]] + (1) [[#Salt|Salt]] @ 373 K -> (4) Iron Oxide{{OR}}Click on a rust stain with a [[Chemistry#Beaker|beaker]] or similar container.||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Artifically rusted iron. Used to make [[#Thermite|thermite]].
|- id="Invisible Organic Superlubricant"
|Invisible Organic Superlubricant||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. [[Syndicate Items#Slip and Sign|Slip and Sign]] starts with this inside its removable bucket reservior.}}|||0.4||{{No}}||||When applied to floor tiles and other turf, temporarily creates an invisible extremely slippery surface that makes people slip and fall regardless of they were running or walking. Deals {{BRUTE}} damage to people who slip.||||||The secret behind the [[Syndicate Items#Slip and Sign|Slip and Sign]]. Invislube if you will. Unlike regular superlubricant,  there is no overlay indicating the tile has been lubed when applied onto a floor. Hence, the "invisible" moniker. 
|- id="Life"
|Life||(5x) [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] + (2x) [[#Blood|Blood]] + (x) [[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] @ 374 K -> REACTION||{{n/a}}||{{n/a}}||||||||||Creates a random [[critter|NPC]] immediately upon synthesis for you to play with. Be careful though, not all of them are friendly! Note that you have to get the reagent numbers exactly right, otherwise you'll just produce a critter or meat cube - while the ratio is provided, you need to have a certain "x" multiplier to get a good result.<br><br>'''Note:''' Spamming this in a public area as a non-antag isn't advised, as you could end up with a bunch of the violent mobs that will attack the crew.
|- id="Liquified Space Rubber"
|Liquified Space Rubber||[[#LSR Hint|Secret!]]||0.4||{{No}}||When you come in contact with a mob, both you and the mob bounce off of each other. The bouncing itself does not hurt, but you can take damage if you collide into something, moreso if it's something like a glass table.|||||||| Also known as flubber or LSR. People can be flung more than a screen length away by this chem, quite far. Being on {{Help}} intent does not prevent being bounced, but wearing [[Engineering Objects#Magnetic Boots|magboots]] does, for both sides.
|- id="Luminol"
|Luminol||(1) Oxygen + (1) Hydrogen + (1) Nitrogen + (1) Carbon -> (3) Luminol||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Shows blood stains that might have been removed.||||||Add hydrogen and nitrogen last so you don't make [[#Ammonia|ammonia]]. Highly useful for [[Detective]]s!
|- id="Magnesium-Ammonium Chloride"
|Magnesium-Ammonium Chloride||(1) Magnesium Chloride + (6) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] @ 303K -> (1) Magnesium-Ammonium Chloride||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||
|- id="Magnesium Chloride"
|Magnesium Chloride||(1) Magnesium + (2) [[#Hydrochloric Acid|Hydrochloric Acid]] -> (1) Magnesium Chloride + (2) Hydrogen {{OR}} (1) Magnesium-Ammonium Chloride @ 423K -> (1) Magnesium Chloride + (6) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] ||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||
|- id="Nectar"
|Nectar||Automatically produced by some [[Guide_to_Botany#Available_Crops|plants]] in their hydroponics tray; use [[#Propellant|Propellant]] to smoke it out.||0.4||{{No}}||||||||||Doesn't really do anything or get used for anything except attract bees to the hydroponics trays - leave it in there!
|- id="Nitrogen Dioxide"
|Nitrogen Dioxide||(1) [[#Copper Nitrate|Copper Nitrate]] @ 453.15 K -> (2) Nitrogen Dioxide + (1) Oxygen {{OR}} (1) Silver + (1) [[#Nitric Acid|Nitric Acid]] -> (1) Nitrogen Dioxide + (1) Water + (1) [[#Silver Nitrate|Silver Nitrate]]||0.4||{{Yes}}||+1 {{TOX}}||||||||Common ingredient in other recipes.
|- id="Organic Superlubricant"
|Organic Superlubricant||(1) [[#Space Lube|Space Lube]] + (1) [[#Helium|Helium]] -> (1) Organic Superlubricant||0.4||{{No}}||||When applied to floor tiles and other turf, temporarily creates an extremely slippery surface that makes people slip and fall regardless of they were running or walking. Deals {{BRUTE}} damage to people who slip.|||||| [[#Space Lube|Space Lube's]] meaner counterpart.
|- id="Paper"
|Paper||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Use a [[General Objects#Paper|sheet of paper]] on a beaker.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates ripped up paper when applied to floor tiles.||||||
|- id="Potash"
|Potash||(1) [[#Ash|Ash]] + (1) Water @ 354 K -> (1) Potash{{OR}} (1) Potassium + (1) Chlorine + (1) [[#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]] -> (2) Potash||0.4||{{No}}||||||50% chance of +1 HEALTH, +1 GROWTH. 24% of +1 CROPSIZE, -1 HARVESTS||||Fertilizer.
|- id="Pure Hugs" 
|Pure hugs||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Hug a [[Botanist#Beekeeping|cute and adorable]] [[Robots#GuardBuddy|friend]] and get hugged back. {{OR}} Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].}}|| 0.4 ||{{No}}|| || || || || Dawwww. 
|- id="Pure Love"
|Pure love|| (1) [[#Pure Hugs|Pure hugs]] + (1) [[#Chocolate|Chocolate]] -> (2) Pure Love{{OR}}Extract from [[Foods and Drinks#Heartburger|heartburgers]]. {{OR}}Randomly find in [[Artifact Research#Watering Can|artifact beakers/watering cans]].|| 0.4 ||{{No}}||Sets your intent to {{Help}} intent if you were on {{Harm}} intent, gives you feel-good messages, and makes you semi-awkwardly *hug people next to you.|| || || || What is love? It's sweetness and kindness. Potentially useful, if tricky to administer, against someone trying to beat you up.   
|- id="Reversium"
|Reversium||[[#Reversium Hint|Secret!]]||0.4||{{No}}||Grants the [[Guide to Genetics#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-R|'reversed speech' mutation]] for 3 min, making you say everything backwards.||TOUCH / INGEST - Same effect.<br><br>When poured on [[Engineering Objects#Insulated Gloves|insulated gloves]], makes them into [[Clothing#Unsulated Gloves|unsulated gloves]], removing their electrical protection.||||||Harmless though somewhat annoying fun. The duration can be extended by having excess reversium in your bloodstream.
|- id="Rubber"
|Rubber||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Deep-fry and extract a sheet of [[Guide_to_Botany#Rubber_Tree|rubber]].}}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates a sheet of rubber when applied to floor tiles.||||
|- id="Sakuride"
|Sakuride||(1)[[#Pure Love|Pure Love]] + (1) [[#Tea|Tea]] + (1) [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] -> (3) Sakuride||0.4||{{No}}||||1+ UNITS: Creates sakura petals when applied to turf.||||||Petal overlays are a cleanable mess.
|- id="Saltpetre"
|Saltpetre||(1) [[#Urine|Urine]] + (1) [[#Compost|Compost]] + (1) [[#Potash|Potash]] -> (3) Saltpetre||0.4||{{No}}||||||80% chance of +3 HEALTH '''OR''' +3 GROWTH. 50% of +1 POTENCY, 24% of -1 CROPSIZE||||Fertilizer.
|- id="Silicate"
|Silicate||(1) Aluminium + (1) Silicon + (1) Oxygen -> (3) Silicate ||0.4||{{No}}||||Reinforces windows up to a maximum durability of 500. Every application makes the window twice as strong.||||||A standard reinforced window has about 80 durability.
|- id="Silver Nitrate"
|Silver Nitrate||(1) Silver + (1) [[#Nitric Acid|Nitric Acid]] + (1) Ethanol @ 373.15 K -> (1) Silver Nitrate + (1) Water + (1) [[#Nitrogen Dioxide|Nitrogen Dioxide]]||0.4||{{No}}||||TOUCH - On volume >= 10 lowers bleeding by 1 and deals 2 {{BURN}} per splash.||||||Used to create [[#Silver Fulminate|Silver Fulminate]].
|- id="Space Cleaner"
|Space Cleaner||(1) [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] + (1) Ethanol + (1) Water -> (3) Space Cleaner||0.4||{{No}}||OVERDOSE (5) - 8% chance of +1/+2 {{TOX}}.||TOUCH - Removes cleanable messes and [[Detective#Forensics|forensic evidence]] when splashed onto people, objects or turfs. Clears "Dripping with Paint" status if you have it from [[Murder#40mm Paint Marker Rounds|paint marker rounds]].||||||Cleans stuff.
|- id="Space Fungus"
|Space Fungus||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Space Fungus|mushrooms from botany]] {{OR}} Click on patches of fungus growing on walls with a beaker or similar container.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||INGEST - 50% chance of contracting [[Virus#Food Poisoning|food poisoning]], 10% of up to 5 units of toxin (reagent).||Up to +3 ENDURANCE||||Space fungus is acquired by scraping it off walls with your beaker. It mostly grows in maintenance tunnels, so you might need to request appropriate access to get at it.
|- id="Space Lube"
|Space Lube||(1) Water + (1) Silicon + (1) Oxygen -> (3) Space Lube ||0.4||{{No}}||||When applied to floor tiles and other turf, temporarily creates an extremely slippery surface that makes people slip and fall regardless of they were running or walking. Deals no damage to people who slip, but people can take still take damage from slipping into walls and other solid objects. More space lube the turf stays slippery for longer, to a maximum of 80 seconds.||||||Has a [[#Organic Superlubricant|damaging variant]].  
|- id="Triplepiss"
|Triplepiss||[[#Triplepiss Hint|Secret!]] {{OR}} Find in drugs from ??? pill bottles.||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Temporarily creates slippery puddles of urine when applied to floor tiles.||||||References one of the joke responses old admin Popecrunch gave when asked about the recipe for initropidril. 
|- id="Urine"
|Urine||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Fill your stomach with water, then use the ''*piss'' emote or pee in a drinking glass or beaker. {{OR}}Click on a urine puddle with a beaker or similar.}}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Temporarily creates slippery puddles of urine when applied to floor tiles.||||||
|- id="Vomit"
|Vomit||{{N/a|align=left|N/A. Use a beaker on a puddle of vomit. {{OR}} Extract from [[Guide to Botany#Bilious Ipecacuanha|bilious ipecacunha roots]]. }}||0.4||{{No}}||||5+ UNITS: Creates slippery pools of vomit when applied to floor tiles.|||||| You can vomit by getting drunk and puking all over the floor or by ingesting [[#Sewage|sewage]] or [[#Space Ipecac|space ipecac]]. There's also a green variant of vomit, which can be scooped in a beaker to make others vomit.
|- id="Yee"
|Yee||{{N/a|align=left|Nee/yee. Yee yee yee ''[[Artifact Research#Bulky Artifact|Yee yee]]''. <br><br>(N/A. Possible reagent for [[Artifact Research#Bulky Artifact|artifact injectors]].)}}||0.4||{{No|Nee}}|| Yee yee yee ''[[Guide to Genetics#Saurian Genetics|yee-yee]]''. Yee  ''[[Guide to Genetics#Yee|yee]]'' yee. Yee yee yee yee yee yee yee "Yee" yee yee. Yee yee yee yee yee. <br><br>(Makes you a [[Guide to Genetics#Saurian Genetics|lizard-person]]. Grants [[Guide to Genetics#Yee|yee]] accent. Causes hallucinations of dinosaurs from the animation "yee" came from. Plays song from same animation.) |||||||| Yee, yee'yee yee yee yee yee Yee yee. Yee yee yee Yee yee yee.<br><br>(Yes, it's a reference to the yee meme. Blame former admin Wonkmin for this.)
|}

===SECRET CHEMS===
A secret chemical is a chemical whose recipe is secret. Secret means a specific thing on Goonstation, and it's different from the kind of secrecy associated with something like "secret underground bunker" or "effects of substance on corpses is secret". The recipes of secret chems are kept hidden to allow for the joy of discovery, and if you wish to reveal the recipe to someone, you must observe some key principles:
#The person must explicitly consent to being told the recipe. As with everything in life, silence is not consent.  
#The reveal must take place in private. This is more nuanced than you think. 
#*Your options in-game are very limited, because no means of communications is truly private. PDA messages can be snooped on, paper messages can be read by others, phones, whispering, and face-to-face conversation can be eavesdropped, and [[Ghost]]s can accidentally see all of these. Radio is definitely not private, and neither are silicon machine talk or similar. Revealing it in-game might as well not be worth it. 
#*Adminhelp, prayer, and mentorhelp are not considered appropriate channels for requesting secret chem recipes. 
#*Obviously, public Goonstation Discord and forums are definitely not private. 
#*On the other hand, Discord DMs, forum private messages, and the Goonstation Discord #imspoiler channel are all considered acceptable ways to reveal secret chems recipes. 

To be clear, saying the names of secret chems or explaining their effects is not violating secret content policy; those are not what makes them secret. 

Now with that out of the way: Welcome to the fun section! If you're a scientist who enjoys his job and does it often, then you've probably heard the names of these chemicals thrown around every so often. These are considered the final learning curve before being dubbed an A+ chemist, so if you want to become a true scientific force on the station, taking a stab at these mysteries is within your best interests. Don't be discouraged by their difficulty, you're not the only one! Be diligent, be patient, and use what you've learned from mixing the previous chems on this page.

Difficulty ratings assume a fair amount of knowledge, something along the lines of knowing what at least half of the chems on this page do. It is possible to make them as a novice, but most of these chems' recipes were not designed around surface-level knowledge.
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!Reagent
!<abbr title="Components">Comps</abbr>
!class="unsortable" | Hint
!Difficulty
!class="unsortable" | Effect
!class="unsortable" | Notes
|- id="Ageinium Hint"
|Ageinium||5||What reminds you of old people?||data-sort-value="5"|Moderate||Gradually increases your age.||At the moment this only affects various sounds you make. How far can you go?
|- id="Anima Hint"
|Anima||5||What's happening to the objects? Take this into consideration.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Brings inanimate objects to life to attack people, gives odd visions when injected.||The bigger the object you animate, the more health it has and damage it does, though smaller objects can be harder to click. What Anima actually affects is a bit all over the place, but if it can be dragged, assume it can be animated. The means for mixing this are nonstandard and guaranteed to be harmful, be advised!<br><br>'''Note:''' Fiddling around with this in small doses is fine, but for the love of God, ''don't throw it at everywhere and everything if you aren't a round antagonist''!
|- id="Bombini Hint"
|Bombini||4||Bombini wouldn't bee drinking one of these. A couple shots will leave your ears ringing.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy (maybe Average)||A sweet and tasty drink when enjoyed in moderation. OVERDOSE (20) Fire 8 spikes, take 10 {{BRUTE}} damage, deplete 5u. OVERDOSE (40) Fire 16 spikes, take 20 {{BRUTE}}, deplete 10u. Multiple spikes can hit a single target and each spike deals 7 {{BRUTE}} damage with a chance to slightly bleed||Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.
|- id="Booster Enzyme Hint"
|Booster Enzyme||7||Do a little research on real life enzymes.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Duplicates certain beneficial chemicals in your bloodstream.||Each time booster enzyme decays, it will create 2 units of any beneficial medical chem that's already in your body up to a cap of 20 - note that this does ''not'' proc overdose thresholds of 20 or higher (but it will for lower thresholds!). A neat tool for farming rarer medicinal reagents, or for making you nigh-immortal with said reagents.
|- id="Bubsium Hint"
|Bubsium || 4 || What does bubs like? Go bother him to find out. ||data-sort-value="3"|Easy|| Consumption of this chemical may lead to bubs-like properties. || bubs
|- id="Chlorine Azide Hint"
|Chlorine Azide||6||How is chlorine azide basically made in real life? ||data-sort-value="1"|Elementary||Explodes ''the moment it's created'', stabilizing agent or not. It won't breach through the floor or blow down a wall, but it can certainly take out the chem dispenser.|| There's a reason the code for its recipe has the comment "death 2 chemists". You might stumble upon it accidentally when mixing lots of random basic chems together.
|- id="Crabby Party Secret Formula Hint"
|Crabby Party Secret Formula||4||100% Sea Weed||data-sort-value="1"|Easiest||Creates a Party Crab on synthesis|| He's having a great time. are you having a great time?
|- id="Crime Hint"
|Crime||5|| A bunch of things assistants might like. ||data-sort-value="5.5"|Average-Hard||Allows you to remove things from people five times faster. Wow. || Become the world's speediest shoe thief.
|- id="Deep Fried Dabs Hint"
|Deep Fried Dabs||2|| It's all in the name. ||data-sort-value="2"|Easy||Forces you to dab. Wow. || How do you do, fellow kids?
|- id="Pure Dabs Hint"
|Pure Dabs||4|| Starts out extremely potent and extra greasy; needs to be cleansed before it's safe to consume. ||data-sort-value="5"|Medium|| Makes you a master in the art of dabbing. || Not that that's anything to be proud of
|- id="Extreme Dabs Hint"
|Extreme Dabs||5|| EXTREME!! ||data-sort-value="7"|Extreme|| Your dabs will rock the station. And also likely kill you. || It's probably what you deserve, anyways.
|- id="Disguiseium Hint"
|Disguiseium || 5 || What chems make things look like other things? || data-sort-value = "5.5"|Average-Hard||A complicated chemical. When made it will make the second most common reagent in a container look like the most common reagent. However, its effects will not be changed. || You'll never trust a reagent scanner again.
|- id="Directed Nanites Hint"
|Directed Nanites ||4||What would nanites need to help you rather than harm you?||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Slowly replaces one or more organs with their cyber variants. || A good chem for doctors to use!
|- id="Dragon's Breath Hint"													
|Dragon's Breath||5||Hot chemicals.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||See [[#Poisons_and_Toxic_Shit|Poisons and Toxic Shit]].||This has a chance of rolling instant death for every cycle it's in your blood, yikes! And if the RNG spares you, you'll still be utterly wasted. This is technically a [[bartender]] concoction, but it's dangerous enough to have been thrown into this list. 
|- id="Energy Drink Hint"
|Energy Drink||3||If you can figure out voltagen, the remaining two ingredients should be quite obvious.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Stun reduction, minor stamina regeneration buff, speed boost, chance to cause jitteriness.<br>On depletion - slowed movement, dizziness, blurred vision, random chance to KO. <br>OVERDOSE - May cause [[Doctoring#Cardiac failure|cardiac failure]].||Basically the energy drink from the future, with just as mean of a crash. Despite this it's a welcome alternative to methamphetamine since it has next-to-none of its cons... just don't overdose on it. Addictive.
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<!-- |English Breakfast||2||WarcrimesAddHintPlease||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Sometimes decays into gravy and a couple different alcohols. Rarely, might also make you [[Guide#Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-C|chavish]] for a while!||Cursed breakfast, basically. There's also a "fake" recipe if you use a similar, but not quite right ingredient. -->
|- id="Enriched MSG Hint"
|Enriched MSG||12||Think of really tasty things.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Heals 1 {{OXY}}/{{TOX}}/LOSEBREATH and 3 {{BRUTE}}/{{BURN}} per cycle.||Pretty much super-omnizine, with more addiction and custom flavor texts if you overdose. Far and away the best healing chem.
|- id="Feather Fluid Hint"
|Feather Fluid||7||Amnesiac bird.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Infects you with the Avian Flu, which will eventually turn you into a bird.||Don't overthink the recipe. What do you know already?<br><br>'''Note:''' Don't use this on other people unless you're an antag or they agree!
|- id="Fermid Hint"
|Fermid||4||Consider the name "fermid" and what a fermid looks like.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Creates a hostile fermid at the point of reaction.||Fermids are the nasty critters that plagued the (now removed) mining z-level, being stubbornly durable and injecting any human they see with harmful toxins; fortunately they cannot target cyborgs. The recipe used to be laughably easy, but after seeing the harm spontaneous fermid swarms could cause, it was wisely made more difficult and thrown into secrets section.<br><br>'''Note:''' PLEASE don't spam these as a non-antag. This is why the recipe was changed in the first place.
|- id="Freeze Hint"
|Freeze||5||Cold chems. What makes you freeze?||data-sort-value="4"|Average||Decays into ethanol. Lowers your body temperature and inflicts brief stuns and burn damage. Severe effect scales with volume: [0.1% * volume] chance of being turned into an ice statue.||Functionally the same as Dragon's Breath, but it freezes you to death instead of frying you. 
|- id="Glowing Fliptonium Hint"
|Glowing Fliptonium||4||Spoiler: one of the ingredients is fliptonium! The other three make it spooky, make it more powerful, and a little bit trippy.||data-sort-value="6.9"|Difficult (Hopefully?)||Works like regular fliptonium, with the exception that it affects mobs and objects on application, as opposed to just mobs. It also gives more stun resistance/stamina buff/etc than normal fliptonium.||The recipe is intended to be difficult to ''make'', not to figure out, really. The effect is pretty crazy and does far more to interrupt peoples' rounds than, say, colorful reagent or glitter.
|- id="Grog Hint"
|Grog||11||Look up the Monkey Island Grog recipe, then find its equivalents in SS13. Grog was created before Kerosene was a thing.||data-sort-value="9.5"|Immensely Difficult||See [[#Poisons_and_Toxic_Shit|Poisons and Toxic Shit]].||Another horrifying drink from [[Bartender]] territory, it ignores biosuits and will ''always'' captainize and do some {{BRUTE}} face-melting damage on TOUCH (though without destroying the Mask item, strangely). The amount of damage varies wildly depending on the delivery method. Ironically it's actually reasonably safe to drink, though you may want the [[Guide_to_Genetics#Mutations|alcohol resistance mutation]] before chugging it.
|- id="Hootagen Hint"
|Hootagen||6 / 6||What are some things that are alive? What are owls known for? Where can you do more research on Owls?||data-sort-value="4.9"|Average / Difficult||Has a stable and unstable variant. The stable one gives you an owl suit and mask that you can't take off yourself. The unstable one... well, it's a little more violent.||The unstable variant has some utility as a pseudo-deathchem. Also, owl masks don't work as internals. Use that as you will.
|- id="Initrobeedril Hint"
|Initrobeedril||4||The name is a strong hint in and of itself. Notably, this is ''not'' found in [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottles]] like its bigger cousin.||data-sort-value="4"|Average||Turns your heart into a memorial bee and makes it fly away.||You'll know if someone was hit by this if they start turning yellow. For the victim, they'll get big red messages of their heart fluttering in their chest. This is a disease reagent, so it only needs to be in you a certain amount of cycles to infect you, which will eventually lead to the heart-bee evicting itself from your body and leave you with [[Doctoring#Cardiac abscondment|cardiac abscondment]].<br><br>'''Note:''' And no, you can't get it back into your body, despite what the examine message says. Get a replacement heart or you'll die.
|- id="Initropidril Hint"
|Initropidril||7||The biggest challenge. Only the most worldly spaceman should even attempt it. Requires triplepiss.||data-sort-value="8"|Heart-stopping||See [[#Poisons_and_Toxic_Shit|Poisons and Toxic Shit]].||It can take a while to make, but it's worth the trouble since [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|traitor poison bottles]] can be a crapshoot.
|- id="Juggernaut Hint
|Juggernaut||5||A pain-killing and injury-treating concoction.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||A potent painkiller that negates a significant amount of walkspeed loss from being hurt, with the additional special effect of absorbing and healing a portion of brute and burn damages taken between life cycles. Hits the user with the absorbed damage as it leaves their system. <br>OVERDOSE - Confused movement, dropping held items, stuns, forgetting how to breathe. ||The damage-absorbing capabilities get less effective the more damage it has absorbed and the longer it has been present in your system. Has a slightly less-than-average depletion rate but also a low overdose threshold and fairly debilitating overdose effects. Bad side-effects occur if it's in your system for far too long.
|- id="Kerosene Hint"
|Kerosene||6||You'll likely need some catalysts and heat for the reaction. Do some research on Thermochemical synthesis and whatever comes to mind first for Synthesis of High Density Aviation Fuel... but maybe take a less organic route.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Makes nice and pretty fireballs, like welding fuel, except without the "small explosion with enough fuel" and "makes people burn more when doused with it" bits. ||It's SS13 jet fuel. Has an...interesting (and rather memetic) reaction with certain alloys.
|- id="Mimicillium Hint"
|Mimicillium||4||Glamore, Stealth, Teleportation and American Freedom. These were the ingredients used to create Senator Death Badman.||data-sort-value="6.99"|Difficult Kinda?||A compound that attracts the undying attention of Senator Death Badman, know for his random crotch shots.||Death Badman acts almost identically to a Gibshark, except he only gibs your pride.
|- id="Lumen Hint"
|Lumen||5||Think about what makes big lights. Now mix them together.||data-sort-value="4"|Average||A liquid which creates lights attached to whatever it is splashed on. It even changes color depending on what else is in the beaker! No you can't smoke it.||The strength of the light scales with the amount of Lumen used.
|- id="LSR Hint"
|Liquified Space Rubber || 5 || Requires some botany work. Contains several other griefy and movement-related chems. ||data-sort-value="4"|Average|| A powerful chem that makes you bounce off of other mobs when it is in your system. Can easily turn a room into a pinball machine. || Combined with other chems like liquid dark matter, this can instantly turn a crowd into pure screaming chaos.
|- id="Medusa Hint
|Medusa||6|| A variety of rock-related chems are included. || data-sort-value="6" | Hard || Slowly turns the victim into stone. || Be sure to artfully arrange your victims. Open a museum, charge admission.
|- id="Mutini Hint"
|Mutini||5||Every ingredient has its opposite. Keep in mind that and its effect, and most of it should be straight forward.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Gets you drunk, gives some brain damage, then cures it. More importantly, mutates you wildly and randomly, then reverses all those mutations - hopefully. Can even give you mutations that are otherwise impossible to get!||A cocktail for the aspiring mad scientist and an excellent choice for getting your feet wet in figuring out secret chems. Most of the time it's harmless, but be aware that weird interactions or pure bad luck can potentially leave the imbiber dead or trapped in another dimension. If you find some gamebreaking error or weirdness, don't be afraid to adminhelp it and report via the Bug Report button in the top left! Bugs are bugs, warning or no.
|- id="Omega Hairgrownium Hint"
|Omega Hairgrownium||5 / 5||Gives you trippy and irregular haircuts.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Changes your hairstyle. Has a stable and unstable variant. One picks from all possible hairstyles, while the other picks from the pool of special genetics/barber haircuts.||Pretty straightforward in effect. Don't use both variants together.
|- id="Quark-Gluon Plasma Hint"
|Quark-gluon Plasma||??||Ahaha, '''''no'''''. There will be no hints given for this abomination. You're on your own.||data-sort-value="9"|Very Difficult||Gibs any people it touches, destroys most items and critters it touches, deletes walls and floors on contact.||Just to prove that there's no such thing as overkill in SS13. QGP is pure liquid destruction: it comes into existence as a massive sea of foam that obliterates anything in its path - people, [[Space_Pod|Pods]], [[Critter|critters]], floors and walls, you name it.<br><br>'''Note:''' This is '''absolutely''' an antag-only chem in practical use. If you aren't an antag and aren't using QGP as an end-of-round party favor, then it has no place anywhere near the station.
|- id="Rajaijah Hint"
|Rajaijah<br>(Madness toxin)||8||Most of the ingredients are bad for your mind. Keep its effects in mind and most of it should be straightforwards.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||See [[#Poisons_and_Toxic_Shit|Poisons and Toxic Shit]].||Like initropidril, it can be worth learning how to synthesize rajaijah if you don't trust the RNG of the [[Syndicate Items#Poison Bottle|poison bottle]].
|- id="Reversium Hint"
|Reversium||4||One screws with your sprite, one screws with your DNA, one screws with your sprite ''and'' DNA, and one...is friendship?||data-sort-value="4.5"|Normal||See [[#Miscellanea|Miscellanea]]|| Highly confusing but ultimately harmless fun that lasts for three minutes. Have some mutadone handy if you want to end it early.
|- id="Rotting Hint"
|Rotting||4 ||Think of horrible food and something else unpleasant.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Infects the victim with [[Virus#Tissue Necrosis|tissue necrosis.]]||Gradually turns you into a spooky skeleton, which makes you <b>unclonable</b> without a certain [[Medical Objects#NecroScan Upgrade|cloning module]]. Good for keeping people you want to keep down, down.
|- id="Royal Initrobeedril Hint"
|Royal Initrobeedril||5||Again, the hint is in the name.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||See [[#Poisons_and_Toxic_Shit|Poisons and Toxic Shit]].||Same mechanics as regular initrobeedril, with the caveat of the heart-bee being so huge that it gibs you upon emerging.
|- id="Sarin Hint"
|Sarin||8||One is a gift from Hydroponics. The other seven reflect how sarin is deployed in real life.||data-sort-value="7"|Difficult||Nasty poison gas that's highly volatile when created. Due to the fact that it penetrates skin, a gas mask alone is not sufficient to protect against sarin when made into chemsmoke. It features an unholy BRAIN-{{TOX}}-{{BURN}} triad on top of distinct jittering and stuns.|| If you ever wanted to commit crimes against Space Humanity like the Nuclear Operatives do when they break out [[Nuclear Operative#Toys for big boys|the nerve agent grenades]], this is your chem. You can think of it as an souped-up Neurotoxin that depletes more slowly and can penetrate the skin but is majorly weak against atropine. <br><br> Oh, and,uh, try not to end up on some watchlist.
|- id="Sea4 Hint"
|Sea4||5||One ingredient is the Sea, one gives Sea4 its blasting power, one gives it a sticky yellow color, and two like to burn.||data-sort-value="3.5"|Easy-Average||Precision blasting explosive. Explosion scales, similarly to [[#Black Powder|black powder]]; small amounts create small explosions; higher amounts make larger ones that also create sea bees, how cute! ||Get it?
|- id="Sheltergrog Hint"
|Sheltergrog||2-99|| The first two ingredients are easy. How to get the reaction to happen is the hard part. || data-sort-value = "5"| Average || It makes you a frog. Nice. || Lovingly sponsored by Zungy.
|- id="Sheltestgrog Hint"
|Sheltestgrog||2-99|| Like sheltergrog, just be more precise. || data-sort-value = "5"| Average || It makes you a frog but more. Nice. || :shelterfrog:
|- id="Spiders Hint"
|Spiders||2||Spiders have even more arms to hug with.||data-sort-value="2"|Easy-Peasy||Makes spiders and spider piles when poured onto a tile. Bites people when it's inside them, youch.|| Get it? Spider has [[#Spiders|one recipe]] that's not secret, and one that is, because that one is meant to be a cute joke, similar to Crabby Party Secret Formula. 
|- id="Strychnine Hint"
|Strychnine||7||Robert Woodward could've taken some shortcuts.||data-sort-value="5"|Moderate||A rather quite unpleasant, crunchy death.||Can be used as a performance enhancer!
|- id="Transparium Hint"
|Transparium||5||Can you see me? See through me?||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Makes you pretty much invisible for a duration proportionate to the time it spends in your bloodstream.||This has an overdose threshold of 30 units. You might not wanna go over that!						
|- id="Triple Meth Hint"													
|Triple Meth||1||Requires methamphetamine, obviously. The challenge is figuring out what to do with it.||data-sort-value="3"|Easy||Makes you unstunnable, very robust, and very dizzy.||Taking this will cause your stamina regeneration to rise to ''obscene'' levels. The movement confusion can be limiting, but otherwise there is no better drug for laughing off stuns and stamina loss, and the added movement speed makes you pretty hard to click. Does not combine with regular [[#Methamphetamine|meth]]; in fact, having meth in you makes triple meth have no effect. Addictive. Has a secret use.
|- id="Triplepiss Hint"
|Triplepiss||1 for both methods||Short way: Take a piss with something magical in you, take the resultant liquid. <br> <br> Long way: Take a piss with a ''different'' magical thing in you, take ''in'' (i.e. drink) the resultant liquid, repeat.||data-sort-value="6.1"|Piss-Hard|| Acts like standard [[#Urine|piss]].||Harder to figure out than to actually make. An ancient secret from Goonstation's earliest years, whose very existence was kept hidden. Creation methods reference a beautiful joke story Popecrunch used to tell when asked how to make initropidril. 					
|- id="Voltagen Hint"
|Voltagen (Liquid Electricity)||4 (+ Stabilizer)||Think about stuff that could be used to produce power.||data-sort-value="4"|Average||Randomly targets nearby mobs with arc flashes when in the bloodstream (consuming every remaining unit) or instantly if mixed without stabilizing agent.||Found in [[Murder#Shock grenade|shock grenades]] and just as useful for crowd control. Arc flashes will stun and damage anyone who aren't wearing [[Engineering_Objects#Insulated_Gloves|insulated gloves]], so if you can nab a pair, popping a pill of this can give you a huge advantage when fighting another player.
|- id="Warp Hint"
|Warp||5||Things that get you around quickly.||data-sort-value="4"|Average||Once injected, it saves your location. When it's out of your system, you teleport back to the start point. || Great insurance policy for running into dangerous areas.
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