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The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is on the eastern side of the room. The APC for the little maint area below it is in the freezer room.  
The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is on the eastern side of the room. The APC for the little maint area below it is in the freezer room.  
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On the west side of Oshan Lab, left of [[Bar#Oshan|Roland's]], is a peculiar little '''Kitchen''' with a dark secret, not immediately obvious to the eye at first glance. Aside from a crate full of fish and [[Foods and Drinks#Seaweed Sheet|seaweed sheets]] in the Catering Storage area left, it sports the usual dual-oven-single-fryer appliance set, in somewhat unconventional but not particularly strange column, and their keepers are notably not notable. It could easily be any sort of kitchen in any sort of station--except it isn't.
This kitchen is where the fragile plane of the human reality intersects with the plane of the dreaded [https://pastebin.com/tcNYywPH Crashwich], an eldritch culinary abomination, created long ago by a race of ancient beings from long before. Through occult rituals and techniques beyond our powers of speculation, these beings crafted an peculiar sandwich, that would be perceived by the eye as mere slices of bread, but would, upon closer examination, overwhelm the beholder's senses.
Through vile magic and dark sorcery, they animated it and gave it life. In its first, it knew of only one desire: thrist--for blood. It attacked everyone on sight, assailing and overloading their senses and straining the very fabric of time itself. When the fabric held no longer and tore, the Crashwich fell through into the void between the planes and took its surrounding reality with it. Though beings' masters were quick to forbid the creation of such atrocities, it is only a matter of time before it returns, in full force.
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Not particularly odd.
The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is in the room's top left corner. The APC for the Catering Storage area is in the storeroom below the freezer room, in the top left corner.
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Revision as of 03:38, 21 October 2018

Kitchen
Location

KitchenFreezer.png

Eldritch fried sandwich factory.

Access

Everything: Vice Officer
Kitchen: Chef
Gibber: Chef
Booze storage: Barman


The Kitchen contains all of the tools the chef needs to create delicious (and occasionally lethal) food. The chef's only friend, Remy, also helps out. The barman lives in a little room to the northeast.

There is also a room containing a gibber and monkey spikes to the northwest of the kitchen, for all of your meat needs.

To the west of the room mentioned above in the catering storage, there is a crate containing ice cream cones for the ice cream dispenser in the bar.

Kitchen
Location

CogmapKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake factory.

Access

Everything: Vice Officer
Kitchen: Chef
Gibber: Chef
Booze storage: Barman


The Kitchen contains all of the tools the chef needs to create delicious (and occasionally lethal) food. The chef's only friend, Remy, also helps out. The barman lives in the little room to the south.

There is also a room containing a gibber and monkey spikes to the east of the bar, for all of your meat needs.

To the south of the room mentioned above, there is a crate containing ice cream cones for the ice cream dispenser in the bar.

Kitchen
Location

DestinyKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza factory.

Access

Chef


The Kitchen is located smack dab in the middle of Destiny, right next to the Bridge and across the hall from the Bar and Hydroponics. It contains all the equipment (including your very own pet mouse, Remy) the Chef needs to cook up delicious (and occasionally lethal) food for all the hungry crew members to enjoy.

There is also a freezer room containing a gibber and monkey spikes just east of it, for all of your meat needs. In the very same room is a crate with questionable meats as well as a freezer crate with spare cooking supplies. There's also some eggnog and a santa hat, for bringing a little Spacemas to your day.

Maintenance Information

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel right outside the freezer room.

Kitchen
Location

ClarionKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie factory.

Access

Chef


This slender little room is the Chef's Kitchen, and it is located right on top of the Bar. It contains all the equipment (including your very own pet mouse and Ratatouille reference Remy) the Chef needs to cook up delicious (and occasionally lethal) food for all the hungry crew members to enjoy, including a highly-visible, very convenient table for the Chef to put food on so that the Barman has some space for drinks.

There is also a freezer room containing a gibber and monkey spikes just east of it, for all of your meat needs. In the very same room is a crate with questionable meats as well as a freezer crate with spare cooking supplies. There's also some eggnog and a santa hat, for bringing a little Spacemas to your day.

Maintenance Information

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel right outside the freezer room.

Kitchen
Location

LinemapKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon factory.

Access

Chef


This compact little room is the Chef's Kitchen, and it is located right of the Bar. It contains all the equipment (including your very own pet mouse and Ratatouille reference Remy) the Chef needs to cook up delicious (and occasionally lethal) food for all the hungry crew members to enjoy, as well as a few countertops so the Barman or Waiter can bring out your food and deliver ingredients while you stay in the Kitchen, diligently making food.

This design forgoes a separate freezer room typical of most stations in favor of simply of having the monkey vendor and meat spike in the same room, just a few meters away. Isn't that absolutely gross and unsanitary super convenient? Now you can procure your meats without freezing your behind off every time you got for a slab or getting bolted in and forced to recreate some cheesy stuck-in-the-freezer scene with a monkey.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. Well, if the food or bar patrons didn't kill them first.

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel above room.

Kitchen
Location

MushroomKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon factory.

Access

Chef


This comfortably big ol' room is the Chef's Kitchen, located below the Cafeteria. Note the double deep fryers. It is the dream of every Chef to have more Deep Fryers. Deep-fried anything is the intergalactic dish of spacemen and spacewomen everywhere. Clearly this kitchen was built during a much more glorious, a much more understanding age.

Note also the three tables with shutters over them. One faces in the Barman's Office and another opens into the behind-the-counter area in the Cafeteria, so that the Chef can hand food over to the Barman to serve while they're busing preparing other dishes. The last connects the prestigious patrons in the VIP Lounge into the Kitchen. A genius idea, unfortunately unseen in modern station and ship design.

The aforementioned shutters are controlled by a switch directly left of the double doors. Meanwhile, the switch at the very northwest corner opens and closes the VIP Lounge, while the one near the northeast corner actually controls the public Cafeteria entrance into Hydroponics.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. Well, assuming they managed to even find their way into this place.

The APC for this room is right near the double doors into this room.

Kitchen
Location

Donut2Kitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie factory.

Access

Chef


This modestly sized room is the Chef's Kitchen, located just left of the Bar. It's a pretty simple affair. The monkey dispenser and meat spike are in one corner, the sink, oven, and FoodTech vendor, are in another corner, it and all the other appliances are all round the rim of the room, and there's nice big table in the middle for keeping crap. Produce from Hydroponics is thrown in from the table in the bottom right corner; dishes are thrown out from the middle table into the Bar. Not too bad of a layout for manufacturing non-Euclidean sandwiches.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. Like they would ever visit this insane asylum.

The APC for this room is in the middle of the western wall, across from the ice cream cone dispenser.

Kitchen
Location

ChironKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll factory.

Access

Chef


This comfortably sized room is the Chef's Kitchen, located just right of the Bar. Even though most crew members don't eat any of the food made here, it's still important in keeping them sane and healthy on this barren rock of a station. That's why the cookery machines are either front and center or on the rim of the room: so that the Chef crank out meals like a living assembly line, making all sorts of foods.

Besides the main kitchen area, there's also a tiny mini-room for a disposal chute for some reason, a table for the Botanists nearby to leave "produce", and a little maint room with some chemistry equipment, which leads to a small freezer room with various extra cooking supplies, questionable meats, and a gibber. Try not the break the glass; there's no air in that little pocket of asteroid.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. As if there Space FDA would find this tiny rock of a station.

The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is on the eastern side of the room. The APC for the little maint area below it is in the freezer room.

Kitchen
Location

OshanKitchen.png

Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll club double decker factory.

Access

Chef, Barman


On the west side of Oshan Lab, left of Roland's, is a peculiar little Kitchen with a dark secret, not immediately obvious to the eye at first glance. Aside from a crate full of fish and seaweed sheets in the Catering Storage area left, it sports the usual dual-oven-single-fryer appliance set, in somewhat unconventional but not particularly strange column, and their keepers are notably not notable. It could easily be any sort of kitchen in any sort of station--except it isn't.

This kitchen is where the fragile plane of the human reality intersects with the plane of the dreaded Crashwich, an eldritch culinary abomination, created long ago by a race of ancient beings from long before. Through occult rituals and techniques beyond our powers of speculation, these beings crafted an peculiar sandwich, that would be perceived by the eye as mere slices of bread, but would, upon closer examination, overwhelm the beholder's senses.

Through vile magic and dark sorcery, they animated it and gave it life. In its first, it knew of only one desire: thrist--for blood. It attacked everyone on sight, assailing and overloading their senses and straining the very fabric of time itself. When the fabric held no longer and tore, the Crashwich fell through into the void between the planes and took its surrounding reality with it. Though beings' masters were quick to forbid the creation of such atrocities, it is only a matter of time before it returns, in full force.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Not particularly odd.

The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is in the room's top left corner. The APC for the Catering Storage area is in the storeroom below the freezer room, in the top left corner.

Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap2
General Arrivals · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Escape Pod Bay · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar 1 & 2 · Net Cafe · Public Garden · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Ranch · Shower Room · Staff Assistants' Quarters
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Ranch · Shower Room · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Ranch · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Tunnel Snake Mining Rig · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Kondaru
General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay · Ranch
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality