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Ass Jam is a Goonstation-exclusive holiday that occurs on the 13th of every month on the main Goonstation server/Goon #2 (and only there), where all sorts of wacky and zany features are enabled and admins, mentors, and players alike can enjoy 24 hours of chaos, anarchy, and shenanigans. It started in April 2020, as a rebranding of [[Ass Day]] that focused less on rampant [[Grief]] and more on the beautifully strange and strangely beautiful quirkiness that makes Goonstation, and arguably SS13 in general, so compelling.

==Ass Jam Rules==
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The rules may be relaxed, but that doesn't mean it's "no rules all crime is legal" like ''The Purge''. There's still some rules in place, the Ass Jam Rules, listed below:
#<big>'''''DO NOT GRIEF OR OTHERWISE SELF-ANTAG. PLAY AS NORMAL'''''</big>
#No intentionally crashing the server or causing lag.
#No bigotry.
#No sexual stuff.
#No creepy shit.
#No impersonating the admins.
#No walling off or obliterating arrivals.
#No giving out secret recipes and the like.
#If an admin tells you to quit doing something, quit it.
#No you do not get an antag token.

Ass Jam Rules 1-9 are basically condensed versions of [[Rules#General Game Rules|Rules 1, 2, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, & 11]], which are better explained on that page. Rules 3 & 6 (the [[metagaming]] ones) are still in effect, but relaxed; more on that later. 

10 says that if you spawn as an [[Antagonist]], have your round ruined by [[Admin]] shenanigans (far more likely than on any other day), and request an [[Antagonist#Antag Tokens|antag token]], you're not going to get one. The reasoning is that by playing on Ass Jam, you understand and accept that the [[Admin]]s are allowed to absolutely wreck your round up and forfeit any right to be compensated for said round-up-wreckening. Besides, you don't really need to ask for tokens; getting an [[Antagonist]] role Ass Jam doesn't affect your chances of getting [[Antagonist]] on other days.

===Where and when do they apply?===

General rule is, if you can pull up the Ass Jam Rules via the ''Ass Day Rules'' command, it's Ass Jam, and those rules apply.

Ass Jam begins at the 13th of midnight EST (UTC-05) / EDT(UTC-04). It occurs only on the main Goonstation server. The other servers, Goonstation Roleplay and the backup servers, don't have Ass Jam, so they don't have Ass Jam  Rules.

Furthermore, strictly speaking, the special Ass Jam rules apply only to rounds that ''begin'' on Ass Jam. For example, if a round begins on 11:50 PM on the 12th and continues past midnight, it's still a normal round, and Ass Jam Rules don't apply. Similarly, if a round that begins on Ass Jam continues into the 14th, it's still an Ass Jam round, and Ass Jam rules do still apply.

==Ass Jam Exclusive Content==
===Urs Dungeon===
Puzzles! A whole level full of fun puzzles and mysteries to solve, made by prominent admin UrsulaMejor/UrsulaMajor/Emily. It's almost like a [[Adventure Zone]] area, complete with unique rewards at the end you won't find ''anywhere'' else and a hall of fame commemorating past divers who successfully conquered the dungeon. (Signups to be commemorated are unfortunately closed now.)

To enter the Urs Dungeon, swing by the Space/Sea Diner; there's usually a beacon for [[Space Pod]]s to warp to there, and on maps set in outer space, the Mining Shuttle near/in the [[Mining Department]] takes you to the Diner. Call up John's Bus at the bus console somewhere in the diner. On the bus, you'll find a slick pair of black VR goggles; sometimes there'll also be a similar pair in the Diner somewhere. Put them in your eyes slot, and you'll be transported to Urs Dungeon! Note that putting on the goggles deletes all your equipment, so you can't bring in any external aid, and your body in the normal, non-Urs-Dungeon world poofs away completely. 

There's a new version of Urs Dungeon every couple months or so. Currently, it is on iteration 5, with the theme of "Shitty Bill Is Missing!" As you might have gathered, Shitty Bill is trapped in the dungeon, and dungeon crawlers must use the power of friendship (no, seriously, you'll need multiple people for this one) to save him! (Please ignore the fact that Shitty Bill is also still at the Diner. Don't think about it too hard how this is possible.)

===Respawn Arena=== 
If you die and use the ''Fight for a new life'' ability as a [[Ghost]], you'll spawn in a hellish arena that contains a few weapons and lots of lava. Here you can fight against other players to hold a special butt named "The Divine Relic of Ass Day" (exact spelling of "Ass Day" can vary). If the butt remains in your possession for 30 seconds (you can still move, fight, etc. during this time), you'll be sent back to the main lobby, ready to rejoin the round. 

==Contributing to Ass Jam Features==

Want to add a feature for Ass Jam? It's easy. Just take a look at [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fEcop9xOxCeTcmaePgAQMbemrs1YuXIcz3imNLtylkk/edit this Google Doc] for details on formatting your code for Ass Jam shenanigans or read this [https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation/blob/6e9e06131ac06502a843cfa913633baea73e18eb/code/modules/admin/ass_day.dm#L108 this comment snippet] for a shorter guide. If you don't know how to code or use Github, but still want to contribute, check out the [https://hackmd.io/@ZeWaka/goondev Goonstation Development Guidelines] and this wiki's [[Coding]] guide. 

We ask that you 1) try to add code, rather than change existing code, 2) leave a comment explaining the Ass Jam code 3) follow the [[Rules|server rules]], and mostly importantly '''4) make sure your code compiles, both with Ass Jam define off and with it on.''' Depending on how good your features are, it might even be incorporated into the full game, to be enjoyed all 28/29/30/31 days of the month, not just one.

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