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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the [[Chef|chef]] to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

==Snacks==
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Available from!!class="unsortable" | Info
|-
|[[File:donut.png]]||Donut||Vendor, kitchen||Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>
|- id="Potato Chips"
|[[File:chips.png]]||Chips||Vendor||
|- id="Candy Bar"
|[[File:candy.png]]||Candy||Vendor||
|-
|[[File:Fries.png]]||Fries||Vendor, kitchen||
|-
|[[File:FoodPopcorn.png]]||Popcorn||Kitchen||
|-
|[[File:Chips-onion.png]]||Onion chips||Kitchen||
|-
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]]||Nougat bar||Kitchen||
|-
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]]||Granola bar||Kitchen||
|-
|[[Image:CookieTin.png]]||Cookie tin||Kitchen||Contains 7x [[#Sugar Cookie|butter cookies]]
|-
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]]||Hetz' Cup||Kitchen||
|-
|[[Image:CandyApple.png]]||Candy apple||Kitchen||
|-
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]]||Candy cane||Kitchen||
|-
|[[Image:Yoghurt.png]]||Yoghurt||Kitchen||Requires spoon.
|-
|[[Image:Pickle.png]]||Pickle||Kitchen||
|- id="Swedish Fisk"
|[[Image:SwedishFiskBag.png]] [[Image:SwedishFisk.png]]||Swedish Fisk||[[Kitchen]]||Contains [[Chemistry#Swedium|swedium]].
|- id="Extravagant Chocolate Gateau"
|[[Image:ExtravagantChocolateGateau.png]]||Extravagant Chocolate Gateau||Kitchen||
|- id="Fortune Cookie"
|[[Image:FortuneCookie.png]]||Fortune Cookie|| [[Quartermaster#Golden Gannets Delivery|Quartermaster]] || A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it. 
|- id="Chinese Takeout Carton"
|[[Image:ChineseTakeoutCarton.png]]||Chinese takeout carton|| [[Quartermaster#Golden Gannets Delivery|Quartermaster]] || A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".
|- id="Candy Heart"
|[[Image:CandyHeartO.png]] || Candy heart || [[Quartermaster#Candy Crate|Quartermaster]] || Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 4-5 in every box!
|- id="Descuento Danito's Burritos"
|[[File:FoodBurrito.png]]||Descuento Danito's Burritos||Snacks Vendor||Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. 
|- id="Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles"
|[[File:FoodDanNoddles.png]]||Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles||Snacks Vendor||Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
|- id="Hungry Dan's TV Dinner"
|[[File:DiscountDanTVDinner.png]]||Hungry Dan's TV Dinners||Snacks Vendor||Yum. Also equipped with a heater.
|- id="Lollipop"
|[[Image:Lollipop.png]]||Lollipop||Medbay||A healthy snack containing a small amount of [[Doctoring#Drugs|medicine]], such as charcoal or saline.
|- id="Caramel Creme"
|[[Image:CaramelCreme.png]]||Goatze's Caramel Creme||Goodybags|| Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)
|- id="Candy Corn"
|[[Image:CandyCorn.png]]||Candy corn||Goodybags|| Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and [[Chemistry#Partially Hydrogenated Space-Soybean Oil|bad oil]] to rub it in.
|- id="Peach Ring"
|[[Image:PeachRing.png]]||Peach ring||Goodybags, [[Trench]]||Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.
|- id="-1 Bar"
|[[Image:NegativeBar.png]]||-1 Bar||[[Cyborg#Brobocop|Food synthesizers]]||
|- id="Yellow Cake"
|[[Image:Yellowcake.png]]||Yellow cake||[[Research Wing|RD Office]]||Contains [[Chemistry#Uranium|uranium]]. Safe and delicious!
|- id="Pope Crunch"
|[[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||Pope Crunch||Crew quarters||Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
|- id="Roach Puffs"
|[[Image:RoachPuffs.png]]||Roach Puffs||[[Kitchen#Oshan|Oshan Kitchen]] [[Maintenance|maint]]|| Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...
|- id="Shredded Syndies"
|[[Image:SyndicateShreddies.png]]||Shredded Syndies||[[Listening Post#Oshan|Ocean Listening Post]]|| Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with [[Chemistry#Atropine|atropine]] & [[Chemistry#Space Drugs|space drugs]].
|-
|[[File:foodapple.png]]||Apple||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:foodbanana.png]]||Banana||Hydroponics||Peel it first!
|-
|[[File:foodorange.png]]||Orange||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:foodlemon.png]]||Lemon||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:foodlime.png]]||Lime||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[Image:Strawberry.png]]||Strawberry||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:FoodAvocado.png]]||Avocado||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:foodgrape.png]]||Grapes||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:foodmelonslice.png]]||Melon slice||Hydroponics||Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
|-
|[[File:FoodHoney.png]]||Honey||Hydroponics||Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
|-
|[[File:foodcarrot.png]]||Carrot||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[File:foodslurry.png]]||Slurryfruit||Hydroponics||Poisonous!
|-
|[[Image:FoodEggplant.png]]||Eggplant||Hydroponics||
|-
|[[Image:FoodCoconutMeat.png]]||Coconut meat||Hydroponics|| Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup.
|-
|[[Image:FoodPineappleRing.png]]||Pineapple slice||Hydroponics|| No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.
|-
|[[File:BambooShoot.png]]||Bamboo shoot||Hydroponics|| Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.
|- id="?????"
|[[File:foodyuck.png]]||?????||Incompetent chef|| Contains [[Chemistry#???|???? (reagent)]]. The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
|- id="Smoldering Mess"
|[[File:foodburnt.png]]||Smoldering Mess||Incompetent chef||Also contains ????. The result of overcooking or -frying something.
|}

==Drinks==
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Type!!Available from!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="Booze-O-Mat"
|[[Image:AlcoholVendingMachine.png]]||Booze-O-Mat||N/A||Bar||Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
|- id="Space Beer"
|[[File:BeerKeg.png]] [[File:SpaceBeerNew.png]]||Space beer||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Fancy Beer"
|[[Image:BeerBox.png]] [[Image:HoboBeer.png]]||Fancy beer||Alcohol||Bar||Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
|- id="Cider"
|[[File:DrinkCider.png]]||Cider||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Mead"
|[[File:DrinkMead.png]]||Mead||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Wine"
|[[File:DrinkWine.png]]||Wine||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Hobo Wine"
|[[Image:HoboWine2.png]]||Hobo wine||Alcohol||???||Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
|- id="Vodka"
|[[File:Vodka.png]]||Vodka||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Gin"
|[[Image:GinBottle.png]]||Gin||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Tequila"
|[[Image:Tequila.png]]||Tequila||Alcohol||Bar||
|- id="Champagne"
|[[Image:Champagne.png]]||Champagne||Alcohol||Bar||Hit [[Space Pod|pods]], [[Security Objects#Segway|segways]] or [[Syndicate Items#ClownCar|other vehicles]] with the ''harm'' intent to rename them.
|- id="Rum"
|[[File:DrinkRum.png]]||Rum||Alcohol||Bar||Spaced rum bottles also contain [[Chemistry#Yobihodazine|yobihodazine]].
|- id="Bo Jack Daniel's"
|[[File:Bo Jack Daniel's.png]]||Bo Jack Daniel's||Alcohol||Bar||A real man's drink!
|- id="Stinkeye's Special Reserve"
|[[File:Stinkeye.png]]||Stinkeye's Special Reserve||Alcohol||???||A favourite of captains everywhere. 
|-
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]]||Egg nog||Other||Bar, kitchen||
|- 
|[[File:DrinkMilk.png]]||Milk||Other||Kitchen||
|- id="Space Cola"
|[[File:DrinkCola.png]]||Space cola||Soda||Vendor, kitchen||Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
|- id="Fancy Cola"
|[[File:RandomColas.png]]||Fancy cola||Soda||Vendor|| Contains cola plus a few random weird chemicals.
|- id="Decirprevo Bottled Water"
|[[File:DrinkDecirprevo.png]]||Decirprevo Bottled Water||Soda||Vendor||
|- id="Robust-Eez"
|[[File:DrinkRobusteez.png]]||Robust-Eez||Soda||Vendor||Contains [[Chemistry#Methamphetamine|methamphetamine]].
|- id="Grife-O"
|[[File:DrinkGrifeo.png]]||Grife-O||Soda||Vendor||A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
|- id="Dr. Pubber"
|[[File:DrinkPubber.png]]||Dr. Pubber||Soda||Vendor||Contains morphine and haloperidol. 
|- id="Grones Soda"
|[[File:DrinkGrones.png]]||Grones Soda||Soda||Vendor||Comes in random flavours.
|- id="Spooky Dan's"
|[[File:DrinkSpooky.png]]||Spooky Dan's||Soda||Vendor||Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! 
|- id="Orange-Aid"
|[[File:DrinkOrangeaid.png]]||Orange-Aid||Soda||Vendor||Contains [[Doctoring#Drugs|oculine]].
|- id="Lime-Aid"
|[[File:DrinkLimeaid.png]]||Lime-Aid||Other||Vendor||Contains [[Chemistry#Antihol|antihol]].
|- id="Soft Soft Pizza"
|[[File:soft-soft-pizza-full.png]]||Soft Soft Pizza||Other||Hacked Vendor||Contains liquid pizza... What?
|- id="Robust Coffee"
|[[File:DrinkCoffee.png]]||Robust Coffee||Other||Vendor|| Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
|- id="Happy Elf Hot Chocolate"
|[[File:Happy Elf Hot Chocolate.png]]||Happy Elf Hot Chocolate||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Chicken Soup"
|[[File:Weight-Loss Shake.png]]||Chicken Soup||Other||Vendor||Can cure [[Virus|minor diseases]].
|- id="Weight-Loss Shake"
|[[File:Weight-Loss Shake.png]]||Weight-Loss Shake||Other||Vendor||Contains [[Chemistry#Lipolicide|lipolicide]].
|- id="Tea"
|[[File:FoodTea.png]]||Tea||Other||Vendor||
|- id="Wired Dan's Kafe Kick"
|[[File:DrinkCoffee.png]]||Wired Dan's Kafe Kick||Other||Hacked Vendor|| A daily fix of [[Chemistry#Drugs|drugs]] and [[Chemistry#Poisons and Toxic Shit|poison]], diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
|- id="2010 Vintage"
|[[Image:2010Vintage.png]]||2010 Vintage||Other...||[[Courtroom]]||Contains finely aged...[[Chemistry#Urine|piss]].
|- id="Mugwort Tea"
|[[Image:Mugwort.png]]||Mugwort tea||Other||[[Wizard]]||A bitter tea with magical protective properties. [[Chemistry#Mugwort|Heals]] wizards.
|}

===Dispenser===
[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] [[Image:FancyCocktails.png]]

The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol. Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the [[Chef]]. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

{| style="font-size: 100%; text-align: center;" class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! style="width: 15%" | Item
! style="width: 5%" class="unsortable" | Icon
! style="width: 5%"  | Ethanol
! style="width: 20%" | Recipe
! style="width: 50%" class="unsortable" | Info

|- id="Fruit Wedges"
! Fruit wedges
| <center>[[Image:FruitWedges.png]]</center>
| N/A
| [[Image:Foodorange.png]] / [[Image:Foodlime.png]] / [[Image:Foodlemon.png]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]
| Also available in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends

|- id="Maraschino cherry"
! Maraschino cherry
| <center>[[Image:MaraschinoCherry.png]]</center>
| N/A
| [[Image:Cherries.png]] + [[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]
|

|- id="Cola"
! Cola
| <center>[[Image:GlassOfCola.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Water + Sugar + Carbon + Oxygen
|

|- id="Lemonade"
! Lemonade
| <center>[[Image:Lemonade.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Lemon juice + Sugar
|

|- id="Limeade"
! Limeade
| <center>[[Image:Limeade.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Lime juice + Sugar
|

|- id="Egg Nog"
! Egg nog
| <center>[[Image:EggNog.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Egg + Sugar + Milk
| Decays into 1.2u sugar

|- id="Chocolate Milk"
! Chocolate milk
| <center>[[Image:ChocolateMilk.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Chocolate + Milk
| 

|- id="Strawberry Milk"
! Strawberry milk
| <center>[[Image:StrawberryMilk.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Strawberry juice + Milk

|- id="Sweet Tea"
! Sweet tea
| <center>[[Image:SweetTea.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Tea + Sugar
| 

|- id="Half and Half"
! Half and Half
| <center>[[Image:HalfAndHalf.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Sweet Tea + Lemon juice
| 

|- id="Honey Tea"
! Tea with honey
| <center>[[Image:TeawithHoney.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Tea + Honey
| Makes you feel relaxed.

|- id="Mint Tea"
! Tea with mint
| <center>[[Image:TeaWithMint.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Tea + Mint
| 

|- id="Triple Juice"
! Triple Citrus
| <center>[[Image:TripleJuice.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice
| Heals a little bit of [[Doctoring#Toxin|TOX]] damage.

|- id="Screwdriver"
! Screwdriver
| <center>[[Image:DrinkScrewdriver.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Vodka + Orange juice
| 

|- id="Sex on the Beach"
! Sex on the Beach
| <center>[[Image:SexOnTheBeach.png]]</center>
| 0.1
| Screwdriver + Cranberry juice
| It farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.

|- id="Vodka Gimlet"
! Vodka Gimlet
| <center>[[Image:VodkaGimlet.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Vodka + Lime juice
| 

|- id="Cosmopolitan"
! Cosmopolitan
| <center>[[Image:Cosmopolitan.png]]</center>
| 0.1
| Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
| 

|- id="Bloody Mary"
! Bloody Mary
| <center>[[Image:BloodyMary.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Vodka + Tomato juice
| 

|- id="Bloody Scary"
! Bloody Scary
| <center>[[Image:BloodyScary.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Vodka + [[Changeling]] blood
| 

|- id="Vodka Martini"
! Vodka Martini
| <center>[[Image:Martini.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Vodka + Vermouth
| 

|- id="Vodka Tonic"
! Vodka Tonic
| <center>[[Image:GinAndTonic.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Vodka + Tonic water
| Is completely transparent in color. Right-click to pick up.

|- id="Mind Eraser"
! Mind Eraser
| <center>[[Image:MindEraser.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Vodka Tonic + Coffee
| 

|- id="Black Russian"
! Black Russian
| <center>[[Image:BlackRussian.png]]</center>
| 0.15
| Vodka + Coffee
| 

|- id="White Russian"
! White Russian
| <center>[[Image:WhiteRussian.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Black Russian + Milk
| 

|- id="Suicider"
! Suicider
| <center>[[Image:Suicider.png]]</center>
| 1
| Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel
| Can also be extracted or distilled from [[Guide to Botany#Omega Weed|omega weed]].

|- id="Murdini"
! Murdini
| <center>[[Image:Murdini.png]]</center>
| 1.1
| Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
| 

|- id="Port"
! Port
| <center>[[Image:Port.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron
| Has a chance to teleport you at random.

|- id="Crème de Menthe"
! Crème de Menthe
| <center>[[Image:CremeDeMenthe.png]]</center>
| 0.4
| Vodka + Sugar + Mint
| 

|- id="Grasshopper"
! Grasshopper
| <center>[[Image:Grasshopper.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate
| Turns you into a [[Guide to Genetics#Blattodean Genetics|roachperson]] for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.

|- id="Bilk"
! Bilk
| <center>[[Image:Bilk.png]]</center>
| 0
| Beer + Milk
| 

|- id="Beepskybräu"
! Beepskybräu
| <center>[[Image:Beepskybräu.png]]</center>
| 0.1
| Beer + Nanomachines
| Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a [[vehicle]]. 

|- id="Snakebite"
! Snakebite
| <center>[[Image:Snakebite.png]]</center>
| 0.15
| Beer + Cider
| 

|- id="Diesel"
! Diesel
| <center>[[Image:Diesel.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Snakebite + Cranberry juice
| 

|- id="BOOrbon"
! BOOrbon
| <center>[[Image:BOOrbon.png]]</center>
| 0.6
| Bourbon + Ectoplasm
| 

|- id="Whiskey Sour"
! Whiskey Sour
| <center>[[Image:WhiskeySour.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Bourbon + Lemonade 
| 

|- id="Manhattan"
! Manhattan
| <center>[[Image:Gimlet.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
| 

|- id="Hunchback"
! Hunchback
| <center>[[Image:Hunchback.png]]</center>
| 0.55
| Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice
| See [[Chemistry#Hunchback|Chemistry]].

|- id="Irish Coffee"
! Irish Coffee
| <center>[[Image:IrishCoffee.png]]</center>
| 0.1
| Bourbon + Coffee + Sugar + Milk 
| 

|- id="Old Fashioned"
! Old Fashioned
| <center>[[Image:OldFashioned.png]]</center>
| 0.4
| Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
| 

|- id="Mint Julep"
! Mint Julep
| <center>[[Image:MintJulep.png]]</center>
| 0.15
| Bourbon + Sugar + Mint
| 

|- id="Jean Harlow"
! Jean Harlow
| <center>[[Image:JeanHarlow.png]]</center>
| 0.6
| Rum + Vermouth
| 

|- id="Planter's Punch"
! Planter's Punch
| <center>[[Image:PlantersPunch.png]]</center>
| 0.4
| Rum + Lemonade
| 

|- id="Sangria"
! Sangria
| <center>[[Image:Sangria.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice
| Warms you up a little bit.

|- id="Mai Tai"
! Mai Tai
| <center>[[Image:MaiTai.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
| 

|- id="Space-Cuba Libre"
! Space-Cuba Libre
| <center>[[Image:Space-CubaLibre.png]]</center>
| 0.1
| Rum + Lime juice + Cola
| 

|- id="Daiquiri"
! Daiquiri
| <center>[[Image:Daiquiri.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Rum + Lime juice + Sugar
| Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.

|- id="Mojito"
! Mojito
| <center>[[Image:Mojito.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Daiquiri + Mint
| 

|- id="Piña Colada"
! Piña Colada
| <center>[[Image:PinaColada.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
| 

|- id="Gin and Tonic"
! Gin and Tonic
| <center>[[Image:GinAndTonic.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Gin + Tonic water
| Is completely transparent in color. Right-click to pick up.

|- id="Pink Gin and Tonic"
! Pink Gin and Tonic
| <center>[[Image:PinkGinAndTonic.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Gin and Tonic + Bitters 
| 

|- id="Gin and Chronic"
! Gin and Chronic
| <center>[[Image:GinandChronic.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol
| Decays into [[Chemistry#Tetrahydrocannabinol |THC]] as well as ethanol.

|- id="Gin and Sonic"
! Gin and Sonic
| <center>[[Image:GinAndSonic.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine
| Decays into [[Chemistry#Methamphetamine|meth]] as well as ethanol. Juice Time.

|- id="Tom Collins"
! Tom Collins
| <center>[[Image:TomCollins.png]]</center>
| 0.16
| Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
| 

|- id="Gin Fizz"
! Gin Fizz
| <center>[[Image:GinFizz.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Gin + Lemon juice + Water
| 

|- id="Gimlet"
! Gimlet
| <center>[[Image:Gimlet.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Gin + Lime juice
| 

|- id="Martini"
! Martini
| <center>[[Image:Martini.png]]</center>
| 0.3
| Gin + Vermouth
| 

|- id="Negroni"
! Negroni
| <center>[[Image:Negroni.png]]</center>
| 0.6
| Martini + Bitters
| 

|- id="Necroni"
! Necroni
| <center>[[Image:Necroni.png]]</center>
| 0.5
| Negroni + Ectoplasm
| 

|- id="French 75"
! French 75
| <center>[[Image:French75.png]]</center>
| 0.15
| Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
| 

|- id="Tequini"
! Tequini
| <center>[[Image:Tequini.png]]</center>
| 0.4
| Tequila + Vermouth
| 

|- id="Brave Bull"
! Brave Bull
| <center>[[Image:BraveBull.png]]</center>
| 0.35
| Tequila + Coffee
| Mild stun reduction.

|- id="Prairie Fire"
! Prairie Fire
| <center>[[Image:PrairieFire.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Tequila + Capsaicin
| Decays into [[Chemistry#Capsaicin|capsaicin]] as well as ethanol.

|- id="Margarita"
! Margarita
| <center>[[Image:Margarita.png]]</center>
| 0.2
| Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
| 

|- id="Long Beach Iced Tea"
! Long Beach Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:LongBeachIcedTea.png]]</center>
| 0.4
| Tequila + Sex on the Beach +<br>Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
| 

|- id="Long Island Iced Tea"
! Long Island Iced Tea
| <center>[[Image:LongIslandIcedTea.png]]</center>
| 0.4
| Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +<br>Gin + Lemon j. + Cola
| 

|- id="Mimosa"
! Mimosa
| <center>[[Image:Mimosa.png]]</center>
| 0.05
| Champagne + Orange juice
| 

|- id="Peach Schnapps"
! Peach Schnapps
| <center>[[Image:PeachSchnapps.png]]</center>
| 0.25
| Vodka + Peach juice
| Decays into VHFCS.

|- id="Moscow Mule"
! Moscow Mule
| <center>[[Image:MoscowMule.png]]</center>
| 0.15
| Vodka + Ginger ale + Lime juice
| 

|- id="Tequila Sunrise"
! Tequila Sunrise
| <center>[[Image:TequilaSunrise.png]]</center>
| 0.22
| Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
| 

|- id="Paloma"
! Paloma
| <center>[[Image:Paloma.png]]</center>
| 0.1
| Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
| 

|- id="Ecto Cooler"
! Ecto Cooler
| <center>[[Image:EctoCooler.png]]</center>
| N/A
| Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice
| Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.

|- id="Squeeze"
! Squeeze
| <center>[[Image:Squeeze.png]]</center>
| 0.83
| [[Chemistry#Bread|Bread (reagent)]] + Welding fuel
| Stuns and infects the consumer with [[Virus#Known viruses|food poisoning]].

|- id="Expresso"
! Expresso
| <center>[[Image:Expresso.png]]</center>
| N/A
| [[#Espresso Machine|Espresso]] + [[Chemistry#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]]
| Hurts your [[Doctoring#Brain|brain]] real bad.

|- id="Freeze"
! Freeze
| <center>[[Image:Freeze.png]]
| 3
| [[Chemistry#SECRET CHEMS|Secret!]]
| Stuns, makes you [[Adventure Zone#Theta Outpost|Ice Moon]] cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.

|- id="Dragon's Breath"
! Dragon's Breath
| [[Image:DragonBreath.png]]
| 20
| [[Chemistry#SECRET CHEMS|Secret!]]
| Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.

|- id="Grog"
! Grog
| [[Image:Grog.png]]
| 20
| [[Chemistry#SECRET CHEMS|Secret!]]
| Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.

|- id="Mutini"
! Mutini
| [[Image:Mutini.png]]
| 1
| [[Chemistry#SECRET CHEMS|Secret!]]
| Grants hella loads of [[Guide to Genetics#Possible Mutations|mutations]], then removes them all when it exits your system.
|}

===Still===
[[Image:Still.png]]

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour - but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

{| style="font-size: 100%; text-align: center;" class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! style="width: 15%" | Item
! style="width: 10%" | Recipe
! style="width: 75%" class="unsortable" | Info

|- id="Beer"
! Beer
| <center>[[Image:Foodwheat.png]] / [[Image:SteelWheat.png]]</center>
| Steel wheat also produces iron.

|- id="BeerBeepsky"
! Beepskybräu 
| <center>[[Image:Foodroburger.png]]</center>
|

|- id="Cider"
! Cider
| <center>[[Image:Foodapple.png]]</center>
|

|- id="Mead"
! Mead
| <center>[[Image:FoodHoney.png]]</center>
|

|- id="Wine"
! Wine
| <center>[[Image:Foodgrape.png]] / [[Image:GreenGrapes.png]]</center>
| Green grapes make white wine.

|- id="Vodka"
! Vodka
| <center>[[Image:Potato.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Bourbon"
! Bourbon
| <center>[[Image:FoodCornCob.png]]</center>
|

|- id="RiceWine"
! Rice wine
| <center>[[Image:Rice.png]]</center>
|


|- id="Rum"
! Rum
| <center>[[Image:Sugarcane.png]] / [[Image:IngSugar.png]]</center>
|

|- id="Tea"
! Tea
| <center>[[Image:AsomnaBark.png]]</center>
|

|- id="CatDrugs"
! [[Chemistry#Cat Drugs|Cat drugs]]
| <center>[[Image:Catnip.png]]</center>
|

|- id="Menthol"
! [[Chemistry#Menthol|Menthol]]
| <center>[[Image:MintPlant.png]] </center>

|- id="THC"
! [[Chemistry#Tetrahydrocannabinol|THC]]
| <center>[[Image:Weed.png]] (any type)</center>
| Other reagents: LSD (rainbow weed), [[Chemistry#Omnizine|omnizine]] (lifeweed), [[Chemistry#Cyanide|cyanide]] (deathweed).

|- id="THC2"
! Drug cocktail
| <center>[[Image:OmegaWeed.gif]]</center>
| Yields THC, LSD, suicider, space drugs, [[Chemistry#Base Elements|mercury, lithium]], atropine, haloperidol, meth, capsaicin, psilocybin, hairgrownium, ectoplasm, bath salts, itching powder, crank, krokodil, cat drugs and histamine. Fun for the whole family!

|- id="BurritoBrew"
! ????
| <center>[[Image:FoodBurrito.png]] </center>
| Yields all sorts of chemicals. Ones that make you talk backwards, ones that set your mouth on fire, ones that set ''you'' on fire, all sorts of random fun! (but mostly literal sewage)
|}

===Juice-O-Matic===
[[Image:Juicer.png]]

An old [[Cyborg]] tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable [[Chemistry#Oh boy I can't wait to melt my eyebrows off!|reagent extractor]]. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

{|class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Item
! Recipe
! class="unsortable" | Info

|- id="Orange Juice"
! Orange Juice
| <center>[[File:foodorange.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Lemon Juice"
! Lemon Juice
| <center>[[File:foodlemon.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Lime Juice"
! Lime Juice
| <center>[[File:foodlime.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Pineapple Juice"
! Pineapple Juice
| <center>[[File:Pineapple.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Apple Juice"
! Apple Juice
| <center>[[File:foodapple.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Strawberry Juice"
! Strawberry Juice
| <center>[[Image:Strawberry.png]]</center>
|  

|- id="Cherry Juice"
! Cherry Juice
| <center>[[Image:Cherries.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Tomato Juice"
! Tomato Juice
| <center>[[File:foodtomato.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Mint"
! Mint
| <center>[[Image:MintPlant.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Coffee Drink"
! Coffee
| <center>[[File:CoffeeBerries.png ]]</center>
|

|- id="Water"
! Water
| <center>[[File:watermelon.png]]</center>
| 

|- id="Nicotine"
! Nicotine
| <center>[[File:eggplant.png]] / [[Image:Tomacco.png]]</center>
| [[Guide to Botany#Tomacco|Tomacco]] usually gives more.

|- id="George Melonium"
! George Melonium
| <center>[[File:Foodgmelon.png]]</center>
| [[Chemistry#George Melonium|Do you feel lucky?]]

|- id="Catonium"
! Catonium
| <center>[[File:catnip.png]]</center>
| Can be made [[Chemistry#Cat Drugs|cat drugs]].

|- id="Capsaicin"
! Capsaicin
| <center>[[File:Foodchili.png]]</center>
| Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.

|- id="Ghost Chili Juice"
! Ghost Chili Juice
| <center>[[Image:GhostlierChili2.gif]]</center>
| ''Extremely'' spicy! [[Chemistry#Ghost Chili Juice|Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion]].

|- id="Toxic Slurry"
! Toxic Slurry
| <center>[[Image:OmegaSlurrypod.png]]</center>
| [[Chemistry#Toxic Slurry|A poison found in slurrypods]].

|- id="Capulettium"
! Capulettium
| <center>[[Image:Poision.png]]</center>
| [[Chemistry#Capulettium|Fakes death somewhat.]]

|- id="Cryostylane"
! Cryostylane
| <center>[[Image:ChillyPepper.png]]</center>
| Chilling. [[Chemistry#Cryostylane|Very chilling]].

|- id="Phlogiston"
! Phlogiston
| <center>[[Image:BurningCommolPlant.png]]</center>
| [[Chemistry#Phlogiston|Liquid fire]].
 
|- id="Holy Water"
! Holy Water
| <center>[[File:FoodGarlic.png]]</center>
| Hurts [[Vampire|vampires]].

|- id="Changeling Blood"
! Changeling Blood
| <center>[[Image:BloodOrangePlant.png]]</center>
| Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.

|- id="Corn Starch"
! Corn Starch
| <center>[[Image:FoodCornCob.png]]</center>
| [[Chemistry#Corn Starch|Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS]].

|- id="Space Soybean Oil"
! Space Soybean Oil
| <center>[[File:soybean.png]] / [[Image:SoylentChartreuse.png]] </center>
| [[Chemistry#Space Soybean Oil|Grease, basically]].

|}

=== Espresso Machine ===
[[Image:EspressoCup.png]] [[Image:EspressoCupRack.png]] [[Image:EspressoMachine.png]]

Some people don't want ''just'' coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want ''special'' coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a ''different'' plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose ''Make espresso'', and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Setting
! class="unsortable" | Description
|-
| Espresso
| Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
|-
| Latte
| A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
|-
| Mocha
| Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk. 
|-
| Cappuccino 
| Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
|-
| Americano
| Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
|-
| Decaf 
| 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
|-
| Flat White
| Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.
|}

==Other Food-Related Items==

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="FoodTech"
|[[Image:KitchenVendingMachine.png]]||FoodTech||Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with [[Kitchen]] access.
|- id="Glassware Recycler"
|[[Image:KitchenwareRecyclerNew.png]]||Glassware Recycler||Recycles glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates.
|- id="Hotdog Cart"
|[[File:Hotdogcart.png]]||Hotdog cart||Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. Can only be opened by people with kitchen access.
|- id="Drinking Glass"
|[[Image:DrinkingGlasses2.png]]||Drinking glass||All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown.
|- id="Coconut Shell"
|[[Image:CoconutShell.png]]||Coconut shell||A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
|- id="Pitcher"
|[[Image:PitcherContainer.png]]||Pitcher||For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
|- id="Plate"
|[[Image:Plate.png]]||Plate||Dinner is served, sir.
|- id="Bowl"
|[[Image:Bowl.png]]||Bowl||For holding food, such as [[Foods and Drinks#Snacks|cereal]] or gruel.
|- id="Spoon"
|[[File:spoon.png]]||Spoon||Needed to eat certain dishes.
|- id="Fork"
|[[File:fork.png]]||Fork||Needed to eat certain dishes.
|- id="Knife"
|[[File:knife.png]]||Knife||Used for [[Foods#Animal Slaughter|slaughtering animals]] and cutting certain items.
|- id="Pizza Cutter"
|[[File:PizzaCutter.png]]||Pizza Cutter||Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
|- id="Rolling Pin"
|[[File:Rolling_Pin.png]]||Rolling pin||Required to prepare pizza bases.
|- id="Shakers"
|[[Image:SaltPepperShakers.png]]||Shakers||Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
|- id="Condiment Bottles"
|[[Image:KetchupBottle.png]] [[Image:MustardBottle.png]]||Condiment bottles||Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
|- id="Icing Tube"
|[[File:IcingTube.png]]||Icing tube||Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
|- id="Candle"
|[[File:Candle.png]] [[File:SmallCandle.png]]||Candle||Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from [[Quartermaster#Candle Crate|Cargo]].
|- id="Party Button"
|[[Image:PartyButton.png]]||Party button||Makes the room rapidly flash bright colors when activated. 
|- id="Produce Satchel"
|[[File:Satchel(b).jpg|x32px]]||Produce satchel||This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
|- id="Banana Peel"
|[[File:bananapeel.png]]||Banana peel||Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
|- id="Fish"
|[[File:fish.png]]||Fish||Can be used to slap people around.
|- id="Seaweed"
|[[Image:Seaweed.png]]||Seaweed||Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
|- id="Goodybag"
|[[Image:GoodyBag.png]]||Goodybag||Contains up to 6 random candies. A [[Clown]] favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
|}

==Chef's Cookbook==
Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the [[Chef|chef]] should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in [[Hydroponics|hydroponics]], some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences. 

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like [[To Serve Man]], you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike [[To Serve Man]], this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no? 

=== Ingredients ===
Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from [[Quartermaster|quartermasters]]. 

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Name!!Available from
|-
|[[File:IngFlour.png]]||Flour||Kitchen or process from wheat.
|- 
|[[File:IngSugar.png]]||Sugar||Kitchen or process from sugarcane.
|- 
|[[File:IngOatmeal.png]]||Oatmeal||Kitchen or process from oats.
|-
|[[File:Ingrice.png]]||Rice||Process rice.
|-
|[[File:IngSemolinaFlour.png]]||Semolina Flour||Process from durum wheat.
|- id="Donk Pockets Box"
|[[File:DonkPocketsKit.png]]||Donk pockets||Kitchen. Contains 6x [[File:Fooddpocket.png]] (cold)
|- id="Bacon Strips Box"
|[[File:BaconBox.png]]||Bacon strips||Kitchen. Contains 7x [[File:Rawbacon.png]]
|- 
|[[File:IngMeat.png]]||Human meat||Kitchen
|- 
|[[File:IngMeat.png]]||Monkey meat||Kitchen
|- 
|[[File:IngMeat.png]]||Synthetic meat||Hydroponics
|- 
|[[File:IngFMeat.png]]||Fish Fillet||Kitchen. Comes in different kinds.
|-
|[[Image:SmallFishFillet.png]]||Small fish fillet||Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet.
|- id="Mystery Meat"
|[[File:IngMMeat.png]]||Mystery meat||Raking through gibs, butchering certain [[Critter]]s - dubious nutritional value!
|- id="Chicken Nugget"
|[[Image:ChickenNugget.png]]||Chicken nugget||Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.
|- id="Flock Nugget"
|[[Image:FlockNugget.png]]||Flock nugget|| [[Debris Field]] Vendor. Like the above, but made of [[Flockmind|robot radio chicken]].
|- id="Brain"
|[[File:BrainNew.png]]||Brain||Robotics
|- id="Synthbrain"
|[[Image:Synthbrain.png]]||Synthbrain||Hydroponics
|- id="Odd Crystal"
|[[Image:OddCrystal.png]]||Odd crystal||[[Debris Field]] merchant, butchering [[Flockmind#Flockdrone|flockdrones]]
|- id="Heart"
|[[Image:Heart.png]]||Heart||Robotics
|- id="Cyberheart"
|[[Image:Cyberheart.png]]||Cyberheart||Robotics
|- id="Synthheart"
|[[Image:Synthheart.png]]||Synthheart||Hydroponics
|- id="Butt"
|[[File:Butt.png]]||Butt||Hydroponics, robotics
|- id="Cyberbutt"
|[[Image:Cyberbutt.png]]||Cyberbutt||Robotics
|- id="Wheat"
|[[Image:Foodwheat.png]]||Wheat||Hydroponics
|- id="Steel Wheat"
|[[Image:SteelWheat.png]]||Steel Wheat||Hydroponics
|- id="Oats"
|[[Image:Oats.png]]||Oats||Hydroponics
|- id="Durum Wheat"
|[[Image:Foodwheat.png]]||Durum Wheat||Hydroponics
|- id="Rice Sprig"
|[[File:Rice.png]]||Rice Sprig||Hydroponics
|- id="Pumpkin"
|[[File:Pumpkin.png]]||Pumpkin||Hydroponics
|- id="Watermelon"
|[[File:Watermelon.png]]||Watermelon||Hydroponics
|- id="Potato"
|[[File:Potato.png]]||Potato||Hydroponics
|- id="Mushroom"
|[[File:Mushroom.png]]||Mushroom||Hydroponics
|- id="Tomato"
|[[File:foodtomato.png]]||Tomato||Hydroponics
|- id="Chili"
|[[File:foodchili.png]]||Chili pepper||Hydroponics
|- id="Lettuce Leaf"
|[[File:foodspinach.png]]||Lettuce leaf||Hydroponics
|- id="Cucumber"
|[[File:Cucumber.png]]||Cucumber||Hydroponics
|- id="Carrot"
|[[File:Foodcarrot.png]]||Carrot||Hydroponics
|- id="Corn Cob"
|[[File:FoodCornCob.png]]||Corn cob||Hydroponics
|- id="Garlic"
|[[File:FoodGarlic.png]]||Garlic||Hydroponics
|- id="Onion"
|[[File:FoodOnion.png]]||Onion||Hydroponics
|- id="Coconut"
|[[File:Coconut.png]]||Coconut||Hydroponics
|- id="Pineapple"
|[[File:Pineapple.png]]||Pineapple||Hydroponics
|- id="Mint"
|[[File:MintPlant.png]]||Mint leaf||Hydroponics
|- id="Bean Pod"
|[[File:BeanPod.png]]||Bean pod||Hydroponics
|- id="Soybean"
|[[File:Soybean.png]]||Soybean pod||Hydroponics
|- id="Peanuts"
|[[File:FoodPeanuts.png]]||Peanuts||Hydroponics
|- id="Egg"
|[[File:IngEgg.png]]||Egg||Kitchen
|- 
|[[File:DrinkMilk.png]]||Milk||Kitchen or process from soybean pods.
|- id="Rancid Milk"
|[[File:DrinkMilk.png]]||Rancid Milk|| [[Debris Field]]. Look in the [[Mining Outpost|abandoned/less well-kept places]].
|- 
|[[File:IngCheese.png]]||Cheese||Kitchen 
|- 
|[[File:IngSpag.png]]||Spaghetti||Kitchen or process from pasta sheets.
|-
|[[File:Pb.png]]||Peanut butter||Kitchen or process from peanuts.
|- id="Maple Syrup"
|[[File:CondMapleSirup.png]]||Maple syrup||Kitchen
|- id="Honey"
|[[File:FoodHoney.png]]||Honey||[[Botanist#Bee-keeping|Space bees]] 
|- id="Royal Jelly"
|[[File:RoyalJelly.png]]||Royal jelly||[[Debris Field]] merchant
|- 
|[[File:Ingseaweed.png]]||Seaweed sheets||Oshan Lab seafloor
|}

===Ingredient Processing===
The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="Ectoplasm"
|[[Image:Ectoplasm2.png]] Ectoplasm||[[Image:FireExtinguisher2.png]] + [[Image:DrinkSpooky.png]]||[[Image:BoozeDispenser.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]||Isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.
|- id="Cheese"
|[[Image:IngCheese.png]] Cheese||[[Image:FireExtinguisher2.png]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:PoolOfVomit.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||See above. Required minimum is 10 units.
|- id="Monkey Meat"
|[[Image:IngMeat.png]] Monkey meat||[[Image:Monkey32.png]]||[[Image:MeatSpike.png]]|| Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
|- id="Human Meat"
|[[Image:IngMeat.png]] Human meat||[[Image:JobTourist.png]]||[[Image:Gibber.png]]||
|- id="Spaghetti"
|[[Image:IngSpag.png]] Spaghetti||[[Image:IngPastaSheet.png|link=#Pasta Sheet]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Flour"
|[[Image:IngFlour.png]] Flour||[[Image:foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Rice"
|[[Image:Ingrice.png]] Rice||[[Image:rice.png|link=Guide to Botany#Rice]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.
|- id="Seaweed Sheet"
|[[Image:Ingseaweed.png]] Seaweed sheet || [[Image:Seaweed.png]] || [[Image:Wirecutters.png]]|| Seaweed is found on [[Oshan Lab]]'s seafloor.
|- id="Sticky Rice"
|[[Image:StickyRice.png]] Sticky Rice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||
|- id="Rice Ball"
|[[Image:riceball.png]] Rice Ball||[[Image:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Makes 3 rice balls.
|- id="Onigiri"
|[[Image:OnigiriV2.png]] Onigiri||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:Ingseaweed.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...
|- id="Sushi Roll"
|[[Image:sushiroll.png]] Sushi Roll||[[Image:IngFMeat.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFillet.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] + [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:Ingseaweed.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low, use knife to slice. Not correct sushi making.
|- id="Makizushi Roll"
|[[Image:makizushi.png]] Makizushi Roll ||[[Image:IngFMeat.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFillet.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] + [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low. Also incorrect sushi making.
|- id="Oatmeal"
|[[Image:IngOatmeal.png]] Oatmeal||[[Image:Oats.png|link=Guide to Botany#Oats]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Semolina Flour"
|[[Image:IngSemolinaFlour.png]] Semolina Flour||[[Image:foodwheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Durum Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation
|- id="Iron Fillings"
|[[Image:IronFillings.png]] Iron fillings||[[Image:SteelWheat.png|link=Guide to Botany#Steel Wheat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Chocolate Chips"
|[[Image:FoodChocolateChips.png]] Chocolate chips||[[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Sugar"
|[[Image:IngSugar.png]] Sugar||[[Image:Sugarcane.png|link=Guide to Botany#Sugarcane]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Milk"
|[[Image:DrinkMilk.png]] Milk||[[Image:FoodSoybeanPod.png|link=Guide to Botany#Soybean]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Peanut Butter"
|[[Image:Pb.png]] Peanut butter||[[Image:FoodPeanuts.png|link=Guide to Botany#Peanuts]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Yoghurt"
|[[Image:Yoghurt.png]] Yoghurt||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Rancid Milk]] (rancid)||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.
|- id="Semolina Dough"
|[[Image:IngSemolinaDough.png]] Semolina Dough||[[Image:IngSemolinaFlour.png|link=#Semolina Flour]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Pasta Sheet"
|[[Image:IngPastaSheet.png]] Pasta Sheet||[[Image:IngSemolinaDough.png|link=#Semolina Dough]] + [[File:Rolling Pin.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Dough"
|[[Image:IngDough.png]] Dough||[[Image:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]]||[[Image:KitchenSink.png]]||
|- id="Sweet Dough"
|[[Image:IngSDoughNew.png]] Sweet dough||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Cookie Dough"
|[[Image:IngCDough.png]] 4x Cookie doughs||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!
|- id="Dough Strip"
|[[Image:Doughstrip.png]] Dough strip||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.
|- id="Dough Circle"
|[[Image:Dough_circle.png]] Dough circle||[[File:Doughstrip.png|link=#Dough Strip]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Click on the dough strip in your hand.
|- id="Holey Dough"
|[[Image:Holeydough.png]] Holey dough||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Fork.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Crumpet"
|[[Image:Crumpet.png]] Crumpet||[[File:Holeydough.png|link=#Holey Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.
|- id="Bagel"
|[[Image:Seedbagel.png]] Bagel||[[File:Dough_circle.png|link=#Dough Circle]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.
|- id="Donut"
|[[Image:Donut.png]] Donut||[[File:Dough_circle.png|link=#Dough Circle]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.
|- id="Ice Cream Cone"
|[[Image:Ice cream cone.png]] Ice cream cone||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low
|- id="Cake Batter"
|[[Image:Cake batter.png]] Cake batter||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||
|- id="Pancake Batter"
|[[Image:PancakeBatterNew.png]] Pancake batter||[[Image:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Bread"
|[[Image:Loaf of Bread.png]] Loaf of bread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low
|- id="Slice of Bread"
|[[Image:Slice of bread.png]] Slice of bread||[[File:Loaf of Bread.png]] + [[File:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread"
|[[Image:Honey-WheatBread.png]] Loaf of honey-wheat bread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||1 second, low
|- id="Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread"
|[[Image:Honey-WheatSlice.png]] Slice of honey-wheat bread||[[File:Honey-WheatBread.png|linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[File:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Banana Bread"
|[[Image:Bananabread.png]] Loaf of banana bread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:Foodbanana.png|link=Guide to Botany#Banana]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||Peel the banana first! 1 second, low
|- id="Slice of Banana Bread"
|[[Image:Bananaslice.png]] Slice of banana bread||[[Image:Bananabread.png|link=#Loaf of Banana Bread]] + [[File:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Elvis Bread"
|[[Image:ElvisBread.png]] Loaf of Elvis bread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Pb.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Foodbanana.png|link=Guide to Botany#Banana]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low
|- id="Slice of Elvis Bread"
|[[Image:ElvisBreadSlice.png]] Slice of Elvis bread||[[Image:ElvisBread.png|link=#Loaf of Elvis Bread]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Dread"
|[[Image:DreadLoaf2.png]] Loaf of dread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||Spooky! 6 seconds, low
|- id="Slice of Dread"
|[[Image:DreadSlice2.png]] Slice of dread||[[Image:DreadLoaf2.png]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| 
|- id="Loaf of Pumpkin Bread"
|[[Image:PumpkinBreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of pumpkin bread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Pumpkin.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low
|- id="Slice of Pumpkin Bread"
|[[Image:PumpkinBreadSlice.png]] Slice of pumpkin bread||[[Image:PumpkinBreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Pumpkin Bread]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of northern-style cornbread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:FoodCornCob.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low
|- id="Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadSlice.png]] Slice of N-style cornbread||[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of southern-style cornbread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:FoodCornCob.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low
|- id="Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadSlice.png]] Slice of S-style cornbread||[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Honey Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of honey cornbread||[[Image:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:FoodCornCob.png|link=#Corn Cob]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low
|- id="Slice of Honey Cornbread"
|[[Image:CornbreadSlice.png]] Slice of honey cornbread||[[Image:CornbreadLoaf.png]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Loaf of Brain Bread"
|[[Image:BrainBreadLoaf.png]] Loaf of brain bread||[[Image:Loaf of Bread.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]] + [[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain.
|- id="Slice of Brain Bread"
|[[Image:BrainBreadSlice.png]] Slice of brain bread||[[Image:BrainBreadLoaf.png|link=#Loaf of Brain Bread]] + [[Image:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Meatball"
|[[Image:Meatball.png]] Meatball||[[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Works with any kind of meat.
|- id="Brain Meatball"
|[[Image:Meatball.png]] Brain meatball||[[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Doesn't work with synthbrains.
|- id="Butt Meatball"
|[[Image:Meatball.png]] Butt meatball||[[Image:Butt.png|link=#Butt]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Only works with human/monkey butts.
|- id="Meat Paste"
|[[Image:Meatpaste.png]] Meat paste||[[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[Image:IngFMeat.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] /[[Image:SmallFishFillet.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] ||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Works with any kind of meat or fish.
|- id="Wonton Wrapper"
|[[File:WontonWrapper.png]] 4x Wonton wrappers ||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:MixerNew.png]] ||
|- id="Ketchup"
|[[Image:CondKtch.png]] Ketchup||[[Image:foodtomato.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Hot Sauce"
|[[Image:CondHot.png]] / [[Image:ColdSauce.png]] / [[Image:IncrediblyHotSauce.png]] Hot sauce||[[Image:foodchili.png|link=#Chili]] / [[Image:ChillyPepper.png|link=#Chili]] / [[Image:GhostlierChili2.gif|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, is as spicy as the chili it came from.
|- id="Mayonnaise"
|[[Image:CondMayo.png]] Mayonnaise||[[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Cream"
|[[Image:Cream.png]] Cream||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Custard"
|[[Image:Custard.png]] Custard||[[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] + [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Butter"
|[[Image:Butter.png]] Butter||[[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||
|- id="Butt-er"
|[[Image:Butt-er.png]] Butt-er||[[Image:Butt.png|link=#Butt]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]] || [[Image:MixerNew.png]] || Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
|- id="Unfinished Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Unfinished Pizza base.png]] Unfinished pizza base||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:Rolling Pin.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Half-Finished Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Half-finished pizza base.png]] Half-finished pizza base||[[File:Unfinished Pizza base.png|link=#Unfinished Pizza Base]] + [[File:CondKtch.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Pizza Base"
|[[Image:Pizza base.png]] Pizza base||[[File:Half-finished pizza base.png|#Half-Finished Pizza Base]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Tortilla"
|[[Image:Tortilla.png]] 3x Tortillas||[[File:Unfinished Pizza base.png|link=#Unfinished Pizza Base]] + [[File:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Melon Slice"
|[[File:foodmelonslice.png]] 6x Melon slices|| [[Image:watermelon.png|link=#Watermelon]] + [[Image:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Fish Fillet"
|[[File:IngFMeat.png]] Fish fillet|| [[Image:fish.png]] + [[Image:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Different kinds of fish exist.
|- id="Small Fish Fillet"
|[[Image:SmallFishFillet.png]] Small fish fillet || [[Image:OshanFish.png]] + [[Image:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| Several variest of fish exist outside [[Oshan Lab]].
|- id="Chips"
|[[File:Potatochips.png]] Chips|| [[Image:Potato.png|link=#Potato]] + [[Image:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.
|- id="Onion Ring"
|[[File:FoodOnionRing.png]] 4x Onion rings|| [[Image:FoodOnion.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:knife.png]] ||[[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Pineapple Ring"
|[[File:FoodPineappleRing.png]] Pineapple ring|| [[Image:Pineapple.png|link=#Pineapple]] + [[Image:knife.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]||
|- id="Coconut Meat"
|[[File:FoodCoconutMeat.png]] 3x Coconut meat|| [[Image:Coconut.png|link=#Coconut]] + [[Image:knife.png]]|| [[Image:InHand.png]]||
|}

===Main course===
This is a list of <s>probably</s> not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable"| Recipe !!class="unsortable" | Creation method!!Time & temperature!!class="unsortable" | Info
|- id="Toast"
|[[Image:Toast.png]] / [[Image:BananaToast.png]] / [[Image:ElvisToast.png]] / [[Image:TerrorToast2.png]] / [[Image:BrainBreadToast.png]] Toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Most of the these recipes work with every kind of bread.
|- id="Cheese on Toast"
|[[Image:Cheese on Toast.png]] / [[Image:CheeseElvisToast.png]] Cheese on toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Bacon on Toast"
|[[Image:BaconToast.png]] / [[Image:BaconElvisToast.png]] Bacon on toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:Rawbacon.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Eggs on Toast"
|[[Image:Eggtoast.png]] / [[Image:Eggelvis.png]] Eggs on toast||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + 2x [[File:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Cheese Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainCheeseSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CheeseElviswich.png]] / [[Image:KilledCheeseSandwich2.png]] Cheese sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Meat Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainMeatSandwich.png]] / [[Image:MeatElviswich.png]] / [[Image:Murderwich2.png]] Meat sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Peanut Butter Sandwich"
|[[Image:PlainPBSandwich.png]] / [[Image:PeanutButterElviswich.png]] / [[Image:PeanutButterBreadula2.png]] Peanut butter sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:Pb.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich"
|[[Image:PeanutButterElviswich.png]] / [[Image:PeanutButterBreadula2.png]] Peanut butter and honey sandwich||[[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:Pb.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Egg Sandwich"
|[[Image:FoodEggSandwich.png]] Egg-salad sandwich || [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:FoodEggSalad.png|link=#Egg Salad]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X sandwich||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices.
|- id="Club"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X club||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Double-Decker Sandwich"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X double-decker sandwich||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Dagwood"
|[[Image:XSandwich.png]] / [[Image:BananaXSandwich.png]] / [[Image:CrazyBananaXSandwich.png]] X dagwood||[[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + X + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Meatball Sub"
|[[Image:MeatballSub.png]] Meatball sub||[[Image:Loaf of Bread.png|link=#Loaf of Bread]] + [[Image:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[Image:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[Image:CondKtch.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Works with any type of bread loaf.
|- id="Banh Mi"
|[[Image:FoodBanhMi.png]] Banh mi || [[Image:Honey-WheatBread.png|link=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[Image:Foodcarrot.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[Image:Cucumber.png|link=#Cucumber]] + [[Image:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Works only with honeywheat bread
|- id="Hotdog"
|[[Image:hotdog1.png]] Hotdog||[[File:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Herbal Sausage"
|[[Image:HerbalSausage.png]] Herbal sausage||[[Image:hotdog1.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[Image:ContusineLeaf.png|link=Guide to Botany#Contusine]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip.
|- id="Hotdog in a Bun"
|[[Image:hotdog0.png]] / [[Image:Bananadog.png]] / [[Image:Hounddog.png]] / [[Image:BeefFrank2.png]] / [[Image:Braindog.png]] Hotdog in a bun ||[[Image:hotdog1.png|link=#Hotdog]] / [[Image:HerbalSausage.png#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Appearance and taste depend on the type of sausage and bread.
|- id="Corndog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] / [[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] / [[Image:HounddogOnAStick.png]] / [[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] / [[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Corndog||[[File:hotdog0.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Apple on a Stick"
|[[Image:AppleOnAStick.png]] Apple on a stick||[[File:foodapple.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Candy Apple"
|[[Image:CandyApple.png]] Candy apple||[[Image:AppleOnAStick.png|link=#Apple on a Stick]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|- id="Synthorange"
|[[Image:Foodorange.png]] Synthorange||[[Image:Foodorange.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]] + [[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Synthetic Meat]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.
|- id="Donk Pocket"
|[[Image:Fooddpocket.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Contains 5 units of [[Chemistry#Omnizine|delicious omnizine goodness]]. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
|- id="Warming Donk Pocket"
|[[Image:Fooddpocket.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:Fooddpocket.png]] (cold)||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|- id="Honk-Pocket"
|[[Image:Fooddpocket.png]] Warm honk-pocket||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:BikeHorn.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...
|- id="Cooked Bacon"
|[[Image:Cookedbacon.png]] Bacon||[[File:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Burger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Burger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Cheeseburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||
|- id="Monkey Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Monkey cheeseburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||Must use monkey meat specifically.
|- id="Coronator"
|[[Image:The_Coronator.png]] Coronator||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, high||
|- id="THE MONSTER"
|[[Image:THE MONSTER.png]] THE MONSTER||[[Image:The_Coronator.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, low||Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
|- id="Brainburger"
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].
|- id="Assburger"
|[[Image:Foodassburger.png]] Assburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:Butt.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Now that's awkward! Contains fartonium.
|- id="Roburger"
|[[Image:Foodroburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RobotHead.png|link=Cyborg#Head]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].
|- id="Dubious Burger"
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Dubious burger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngMMeat.png|link=#Mystery Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Fish Burger"
|[[Image:Foodfishburger.png]] Fishburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngFMeat.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFillet.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Type of fish used doesn't matter.
|- id="Sloppy Joe"
|[[Image:Sloppy Joe.png]] Sloppy Joe||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:Meatpaste.png|link=#Meat Paste]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.
|- id="Baconatrix"
|[[Image:Foodbaconburger.png]] Baconatrix||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Heartburger"
|[[Image:Heartburger.png]] Heartburger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] / [[Image:Synthheart.png|link=#Synthheart]] / [[Image:Cyberheart.png|link=#Cyberheart]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible.
|- id="Coconut Burger"
|[[Image:FoodCoconutBurger.png]] Coconut burger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:FoodCoconutMeat.png|link=#Coconut Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||
|- id="Luau Burger"
|[[Image:FoodLuauBurger.png]] Luau burger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:FoodPineappleRing.png|link=#Pineapple Ring]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||
|- id="Tiki Burger"
|[[Image:FoodTikiBurger.png]] Tiki burger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:FoodCoconutMeat.png|link=#Coconut Meat]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:FoodPineappleRing.png|link=#Pineapple Ring]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high ||
|- id="Steak"
|[[Image:Steak.png]] Steak||[[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, low||You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
|- id="Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Omelette||[[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Requires fork.
|- id="Deep-Space Hell Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Deep-space hell omelette||[[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[Image:SpaceBeeEgg.png|link=Botanist#Bee-keeping]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||The [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees]] are not going to like this! Requires fork.
|- id="Fish Fingers"
|[[Image:Fish_fingers.png]] Fish fingers||[[File:IngFMeat.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFillet.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, low||The type of fish used is irrelevant.
|- id="Baked Potato"
|[[Image:Baked potato.png]] Baked potato||[[File:Potato.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high||
|- id="Mashed Potatoes"
|[[Image:FoodMashedPotatoes.png]] Mashed potatoes||3x [[File:Potato.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||N/A||Requires fork.
|- id="Fries"
|[[Image:Fries.png]] Fries||[[File:Potatochips.png|link=#Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low||
|- id="Bacon and Eggs"
|[[Image:Bacon and eggs.png]] Bacon and eggs|| 2x [[File:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] +  2x [[File:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Requires fork.
|- id="Plain Spaghetti"
|[[Image:SpagP.png]] Plain spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Requires fork.
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:CondKtch.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Requires fork.
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[Image:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:CondKtch.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Requires fork.
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:CondHot.png|link=#Hot Sauce]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Spicy! Requires fork.
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[Image:SpagT.png]] + [[File:CondHot.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Requires fork.
|- id="Spaghetti with Meatballs"
|[[Image:SpagM.png]] Spaghetti with meatballs||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Requires fork.
|- id="Swedish Meatballs"
|[[Image:FoodSwedishMeatballs.png]] Swedish meatballs||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + 2x [[File:Meatball.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
|- id="Pizza"
|[[Image:Plain pizza.png]] X pizza||[[File:Pizza base.png|link=#Pizza Base]] + X||[[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||The toppings may consist of any food item.
|- id="Pizza Slices"
|[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] 6x X pizza slices ||[[File:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]] + [[File:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Sugar Cookie"
|[[Image:Foodcookies.gif]] Sugar cookie||[[File:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Oatmeal Cookie"
|[[Image:OatmealCookie.png]] Oatmeal cookie||[[File:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Chocolate-Chip Cookie"
|[[Image:ChocolateCookie.png]] Chocolate-chip cookie||[[File:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:FoodChocolateChips.png|link=#Chocolate Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Iron Cookie"
|[[Image:IronCookie.png]] Iron cookie||[[File:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Bacon Cookie"
|[[Image:BaconCookie.png]] Bacon cookie||[[File:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Spookie"
|[[Image:Spookie2.png]] Spookie||[[File:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Jaffa Cake"
|[[Image:JaffaCake.png]] Jaffa cake||[[Image:IngCDough.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:Foodorange.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Sugar Moon Pie"
|[[Image:SugarMoonPie.png]] Sugar moon pie||2x [[Image:foodcookies.gif|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Oatmeal Moon Pie"
|[[Image:OatmealMoonPie.png]] Oatmeal moon pie||2x [[Image:OatmealCookie.png|link=#Oatmeal Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Chocolate Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png]] Chocolate moon pie||2x [[Image:ChocolateCookie.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Iron Moon Pie"
|[[Image:IronMoonPie.png]] Iron moon pie||2x [[Image:IronCookie.png|link=#Iron Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Bacon Moon Pie"
|[[Image:BaconMoonPie.png]] Bacon moon pie||2x [[Image:BaconCookie.png|link=#Bacon Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Full Moon Pie"
|[[Image:FullMoonPie2.png]] Full moon pie||2x [[Image:Spookie2.png|link=#Spookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Jaffa Moon Cobbler"
|[[Image:JaffaMoonCobbler.png]] Jaffa moon cobbler||2x [[Image:JaffaCake.png|link=#Jaffa Cake]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|- id="Whoopie Pie"
|[[Image:WhoopiePie.png]] Whoopie pie||2x [[Image:ChocolateCookie.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
|- id="Cookie with Frosting"
|[[Image:CookiesWithFrosting.png]] Cookie with frosting||[[Image:foodcookies.gif|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Works with any type of cookie or moon pie.
|- id="Nougat Bar"
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]] Nougat bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|- id="Granola Bar"
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]] Granola bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|- id="Biscuit"
|[[Image:Biscuit.png]] Biscuit||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||4 seconds, low||
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:Emuffin.png]] English Muffin||[[File:Biscuit.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:Knife.png]]||[[File:Knife.png]]||N/A||Butter is optional. Cut in half with a knife.||
|- id="Hardtack"
|[[Image:Hardtack.png]] Hardtack||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Butter Burger"
|[[Image:butterburger.png]] Butter Burger||[[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:Butter.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Sausage MacGuffin"
|[[Image:macguffin.png]] Sausage MacGuffin||2x [[File:Emuffin.png|link=#English Muffin]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|- id="Honey Wonks"
|[[Image:FoodHoneyWonks.png]] Honey Wonks||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
|- id="Hetz Cup"
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]] Hetz' Cup||[[Image:Pb.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:FoodNougatBar.png|link=#Nougat Bar]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Waffles"
|[[Image:Foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:IngDough.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low||
|- id="Cream Pie"
|[[Image:Creamy Pie.png]] Cream pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Non-Euclidean Cream Pie"
|[[Image:XCreamPie.png]] X cream pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
|- id="Custard Pie"
|[[Image:Pie.png]] Custard pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Custard.png|link=#Custard]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Apple Pie"
|[[Image:Apple Pie.png]] Apple pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Foodapple.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Pumpkin Pie"
|[[Image:Pumpkin pie.png]] Pumpkin pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Pumpkin.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Lemon Meringue Pie"
|[[Image:Lemon_pie.png]] Lemon meringue pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Foodlemon.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lemon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Key Lime Pie"
|[[Image:Lime_pie.png]] Key lime pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Foodlime.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lime]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Strawberry Pie"
|[[Image:StrawberryPie.png]] Strawberry pie||[[Image:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[Image:Strawberry.png|link=Guide to Botany#Strawberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Slurry Pie"
|[[Image:FoodSlurryPie.png]] Slurry pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Foodslurry.png|link=Guide to Botany#Slurrypod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Bacon Pie"
|[[Image:FoodBaconPie.png]] Bacon pie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|- id="Asspie"
|[[Image:Asspie.png]] Asspie||[[File:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Butt.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Yikes! Requires spoon.
|- id="Pie"
|[[Image:XPie.png]] X pie||[[Image:IngSDoughNew.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
|- id="Creamy Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:Creamy sponge cake.png]] Creamy sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|- id="Chocolate Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:Chocolate Sponge Cake.png]] Chocolate sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|- id="Meat Cake"
|[[Image:Meat Cake.png]] Meat cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|- id="Bacon Cake"
|[[Image:BaconCake.png]] Bacon cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + 3x [[File:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|- id="Droopy Cake"
|[[Image:DroopyCake.png]] Droopy cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|- id="Fruit Cake"
|[[Image:FRUITCAKE.png]] Fruit cake||[[File:Foodburnt.png|link=#Smoldering Mess]] + [[File:Foodyuck.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| A December-month exclusive. 
|- id="Pancakes"
|[[Image:FoodDryPancakes.png]] / [[Image:FoodPancakes.png]] Pancakes||[[Image:PancakeBatterNew.png|link=#Pancake Batter]] + [[Image:CondMapleSirup.png|link=#Maple Syrup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
|- id="Cake"
|[[Image:xCake.png]] X cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + X + [[File:IcingTube.png]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]] + [[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
|- id="Cake Slices"
|[[Image:xCakeSlices.png]] 10x X cake slices||[[File:XCake.png|link=#Cake]] + [[File:knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Rangoon/Eggroll"
|[[File:MeatRangoon.png]] / [[Image:Eggroll.png]] X rangoon / eggroll ||[[File:WontonWrapper.png|link=#Wonton Wrapper]] + X||[[Image:DeepFryer.png]] ||N/A||Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.
|- id="Fried Onion Ring"
|[[File:FoodFriedOnionRing.png]] Fried onion ring||[[Image:FoodOnionRing.png|link=#Onion Ring]]||[[File:DeepFryer.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Onion Chips"
|[[File:Chips-onion.png]] Onion Chips || 2x[[Image:FoodOnionRing.png|link=#Onion Ring]] + [[Image:FoodOnion.png|link=#Onion]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 7 seconds, high||
|- id="Hand-made Popcorn"
|[[File:FoodPopcorn.png]] Popcorn||[[Image:FoodCornCob.png|link=#Corn Cob]] +[[Image:Welder.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
|- id="Processor Popcorn"
|[[File:FoodPopcorn.png]] Popcorn||[[Image:FoodCornCob.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||N/A||
|- id="Ice Cream"
|[[Image:XIceCream.png]] X-flavoured ice cream|| [[Image:Ice_cream_cone.png|link=#Ice Cream Cone]]||[[Image:IceCreamMachineNew.png]]||N/A||The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
|- id="Mashed Brains"
|[[File:mashed brains.png]] Mashed brains ||[[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||N/A||Good brain food! Requires fork.
|- id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:meatloaf.png]] Meatloaf ||[[Image:meatpaste.png|link=#Meat Paste]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Requires fork.
|- id="Tacoshell"
|[[Image:Taco.png]] Taco shell||[[File:Tortilla.png|link=#Tortilla]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|- id="Meat Taco"
|[[Image:MeatTaco.png]] Meat taco||[[Image:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]] + [[File:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:CondHot.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
|- id="Tortilla Chips"
|[[Image:FoodTortillaChip.png]] 4x Tortilla chips||[[File:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||N/A||Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
|- id="Guacamole"
|[[File:FoodGuacamole.png]] Guacamole||[[Image:FoodAvocado.png|link=Guide to Botany#Avocado]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||N/A||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Mine Chutney"
|[[File:FoodMintChutney.png ]] Mint chutney||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:Foodchili.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:FoodGarlic.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[Image:Onion.png|link=#Onion]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Oatmeal Bowl"
|[[File:mapleoatmeal.png]] Oatmeal (random flavour)||[[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Tomato Soup"
|[[Image:TomatoSoup.png]] Tomato soup||2x [[Image:Foodtomato.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Gruel"
|[[Image:Gruel.png]] Gruel||3x [[Image:Foodyuck.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||N/A||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Chili Con Queso"
|[[Image:ChiliConQueso.png]] Chili con queso||[[Image:foodchili.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:IngCheese.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Chili Con Carne"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con carne||[[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Foodchili.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Chili Con Flagration"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con flagration||[[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:Foodchili.png|link=#Chili]] + 2x [[File:CondHot.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="El Diablo"
|[[File:ElDiablo.gif]] El Diablo||[[Image:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Carne]] + [[File:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Flagration]] + [[File:Foodchili.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:CondHot.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, high||Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Cream of Mushroom"
|[[Image:CreamOfMushroom.png]] Cream of mushroom||[[Image:Mushroom.png|link=#Mushroom]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||N/A||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|- id="Salad"
|[[File:FoodSalad.png]] Salad||2x [[Image:foodspinach.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Requires fork.
|- id="Candy Cane"
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]] Candy cane||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|- id="Egg Nog"
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]] Egg nog||3x [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|- id="Hard-Boiled Egg"
|[[Image:FoodHardBoiledEgg.png]] Hard-Boiled Egg || [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 4 seconds, low || The loose cannon of foods
|- id="Deviled Egg"
|[[Image:FoodDeviledEgg.png]] Deviled Egg || [[Image:FoodHardBoiledEgg.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:Knife.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| N/A ||
|- id="Egg Salad"
|[[Image:FoodEggSalad.png]] Egg Salad || [[Image:FoodHardBoiledEgg.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:FoodSalad.png|link=#Salad]] + [[File:CondMayo.png|link=#Mayonnaise]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 5 seconds, low ||
|- id="Haggis"
|[[File:Haggis.png]] Haggis|| [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] / [[Image:HumanEyeNormal.png|link=Roboticist#Eyes]] + [[Image:FoodOnion.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin?
|- id="Haggass"
|[[File:Haggis.png]] Haggass|| [[File:Butt.png|link=#Butt]] + [[Image:FoodOnion.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.
|- id="Scotch Eggs"
|[[File:ScotchEgg.png]] Scotch Eggs|| [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:IngMeat.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 3 seconds, high || In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.
|- id="Pickle"
|[[File:Pickle.png]] Pickle|| [[Image:Cucumber.png|link=#Cucumber]] ||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| N/A || 
|- id="Bee Kibble"
|[[File:BeeKibble.png]] Bee Kibble || [[Image:Foodyuck.png|link=#?????]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=#Wheat]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high|| For bee larva only.
|- id="Birthday Cupcake"
|[[File:BirthdayCupcake.png]] Birthday Cupcake || [[Image:BeeKibble.png|link=#Bee Kibble]] + [[Image:RoyalJelly.png|link=#Royal Jelly]] + [[Image:SmallCandle.png|link=General Objects#Candle]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high || For space bees only...or brave humans.
|- id="Refried Beans"
|[[Image:RefriedBeans.png]] Refried Beans||[[Image:Rawbacon.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] + 2x [[Image:BeanPod.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.
|- id="Rice and Beans"
|[[Image:RiceAndBeans.png]] Rice And Beans||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[Image:BeanPod.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|- id="Fried Rice"
|[[Image:FriedRice.png]] Fried Rice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:FoodOnion.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:FoodGarlic.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|- id="Omurice"
|[[Image:Omurice.png]] Omurice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[Image:IngEgg.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:CondKtch.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|- id="Risotto"
|[[Image:Risotto.png]] Risotto||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[Image:Butter.png|link=#Butter]] + [[Image:FoodOnion.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:FoodGarlic.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|}

===Deep Fryer===
[[Image:DeepFryer.png]]  [[Image:FriedConor.png]] 

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

===Microwave===
[[Image:MicrowaveNew.png]]

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a [[Mechanic|mechanic]].  

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!Produced item!!class="unsortable" | Recipe!!class="unsortable" | Info
|-
|[[File:donut.png]] Donut||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:IngEgg.png]]||
|-
|[[Image:FoodPopcorn.png]] Popcorn||[[Image:FoodCornCob.png]]||
|-
|[[File:foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||2x [[File:IngFlour.png]] + 2x [[File:IngEgg.png]]||
|-
|[[File:pie.png]] Custard pie||2x [[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:foodbanana.png]]||Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
|-
|[[File:burger.png]] Burger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:IngMeat.png]]||Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
|-
|[[File:foodbrainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:BrainNew.png]]||Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].
|-
|[[Image:Foodassburger.png]] Assburger||[[Image:IngFlour.png]] + [[Image:Butt.png]]||Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
|-
|[[File:foodroburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:RobotHead.png]]||Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].
|-
|[[File:Heartburger.png]] Heartburger||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:Heart.png]]||Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
|-
|[[File:meatball.png]] Meatball||[[File:IngMeat.png]] + [[File:IngMeat.png]]||Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
|-
|[[File:fooddpocket.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:IngFlour.png]] + [[File:meatball.png]]||
|-
|[[File:fooddpocket.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:fooddpocket.png]] (cold)||A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.
|}

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

[[Image:MicrowaveMessy.png]] <font color=red>'''The microwave gets covered in muck!'''</font> - Get some space cleaner. Ask the [[Janitor|janitor]] or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

[[Image:MicrowaveBroken.png]] <font color=red>'''The microwave breaks!'''</font> - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

===Prison Loaf Processor===
[[Image:LoafProcessor.png]]

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a [[Engineering Objects#Welder|welder]] on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!class="unsortable" | Icon!!Level!!Name!!class="unsortable" | Comments!!class="unsortable" | Notes
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||1||Prison loaf||A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||2||Dense prison loaf||The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf base.png]]||3||Extra-dense prison loaf||Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif]]||4||Super-compressed prison loaf||Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.||
|-
|[[File:Prisionloaf fissile.gif]]||5||Fissile loaf||There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.||Throw it and watch what happens.
|-
|[[File:JPfru.gif]]||6||Fusion loaf||Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?||
|-
|[[File:PrisonloafNeutron.gif]]||7||Neutron loaf ||Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.||
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf quark.gif]]||8||Quark loaf||This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.||You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf degenerate.gif]]||9||Degenerate loaf||You should probably call a physicist.|| 
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf strangelet.gif]]||10||Strangelet loaf||You should probably call a priest.||Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
|-
|[[File:Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif]]||11||Einstein-rosen loaf||A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... 
||Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.
|}

===Animal Slaughter===
[[Image:Remy.png]]

Knives can be used on dead [[critter]]s to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.


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