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While the job descriptions do reflect some actual truths or common behaviors/occurances, they are mainly ''jokes'' and are not the actual job description. They should not be taken as actual instructions or advice. Please don't randomly fight people as a staff assistant or build traps as a mechanic. Unless you're an [[antagonist]] of course.  
While the job descriptions do reflect some actual truths or common behaviors/occurances, they are mainly ''jokes'' and are not the actual job description. They should not be taken as actual instructions or advice. Please don't randomly fight people as a staff assistant or build traps as a mechanic. Unless you're an [[antagonist]] of course.  


In addition, if you're on the Goon Roleplay server, you're expected to respect your job's boundaries and do your associated job duties. Mind you, you aren't expected to do them ''perfectly'' or know everything there is to them, just put a good ol' college effort. You're not gonna, say, get banned for not knowing how reattach a limb as a doctor. See [[RP Rules]] in general and Rules #5 & #6 in particular for more details/explanations.  
In addition, if you're on the Goon Roleplay servers (Goonstation Roleplay 3: Morty and Goonstation Roleplay 4: Sylvester), you're expected to respect your job's boundaries and do your associated job duties. Mind you, you aren't expected to do them ''perfectly'' or know everything there is to them, just put a good ol' college effort. You're not gonna, say, get banned for not knowing how reattach a limb as a doctor. See [[RP Rules]] in general and Rules #5 & #6 in particular for more details/explanations.  


The regular Goonstation server is not subject to these restrictions, and you are thus allowed to do things not normally associated with your job, like repairing walls as a [[Chaplain]] or doing surgery as a [[Mechanic]]. Naturally, you aren't expected be perfect either, and most people there are perfectly okay with that. However, things still get iffy and complicated if you want to perform duties normally done by [[Security Officer]]s, like hunt down antags; when in doubt, adminhelp (Hotkey: {{key|F1}}) for clarification. And, of course, the [[Rules]] still apply.
The Goonstation Classic servers (Goonstation Classic 1: Heisenbee and Goonstation Classic 2: Bombini) are not subject to these restrictions, and you are thus allowed to do things not normally associated with your job, like repairing walls as a [[Chaplain]] or doing surgery as a [[Mechanic]]. Naturally, you aren't expected be perfect either, and most people there are perfectly okay with that. However, things still get iffy and complicated if you want to perform duties normally done by [[Security Officer]]s, like hunt down antags; when in doubt, adminhelp (Hotkey: {{key|F1}}) for clarification. And, of course, the [[Rules]] still apply.


== Civilian Jobs ==
== Civilian Jobs ==
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|description=Produce mass quantities of [[Chemicals#Drugs|bath salts]] in [[Maintenance|maint]], be a nuisance, and ruin '''everything'''. Scavenge the station for <strike>[[Murder#Flamethrower|weapons]] and [[General_Objects#Fanny_Pack|gear]]</strike> [[Guide_to_Botany#Cannabis|weed]] and [[Chemicals#Drugs|pills]].
|description=Produce mass quantities of [[Chemicals#Drugs|bath salts]] in [[Maintenance|maint]], be a nuisance, and ruin '''everything'''. Save the station when the nukies arrive. Scavenge the station for <strike>[[Murder#Flamethrower|weapons]] and [[General_Objects#Fanny_Pack|gear]]</strike> [[Guide_to_Botany#Cannabis|weed]] and [[Chemicals#Drugs|pills]]. Be the first one to [[Ghost|die]].
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description=Shout [[Guide_to_Genetics#Frontal_Gyrus_Alteration_Type-B|indecipherable gibberish]] at [[Hydroponics|Botany]]. Deep-fry '''[[Monkey|everything]]'''. Make non-Euclidean [[Foods#Main course|sandwiches.]] Place pies inside pies that contain pies.
|description=Accidentally get tomato-flooded by [[Hydroponics|Botany]]. Deep-fry '''[[Monkey|everything]]'''. Make non-Euclidean [[Foods#Main course|sandwiches.]] Place pies inside pies that contain pies.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
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|mugshot=Jobbar.png
|mugshot=Jobbar.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Barman]]
|title=[[Bartender]]
|description=Get [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|drunk]]; shoot your [[Security Objects#Riot Shotgun|sweet gun]] at your [[Staff_Assistant|bar patrons]]. Get subsequently looted by <s>a mob</s> [[Beepsky%27s_House|Beepsky]] while dealing with an [[Staff_Assistant#A_Traitorous_Assistant:_The_Underdog_Insurgent|angry staff assistant]]. Become a victim of [[General_Objects#Russian_Revolver|Russian Roulette]] two minutes into the round.
|description=Get [[Foods_and_Drinks#Dispenser|drunk]]; shoot your [[Security Objects#Riot Shotgun|sweet gun]] at your [[Staff_Assistant|bar patrons]]. Get subsequently looted by <s>a mob</s> [[Beepsky%27s_House|Beepsky]] while dealing with an [[Staff_Assistant#A_Traitorous_Assistant:_The_Underdog_Insurgent|angry staff assistant]]. Become a victim of [[General_Objects#Russian_Revolver|Russian Roulette]] two minutes into the round.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Maintenance]]}}
{{Job
|mugshot=Cowrancher64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Rancher]]
|description=Yell "yeehaw!" and slide over railings in style. Complain how only your chickens understand you. Start a small army of raptors to attack [[Traitor|those who cross you]] on the dusty trail.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Ranch]], [[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], [[Maintenance]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Mechanic]]
|title=[[Mechanic]]
|description=Ask nicely to scan the [[Captain|captain's]] [[Security_Objects#Energy_Gun|energy gun]], then run off with it. [[Doctoring#Suffocation|Suffocate]] while [[Space Pod#Building the Pod|building a pod]]. Place [[MechComp|Graviton traps]] all over the hallways. Become the ultimate [[Advanced_Guide_to_ThinkDOS|hackerman]].
|description=Ask nicely to scan the [[Captain|captain's]] [[Security_Objects#Energy_Gun|energy gun]], then run off with it. [[Doctoring#Suffocation|Suffocate]] while [[Space Pod#Building the Pod|building a pod]]. Place [[MechComp|Graviton traps]] all over the hallways. Become the ultimate [[Advanced_Guide_to_ThinkDOS|hackerman]]. Sell [[Guns|guns]] for a price tag of -1 credits.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}, [[Hacking|hack into everything]]
|access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}, [[Hacking|hack into everything]]
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Buy bees and booze. Blow the budget on [[Artifact Research|exotic trinkets]]. Point and stare at the [[Nuclear Operative|tourists]] in the Cargo Bay. Hire [[Staff_Assistant|workers]] and start up your own delivery company.
|description=Buy bees and booze. Blow the budget on [[Artifact Research|exotic trinkets]]. Point and stare at the [[Nuclear Operative|tourists]] in the Cargo Bay. Declare independence from the rest of the station.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]]}}
{{Job
|mugshot=ConstructionWorker64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Construction Worker]]
|description=Convert half the station's flooring into wood and sand tiles. Wish you could convert the other half. Eagerly await your revamp.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|}
|}


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{|{{JobCat|F7E7E7|A78787|F3E3E3|Command/Security Jobs}}
{|{{JobCat|F7E7E7|A78787|F3E3E3|Command/Security Jobs}}
{{Job
|mugshot=SecurityAssistant-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Security Assistant]]
|description=Ticket everything that moves and occasionally things that don't. Accost the [[Chef]] for more doughnuts. Lose them to the [[Clown]].
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Security_(place)|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Maintenance]], [[Access Levels#Firearms Carry Permit|Firearms Carry Permit]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|description=Do your job correctly; beat the utter ''shit'' out of the [[Clown]]. Arouse anger from those you've sworn to protect. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later and get farted on until you quit. Get the respect of a mall cop.
|description=Do your job correctly; beat the utter ''shit'' out of the [[Clown]]. Arouse anger from those you've sworn to protect. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later and get farted on until you quit. Get the respect of a mall cop.
|difficulty=''Underappreciated'' (Hard)
|difficulty=''Underappreciated'' (Hard)
|access=[[Security_(place)|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Research Sector|Research Corridors]], [[Chemistry]],  [[Maintenance]], [[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], [[Cargo Bay]]}}
|access=[[Security_(place)|Security]], Security Equipment, [[Brig]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Research Sector|Research Corridors]], [[Chemistry]],  [[Maintenance]], [[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], [[Cargo Bay]], [[Access Levels#Firearms Carry Permit|Firearms Carry Permit]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Detective]]
|title=[[Detective]]
|description=Shoot at the [[Captain]]. Have your [[Security_Objects#CPA Detective Special|vital gear]] stolen by [[Staff Assistant|someone]]. Have one too many at the [[Bar]]. Monologue the farts of you and your crew. Force journalists and tourists to follow you around.
|description=Shoot at the [[Captain]]. Have your [[Security_Objects#Detective Special Revolver|vital gear]] stolen by [[Staff Assistant|someone]]. Have one too many at the [[Bar]]. Monologue the farts of you and your crew. Force journalists and tourists to follow you around.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Research Sector|Research Corridors]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Research Sector|Research Corridors]], [[Maintenance]], [[Access Levels#Firearms Carry Permit|Firearms Carry Permit]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
|mugshot=NanotrasenSecurityOperative64.png
|mugshot=NanotrasenSecurityOperative64-V2.png‎
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=Nanotrasen Security Operative
|title=[[Nanotrasen Security Operative]]
|description=Arrive to bring order to chaos, find you don't have enough order for all the chaos. Wind up just [[Calling the Escape Shuttle|calling the escape shuttle]] instead, tickle the [[Clown]] with [[Security Objects#Clock 188|your gun]] to pass the time.
|description=Arrive to bring order to chaos, find you don't have enough order for all the chaos. Wind up just [[Calling the Escape Shuttle|calling the escape shuttle]] instead, tickle the [[Clown]] with [[Nanotrasen Security Operative#The Signifer II|your gun]] to pass the time.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Everything (minus [[Head of Security|Head of Security's Office]], [[Armory]])}}
|access=[[Bridge]], [[Security_(place)|Security]], Security Equipment, [[Brig]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Research Sector|Research Corridors]], [[Chemistry]],  [[Maintenance]], [[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], [[Cargo Bay]], [[Access Levels#Firearms Carry Permit|Firearms Carry Permit]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]])}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Head of Personnel]]
|title=[[Head of Personnel]]
|description=Hand off your responsibilities to [[Staff Assistant|anyone]] [[Clown|willing.]] <s>Steal</s> Acquire the captain's energy gun. Demote the [[Captain]] to [[Staff Assistant|Toilet cleaner]]. Disappear immediately and forever.  
|description=Hand off your responsibilities to [[Staff Assistant|anyone]] [[Clown|willing.]] <s>Steal</s> Acquire the captain's energy gun. Disappear immediately and forever.  
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Make your own Captain-level ID}}
|access=Make your own Captain-level ID}}
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Captain]]
|title=[[Captain]]
|description=Shoot your cat. [[AI_Laws|reprogram]] the AI and become Double Captain. [[Sex_and_the_Singularity|Get laid in front of singularities]]. Confiscate all drugs, alcohol, and [[Spacebux|cash]]. Hand off your job to the [[Clown|clown]] as soon as [[Revolutionary|trouble]] arrives. Promote [[Beepsky%27s_House|Beepsky]] to Head of Security. Embezzle all of the payroll money. Make bee-harming illegal.
|description=Shoot your cat. [[AI_Laws|Reprogram]] the AI and become Double Captain. Confiscate all drugs, alcohol, and [[Spacebux|cash]]. Hand off your job to the [[Clown|clown]] as soon as [[Revolutionary|trouble]] arrives. Promote [[Beepsky%27s_House|Beepsky]] to Head of Security. Embezzle all of the payroll money. Make bee-harming illegal.
|difficulty=All-Access Staff Assistant (Medium to Hard)
|difficulty=All-Access Staff Assistant (Medium to Hard)
|access=Everything (minus [[Head of Security|Head of Security's Office|]], [[Armory]])}}
|access=Everything (minus [[Head of Security|Head of Security's Office|]], [[Armory]])}}
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|description=Speak over the radio two minutes in. Get shot by your own team. [[Murder#MPRT-7|Explode]] before setting foot on the station.
|description=Speak over the radio two minutes in. Get shot by your own team. [[Murder#MPRT-7|Explode]] before setting foot on the station.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Maintenance]], unless you're an [[Syndicate_Items#EMAG|infiltrator]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Listening Post]], [[Syndicate Battlecruiser]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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{{Job
{{Job
|mugshot=VampThrall64.png
|mugshot=VampThrallV2-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Vampire#Thralls|Vampire Thrall/Ghoul/Zombie]]
|title=[[Vampire#Thralls|Vampire Thrall/Ghoul/Zombie]]
|description=Moan creepily. Argue with your vampire master over whether you're a ghoul, zombie, or thrall. Get bopped by the [[janitor]] for spreading blood everywhere.   
|description=Moan creepily. Argue with your vampire master over whether you're a ghoul, zombie, or thrall. Get bopped by the [[janitor]] for spreading blood everywhere.   
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=Depends on job}}
{{Job
|mugshot=Conspirator-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Conspirator]]
|description=Get lost on the way to the [[Aviary]]. Attempt to regroup at the [[Bar]], get too drunk to actually do any sinister deeds.
|difficulty=Medium
|access=Depends on job}}
|access=Depends on job}}
|}
|}
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{{Job
{{Job
|mugshot=Wraith64.png
|mugshot=WraithV2-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Wraith]]
|title=[[Wraith]]
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|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Wraith#Poltergeists|Poltergeist]]
|title=[[Wraith#Poltergeists|Poltergeist]]
|description='''Appearance:''' [[Game Modes#Traitor|Traitor]] and [[Game Modes#Mixed (Action)|Mixed (Action)]] modes <br> Write "FART" out in blood in front of the [[Chapel]]. Fill the living's PDAs with cheesy messages. Die (again) after spraying too far from wraith master.
|description='''Appearance:''' [[Game Modes#Traitor|Traitor]] and [[Game Modes#Mixed (Action)|Mixed (Action)]] modes <br> Write "FART" out in blood in front of the [[Chapel]]. Fill the living's PDAs with cheesy messages. Die (again) after straying too far from wraith master.
|difficulty=Ghastly
|difficulty=Ghastly
|access=Float through walls}}
|access=Float through walls}}
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|description=Become the [[Chef|chef's]] assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie.
|description=Become the [[Chef|chef's]] assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie.
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|access=Depends on job, walk under tables, climb into mail chutes}}
|access=Depends on job, clamber over tables, climb into mail chutes}}


{{Job
{{Job
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==Job of the Day==
==Job of the Day==
Every day of week one of these jobs will be available to people who join after the round has started. Note that that [[Mime]] is a weird case, in that they're available every day as a [[Jobs#Gimmick Jobs|gimmick job]], but on Monday, they get a second job slot available from being Job of the Day.
Every day of week one of these jobs will be available to people who join after the round has started. Note that that [[Mime]] is a weird case, in that they're available every day as a [[Jobs#Gimmick Jobs|gimmick job]], but on Monday, they get a second job slot available from being Job of the Day.
'''Note:''' Job titles in italics are alternative job titles, which are sometimes used in replacement of the standard one.


{|{{JobCat|DDBBDD|87A787|DDAADD|Job of the Day}}
{|{{JobCat|DDBBDD|87A787|DDAADD|Job of the Day}}
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|mugshot=Mailman64.png
|mugshot=Mailman64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=Wednesday: <br> [[Mailman]]
|title=Wednesday: <br> [[Mailman]] <Br> (''Head of Deliverying'', ''Head of Mailmanning'')
|description=Go postal. [[Doctoring#Suffocation|Suffocate]] while trying to get to your [[Routing Depot|office]].   
|description=Go postal. [[Doctoring#Suffocation|Suffocate]] while trying to get to your [[Routing Depot|office]].   
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|description=Raid [[Hydroponics|Botany]]; smoke their weed. Raid the [[Kitchen]]; eat their burgers.
|description=Raid [[Hydroponics|Botany]]; smoke their weed. Raid the [[Kitchen]]; eat their burgers.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Security_(place)|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Hydroponics]], [[Kitchen]], [[Bar]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Security_(place)|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Hydroponics]], [[Kitchen]], [[Bar]], [[Maintenance]], [[Access Levels#Firearms Carry Permit|Firearms Carry Permit]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|description=Indulge in rampant corporate scandal. Hire [[Staff_Assistant|random thugs]] as bodyguards. Abuse your fancy cane. Get overthrown by security. Have drinks with the [[Captain]].
|description=Indulge in rampant corporate scandal. Hire [[Staff_Assistant|random thugs]] as bodyguards. Abuse your fancy cane. Get overthrown by security. Have drinks with the [[Captain]].
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Bridge]]}}
|access=[[Bridge]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|mugshot=Musician64.png
|mugshot=Musician64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=Musician
|title=[[Musician]]
|description=Lay down some smooth jams. Have a rap-off with a [[Cyborg#Brobocop|brobocop]]; lose terribly.
|description=Lay down some smooth jams. Have a rap-off with a [[Cyborg#Brobocop|brobocop]]; lose terribly.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|mugshot=Salesman64.png
|mugshot=Salesman64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=Salesman ''(Merchant)''
|title=[[Salesman]] ''(Merchant)''
|description=Start a black market; find no one willing to buy your wares. Get subsequently looted.
|description=Start a black market; find no one willing to buy your wares. Get subsequently looted.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|mugshot=Psych64.png
|mugshot=Psych64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=Psychologist ''(Therapist, Psychotherapist)''
|title=Psychologist ''(Therapist, Psychotherapist, Psychiatrist, Counselor, Life Coach)''
|description=Cover the [[Clown]] in gold star stickers. Prescribe [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|amphetamines]] for every problem. Succumb to madness.
|description=Cover the [[Clown]] in gold star stickers. Prescribe [[Chemicals#Methamphetamine|amphetamines]] for every problem. Succumb to madness.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|description=Get shot by your own team-mates. Slip over your own blood, lose your rifle to an [[Staff Assistant|Assistant]]. [[Syndicate Items#Microbomb Implant|Explode]].
|description=Get shot by your own team-mates. Slip over your own blood, lose your rifle to an [[Staff Assistant|Assistant]]. [[Syndicate Items#Microbomb Implant|Explode]].
|difficulty=Turkey Shoot to Cannon Fodder
|difficulty=Turkey Shoot to Cannon Fodder
|access=Everything (minus [[Security_(place)#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Armory]])}}
|access=Everything (plus [[Listening Post]] and [[Syndicate Battlecruiser]], but minus [[Security_(place)#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Armory]])}}


{{Job
{{Job
|mugshot=NTSOOperative64.png
|mugshot=NanotrasenSpecialOperativeV2-64x64.png  
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=NT-SO Special Operative
|title=Nanotrasen Special Operative
|description=Fire you gun incessantly just to hear it pew-pew. Lose your laser assault rifle to a [[Clown]]. Defeat an ancient eldritch monster from the stars, only to die of suffocation.  
|description=Fire you gun incessantly just to hear it pew-pew. Lose your laser assault rifle to a [[Clown]]. Defeat an ancient eldritch monster from the stars, only to die of suffocation.  
|difficulty=''Contra'' to ''X-COM''
|difficulty=''Contra'' to ''X-COM''
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|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=None}}  
|access=None}}  
{{Job
|mugshot=Devil-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=Devil
|description=Teach crew members the forbidden art of jugglemancy through [[Syndicate Items#Faustian Bargain Kit|Faustian contracts]]. Attempt to politely turn down those asking for other pacts. Try to remind angry customers you're not an [[Antagonist]]. 
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]], [[Chapel|Chapel Office]], [[Morgue]], [[Chapel|Crematorium]]}}
{{Job
|mugshot=DiscountSuperhero-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=Discount Superhero
|description=Deflect questions about your costumes by showing off your [[Guide to Genetics#Regeneration|super healing]] or resistance to [[Guide to Genetics#Fire Resistance|fire]]/[[Guide to Genetics#Cold Resistance|cold]]/[[Guide to Genetics#Radiation Resistance|radiation]]/[[Guide to Genetics#Anaerobic Metabolism|hard vacuum]]. Shoot [[Guide to Genetics#Optic Energizer|stun lasers]]/[[Guide to Genetics#Cryokinesis|ice beams]]/[[Guide to Genetics#Vestigial Ballistics|your limbs]] at monkeys. Bite off more than you chew and narrowly escape only due to your [[Guide to Genetics#Adrenaline Rush|adrenaline-induced super speed]]. Wonder why you took [[Traits#Security Training|your training]]. 
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Security_(place)|Security]], Security Equipment, [[Brig]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Research Sector|Research Corridors]], [[Chemistry]],  [[Maintenance]], [[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], [[Cargo Bay]], [[Access Levels#Firearms Carry Permit|Firearms Carry Permit]], [[Access Levels#Handling of Contraband Permit|Handling of Contraband Permit]]}}
|}
|}


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{|{{JobCat|F7F7F7|A7A7A7|F3F3F3|Discontinued Jobs}}
{|{{JobCat|F7F7F7|A7A7A7|F3F3F3|Discontinued Jobs}}
{{Job
|mugshot=ResearchAssistant-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Research Assistant]]
|description=Stole everything not nailed down in [[Research Sector]]. Flooded the chemical labs with poisonous gas.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chemistry]], [[Research Sector]]}}


{{Job
{{Job
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|mugshot=Jobspy.png
|mugshot=Jobspy.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Spy]]
|title=[[Spy (discontinued game mode)|Spy]]
|description=Tried to fix what was wrong with [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]]. Turned the station into Thunderdome anyway.
|description=Tried to fix what was wrong with [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]]. Turned the station into Thunderdome anyway.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
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{{Job
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobspy.png
|mugshot=TheWelder-64x64.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[The Welder]]
|description=Stabbed people. Horrified coders.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=None (Use ''Open nearby doors'', ghost through via ''Welder Ghost'')}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=ConstructionWorker64.png
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=Devil
|title=[[Construction Worker]]
|description=Meant to teach the crew the forbidden art of jugglemancy for Spooktober. Mostly beat up people with their [[Syndicate Items#Faustian Bargain Kit|demonic pens and briefcase]] despite not being an [[Antagonist]].
|description=Converted half of the station's flooring into wood and sand tiles. Wished they could convert the other half. Sent back to the drafting boards.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]], [[Chapel|Chapel Office]], [[Morgue]], [[Chapel|Crematorium]]}}  
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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Revision as of 06:43, 4 April 2021

This is a list of every possible job to choose.

Please note!

While the job descriptions do reflect some actual truths or common behaviors/occurances, they are mainly jokes and are not the actual job description. They should not be taken as actual instructions or advice. Please don't randomly fight people as a staff assistant or build traps as a mechanic. Unless you're an antagonist of course.

In addition, if you're on the Goon Roleplay servers (Goonstation Roleplay 3: Morty and Goonstation Roleplay 4: Sylvester), you're expected to respect your job's boundaries and do your associated job duties. Mind you, you aren't expected to do them perfectly or know everything there is to them, just put a good ol' college effort. You're not gonna, say, get banned for not knowing how reattach a limb as a doctor. See RP Rules in general and Rules #5 & #6 in particular for more details/explanations.

The Goonstation Classic servers (Goonstation Classic 1: Heisenbee and Goonstation Classic 2: Bombini) are not subject to these restrictions, and you are thus allowed to do things not normally associated with your job, like repairing walls as a Chaplain or doing surgery as a Mechanic. Naturally, you aren't expected be perfect either, and most people there are perfectly okay with that. However, things still get iffy and complicated if you want to perform duties normally done by Security Officers, like hunt down antags; when in doubt, adminhelp (Hotkey: F1) for clarification. And, of course, the Rules still apply.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes rarely. On the latejoin "Select a Job" and Job Preferences menus, these jobs are colored light blue, with the exception of Clown, which gets a gaudy hot pink.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Ass64.png Staff Assistant Produce mass quantities of bath salts in maint, be a nuisance, and ruin everything. Save the station when the nukies arrive. Scavenge the station for weapons and gear weed and pills. Be the first one to die. Easy Maintenance
Chef64.png Chef Accidentally get tomato-flooded by Botany. Deep-fry everything. Make non-Euclidean sandwiches. Place pies inside pies that contain pies. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Steal corpses for funerals. Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. Hand out bibles to monkeys. Become the Buddhist-Jewish-Christian-Muslim-Hindu-Atheist-Satanist prophet the station needs. Easy Chapel, Morgue
Jobbar.png Bartender Get drunk; shoot your sweet gun at your bar patrons. Get subsequently looted by a mob Beepsky while dealing with an angry staff assistant. Become a victim of Russian Roulette two minutes into the round. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Completely ignore the chef's requests; start a grow-op. Click your best plant yourself with a chainsaw. Petition the Captain to legalize marijuana. Easy to Medium Hydroponics, Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors; whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. Clean up crime scenes before Security has a chance to investigate. Easy to Medium Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance
Cowrancher64.png Rancher Yell "yeehaw!" and slide over railings in style. Complain how only your chickens understand you. Start a small army of raptors to attack those who cross you on the dusty trail. Easy to Medium Ranch, Hydroponics, Maintenance
Jobclown.png Clown Trip on your own shoes; regret your existence immediately. Save the station when nobody expects it. Get beaten for your efforts. Bully cluwnes to compensate for your terrible job. Consider going back to law school. H o n k ! Maintenance


Engineering Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support. On the latejoin "Select a Job" and Job Preferences menus, these jobs are colored orange yellow.

Engineering Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobelec.png Mechanic Ask nicely to scan the captain's energy gun, then run off with it. Suffocate while building a pod. Place Graviton traps all over the hallways. Become the ultimate hackerman. Sell guns for a price tag of -1 credits. Medium Electronics, Maintenance, hack into everything
Jobeng.png Engineer Realize you have no idea how to start the engine, then use up all the plasma immediately and die in an explosion. Assault people who take insulated gloves. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance, hack into everything
MinerNewPick64.png Miner Become a blind Swedish Elvis after a mishap with radioactive ore. Lose your butt in an explosion, use it to make a custom pick. Run out of air. Medium Mining Department, Mining Outpost, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Buy bees and booze. Blow the budget on exotic trinkets. Point and stare at the tourists in the Cargo Bay. Declare independence from the rest of the station. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance


Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment. On the latejoin "Select a Job" and Job Preferences menus, these jobs are colored blue-purple/purple-blue.

Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Med64.png Medical Doctor Never heal anyone; whine when people take medkits. Practice brain surgery on yourself. Harvest monkey organs for cash. Join the round 30 minutes late just to find out you're the only doctor. Discover that Medbay has been looted and bombed. Perform a heart transplant while drunk and high. Focus all medical efforts on the Bar. Medium Medbay, Morgue, Pathology, Maintenance
Gen64.png Geneticist Make volunteers Skeleton Swedish Elvis. Fight a losing battle against lab monkeys sentient lab monkeys. Ignore animal experimentation laws. Fail to create a bee-human hybrid. Commit crimes against humanity. Easy-Medium Medbay, Morgue, Pathology, Genetics, Maintenance
Rob64.png Roboticist Steal all the butts for buttbots. Demand skulls for the skull throne. Give a botanist chainsaw arms. Get murdered by the Cyborgs you built. Build yourself a wife, leave her on the station when the escape shuttle arrives. Medium Medbay, Morgue, Pathology, Robotics, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore the Artifact Lab; synthesize nerve agents and drugs without a gas mask. Steal the AI using Telescience. Heat the burn mix canister, burn to death in a massive fire. Test dangerous concoctions on monkeys. Gain the undying loyalty of staff assistants with triple meth. Attract the love and hate of everyone. Attempt to combine every drug into one pill. Medium-Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab


Command/Security Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive. On the latejoin "Select a Job" and Job Preferences menus, Security jobs are colored red, with the exception of the Nanotrasen Security Operative, which is blue, while Command ones are green.

Command/Security Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
SecurityAssistant-64x64.png Security Assistant Ticket everything that moves and occasionally things that don't. Accost the Chef for more doughnuts. Lose them to the Clown. Medium Security, Brig, Maintenance, Firearms Carry Permit, Handling of Contraband Permit
Sec64.gif Security Officer Do your job correctly; beat the utter shit out of the Clown. Arouse anger from those you've sworn to protect. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later and get farted on until you quit. Get the respect of a mall cop. Underappreciated (Hard) Security, Security Equipment, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors, Chemistry, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Cargo Bay, Firearms Carry Permit, Handling of Contraband Permit
Jobdet.png Detective Shoot at the Captain. Have your vital gear stolen by someone. Have one too many at the Bar. Monologue the farts of you and your crew. Force journalists and tourists to follow you around. Easy to Hard Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors, Maintenance, Firearms Carry Permit, Handling of Contraband Permit
NanotrasenSecurityOperative64-V2.png Nanotrasen Security Operative Arrive to bring order to chaos, find you don't have enough order for all the chaos. Wind up just calling the escape shuttle instead, tickle the Clown with your gun to pass the time. Medium to Hard Bridge, Security, Security Equipment, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors, Chemistry, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Cargo Bay, Firearms Carry Permit, Handling of Contraband Permit)
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Make the station hotter than the surface of the Sun; make hella bank. Suffocate in areas you're too lazy to repair. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Mining Department, Mining Outpost, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance
MedicalDirector.png Medical Director Get less respect than a cardboard box. Anesthetize patients with your gun. Donate Sell all your blood. Assign all your doctors to the gym. Medium Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Morgue, Pathology, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance
Jobhor.png Research Director Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Make the Guardbuddies arrest everyone. Delete the network. Drug everyone so none may question your authority. Explode into spiders. Medium to Hard Research, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance
CommunicationsOfficer64.png Communications Officer
(Manta only)
Play farty music over the radio. Establish yourself as a talk show host, find no one to talk to. Get blown up when someone bombs your office to take out the comms tower. Easy Medbay, Robotics, Genetics, Research Sector, Chemistry, Plasma Research, Bridge, Computer Core, Bar, Kitchen, Hydroponics, Cargo Bay, Security, EVA, Maintenance
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Stomp your hat. Put an end to any and all fun. Nightmarish Make your own Captain-level ID (plus Head of Security's Office, Armory)
HoP64.png Head of Personnel Hand off your responsibilities to anyone willing. Steal Acquire the captain's energy gun. Disappear immediately and forever. Medium to Hard Make your own Captain-level ID
Capn2x.png Captain Shoot your cat. Reprogram the AI and become Double Captain. Confiscate all drugs, alcohol, and cash. Hand off your job to the clown as soon as trouble arrives. Promote Beepsky to Head of Security. Embezzle all of the payroll money. Make bee-harming illegal. All-Access Staff Assistant (Medium to Hard) Everything (minus Head of Security's Office|, Armory)


Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Some antags are so bad, they have their own game modes.

Antagonist Roles With a Mode of Their Own
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Be the villain the station deserves. Medium to Hard Depends on job
NewNukeOp64.png Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in. Get shot by your own team. Explode before setting foot on the station. Hard Maintenance, Listening Post, Syndicate Battlecruiser
Wizard64.png Wizard Run around trying to kill everyone; get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Try to eat the chef's monkeys. Go loud, then get shoved in the gibber while on fire. Easy to Hard Depends on job, pry doors open (shambler)
BlobOvermind64.png Blob Expand, destroy everything, absorb the crew. Attract plasma fires and pod lasers like a magnet. All-consuming Irrelevant
GangLeader64.png Gang Leader Spawn your closet outside Security. Create a drug cartel. Get beat with a mop for spray painting the AI. Nightmarish Depends on job
GangMember64.png Gangster Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas. Medium Depends on job
Jobrev.png Revolutionary Head Inspire the people. Overthrow the heads of staff. Get your expensive revflash knocked out of your hand. Easy to Hard Depends on job
Jobspy.png Revolutionary Greytide to your heart's content. Attempt to bring the spirit of Che Guevera to the station, channel Maximilien Robespierre instead. Easy to Hard Depends on job
Jobspythief2.png Spy Thief Attempt to claim your bounty in the Bridge, only to find the captain waiting there with a gun. Easy to Hard Depends on job
Dracula.png Vampire Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!! Easy to Hard Depends on job
VampThrallV2-64x64.png Vampire Thrall/Ghoul/Zombie Moan creepily. Argue with your vampire master over whether you're a ghoul, zombie, or thrall. Get bopped by the janitor for spreading blood everywhere. Easy to Hard Depends on job
Conspirator-64x64.png Conspirator Get lost on the way to the Aviary. Attempt to regroup at the Bar, get too drunk to actually do any sinister deeds. Medium Depends on job


Some antagonists don't have their own modes and thus less common. Others only appear under certain circumstances.

Antagonist Roles Without Their Own Mode
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Werewolf64 2.png Werewolf Appearance: Mixed (Action) mode
Run around with a top hat. Howl at the ice moon.
Hard Pry doors open
WraithV2-64x64.png Wraith Appearance: Traitor and Mixed (Action) modes
Spook the crew's guts out. Get shot in the face when you manifest to gloat. Repeat once.
Salty Irrelevant
Poltergeist64.png Poltergeist Appearance: Traitor and Mixed (Action) modes
Write "FART" out in blood in front of the Chapel. Fill the living's PDAs with cheesy messages. Die (again) after straying too far from wraith master.
Ghastly Float through walls
Wrestler64.png Wrestler Appearance: Mixed (Action) mode
Wrestle everybody and everything. Who needs that belt anyway?
Medium Depends on job
Predator64.png Predator Appearance: Random event
Hunt the crew for trophies. Get murdered by cyborgs in ten minutes or less.
Hard Pry doors open
Grinch.png Grinch Appearance: Christmas season
Destroy all the garland. Have your poisoned donuts forcefed to you.
Mean Depends on job
KRAMPUS64.png Krampus Appearance: Christmas season, special spawn
Squirm. Scream. Block doors. Get stuck in space.
Naughty None


Special Roles

Special roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
{{{imgwidth}}}px AI Open doors. Get bored. Retract airbridges. Purge all the nonhumans. Psychologically devastating Everything
BJobcyborg2.gif Cyborg Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape. Run out of power. Medium Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Become the chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie. Nightmarish Depends on job, clamber over tables, climb into mail chutes
Cluwne2x.png Cluwne THE RINGMASTER DOESN'T RUN THE CIRCUS... HONK!!!! KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS TO LIVE HONK HONK!!! Whatever ID you used to have, assuming no enterprising thieves steal it
GhostNew64V2.png Ghost Whine in deadchat. Desperately try to make Robotics and Genetics remember your corpse. Show off your haircut. Give advice to the local poltergeist. Spooky Irrelevant
Drone64x64.png Ghost Drone Repair stuff. Get a shit hat put on you by some shadow. Attempt to take it off. Fail. Suicide out of misery. Easy Engineer, squeeze through doors
RoachNew64.png Critter Drink beer. Eat food. Steal crayons. Get squished. Easy Depends on the critter.
Santa64.png Santa Claus Flood the station with presents and snacks. Spread the magic of Christmas/Spacemas wherever you go. Jolly Everything (minus Head of Security's Office, Armory)


Job of the Day

Every day of week one of these jobs will be available to people who join after the round has started. Note that that Mime is a weird case, in that they're available every day as a gimmick job, but on Monday, they get a second job slot available from being Job of the Day.

Note: Job titles in italics are alternative job titles, which are sometimes used in replacement of the standard one.


Job of the Day
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Mime64.png Monday:
Mime
Raid the Chapel for the alternate mime outfit. Ponder your job's status as both a Job of the Day and regular gimmick job available every day with the other mime. Get your hat AND mask stolen in the process. . . . Maintenance
Barber64.png Tuesday:
Barber
Give a bald man an afro with barber magic. Dye it pink. Cut it off and wear it. Repeat. Frustrating Maintenance
Mailman64.png Wednesday:
Mailman
(Head of Deliverying, Head of Mailmanning)
Go postal. Suffocate while trying to get to your office. Easy Maintenance, Bridge, EVA, AI Upload, Cargo Bay, Where mail can be delivered!
Lawyer64.png Thursday:
Lawyer
Have your suitcase stolen; represent the thief in court. Easy Security, Brig, Maintenance
Tourist64.png Friday:
Tourist
Run around taking photos of the floor. Space yourself within minutes. Easy None
ViceOfficer64.png Saturday:
Vice Officer
Raid Botany; smoke their weed. Raid the Kitchen; eat their burgers. Medium Security, Brig, Hydroponics, Kitchen, Bar, Maintenance, Firearms Carry Permit, Handling of Contraband Permit
Boxer64.png Sunday:
Boxer
Punch the Captain in the face. Turn up naked in the Brig. Easy Maintenance


Gimmick Jobs

All these jobs are exclusively available to those who join a round after it starts, though slots are still limited, of course. They don't have very much of a job, leaving them to get into whatever antics they wish. On the latejoin "Select a Job" menu, they appear under the "Special Jobs" header. (Try not to read too much into that), usually in cyan, alongside a slot for Mime and Radio Host.

Note: Job titles in italics are alternative job titles, which are sometimes used in replacement of the standard one.

Slots for the these particular jobs always appear every round.

Gimmick Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
RadioHost64.png Radio Show Host (Talk Show Host) Host a radio show to keep the crew entertained. Be ignored. Play fart music out of boredom. Easy Maintenance
Mime64.png Mime Have your hat AND mask stolen by the Clown. Attempt to explain how your vow of silence is not a vow at all in screams and farts. Get shot in the face while typing your custom emote. . . . Maintenance

The game also has slots for a random selection of the following jobs.

Randomly-Appearing Gimmick Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
VIP65.png VIP (Senator, President, CEO, Board Member, Mayor, Vice-President, Governor) Indulge in rampant corporate scandal. Hire random thugs as bodyguards. Abuse your fancy cane. Get overthrown by security. Have drinks with the Captain. Medium Bridge, Handling of Contraband Permit
Pharmacist64.png Pharmacist Synthesize "safe" and "effective" medication. Sell them to clueless assistants. Create Strange Reagent all day, every day. Easy Research Corridors, Chemistry, Medbay, Morgue, Tech Storage, Maintenance
UnionRep64.png Union Rep Demand equal rights for staff assistants. Get arrested for inciting a mob. Medium None
Diplomat64.gif Diplomat (Ambassador) Try to establish peaceful relations between humans and skeletons as murderous skeletons roam the station. Medium None
Musician64.png Musician Lay down some smooth jams. Have a rap-off with a brobocop; lose terribly. Easy None
Salesman64.png Salesman (Merchant) Start a black market; find no one willing to buy your wares. Get subsequently looted. Easy None
Journalist65.png Journalist Pursue the next big scoop. Ask the saber-wielding traitor if he has time for some questions. Tip your hat; explode. Easy None
Coach64.png Coach Blow your whistle at people. Try playing dodgeball using wrenches. FEEL THE BURN. Easy None
SousChef64.png Sous Chef Criticize the chef's cooking skills. Get hit over the head with a rolling pin. Easy Kitchen
Waiter64.png Waiter Relay your customer's orders to the kitchen; receive nothing but silence. Slip on a pool of vomit. Easy Kitchen, Bar
Apiculturist.png Apiculturist (Apiarist) Bees. Bees everywhere. Easy Hydroponics, Maintenance
Psych64.png Psychologist (Therapist, Psychotherapist, Psychiatrist, Counselor, Life Coach) Cover the Clown in gold star stickers. Prescribe amphetamines for every problem. Succumb to madness. Easy Medbay, Morgue, Pathology, Maintenance
TestSubject64.png Test Subject Hide under tables. Insult people who can't understand you. Infuriate the entire station. Hard None, walk under tables, climb into mail chutes
RegionalDirector64.png Regional Director Pretend that you're important; get your all-access ID looted immediately. Medium Everything (minus Head of Security's Office, Armory)
Inspector64.png Inspector Criticize everyone at every possible opportunity. Get toolboxed by ungrateful crew members. Medium Medbay, Robotics, Genetics, Research Sector, Chemistry, Plasma Research, Bridge, Computer Core, Bar, Kitchen, Hydroponics, Cargo Bay, Security, EVA, Maintenance
HollywoodActor64.png Hollywood Actor Attempt to channel your inner Rambo in the face of danger. Fail horribly. Easy None

Admin Intervention

This is stuff that's either still in development, more or less abandoned for the time being, niche, or is entirely too ridiculous to be a regular feature.

Gimmick Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Hard-ModeTraitor64.png Hard-mode Traitor Look up to the big boys; cry yourself to sleep because you don't get any of their fancy toys. Medium to Hard Depends on job
Omnitraitor64.png Omnitraitor Spit acid, cast fireballs, summon bats, hit people with your sword - all at the same time! Trivial Pry doors open, walk through walls
Zombie64.png Zombie Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob. Apocalyptic Depends on job
Featherdrone-flockmind.gif Flockmind Shout indecipherable nonsense at the AI. Get completely ignored. Boss around your drones. Get completely ignored. Work in Progress Irrelevant
MachoMan64.png Macho Man MACHO MADNESS, SKYYYY'S THE LIMIT! GUARANTEED VICTORY YEAH
SyndicateSpecialOperativeV2-64.png Syndicate Special Operative Get shot by your own team-mates. Slip over your own blood, lose your rifle to an Assistant. Explode. Turkey Shoot to Cannon Fodder Everything (plus Listening Post and Syndicate Battlecruiser, but minus Head of Security's Office, Armory)
NanotrasenSpecialOperativeV2-64x64.png Nanotrasen Special Operative Fire you gun incessantly just to hear it pew-pew. Lose your laser assault rifle to a Clown. Defeat an ancient eldritch monster from the stars, only to die of suffocation. Contra to X-COM Everything (minus Head of Security's Office, Armory)
BATTLER64.png Battler Spend your syndie donks on Space damage. Get attacked while waiting for the lootbox opening animation to finish. Escape, only to die to a BATTLE STORM. April Fool Everything (minus Head of Security's Office, Armory)


Spooktober Jobs

These jobs appear during October and sometimes the days preceding it. They're accessible exclusively for people who join after the round's started. They all have a distinct orange hue in the Select a Job menu.

Spooktober Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
BlueClown64.png Blue Clown Conspire with the non-blue Clown to prank the entire Security department. Get your mask and shoes stolen by the Head of Security, end up using the other clown's spare set. Regret your existence. H o n k ! Maintenance
CandySalesman64.png Candy Salesman Eat all your candy, wind up in diabetic coma. Wake up to find your purple top hat stolen. Attempt to buy magic beans from the Wizard, get exploded by a quark-gluon plasma golem instead. Easy None
PumpkinHead64.png Pumpkin Head Try to crackle like a supervillian over the radio despite your constricted larynx. Get ignored. Lose yourself in a THC-coma after barging into Hydroponics to raise a pumpkin army to enact your revenge. Easy Maintenance
WannaBEE64.png WannaBEE Vomit bees everywhere you go. Dye your hair different colors to get a rainbow of bees. Accidentally punch one of them, die in a flurry of stings. Buzz buzz! Hydroponics, Maintenance
DiscountDracula64V2.png Discount Dracula Throw wine glasses at people. Get accused of being a vampire, escape to maintenance to hide with cloak of darkness. Get bitten by an actual Vampire who mistakes you for a fellow bloodsucker. Easy Maintenance
DiscountWerewolf64.png Discount Werewolf Try to explain you're not actually a werewolf as paranoid botanists pelt you with wolfsbane. Accidentally befriend the real deal. Easy Maintenance
DiscountMummy64.png Discount Mummy Build yourself a "tomb" in the Chapel. Moan about "returning the slab". Cut yourself up with scissors so medbay can cover you with more bandages. Easy Maintenance
HotDog64.png Hot Dog Embark on an epic quest to become the hottest dog. Pester the Chef and Cargo for more condiments. Get eaten by a changeling. Easy Maintenance
DiscountGodzilla64.png Discount Godzilla Team up with fellow reptiles to produce your own Godzilla movie. Wind up making a snuff film after the shooting location gets firebombed. Easy Maintenance
DiscountMachoMan64.png Discount Macho Man Endlessly quote Randy Savage. Challenge someone to go to the Gym and fight you in the ring, get ignored. Get beaten by a monkey. Easy Maintenance
Ghost64.png Ghost Get your bedsheet stolen by the Ghost Buster, end up chasing them through the station naked. Attempt to spook the crew by hiding in the hallways with your chameleon cloak, get shot in the face instead. Spot something peculiar through your ghost goggles... Easy N/A (Start with no ID)
GhostBuster64V2.png Ghost Buster Get arrested by Beepsky because you don't have a license for your ectoplasmic disintegrator, have it stolen by a Staff Assistant when you're down. Get chased by the Ghost. Discover a Wraith through your goggles, get beaten by a possessed fire-extinguisher before you can do anything. Easy Maintenance
Angel64.png Angel Attempt to convince the Chaplain to curb on the blood sacrifices. Save a person from critical condition by using your healing touch, enter crit yourself when it backfires. See them enter crit anyways and succumb. Easy Chapel, Chapel Office, Morgue, Crematorium
CostumeVendor64.png Costume Vendor Hawk your oddly-colored costumes to the crew. Put on the abomination costume during a shuttle ride, get thrown out the airlock while an actual changeling enters shambler mode. Easy None
Devil-64x64.png Devil Teach crew members the forbidden art of jugglemancy through Faustian contracts. Attempt to politely turn down those asking for other pacts. Try to remind angry customers you're not an Antagonist. Easy Chapel, Chapel Office, Morgue, Crematorium
DiscountSuperhero-64x64.png Discount Superhero Deflect questions about your costumes by showing off your super healing or resistance to fire/cold/radiation/hard vacuum. Shoot stun lasers/ice beams/your limbs at monkeys. Bite off more than you chew and narrowly escape only due to your adrenaline-induced super speed. Wonder why you took your training. Easy Security, Security Equipment, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors, Chemistry, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Cargo Bay, Firearms Carry Permit, Handling of Contraband Permit

Discontinued Jobs

Jobs that are no longer available to players. Most of these still exist in the code and could be re-enabled by an Admin with varying amount of effort.

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
ResearchAssistant-64x64.png Research Assistant Stole everything not nailed down in Research Sector. Flooded the chemical labs with poisonous gas. Easy Chemistry, Research Sector
EliteSecurity64.png Elite Security Gave players more power to punish each other; re-enacted the Stanford Prison Experiment immediately. Broke every article of the Geneva convention. Hard Everything
Chemist64.png Chemist Blew up the station with nothing but potato chips and water. Drove admins to drink. Easy to Hard Chemistry, Research Sector
Techassistant.png Technical Assistant Stole everything not nailed down in Engineering. Screwed up the Singularity three minutes in without fail. Easy Tech Storage, Maintenance
Medicalassistant.png Medical Assistant Stole everything not nailed down in Medbay. Demanded superpowers. Whined to admins when turned into a monkey. Easy Medbay, Maintenance
AtmosphericTechnician64.png Atmospheric Technician Gassed the crew. Started more fires than they were supposed to stop. Lost relevance after atmospherics was significantly streamlined and revamped. Easy EVA, Maintenance
Jobspy.png Spy Tried to fix what was wrong with Rev. Turned the station into Thunderdome anyway. Hard Depended on job
Intruder64.png Intruder Attempted to re-enact the The Colour Out of Space. Discontinued by higher inscrutable powers before it could even land. Eldritch Float through walls
Martian64.png Martian Harvested the station crew for meat and turned them into fellow spaghetti monsters. Abandoned due to spaghetti code. Squishy None
HeadSurgeon64.png Head Surgeon Played wannabe Medical Director. Frequently oscillated from available to... not, several times, before settling on not available. Medium to Hard Bridge, Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Morgue, Pathology, Maintenance
TheWelder-64x64.png The Welder Stabbed people. Horrified coders. Easy None (Use Open nearby doors, ghost through via Welder Ghost)
ConstructionWorker64.png Construction Worker Converted half of the station's flooring into wood and sand tiles. Wished they could convert the other half. Sent back to the drafting boards. Easy Engineering, Maintenance

Jobs on Space Station 13
Command &
Security
Captain · Head of Security · Head of Personnel · Chief Engineer · Research Director · Medical Director · Security Officer · Detective · Security Assistant · Nanotrasen Security Consultant
Medical &
Research
Geneticist · Roboticist · Scientist · Medical Doctor
Engineering Quartermaster · Miner · Engineer
Civilian Chef · Bartender · Botanist · Rancher · Janitor · Chaplain · Staff Assistant · Radio Host · Clown · Gimmick jobs
Jobs of the Day Dungeoneer · Barber · Mail Courier · Lawyer · Tourist · Musician · Boxer
Antagonist Roles With own mode Arcfiend · Blob · Changeling · Gang Member · Flockmind · Nuclear Operative · Spy Thief · Traitor · Revolutionary · Vampire · Wizard
Others Grinch · Hunter · Krampus · Werewolf · Wraith · Wrestler · Zombie · Gimmick antagonist roles
Special Roles Artificial Intelligence · Battler · Cluwne · Critter · Cyborg · Ghost · Ghostdrone · Monkey · Santa Claus